Xueba, I beg you to go and escort him quickly!

Xueba, I beg you to go and escort him quickly!Author: learn more

Read novels from ** class.

Math class to play ball.

Sleeping in the Chinese class, the teacher dared not speak loudly.

The physics teacher was hospitalized, and he was entrusted to give lectures on the podium. As a result, the monthly examination of the class ranked first in the school.

When he got the wrong answer during the exam, the teacher's first reaction was not that he was wrong, but that the question was wrong.

When the students asked questions, he gave several different ideas and asked them which one to listen to.

Teachers and students: Xu Heng Xueba, let's be an individual!I beg you to go and escort it!

Chapter 1

Physics questions:

There is a bear who accidentally fell into the hole. The depth of the hole is 4.916 meters, and it takes 1 second. What color is the bear?

Four options: black, white, gray, brown.

All the students in the class were dumbfounded and looked confused.

This is the first time they have seen this type of question.

"I'll go! What kind of perverted question is this!"

"How to do this? Is this a physics problem? Damn! I have no idea at all!"

"Go ask the physics class representative!"

"The class monitor is also a physics master, he should know how to do it!"

Only Xu Heng looked at this question and smiled slightly.

"Xu Heng, do you think the physics teacher made a mistake in this question?"

The tablemate, Yue Pingting, is already a beauty at such a young age.

The growing body made Xu Heng feel that Xiao He was just showing her sharp corners.

Slim and graceful, looking down and not seeing toes, just around the corner.

But she is a scumbag at school, and she is usually confused, her grades are almost the same as Xu Heng's.

"I'm confused again! You are a scumbag like me, so how do you know if the topic is wrong or not?"

As a time traveler, Xu Heng accepts his setting as a scumbag, so he just sits in the third row from the bottom of the class, and relies on the system to sign in silently.

【Ding!Sign in 10 times for physics class!High school physics mastery, and can draw inferences from one instance]

Consult the system.

Language: Sign in 15 times (10 times have been completed, and the next upgrade will be 20 times)

Mathematics: Sign in 16 times (full 10 times, upgrade 20 times next time)

Foreign language: Sign in 14 times (10 times have been completed, and the next upgrade will be 20 times)

Physics: Sign in 10 times (full 10 times, upgrade 20 times next time)

Chemistry: Check in 10 times (full 10 times, upgrade 20 times next time)

Politics: Check in 10 times (full 10 times, upgrade 20 times next time)

History: Sign in 10 times (full 10 times, upgrade 20 times next time)

Geography: Sign in 10 times (full 10 times, upgrade 20 times next time)

Biology: Sign in 10 times (full 10 times, upgrade 20 times next time)

Other disciplines: (to be unlocked)

After 10 times, you can learn all the courses in high school by heart.

Xu Heng, "It's a very simple question, how could it be wrong."

Yue Pingting blinked her big dingy eyes and looked at Xu Heng, "You actually said it was simple? Xu Heng, are you sick!"

In Yue Pingting's eyes, Xu Heng is the same as herself, as the student who is in the bottom ten of the class, and even won the bottom one in physics, how can he say it is easy?

This is simply Arabian Nights!

"Since you said it was simple, what color bear do you think it is? Bet on breakfast!"

Xu Heng shook his head.

Yue Pingting, "I know you're talking nonsense! You're cowardly!"

Xu Heng, "One meal is too little, a week!"

Seeing Xu Heng's serious appearance, Yue Pingting gritted her teeth, "Okay! That's it!"

Xu Heng, "White, polar bear."

Yue Pingting, "How did you come to the conclusion? What about the process?"

Xu Heng, "It took only 1 second for the bear to fall into the hole, and the hole is 4.916 meters deep."

"When the bear falls, it can be regarded as a free fall, right? So according to the formula h=1/2(gt) square."

Yue Pingting suddenly widened her eyes and gasped.

"h is 4.916, t is 1 second, it can be concluded that g...g is..."

She is calculating.

Xu Heng, "It can be obtained that the local gravitational acceleration g is, you go to check the gravitational acceleration, it is obviously either at the North Pole or at the South Pole."

Yue Pingting scratched the back of her head and asked cutely, "But why not a polar bear?"

Xu Heng raised his hand and scratched her nose, "There are bears in Antarctica? They can only be polar bears, so they are white."

brush!

Yue Pingting blushed, she immediately covered her nose, "Xu Heng, don't touch it! Be careful and I'll sue the teacher."

"Ring Ling Ling..."

The school bell rings.

Yue Pingting glared at Xu Heng, "You are ready to buy me breakfast for a week!"

Qin Fangming, a physics teacher, walked in.

"Have you figured out the bear problem? Do you know what bear it is?"

The monitor was the first to stand up, "Teacher, did you make a mistake in this question?"

Qin Fang understood, "There is nothing wrong with this question!"

The students wailed, "There is no way to start!"

Qin Fangming smiled, "Your thinking still needs to be developed! Let me explain this question next!"

On the podium, what Qin Fangming said was exactly the same as what Xu Heng said.

Yue Pingting was completely dumbfounded.

When Qin Fangming said that the correct answer was white bear, her scalp became even more numb.

Buying breakfast is secondary!

The main thing is...

"We agreed to go out together! I didn't expect you to come out quietly!"

"You are not the Xu Heng I knew!"

"I'm a scumbag! Why are you suddenly top-notch!"

"Is it a trick?"

"So angry!"

Yue Pingting struggled inwardly.

Qin Fangming, "Do you understand now? This question is actually not that difficult, but the entire army in our class was wiped out!"

After hearing what Qin Fangming said, Yue Pingting turned to look at Xu Heng.

This obviously has a meeting!

"Xu Heng! Don't sleep! Wake up! Do you know that you killed everyone in the class, including the physics representative and monitor!"

"How do you know the answer? Have you ever done the same problem?"

Xu Heng was soundly asleep.

As a scumbag in his studies, as long as he doesn't disturb other students, the teacher doesn't bother to care about him.

Xu Heng raised his head slowly when Yue Pingting shouted excitedly, "What did you say?"

"I said, how do you know the answer to this question?"

Xu Heng yawned, "Such a simple question, there's no need to make such a fuss, right?"

Squeeze it!

Yue Pingting stood up.

"Teacher! Our entire army is not wiped out! Xu Heng got this question right! He told me the answer at the beginning, bet me, I still don't believe it."

Depend on!

This girl is not only sometimes confused, she is also...

Chapter 2

brush!

Everyone in the class turned to look at Yue Pingting and Xu Heng.

"Ha ha ha ha……"

"Aftermath!"

Then, everyone burst into laughter.

Even Qin Fangming couldn't help it, "Ha...ahem! Students, don't laugh! Enough is enough!"

"Student Yue, do you know what you just said?"

Yue Pingting, "I know! When I was discussing with Xu Heng just now, I was scolded by him because I said I was an antarctic bear."

She said it very seriously.

There is no falsehood in the beautiful eyes.

Qin Fangming glanced at Yue Pingting, then turned to Xu Heng.

"Xu Heng! Do you really know this question? Have you seen the same question type before?"

Xu Heng stood up and prepared to follow the teacher's wishes to make things happen.

But Yue Pingting said first, "Xu Heng said such a simple question, why make such a fuss!"

Whoa!

The whole class was in an uproar.

Looking at Xu Heng and Yue Pingting was like watching a monkey.

Qin Fangming raised his eyebrows, he knew something about Yue Pingting and Xu Heng.

The two people's grades are not good enough, but they still have character, besides, Yue Pingting is not stupid, lying does not do her any good.