Ghost, please let me go

There are teachings in the novel that if you don’t know the intention of the other party, the best solution is to ask back with rhetorical questions and let the other party answer their own questions.

This trick really works, Li Zhezhu laughed, and said meaningfully: "My lord really wants to use this to lay out the world, hahahaha..."

Haha, my sister, what is the layout of the world, I want to spread the world more, can you help?

"Stop laughing, tell me about your plan, what are you going to do with these ecstasy bombs?"

"Disassembled!" Li Zhezhu waved his hand, "Disassemble the Ecstasy Bullet, extract the active ingredients, remake it into a less irritating and harmful diluted oral liquid, then bottle it and sell it separately, you can sell it to the Earth Fire Nether first, After opening the market, we will slowly expand the scope.”

Dismantle the bomb and make melatonin?

This brain hole is so wide!

I thought about it, and raised two questions, "There are a lot of these ecstasy bombs that will expire in a week, will they go bad after you make them into oral liquid? Also, this stuff is clearly ordered by Singularity Company. It is forbidden to sell to the spirits of the earth and fire, and we carry out smuggling against the wind, isn't this a dead end? Your idea is bad enough."

Li Zhezhu said with a smile: "Singularity Company prohibits the sale of ecstasy bombs to the underworld. Are we selling ecstasy bombs? No, this is a health care product. At best, it is a smuggled daily necessities. Everyone knows that Singularity Company The smuggling of daily necessities is not strictly grasped, and one eye has always been turned a blind eye. Otherwise, the Blackstone Group would not have been able to escape for so long. Isn’t it easy to settle it? As for the shelf life, you don’t need to worry about it at all. The shelf life of the ecstasy bomb refers to the strong erosion effect on the soul, and it has nothing to do with the stimulating part that the earth fire ghost needs. If the expired ones are made into oral liquid, the side effects will be smaller."

I nodded and asked, "Sounds pretty good, but do you have a channel to sell the oral liquid you produced to Earthfire Underworld?"

Li Zhezhu laughed again, "With my lord's ability, do you still have to worry about not being able to contact the Earth Fire Underworld? Hahahaha..."

I said sincerely: "I really can't get in touch with the Earth Fire Underworld. In fact, I don't even know what the Earth Fire Underworld is."

Li Zhezhu, "..."

Chapter 271 I'm About to Get the Protagonist's Standard Configuration

Make you laugh, make you laugh!

I can't laugh anymore!

Do you know that your face that is in control is very annoying!

Even if I can get in touch, I won't tell you that I can get in touch. Let's see if you can still get it under control.

"Uh, if this is the case, then the only way to go is through the Blackstone Group." Li Zhezhu finally became confident again after being stuck for a while, "It's just that in this way, it is inevitable that the Blackstone Group will peel off a layer of skin, and It is not conducive to the layout of my lord..."

"The Blackstone Group is engaged in smuggling." I said seriously, "Do you know where I come from? Gentle, the manager of the operation department of the Human World Branch of Singularity Company, is my aunt! How can I contact the smuggling group and help dig What about the corner of Singularity Company? Why don’t we sell it through Singularity Company.”

"Through, uh, Singularity Company, to sell it?" Li Zhezhu finally got it all under his control, and hesitated, "Ecstasy bombs are prohibited items, Singularity Company will not help us sell them."

I said confidently: "What you said is that the embargo is Singulato. If it is made into oral liquid, it is a civilian product. Why are they embargoing civilian products?"

"Well, I didn't mean that..."

For a guy like me who doesn't play cards according to the script, Li Zhezhu obviously has no experience in dealing with it, so he can't speak for a while.

"Don't do this or that." I made a decision immediately, "I will leave the production of oral liquid to you. If you do well, you will be promoted to the Minister of Commerce, and you will be in charge of the business activities of the entire Yadong ghost country. If you don't do well, you will be wiped clean Seal it up and hang it up. I will arrange for Singularity to sell it when the time comes. By the way, I will make a batch of samples as soon as possible in these two days. Well, it will be the day after tomorrow. Help, I don’t have any arrangements for the day after tomorrow, so I just got this done.”

"But, I really can't ask Singulato for this matter, the consequences will be disastrous." Li Zhezhu hurriedly dissuaded me.

"Others can't find it, can't I still look for it? Wenrou is my aunt. I can't do such a small thing. Can I still be my aunt? When it is produced, tell all the ghosts that this is a product produced by Singularity. , when the time comes to post the official trademark of Singulato, I will do it!"

Being determined to go my own way, I decided on this matter like this. Li Zhezhu, who was originally full of confidence and had a temperament under control, showed a loveless expression on his last face.

Well, seeing its expression makes me very happy.

Let you be in control, let you be full of confidence, the guy who hates you the most, with a high IQ, is still so annoying that you can't take care of yourself!

As for the matter of finding Singularity to sell oral liquid, of course, it’s just casual talk. If I’m stupid, even if Singularity can sell it, I won’t go to them. It’s the best without middlemen to make the difference.

If the matter of the ecstasy bomb is settled, even if the matter of Yadong Ghost Country is temporarily settled, the rest depends on how Song Yusheng and Li Zhezhu execute it.

After leaving the ghost country and returning to Haicheng, it happened to be daytime.

Well, I haven't slept at all, especially the ghost country and Tianting Hotel, one is dark and gloomy no matter what time of day, and the other is bright and bright no matter what time of day. I can't tell the difference between day and night.

But even though I haven't slept for so many days, I'm not sleepy at all. On the contrary, I feel very energetic. I don't think it's a problem if I don't sleep all the time.

So I found a nearby Starbucks, ordered a cup of coffee, sat down, took out my phone and started installing various apps.

Install the application market given to me by Lao Liutou first, and then download it by category.

There are legal industry headlines and global legal affairs, which are news.

There are fighting methods, learning about methods, and treasures. This is a live broadcast platform.

There are Shuipingou, Baifatao, and it’s really cheap. This is for shopping.

There are Feijian Express and Shunfeng Bailian, which are express delivery.

In addition, there are takeaway, reading, drawing symbols, spell casting, etc., dozens of them have been installed in a hurry, and they are HAPPY. The side leaked, the screen went dark, and there was a buzzing sound.

Yo, this is the magic spell app, it's updated automatically?For example, automatically generate wisdom, upgrade to the grandpa of the system, what kind of red envelopes and lottery gifts will come in waves?

This is standard for the protagonist.

Think about us now, not to mention super powers, but after a few days, rich, powerful and beautiful women, this standard treatment of the protagonist should also have a unique magic weapon that the protagonist comes standard with.

I looked at the phone expectantly, and carefully placed it flat on the table in order not to hinder its automatic upgrade.

1 minute, no response.

2 minute, no response.

10 minute, no response.

Suddenly, I heard whispers from the side.

"Hey, look at that little man, he just ordered a cup of coffee and sat there without fiddling with his phone or using his notebook. He's so freaking crazy!"

"No way, his mobile phone is on the table, maybe he is watching a video or a live broadcast."

"I don't even wear my ears. What kind of live video are you watching? You can see that the screen is black."

"Really, he is looking straight at the phone, it's just too perverted."

"Oh, I won't be able to come to this Starbucks in the future. It's too unsafe to have such a pervert."

Well, we are Superman Flash now, our ears are very good, even though we are whispering far away, we can still hear clearly.

He turned his head and glanced in the direction of the sound.

The four girls on the table immediately turned their heads like frightened little animals, and all exclaimed in low voices at the same time.

"Oh, he is looking at us, did he hear us talking?"

"Impossible, it's so far away, our voice is so low, he's a superman, he can hear it! I think he might be a perverted murderer, this is choosing the target of the crime!"

"It looks quite simple and honest, not like a perverted killer."

"What do you know? I recently read the case selection of the perverted killer. The more perverted the killer looks, the more harmless he looks on the surface. In fact, he is manic in his heart. Maybe he is looking at you now and thinking about how to kill you. First X and then X."

"Fuck you, why don't you put X first and then X, you are prettier than me."

"But your breasts are bigger than mine, perverted killers like big breasts..."

I turned my head and glanced at the phone, it was still in a black screen, and now it didn’t even vibrate, and it seemed that I couldn’t finish upgrading in a while, so I stood up resolutely, and walked to the table of the four girls without any muddle. Beside him, he grinned, showing eight teeth, "Four young ladies, do you know how to get to Nanjiang University?"

Chapter 272 Do Not Disturb

The four girls were obviously a little scared by me. After looking at each other, one of the most beautiful ones dared to say: "Why are you going to Nanjiang University? The security of Nanjiang University is very strict, and ordinary people are not allowed to enter."

"I want to visit Nanjiang University." I said with a sad face, "I have always wanted to take the entrance examination of Nanjiang University, but I failed in the college entrance examination this year, so I probably won't be able to go to Nanjiang University, so I want to take a look at it during the summer vacation. Once this wish is fulfilled, I have nothing to worry about..."

"Ah, ah, you didn't pass the exam." The most beautiful girl was stunned for a while, then looked at the three companions, and then said, "That's okay, in fact, Nanjiang University is also very ordinary, you can't pass the exam. It doesn’t really matter if you get admitted here, it’s the same for other universities, how many points did you get in the exam.”

Young lady, you are too incapable of comforting people. Double first-class 985211, the top five universities in China will be very ordinary?Nanjiang University, where the seniors love to support their own juniors and sisters, will be very common?I have a sister Xiaowei who is better than my own sister (in terms of bullying my younger brother) and is studying at Nanjiang University.

The most famous place of Nanjiang University is not how many big-name celebrities, high-ranking officials and scientists are rich, but because they like to breed inbreeding in groups. How many freshmen who just entered the university can get summer jobs in various large multinational companies and the world's top [-] because of the help of their seniors. The opportunity to work as an intern is enough to make students from other schools envious.

How many seniors attract investment and prepare to start a business, the first time they look for classmates and juniors; how many seniors get rich and plan to expand their business, the first time they find classmates and juniors; how many seniors become investors The most important investment must be classmates and juniors plus juniors...

For someone like Wei Wei who entered Nanjiang University as a top student and was extremely eye-catching, before the end of the first semester, a bunch of seniors came to invest in advance.

Girls, do you want to practice during the holidays?There is an opportunity here, senior.

Girls, do you want to start your own business?Senior, there are funds here.

Girl, do you want to study abroad?There is a way here, senior.

School girl, do you want to be in place in one step like Wendi Deng?Senior, there are contacts here...

"Anyway, my wish is to come to Nanjiang University." I showed a smile uglier than crying, "You don't know, if you don't know, can you lend me a charger, I just wanted to use the map Navigation, but the phone is out of battery, the power bank is out, the charger is broken, and I can’t charge it even if I try to recharge it. My life is really miserable and meaningless. Living is really meaningless..."

"Uh, it's just that the mobile phone can't be charged, so it doesn't need to rise to the point of the whole life, you can go buy a charger, there is a store next to it..."

The beautiful young lady tried her best to comfort me cautiously, but her ability to comfort others was obviously limited.

I immediately looked sad, "But the mobile phone can't be turned on, I can't even buy things, even a mobile phone bullies me, what's the point of my life, I think this is God's will, when I get here, I can't even The battery of my mobile phone is exhausted, the sun is setting and the road is at the end of the day, and the end of my life is Jinghu Lake in Nanjiang University... Sorry to bother you, I will find it by myself..."

After speaking, I turned around and was about to return to my seat.

Sure enough, as soon as he turned around, he was pulled back.

The beautiful young lady who can't comfort others gave me her seat and pushed me down forcibly, "Don't leave, we are students of Nanjiang University, let's rest for a while, and then we will take you there together." Said As he spoke, he continued to wink at the other three companions.

Young lady, do you want to wink so blatantly that the blind can see it, okay?

The other three young ladies who were not so beautiful but not ugly immediately came up to talk.

It’s not the end of the world if your phone runs out of battery, Nanjiang University is actually a good thing, and young people have to look forward.

I acted along the lines of myself, a depressed high school student who had failed the college entrance examination and had suicidal tendencies. After 10 minutes, the beautiful young lady who couldn't comfort others and the three less beautiful young ladies who were also inconsolable He has no suspicions about me at all, not only bought me a cup of coffee, but also lent me a power bank to charge my phone.

However, my mobile phone plugged in the power bank and the screen was still black, with no intention of lighting up.

It seems that this upgrade is quite a lot, the longer the better, when the time comes, there will definitely be more functions and stronger capabilities, maybe it will be upgraded to a super smart mobile phone, and it can be transformed into a robot.

Just take advantage of this time to continue chatting with me.

After chatting for another 10 minutes, my character set has changed slightly. It has changed from a depressed high school student who failed the college entrance examination with suicidal tendencies to a high school student who failed the college entrance examination and is quite depressed but has no suicidal plans.

This change was so obvious that all four young ladies noticed it.So they were very happy, thinking that it was their credit that they successfully saved the life of a pure high school student.

Of course, I am also very grateful to them. By the way, I will secretly remember their dormitory numbers and names that I just got out.

Waiting for the night, I have to scare them, don't scare them to the point of crying and calling my mother, but actually say that I'm perverted, if I don't pervert, I'm really sorry for them talking about it behind my back.

Now that the purpose of the cliché has been achieved, I don’t want to stay any longer. I drank the coffee in front of me, picked up the mobile phone with a black screen, and stood up, ready to do my best to the four well-meaning girls who are trying their best to win over the high school students who lost their way. leave.

But as soon as I stood up, before I could say my goodbyes, I heard a surprised whisper from behind: "Xiaolan, what are you doing here?"

Your sister, do you want to be so coincidental?

Before I turned around to say hello, the four young ladies had already stood up to say hello.

"Xiaowei, you're here too!"

"Wei Wei, it's rare to see you come to this kind of place!"

"Wei Wei, why are you so free today?"

"Wei Wei, you know this little brother."

I turned around with difficulty, and grinned at the beautiful woman who was striding over, "Miss Xiaowei, what a coincidence."

"Did I bother you?" Wei Wei looked at me, and then at the four young ladies who looked at me with obvious concerned expressions, "Ye Lan, you are really capable, this is high..."

I immediately rushed forward, hugged her, and cried loudly, "Miss Xiaowei, I finally saw you. I came to look for you, but I got lost, and my phone was dead, so I couldn't find her anywhere." Nanjiang University, woohoo, I can't go to Nanjiang University to be with you..."

He quietly turned his head and glanced in the direction of the four young ladies from the corner of his eye.

Oh, the four statues named Surprise, especially the beautiful young lady who can't comfort people, her mouth is so wide open that a goose egg can be stuffed!

Chapter 273 I'm Not Here

Question: What should I do when cheating encounters a situation where it may be exposed?

Answer: Create a scene with a strong mental and visual impact, forming a mind bomb effect in a very short time, making everyone unable to respond effectively due to extreme shock, so that you can take the opportunity to alleviate the possibility of dismantling, or take the opportunity to escape.

Who is Wei Wei?

That is the most influential figure among the freshmen of Nanjiang University in this world. He is a top student and beautiful. In the first semester, countless suitors fell into the sand and died horribly. In the second semester, there are countless successors, and none of them can succeed!

The four young ladies behind him who are not very good at comforting people but are very good at touching themselves greeted Wei Wei when they saw them, obviously they were very familiar with Wei Wei.

Therefore, it should not be too simple to shock them.

Have you ever seen Wei Wei being hugged by a boy and still not resisting?

This time I will let you take a look.