Ghost, please let me go

This is the feeling of being in a horror movie.

A person with no head and no stomach, standing in front of you, even if she has no clothes on, would be scary to death.

Gu Yizhen was stunned for a moment before screaming, threw the silver ball into my hand, and hurriedly raised his hand to cover it.

"You have nothing to hide, you don't even have a head!"

Even so, I quickly took off my T-shirt and put it on for her.

We are tall enough, wearing a T-shirt on her body is like wearing a fat pajamas, showing two clean thighs.

Well, it's still headless, which is even scarier.

Gu Yi really caused frustration, "In this case, it's better not to change, half-human, half-ghost, even ghosts can be scared to death when going out!"

Why did the whole body change back, but only the head and stomach could not change back?

What are these two places?

One is the dantian that holds the silver pill, and the other is the ancestral orifice that holds the silver plate!

Perhaps this is the reason.

I reached behind my head, took off the silver plate in my head, and handed it to Gu Yizhen, "Put the plate on the head, and put the ball on the belly, try it."

"Oh, oh, good, good!" Gu Yizhen quickly took it, first put the silver on the top of his head, and then put the silver pill in front of his stomach.

Now is the time to witness the miracle!

The plate sank into the head, and the silver pill got into the stomach.

The head and stomach immediately became human.

Now Gu Yizhen is a fully human being.

She patted her head and then her stomach. If I hadn't stopped her in time, she would have lifted up her clothes to take a closer look. We are gentlemen, and even if we want to see, we have to do so in a fair manner. Human danger is not.

"Master, I, I have become a human!" Gu Yizhen first burst into tears, and then the tears flowed out.

"I guess so." I rubbed my chin and looked at Gu Yizhen. No matter from which angle I looked at it, she was indeed a standard human girl, and she was quite beautiful.

"How could I turn back into a human? I'm obviously dead." Gu Yizhen rubbed his head fondly and muttered to himself, "I've never heard that a ghost can turn into a human, I've never heard of it ,How can this be?"

"Lu Xun said that what exists is reasonable. Don't think about it if you can't figure it out. The world is so big, and there are many things you haven't heard of. Your master, I am a person who specializes in creating all kinds of miracles."

I really feel a sense of accomplishment in my heart.

Did you see, a ghost turned me back into a human in minutes, this is a skill not even mentioned in novels, movies and comics!We can be regarded as strong enough to break through the sky!

Gu Yizhen said cautiously: "Existence is rationality. It comes from Hegel's philosophy of law. The original text is Wasvernünftigist, dasistwirklich; undwaswirklichist, dasistvernünftig. This is not what Lu Xun said..."

Your sister, why don't you be moved for a while and show off your knowledge and talents?

I glared at her, "I'll just talk casually, what do you take seriously? You're almost touched, return the ball and plate to me, I'll lend you some, why don't you take them out?"

"Master, you are so stingy." Gu Yizhen muttered, reaching out to take out the silver plate and silver pill from his head and stomach.

Then, her head suddenly turned back into a ghost head.

Gu Yizhen couldn't help being stunned, a little discouraged, but also a little relieved, "So it's not that I really turned back into a human, but the effect of your silver pill and Shenyue, master, I'll just say, this kind of thing is unreliable, isn't it?" Possibly, without these two things, the body will slowly change back. That's fine, I'm still a normal ghost, so I can rest assured that the world is still normal, and there is nothing abnormal!"

What is normal or not, I think she is a little abnormal, obviously overstimulated.

I didn't pick up the silver plate and silver pill that I handed over. I tilted my head and looked at Gu Yizhen, and said with disgust: "This is too scary. You have a body and no head. You are acting in a ghost movie. Go back quickly." , I don’t want these two things anymore, I’ll use them for you.”

"Use it for me?" Gu Yizhen's voice trembled, followed by his body, "This, this is the gold that you worked so hard to refine, master, uh, Yindan and Shenyue, I, how can I accept such a thing? Precious things...Actually, in fact, we've only known each other for a short time, so it's not easy to accept such precious things from you..."

Now that I think of it, we are not very familiar with this matter!

"If there is anything precious, you can rest assured that you can refine it in just a little Zhou Tian..."

Before I finished speaking, Gu Yizhen had already stuffed the silver ball and silver plate back.

Damn, to dare to be polite is to be polite to me!

Chapter 257 Do you want to silence?

Gu Yizhen, who had grown his head back into a normal human form, rushed towards me fiercely.

I quickly dodged, "What do you want to do? Men and women give and receive differently."

Gu Yizhen was not angry at all, and said with a smile: "I am so excited, master, you are so generous, much more generous than my father. The most he can give someone is a magic weapon, a weapon or something like that. You, as soon as you make a move, you will give someone a golden pill, and I will talk to my dad later, and see if he dares to claim that he is generous in his actions in the future."

It was the golden elixir that I cultivated hard at home, who would be willing to give it away like that, the key is to give the golden elixir to others, after decades of hard work, wouldn't it be like returning to the time before liberation.

I now feel that my state is not much different from before the qi refining, but there is still a little difference, that is, I still feel a little hungry at first, but after the qi refining, I am not hungry at all.

This qi refining can really make you hungry, which really made Ah Hua hit the mark.

I didn't care about talking to Gu Yizhen, so I quickly sent Wei Qingshuang a WeChat message to tell her about it.

Wei Qingshuang replied in seconds: "Okay, I'm going to buy a set of qi refining methods right now, by the way, send me the money as soon as possible, I've already made preparations here, and I'm just waiting for your start-up funds."

Your sister, don't even say thank you, this living skeleton really has no heart.

Putting the phone away, I thought about it, I still have a lot of things at hand, I can't stay in this small bookstore any longer, I turned to look at the old book seller.

Gu Yizhen asked: "Master, what should I do with this old man? Do you want to kill him? He saw our big secret. If he went out and said it casually, it would be a big deal, and he would definitely be in big trouble."

"What's the big secret? We don't have any secrets!" I couldn't understand it, but I didn't understand it. The old book seller obviously understood, his face turned pale and blue with fright, and his whole body began to tremble.

Gu Yizhen said: "Master, it's not a big secret that you can refine a golden elixir, uh, a silver elixir in a small week. The silver elixir you refined can be given to others casually. Isn’t it a big secret? Your silver pill can easily turn a ghost into a person. Isn’t that a big secret? If you want to spread it out, Singularity will definitely be the first to find you and verify it. Are you an alien who smuggled in here!"

That's right, my qi refining has been wrong from the very beginning. As a newly promoted superman, it is right to beat the world, but it is not a good thing for people to know that I am so awesome. I have to wear a pair of glasses to pretend to be awesome, can I be more outrageous than Superman?

But it's not my style to kill people casually, is it?

After thinking about it, I squatted in front of the old book seller and asked, "You have discovered my big secret. What are your plans?"

The old man, "No, no, no..."

Gu Yizhen said: "He means that he will definitely tell the truth. We can kill him, but we can't eliminate his enthusiasm for spreading gossip and secrets. Even if he is a ghost, we must spread it!"

"You can translate so many words just by him?" I looked at Gu Yizhen suspiciously, "I talked to Sigur before, when you translate, you don't add or subtract words as you like. Alright."

"How can it be, how can a person as dedicated as me do such outrageous things?" Gu Yizhen smiled dryly, with a guilty conscience from the inside out.

I glared at her, thinking that I would have to find an Icelandic translator to communicate with Sigur, then I turned my head and reached out to remove the cloth ball that blocked the old book seller's mouth, "Speak, what do you think?"

"No, I have no idea. I fell asleep just now and didn't see anything." The old book seller cried impatiently, "I was injured in my early years, and I would automatically enter a deep sleep every once in a while. I don’t know about the end of the world, and I don’t know any secrets you have. What, you want to buy books, I’m almost ready, or if you order, we’ll settle the bill directly?”

This guy thinks I'm a fool, "Can I believe you when you say that?"

"I can't." The old man said dejectedly, "But you are a bit special in refining qi, it's nothing, it's not a big secret, there are a lot of strange people in this world, I once met a native in Hawaii Boy, jump into the crater, bathe in lava and become a flame creature, known as the God of Vulcan. Compared with this, you still have to practice, so weak."

It makes sense, the world is so big, there are supermen who can beat countless parallel universes in the sun, what is my little ability?If you don't talk about this person, you can't be too self-righteous, and you can't think that you are the best in the world if you have some skills, for fear of being caught for autopsy.

Gu Yizhen interjected, "Old man, don't be fooled. My master doesn't understand, so don't I understand as an apprentice? You have lived such an old age, and it seems that you have stories when you are young. I will ask you In a word, have you ever seen an example of casually turning a ghost into a human? My dad is so knowledgeable that he has never seen such a thing. Big secret, what is the big secret?"

Damn, it turns out that the key here is that the old man almost took him into a ditch.

The old man asked unconvinced: "Who is your father? Could it be that he knows everything in the world?"

Gu Yizhen said: "My father is famous and clumsy!"

The old man's expression changed, "It turned out to be the palm beads of the elder Gu Xian's family, disrespectful, disrespectful, cough, then the little brother is also a land fairy-like figure, he should have been successful in refining Qi, come to me to play games In the world, haha, haha, haha..."

I said distressedly: "Is it true that I can only kill him to silence him? Can't he have some other uses so that I don't have to kill him? Waste can still be used. He is such a big man and he has opened such a bookstore. Why? It might be of some use."

Gu Yizhen said disapprovingly: "Selling books at such an old age, so useless, what use is it?"

"I'm useful, I'm useful!" The old man shouted in a hurry, "I used to be an enlightenment teacher in the kindergarten affiliated to Buzhou College, and I specialized in enlightening and building foundations for people. Brother, you must buy so many books to give people Enlightenment, enlightenment, this kind of thing is not something that just anyone can do. If the foundation is not good, it will be easy to be misleading in the future. I can sign a contract with you to help you teach, even if you sign a chain to lock your life A death contract is fine too."

"Have you ever been a teacher at Buzhou College? You can't see it." Gu Yizhen tutted, "It's not bragging, right? The teachers of Buzhou College, even the teachers of the affiliated kindergarten, will not be reduced to opening a small bookstore. to the point of birth."

The old man shouted: "I have the qualification certificate, it's in the box under the bed in the back room, you can take it to see."

I couldn't help asking: "What is Buzhou Academy? Is it very powerful?"

"Haven't you heard of it?" The old man and Gu Yizhen called out in unison, with strange expressions on their faces.

I couldn't help but feel a little guilty, "What? Is it amazing? Is there anything wrong with not hearing it?"

"Of course it's nothing." Gu Yizhen immediately restrained his emotions, "Master, you are a maverick. That's a role at the same level as my father. It's normal that you can't get into your eyes if you don't go to college."

The old man also hurriedly said: "That's right, it's just a basic school for studying law in China jointly established by the top ten sects. What's the big deal, it's scum in front of you..."

"I'll go find his qualification certificate." Gu Yizhen jumped up, and ran to the back in three steps.

After thinking about it, I took out a pen and paper from the counter, wrote a contract, untied the old man, and handed it to him, "I don't want to kill you, but I'm a little worried if I just let you go. Let's sign a contract. One is that I will hire you as a teacher in our school. The salary is at the normal level and is settled on a monthly basis. The other is that you have to swear to keep the secrets you saw today. If there is any leak, you will be hit five times a day Lei Hong will die. You can see if there is any problem, and if there is no problem, sign it."

I am a high school student, how careful can I write a contract, that is, list these two items, and first sign my name below.

The old man carefully read it several times before he said in disbelief: "It's as simple as that? Little brother, I won't lie to you, this white note's contract is no different from a piece of paper to us mages." Son, if I really want to go back on my word later, you can take me away, can you still take this thing to the court to sue me? The human court will not accept it, the mage world, there is no such configuration as a court..."

I smiled and said to Mimi: "I just want peace of mind. This kind of contract is not against villains but against gentlemen. It's okay if you don't want to sign..."

Am I going to tell you that I am a man who can sign you to death with just a white note?

"I signed, why not sign, anyway, I sell enough books here, a change of environment is also good."

The old book seller immediately signed Yu Deshui's name on the contract without hesitation, then bit his finger and pressed his fingerprint.

I picked up the contract and looked at it, then shook it lightly, and the contract suddenly burned to the ground.

The old man who sells books just froze for a moment, and then said in disbelief: "This, this will take effect? ​​Can the white note also take effect?"

I said, "I don't know if other people can do it or not. But I don't care who signs what. I always use it to write white notes. It works every time."

The old man who sells books is not well, and his whole body smells like he can't live after being cheated.

It seems that everyone can't accept the fact that they have been signed a white note, or else they will buy some triple-signatures in the future?

While talking, Gu Yizhen also came back and found the old book seller's qualification certificate.He is indeed the first teacher of the kindergarten affiliated to Buzhou College, and his level is quite high. Gu Yizhen said that the old man can be promoted to the principal of the kindergarten in the next step.

I can't tell that the old man really had two brushes back then, but he didn't know why he ended up selling books at the Tianting Hotel.

Since I was sure that the old man was useful and there was no need to kill people to silence him, I took action immediately.

Chapter 258 Change

The first thing is to pack all the books the old man prepared just now and throw them into my small pocket.

This small pocket is really not an ordinary one. After throwing so many things, it still contains two big living people, and throwing so many books in it, it is still not too crowded at all.

This obviously exceeds the internal size that Fatty Pan said at the beginning.

After loading the book, I turned around and asked the old man, "I'm going to take you through the mirror tunnel opened by Bloody Mary, can you go?"

The old man was quite knowledgeable, and he shook his head repeatedly when he heard it, "That's a dark path for ghosts, and living people can't, cough, it's because I have low skills and can't walk that kind of path. If I go in, I won't survive for 30 seconds."

Since the old man said so, then I had no choice but to wrong him, put him in a small pocket, and then took Gu Yizhen, opened the mirror passage, and located it at my home.

There is only one big mirror in our house, which stands on the east wall of the bedroom. I leaned over the mirror and took a look out. I didn’t see my mother and my sister. I probably went out to play, so I hurried out of the mirror and ran away. Go back to Dahongling Monster School through the passage at the door of the warehouse.

I haven't been back for a few days, and the place has changed a lot.

Rows of neat houses were built against the mountain wall, and there were loud readers coming from each house.

Look through the window, okay, there is a room of chickens here, a room of ducks there, a room of rabbits in the front, and a room of dogs in the back, all classified into classes according to race.

I put Old Yutou out of my pocket.

Old Yutou looked a little ugly, and opened his mouth to me.

I hurried to the side, "Motion sickness? If you want to vomit, find a place to vomit on the side. Don't vomit on me. Is it uncomfortable to stay in this pocket?"

Old Yu shook his head, opened his mouth again, thought for a while, but closed his mouth again, and turned his head to look around.

I understood a little bit, he wanted to say something but didn't dare to say it. To use an idiom to describe it, he hesitated to speak, so he asked: "You can say what you want, the contract has been signed, everyone can be regarded as a My own people, what is there to say? If you keep your words in your heart and don't say them, then you will treat me as an outsider."

Only then did Old Yutou say, "You caught those two people in the bag?"

"Yeah, you know Pi Dingjun?" I kind of guessed why Old Yutou's face was so ugly, but I didn't dare to say it.

"I've seen it in news photos before." Old Yutou said, "Pi Dingjun suddenly disappeared a few days ago, and now there is a lot of trouble, the brothers of the Pi family blame each other, and the six major organizations of the Champions League stand on their own teams , A fierce conflict is about to break out. The six major organizations of the Champions League are all super multinational organizations with global influence. Once a war starts, it will sweep the world. I don’t know how many people will die. Why do you provoke this kind of war? ?”

I quickly said: "No, what is the challenge of fighting or not? I haven't thought about it at all."

Old Yutou didn't believe me, "Then why are you grabbing Pi Dingjun? Which of the Pi brothers and sisters do you support?"

"I don't know anyone from the Pi family." I waved my hand and said, "Come on, don't ask me about this, I won't be able to tell you clearly in a while, anyway, you are going to teach here, It has nothing to do with you if the brains of outsiders are turned into dogs, isn't it?"

"As a mage, you have to have the world in your mind. Once the Champions League starts a war, it will be a global turmoil. Don't think that this is just a war between mages. When mages start a war, they will do everything they can, and they may even fight for their own. interests, instigate a full-scale war between mortal countries, a world war like World War I and World War II, when the time comes, many people will die!"