Ghost, please let me go

The old man who played God was still sitting at the door of the store. When he saw me striding over, he grinned happily and stood up from a long distance away. As a result, I walked past him without squinting and went directly into the next door.

The old man couldn't think about it, so he stepped up to catch up with me, "Hey, hey, little brother, you entered the wrong store."

The bald old man rushed over, "Hey hey hey, old Yu is too much, grab the business and come to the store, even if you are jealous that my business has been good these two days, you don't have to do this."

The old man who sold me said: "This little brother is my repeat customer, and he has never bought books from you before. How could he come straight to you? He has gone to the wrong house."

I hurriedly declared, "I didn't go wrong, I just came here, and I didn't want to go to your store."

The old man who sold me was so choked that he couldn't breathe. The bald old man laughed loudly, "Isn't Lao Yu pretending to be sentimental? You were recognized as a cheap seller in the last book."

"I am a real high-quality supernatural power. It is definitely not a high-end product. It is full of gods and Buddhas. You can invite whoever you want!" The old man who sold my magic power said angrily, "There are no fakes in my store. Little brother, do you want to buy it?" What, go to my place, guarantee everything, and I will give you the best price. This old boy is cheating, and he dared to charge someone 1 yuan last time he sold a complete collection of evil methods. This is what you saw with your own eyes. I Well, what is the price of the magical powers I sold you? Whoever has a conscience and who has a black heart, you can feel your conscience and talk about it yourself."

When I thought about it, it was true. Where can I find supernatural powers for five yuan a book, so I hurriedly asked: "Then I bought it from you, or the price last time?"

The old man who sold my god was stunned, but then he said through gritted teeth: "That's right, it's the same price as last time. If you buy more, I can give you a little more discount!"

As soon as I heard it, I turned around immediately, "Let's go, let's go to your store to have a look."

When the bald old man saw it, he was also anxious, "Don't ask for a price, little brother, I will sell it for whatever price he sells you, and I have a variety of varieties and styles, so I guarantee that all of them are genuine."

"It makes sense." I stopped, hesitated, and looked at the two old men who were staring at me eagerly, "Actually, I just want to buy some books on qi refining, um, beginners, elementary, intermediate. , advanced ones, preferably a complete set, which can be practiced to ascend to immortality in one breath. Do you two have it?"

The bald old man reacted quickly, and immediately said: "Yes! I have five series here, all of which are standard textbooks of the sect. From the introductory to the final, the ascension through the air and the sacrifice of the whole day, the teaching is explained step by step. Come, let me introduce them to you. The advantages and disadvantages of each of these five series."

I quickly waved my hand, "Let's not talk about that first, let's talk about how much it is."

"This price is definitely the lowest in the entire book market." The bald old man said, taking out his mobile phone to show me the design, "Come and see, this Wan Cheng Ye Lian Sutra set, the original price is 15, I'll give you a [-]% discount , you can get it by exchanging [-] Tong. There is also this, the refined sword immortal training method set, the original price is [-]. I will give you a [-]% discount and then wipe off zero. You can take the value of [-] Tong, and this, Hey, hey, little brother, don't leave, if you like which set, the price is still negotiable..."

As soon as I heard that there was still discussion, I quickly stopped, "It's really possible to discuss."

"It's really negotiable, definitely easy to negotiate." The bald old man said, patting his chest.

I tentatively asked, "Five yuan a book, is that okay?"

The bald old man was stunned for a moment, but then he flew into a rage, "Are you entertaining me? This is selling the Qi Refining Method, the authentic supreme secret method, and it costs five yuan a copy? Do you think you are buying a small yellow book at a street stall? "

"It's okay." I spread my hands and said, "It's not that I don't buy it, it's that you don't sell it."

The bald old man said angrily: "I don't want to sell it, there is no such price."

I just looked at the old man who sold me, "What do you think?"

"No problem, it's sold!" The old man who sells my god beat gritted his teeth and stomped his feet, "It costs five yuan a copy. If you sell more, I can deliver it to your door!"

The bald old man was stunned for a while, and then he called out, "Old Yu, are you crazy, aren't you? Wutong is worth a book to sell Qi refining suits?"

"I'm happy, can you control it?" The old man who sold my god beat said with a stiff neck, "Listen, it's five yuan a piece, RMB, not Wutong exchange value! I just sold it like this today! What's the matter? Let's go, pick a book with me!"

Is it my illusion?

Why does this uncle sell his own treasure book for the price of cabbage and still look very proud?

Is he sick?

Chapter 252 The True Solution of Qi Refining

Successfully shocked the bald old man to the point where he was full of skeptical expressions on his face. The prodigal old man proudly took me back to his bookstore with high-spirited steps.

As soon as he entered the door, he took the remote control and opened the shutter door again.

I hurriedly stopped him, "Grandpa, what kind of bad habit do you have, selling books is like selling prostitutes, what kind of door do you close?"

The old man who sold the gods said: "Of course we have to close the door. If I give you this price, it is said that everyone will come to me to grab the book. Didn't I get paid for it? You must keep this price a secret. Close the door, my God." Know the world, know you, know me, understand, don’t you understand?”

I reminded him: "The old man next door still knows!"

The god-beating old man smiled and said: "We are two old neighbors who have been around for many years. If he knows about it, he won't say anything. If he dares to talk about me, I will shake off his little shit. , Hurt each other, there is no need. Come, come, tell me, what specific requirements do you have for refining qi, and I will choose a method that can meet your requirements."

I thought about it and said, "There are no specific requirements, it's still the same as last time, it's simple and easy to use, and you can see it at a glance, that's all."

"The Qi-refining method is not the same as the supernatural power of the outer sect. The outer sect uses external forces, and there is a shortcut. However, the Qi-refining method is the only way to break through the upper limit of human ability that is known to be effective and has no side effects. , there is no quick way, you can only go up step by step."

The old man who sells his gods is quite a bit of the earnestness of our black faces when we persuade us to give up our illusions and study hard.

However, for the college entrance examination, we have to kill a mountain of corpses and a sea of ​​blood, no, it is a sea of ​​books, there is no way, but for refining qi, we are a man who can beat the world with a fever, and what What to do step by step, isn't that sorry for the ability that God bestowed on me?

I said, "Just pick up the simple, easy-to-refine and highly-efficient ones and introduce them to me. In fact, I don't need a whole set, just let me practice Qi."

Now I feel like a super luxury car but have no money to refuel. What I need is not a car, but gas!

The old man who sold his gods sighed, and muttered: "The young people nowadays can't sink to practice, and the mage world will not be as good as the next generation in the future."

Even so, he still took out a thin booklet from the box and handed it to me.

"This is the true solution to qi refining, the secret of the Zhengqing family, the real high-end product in the secret method of qi refining."

I reached out to pick it up.

But the old man didn't let go of it, and said with a heartbroken face: "This is really a secret method at the bottom of the box. Although it is not the original, it can be sold for tens of thousands of coins if you take it out for auction. Can you increase it for me?" point?"

I thought about it, but also, if this secret method is true, I would feel a little sorry to take five yuan away, so I said, "Okay, six yuan, no problem."

It rose by 20.00% in one go. There are probably no buyers in the world who are not as generous as me who actively raise prices.

The old man's hands trembled a little, and he held them reluctantly.

I couldn't bear it anymore, so I grabbed it and said: "Isn't it just to sell it cheaper? My mother said that this is not good for sale. If you don't make money, you will never sell it. Look at your book, no There is no manufacturer for the book number, and it is obvious that I have pirated and reprinted it. I don’t know how many copies I have to sell in a year. Except for the cost of paper and ink, the rest is net profit. It’s just that you earn more and you earn less. How about this, I won’t take advantage of you Cheap, I see that you have a complete set of boxing techniques, palm techniques, leg techniques, body techniques, body techniques, and sword techniques. I just want to buy teaching materials for students. They are all based on the complete set for beginners, advanced, and upgraders. Five hundred sets, hurry up and stock up."

At the Dahongling Monster School, although culture has to be learned, magic and martial arts must also be learned. Otherwise, after graduation, these monsters will not even have the ability to defend themselves when they go outside. Street gangsters If you can stop and beat me up, wouldn't that affect the reputation of my Dahongling Monster School too much?

I happened to buy a book, so I just bought it directly.Searching

Hearing this, the god-beating old man was immediately refreshed, his face was no longer bitter, his hands were no longer shaking, and he ran vigorously to buy books.

He was stocking up there, and I was also idle, so I found a pile of books and sat down, flipping through the newly acquired True Explanation of Qi Refining.

There are more than a dozen thin pages, and each word on each page is as big as a fifty-cent coin. One article only has a hundred words. This is really dark, no wonder he is willing to sell it for five yuan. This old man is definitely a profiteer. I have to read all the books he prepared in a while.

There are few words in the book, and it only took 10 minutes to read it all over again. The old man was still moving the book over there, at least more than half of it was not ready.

I flipped through it and read it quickly to deepen my impression.

Needless to say, although this book has few words, it still has a lot of content.

The most important thing is that they are all in vernacular, unlike those written in novels, which are written in classical Chinese when they are written in a mysterious way, for fear that people will understand them, but the protagonist doesn't care how useless he was before, whether he has learned or not, it's so complicated Some books that no one else can understand can be understood at a glance.

Well, being able to get the vernacular cheat book is one of the benefits of the protagonist?

We are really becoming more and more protagonists, and now we only need beautiful women crying and shouting to throw themselves into their arms and build a huge harem.

After thinking about it for a while, I began to seriously ponder the contents of the book.

According to the true explanation of qi refining, if you want to refine qi, you must first cultivate your mind and observe your orifices.

How to rest your mind and observe your orifices?

Sitting in meditation with the hands in hand, and then focus on the acupoint called Zuqiao in the eyebrows, staring at it every day, when you see a white light coming out, that is Xiaocheng, when the white light condenses into the moon, then It is to cultivate the mind successfully, and then you can feel the qi and refine the qi.

How to refine Qi?

Or sit in meditation, close your eyes, look at the ancestral orifice, close your mouth, and take a deep breath through your nose, as long as you can inhale, inhale slowly but not fast or stop, the air you inhale is like breathing in your imagination. Like a balloon, it is injected into the dantian qi sea under the lower abdomen. When you inhale until you can no longer inhale, you have to hold your breath for a while, and then use abdominal breathing to exhale the air from your nostrils.

Just inhale every day and exhale every day, when the inhaled qi is hugged into a ball in the dantian and no longer flows out with the breath, even if you have entered the door of refining qi, the next step is to refine the ball into a golden elixir. These methods are not mentioned in the book.

This is the true solution to qi refining, not the true solution to alchemy. If you want to know how to refine alchemy, you must not buy it for the first grade. No, it is a textbook for the next stage. No, it is a secret book.

The last page of the book says, if you want to continue alchemy pills, please contact Zhenfa Small Bookstore, the contact person is Yu Zhengzhi, and the contact number is *****.

I just followed the instructions in the book, crossed my legs on the ground, pinched my hands, closed my eyes, and focused on the brow opening.

The old man passed by with a book, and advised me: "Little brother, the first word of resting the mind and refining qi is the word static. It's a mess here, and it's not a good place to practice qi. You'd better go back and practice again, the effect will be even better... hey, hey, hey, What is this!"

Chapter 253 Make a Plate

This old man really has no quality!

I am refining Qi now!

Qi refining requires quietness, a little movement will lead to loss of mind, and any more movement will lead to madness.

Why do so many seniors retreat in caves in high mountains where even running around without shitting, why do they block the entrance of the cave with big stones?

Because it's quiet enough!

Experts are afraid of noise, let alone a rookie who just started refining qi today?

I quickly opened my eyes and glared at the old man: "Grandpa, can you please respect my novice's qi refining and hard work? Why don't you use your place to practice qi? As for you making such a fuss, can I do it?" Qi is not a fire, can you still refine your bookstore? Also, you said, in broad daylight, what do you do with such a bright light, it is not too expensive, but also too dazzling..."

"It's not the lamp, it's your head..." The old man had a horrified expression on his face, "Your head, your head..."

Damn, what does he mean?

Could it be that my qi refining has lost my hair?

Although you can become stronger if you become bald, as a high school student with a normal aesthetic view, I still need a head of beautiful hair to give me extra points.

If you want to get girls and attract the favor of beautiful women, you must at least have a beautiful woman whose hair matches her face.

I've never heard of a bald lover!

I quickly touched my head.

The hair is still there, and the head shape is not messed up!

I couldn't help but let out a long breath, and was about to glare at the old man talking nonsense again, when I suddenly felt something was wrong.

The hand touching the back of the head touched something!

Slippery, hard, and cold, it stuck tightly to the back of my head.

Damn, I don't know what sticks to my head.

Looking at the old man's expression of seeing a ghost, could there be aliens haunting him?

I grabbed it with my backhand and pulled it from the back of my head to my eyes.

Yo, it's a silver round plate, and it's still shining with light.

No wonder the room with the rolling shutter door is still so bright. It wasn't the old man who lit the lamp, but the round plate that shone!

But the question is, where did this disc come from, and why is it stuck on the back of my head?

I just wanted to ask the old man if he saw how the round plate got here, but when I looked up, I couldn't help being startled.

The old man's eyes were so wide open that the eyeballs almost fell out of their sockets.

Not only the eyes are wide open, but the mouth is also wide open, and the tongue sticks out from the mouth, and the old man doesn't know how to retract it.

This, this image is too much like the classic hanged ghost.

Why did the old man hang himself?

I quickly touched the old man's neck.

No rope, it doesn't look like hanging.

After being touched by me, the old man came to his senses. Subconsciously, he took two steps back, covered his neck, and looked at me with the vigilance and fear of a small animal seeing a big tiger, "You, what did you do?"

I said, "Wake you up, look at what you did just now, you look like a hanged ghost."

"It's not this!" The old man shook his head and took two steps back, "Why did you take off the thing behind your head?"

"Can't this thing be picked? I don't know how it came about!" I looked at the silver plate in my hand, "A plate, is there anything else that can't be said?"

"You said it was a plate?" The old man's eyes widened again.

I handed the plate to his hand, "It's not a plate, what is it? Who threw this thing behind my head just now?"

The old man was startled, and went to pick up the plate with both hands.

But as soon as his hand touched the plate, a fire burst out from the side of the plate, and the old man's hands were ignited all at once.

The old man screamed in fright, held up his burning hands, as if holding two torches, and ran towards the back of the study.

When I saw it, it wouldn't work. The fire was burning so badly. When he ran to the back to find water, his hands would probably have been burned to ashes. blow.

The flame was blown out immediately.

Plan pass!

We are the man who blows out the real fire of three flavors, such a small fire that burns hands, can be blown out casually!

Although there is still smoke, it can be seen that the two hands are still intact.