Global Quest: Begin as Deadpool, teammate Kirin

Maybe it was too long.

When you hold back a bubble of urine for a long time and suddenly run out of urine, you will have a feeling of flying to the clouds, happiness.

Until Zhang Qilin's disgusted voice sounded: "Your smell! It's too offensive!"

Qin Feng raised his brows.

"Poker bottle, you really don't save me any face when you say that."

"How can this thing not hit the nose?"

"Act as if you didn't."

When Qin Feng said this, Zhang Qilin really had no way to refute.

Qin Feng continued: "Now that it's over, can I trouble you, old man, to help me pull up my pants?"

Zhang Qilin was silent, as if he was not ready to talk to Qin Feng.

Qin Feng was somewhat anxious.

"Isn't it Poker Bottle? You just have the heart to let me hang out here? It's very cold."

"And maybe there are some bugs nearby, and it won't be good to bite me again."

"Hey, are you listening to me?"

"As a gentleman, how can you not mention it? You are very immoral."

"Stuffy oil bottle?"

"???"

"Little bored? Little oily? Small bottle?"

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Chapter 115 : Can't hold back anymore?

Zhang Qilin: "..."

He has never been so speechless as now.

What kind of weird names are these?

I'm afraid only Qin Feng can think of it.

"You talk too much! Shut up!"

Qin Feng was just making a joke.

When he saw Poker Bottle, he was really angry, so he stopped teasing him.

"So Poker Bottle, are you really going to help me?"

"I need your help right now."

Zhang Qilin is a person who is cold on the outside and hot on the inside.

Facing Qin Feng's soft and hard palate, he finally chose to compromise.

Feeling around, he slowly pulled up Qin Feng's pants.

Two people are in the same room.

From the beginning to the end, Qin Feng never stopped talking.

On Zhang Qilin's side, he remained silent.

The two formed a stark contrast.

After some time, Qin Feng felt that something was wrong with Zhang Qilin.

"Poker bottle, are you not feeling well?"

Zhang Qilin nodded, "Nozomi Sato swallowed a red pill for me. I don't know what it is. The effect of the medicine seems to have begun."

Zhang Qilin's breathing became uneven.

Qin Feng frowned and said worriedly: "That bitch Sato Nozomi! I really don't know what purpose she has, she must let you join the ghost organization."

Zhang Qilin guessed: "She should have something to do, and only I can do it, so she wants me to join this organization."

"Then Poker Bottle, what are you thinking now? Do you really want to join?"

Zhang Qilin thought for a while, and said, "Only by going deep into it, can I know their specific purpose and my background."

Of course Qin Feng understood Zhang Qilin's thoughts.

Qin Feng also has his own worries.

"I'm afraid that after you join the ghost organization, you will lose yourself. I'm afraid that you will no longer be the dull oil bottle you are now."

"However, if you really want to do this, I will support you unconditionally."

Zhang Qilin took a deep breath, "Even if I propose now that I want to formally join the ghost organization, they will not easily believe me."

"because……"

At this point, Zhang Qilin fell silent.

Did not go on.

Qin Feng already understood what he meant, and said with a smile: "They should want to get rid of me. In this case, you will have nothing to worry about."

Zhang Qilin did not deny it.

In fact, if it wasn't for Zhang Qilin to block it.

Nozomi Sato and the others will definitely kill Qin Feng.

Qin Feng thought for a while, and suddenly came up with an excellent solution.

"Poker bottle, why don't you kill me, then you can gain their trust."

"Don't talk about such nonsense in the future." Zhang Qilin's tone was a little angry.

Regardless of being teammates with Qin Feng.

The two are also friends now.

Zhang Qilin would not do such despicable and shameless things as killing a friend to gain the trust of the other party.

Qin Feng couldn't help feeling warm in his heart.

"But I'm serious, Poker Bottle."

"Only in this way can you completely gain their trust, break into the ghost organization, understand your own life experience, and figure out their specific purpose."

"Finally, look for opportunities to solve them."

"As for me, you don't have to worry about me at all, I won't die."

Zhang Qilin said lightly: "Why?"

"Put your head closer, and I'll tell you in a low voice."

Zhang Qilin thought for a while, and leaned his head obediently.

Qin Feng whispered: "I have an immortal body! After you kill me, I will not die. The two of us confuse them in this way."

"As for the future, I'll find another chance to meet with you and get rid of the five of Sato Nozomi and the others, and the two of us can be together again."

Zhang Qilin was silent.

"Porky bottle, why didn't you answer?"

"Don't you think my plan is very good?"

After a long time, Zhang Qilin said: "Are you really immortal? You didn't lie to me?"

"Of course!"

Qin Feng said triumphantly: "I'm very powerful, Boyouping, you won't underestimate me, will you?"

In fact.

Zhang Qilin never underestimated Qin Feng.

He has always understood that Qin Feng is unfathomable.

But Zhang Qilin still has doubts about Qin Feng's immortality.

Qin Feng continued: "Since I told you this, I must be serious. After all, I can't sacrifice myself to help you, right?"

"Poker bottle, Poker bottle, what are you thinking about every day? Although the two of us have a good relationship, we haven't reached the level where we are willing to die for each other."

"So don't be too sentimental."

Zhang Qilin thought about it again, and it was indeed such a truth.

"I'll think about it."

"What are you thinking about? This is the only way, the best way."

"Just listen to me."

Zhang Qilin had his own plans in his heart.

Although what Qin Feng said about the immortal body, Zhang Qilin believed a little.

But he was still afraid that something might happen.

After all, this kind of thing is related to Qin Feng's life.

Zhang Qilin was unwilling to gamble with Qin Feng's life.

Being idle and bored, Qin Feng suddenly suggested, "Boyyouping, why don't you teach me to whistle."

"I think you whistled well just now, and I want to learn it."

"No!" Zhang Qilin refused directly.

"Why, Poker Bottle? Isn't it too straightforward for you to refuse?"

Zhang Qilin did not explain.

Qin Feng suddenly guessed something, and said with a smirk: "Oh..., I know Poker Bottle, you must want to pee too, right?"

"So afraid of my whistling magic attack?"

Zhang Qilin blushed.

It's a pity that Qin Feng didn't see it.

Qin Feng continued to tease: "Oh... Poker bottle, Poker bottle, I didn't expect you to have today."

"I begged you so much just now that I almost knelt down to you. Now that Feng Shui is turning, it's time for me to torture you, right?"

"Shhhhhh..."

Qin Feng whistled on purpose.

A face covered under a mask is called a beating.

Zhang Qilin frowned, only feeling a urge to urinate in his bladder, swollen, this feeling was extremely uncomfortable.

"Can you stop blowing?"

Zhang Qilin couldn't hold back anymore, he couldn't stand it anymore.

Although Qin Feng's whistle was ugly.

But this thing is like a magical attack.

When you are holding back your urine and someone pees, you will definitely feel the greatest evil in the world.

Qin Feng kept smirking, "No! No! No!"

"I'm working on my whistling skills and I'm on the rise and don't want to stop."

"Poker bottle, don't get me wrong, I'm really not targeting you."

"It's a pity, you can't see my big pure and innocent eyes, otherwise you would definitely believe me."

"Hey hey hey hey..."

"Listen to my laughter, how serious it is."