Ghost, please let me go
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Uh, this thing that was taken out of the chicken coop, could it be stained with chicken feces!
I struggled a little, but picked up the thing with two fingers.
It looks like a nail, but it is bigger than the nails I have seen. The thickness is similar to the gel pen I use, and the length is similar to a ruler. The nail head is round and thick, like a small mushroom head.
This nail-like thing is dark and cold to the touch, as if it has just been taken out of the refrigerator.
I couldn't understand, so I asked Huang Pizi, "Is this yours?"
Huang Pizi shook his head quickly, then swayed his two paws, squeaked for a long time, stopped, and looked at me expectantly.
I said embarrassedly: "Well, don't look at me like that, I won't understand you if you look at me again. Also, you still have a minute and a half!"
Huang Pizi turned around twice in a hurry, ran to the corner of the yard and picked up a dead branch, held it with his claws, and scratched it on the ground.
I reminded it: "Don't scratch, the blue bricks in our yard!"
Huang Pizi had cut off the branch, threw it away in anger, sat down on the ground, and burst into tears.
Is this giving up treatment and waiting to be stewed?
I had to remind it: "You still have 30 seconds, I'm going to get the kitchen knife!"
If you come out to mix, you have to be trustworthy, if you say peeled and stewed meat, then you must peel and stew the meat!
I turned around and walked into the house, but suddenly I heard a scream behind me: "Stop!"
Chapter 43 Talk it out
Whoops!
Could it be that Huang Pizi was forced to master a foreign language in an instant?
I turned my head and saw that the yellow-skinned boy was still crying on the ground, he didn't seem to be talking, and then I looked up, yo, the one who was talking was at the gate of the courtyard!
An old man with gray hair, who looks to be over 60 years old, wearing a gray cloth gown, holding a compass in his hand, looks like that.
"Little fellow daoist, please!" The old man saw me turn around, and he bowed to me with one hand, "Poverty Li Fangyi, you are so polite!"
"What fellow daoist? Uncle, you are not from our village, right? I don't call you fellow daoist. You have mistaken me."
This old man came out of nowhere. I can't just admit that I know magic. In fact, I don't know magic either. We are Superman Flash, not a witch.
The old man laughed, appearing full of confidence, "Little fellow daoist, why play dumb, ordinary people can't catch Tianhuang, let alone be afraid of its soul-calling ability!"
When I heard it, I understood, "You raised this yellow skin? Let it out in broad daylight to steal chickens from our house, and it will scare our old hens. They will definitely not be able to lay eggs tonight. My sister is still waiting." Let’s eat, lose money quickly!”
The old man was stunned for a while, and then said: "Fellow Daoist, you are joking, when this is a matter of life and death, why are you talking about eggs?"
"Who are you scaring about life and death?" I sneered, "Don't talk nonsense if you don't lose money, this yellow skin is mine, and I will stew it tonight to supplement my sister's nutrition!"
"Little fellow daoist..."
"I don't call you fellow daoist, why are you still barking, old man? Besides, even if I call you fellow daoist, even if we really know each other, we still have to pay money, right?"
"Uh...how much do you pay for the eggs?"
"Then give me 100 yuan."
"Eggs for one night cost 100 yuan? Even if you are a pure idiot, you can't sell it for this price. Are you a golden egg or a silver egg?"
"Look at what you're saying, it seems like I'm blackmailing you. Is this a matter of not laying eggs overnight? It seems that you have never raised chickens. This hen is frightened and cannot lay eggs for at least a month. That's 45 chickens a month, one yuan and five yuan, so it's 90 yuan. This month, my sister can't help but eat eggs, so I have to buy them. One in and one out, it's [-] yuan. This month's chicken I have to give some delicious food to soothe my wounded soul. Can ten yuan stop it? Even if you count one hundred, it’s still a [-]% discount. Hey, hey, don’t look at it, the chickens in the yard are There are many, but my sister only eats this one..."
"Okay, okay!" Li Fang waved his hands in a hurry, "Stop talking, isn't it just 100 yuan? Here you are, here you are!"
He took out a red ticket from his pocket, Grandpa Mao, shook his hand at me, and the big paper swished towards me.
I raised my hand to catch it, touched it, and confirmed it was genuine. I stuffed it into my pocket, raised my foot and kicked the yellow leather boy who was crying on the ground, "Don't cry, your master has redeemed you."
Huang Pizi stopped crying at once, jumped up, and ran behind Li Fangyi in a few steps, then poked his head out carefully to peek at me.
Li Fangyi sighed and said, "Young fellow Taoist, let's talk properly this time."
I smiled and said: "Master, look at what you said, when did I stop talking properly, you can't care about serious things, I don't care about serious things, right? What did you just say about life and death? This Did you put the black nails? Why did you put them in my chicken coop? Did you want to steal the chicken?"
"I didn't let it go." Li Fangyi said quite seriously, "This is exactly what I want to tell my little fellow Taoist. Do you know what this is?"
I said, "The nail is quite big."
Li Fangyi was a little stuck, probably because I didn't speak according to his train of thought, I didn't say the words I had prepared, and coughed twice before saying: "This is not a nail, but a coffin nail!"
"Look at what you say, aren't coffin nails also nails?"
"..."
Li Fangyi's old face was full of aggrieved.
"Yes, yes, the coffin nails are also nails, I was wrong."
I said generously: "It's okay, the old saying is good, knowing your mistakes can make a big difference, just be careful not to make mistakes in the future, since you know your mistakes, I won't call you this time... Cough cough, you can continue talking Well. What's the matter with the coffin nails?"
I almost slipped my mouth and said the words called parents.This set is what I often say in the training of the black-faced gods, so we are just borrowing it.
Li Fangyi said: "These are not ordinary coffin nails, but the coffin nails of the deceased. They were nailed to the coffin for more than a year..."
As soon as I heard it, I quickly threw the black nail on the ground.
Damn, it really came out of the coffin, it's so dirty, I don't know how many germs and viruses it has, and I have to wash my hands before I can hug my sister.
My action made the old man stunned, and he paused before continuing: "So this nail is also called a dead nail. It can nail souls, ghosts, and yin energy. It's a rare treasure."
Yo baby!
I quickly took out a facial tissue from my pocket, picked up the nail again, and wrapped it carefully.
Li Fangyi hastily reminded me: "Little fellow Taoist, be careful, this smoldering aura invades people, you have to make a seal to preserve it, it's better to give it to the poor Taoist to dissolve the seal..."
Baby in my hand, do you still want to go?How can there be such a good thing!
I hurriedly stuffed the nails into my pocket, waved my hand and said, "Don't mention this, let's talk about business, who is so generous, throwing the baby in the chicken coop?"
Li Fangyi looked at the nail in my pocket reluctantly, with a heartache on his face, and pulled his eyes out with great difficulty, "Little Taoist friend, this is your home, I wonder if you know Fengshui?"
I said confidently: "I don't understand. I've already said that I'm not called a Taoist friend. Why do you still call me that? Fengshui is amazing. My dad said that it's a feudal superstition. The old Wang from the next door village came to our village last time." Looking at Feng Shui, I was beaten away by my father."
Li Fang's face was a little dark, and he covered his chest, gasping for a few breaths before saying: "Okay, okay, don't understand. Let me tell you, your house is good, and it's located at the tail of Qinglong's feng shui area. The so-called tail wings can ride the blue sky, as long as people in this area can make a fortune by taking advantage of the power of the green dragon, your family can take advantage of the momentum to rise again, and share the extra luck. Your family should be quite rich these years."
Yo, I didn't understand the previous sentence, but the latter sentence is quite accurate.
My dad has been working outside with the village head for these years, and he has earned some money. I don’t know how much, but my parents no longer worry about my tuition fees, and dare to have a second child. Obviously, there is no shortage of money. Well.
However, this matter can be known by inquiring in the village, so I can't be fooled by this old man.
I nodded and said, "My family is short of money, or my dad would go out to work without finishing the land. You can't say for sure. Then?"
Chapter 44 Eight coffin nails
Li Fangyi covered his chest again, feeling like he was about to vomit blood, "Okay, it's not important. What's important is that if this person nails the death crucible to your house, it's like nailing this green dragon to the ground, and let the green dragon die. It can't take advantage of the momentum, defeat this feng shui, and trap the living dragon into a dead dragon, and the people who live in this feng shui will inevitably lose their wealth and hurt their health, and gradually fall into ruin."
I couldn't help clapping my hands and said with a smile, "I understand."
Li Fang couldn't help being overjoyed, "You understand?"
I said with a smile: "It turns out that the green dragon tail is in my chicken coop. No wonder my chickens are so good at laying eggs. It turns out that Feng Shui is at work. I must raise a few more chickens later!"
Li Fang's face darkened, "Young fellow Daoist, I am sincerely talking to you, but you play me like this, is it because you look down on my old man?"
I said: "I have already said that I am not a Taoist friend. Grandpa, I don't understand what you are saying. Telling me this is like playing the piano to a cow. You, take care of your pets, don't let them run into other people's homes indiscriminately." That's it. I won't say anything else. My adults are not at home. Don't fool a student like me. I don't have any money in my pocket if I want to collect money to change Feng Shui. Otherwise, come back at night and wait for my parents. Tell them when you come back? But you have to be careful, my dad has a bad temper, and he will beat up a liar when he sees a liar, and if there is something wrong, you can run faster. "
"Shuzi is not enough and tricky!" Li Fang groaned and shook his sleeves, turned around and left.
The yellow-skinned man hurriedly followed behind his feet, and looked back at me from time to time.
I made a face at Huang Pizi, who was so frightened that Huang Pizi ran away without looking back.
"This old man lied to you!" Ah Hua suddenly raised her head from my shoulder and said this.
I said: "I know. When I saw the yellow-skinned child just now, it was running towards the gate of the courtyard. Chicken feathers were still stained on its body. It must have passed through the chicken coop. It must have put the coffin nails in it." , I was forced to take it out just now, and the old man showed up, talking so much nonsense, just because he didn't want me to suspect that he sent Huang Pizi to put coffin nails in the chicken coop, otherwise why didn't I have a good time with him say."
Ah Hua was a little surprised, "I can't see it, you have a lot of brains."
I proudly said: "Look at what you said. Don't dare to say anything else, you must be smarter than you. Believe it or not? Believe it or not, I will return you to Old Liu! Hey, no, why did you come out? Where's my sister?"
"Tired from playing and fell asleep. Your sister is a blessed person, and the weather between her brows will be worry-free forever." A'hua talked about my sister with a tone of envy.
I couldn't help being surprised: "I can't see that you can read pictures."
"A little understanding, a little understanding." A'hua said modestly, "Old Liutou master's ancestors also understood feng shui and destiny, and it was lost in his life. I learned a little bit back then."
I squinted at A'hua, "Then you don't want to teach Old Liu?"
A Hua sighed and said: "Old Liu has a shallow personality and has no blessing to enjoy great wealth. Now this bucket of water is less than half a bucket of water, which is more suitable for him. At most, he will not be able to make a big fortune in one life, but it is not a problem to have food and clothing. But If you really teach him these skills, he will have the ability to make troubles, I'm afraid he will not be kind and loyal. I watched him grow up, so why don't I have the heart to let him end?"
This is said, old-fashioned, really looks like hundreds of years old.
I asked: "Since you know Fengshui, is it true what the old man Li Fangyi said just now about Qinglong Fengshui?"
"It's true, but it's true." Ah Hua said, "I can feel it when I enter your yard. This is an excellent natural formation, which is higher than man-made Feng Shui. You can take advantage of the wind to gain momentum. But what he said about nailing the dragon's tail is pure nonsense. The nail is a coffin nail, but it is impossible to nail the natural Fengshui terrain with only such a small nail. I see, he I want to perform the Eight Coffin Nail Soul Technique!"
I couldn't help being surprised, "What is that? It sounds vicious. Could it be that the old man wants to harm our family?"
Ahua explained: "Don't be nervous, he is not trying to harm your family. Eight coffin nails is a kind of Maoshan's magic. Take eight coffin nails and nail them to eight points in an area to seal the area. Ghosts can't enter or exit, just like a person has been hit by a wall. I think his matter has something to do with the ghosts in the village. Maybe someone invited him to catch ghosts. Since he is now I will definitely do it tonight."
Hunting ghosts tonight?
That's great, when the time comes, I'll go to see the excitement and see what real ghost hunting looks like. If I need it later, I can pretend to be a mage again.
I took out the coffin nails and asked, "Is this thing really a treasure?"
Ah Hua said dismissively: "Compared to your Earth Fire Knife and Sky Star Rope, they can only be regarded as rubbish."
"What kind of fire knife and sky rope, how can I be so tall..." I was halfway through the sentence before I realized it, looked at the other kitchen knives and hanging ropes in my waist, "You said these two are ground fire knife and sky rope ?Ha ha ha ha……"
Ah Hua looked puzzled: "What are you laughing at? Isn't your kitchen knife and Tianxing rope a ghost weapon that has quenched the earth fire and Tianxing? There is nothing wrong with calling it that."
That's what it sounds like.
But there's no need to explain this to Ah Hua too clearly, so I said, "That's pretty much what it means. It turns out that this thing isn't a treasure. If I knew it, I wouldn't be black. Then I'll throw it away."
Ah Hua said: "Don't throw it away, as much as possible can come in handy, more than enough, even if it is sold for money, it can be sold for tens of thousands of yuan."
As soon as I heard that it could sell for tens of thousands of yuan, I quickly put it in my pocket again.
If you can sell thousands of pieces of rubbish, I won't be too much if you give me another hundred.
But Ah Hua reminded me that this thing is really bad for people's health, especially since I have a baby at home, and I can't bring it into the house, so I drew a yin talisman on paper and wrapped the nails.
Seeing me draw symbols on the white paper with a gel pen, Ahua’s face was full of doubts about life, as if he was quite shocked, isn’t it just to draw a symbol and learn quickly, if it’s not enough, I’m a genius at learning symbols ?What is her attitude?
I went back to the house and tidied up my schoolbags and homework for the winter vacation, and packed up the clothes I brought back. My mother came back, and sure enough, she cut a big piece of pork belly, with a happy expression on her face. It seemed that this time I got a lot of money .
I asked my mother how much money I took, but my mother gave me a sideways look, "Go, kid, why are you asking these things, if you don't need what you need, don't you just have it?"
Hey, who cares about such a small amount of money, we are about to have a millionaire millionaire, 1000 million, US dollars!
Chapter 45 A Ghost Comes to Your Door
In order to express my revenge on my mother for treating me like a child, I will eat as much as I want when I eat at night. Good guy, a big pot of rice and a pot of fatty pork belly are swept away. Empty but not full, I ate five more rolls and two sweet potatoes, and finally gnawed corn with sticky ears.
It was so delicious that my mother turned pale when she saw it, and she kept saying, "Lan'er, eat less, don't overwhelm, no one will snatch it from you, I will keep it for you. Would you like to eat next meal?"
In the end, I gnawed on the corn and said boldly: "Mom, make more next meal, I'm only [-]% full!"
My mother almost didn't cry at that time, "Oh, you child, is this because you can't get enough to eat at school? How much trouble has you suffered, but you have to talk to your mother, I will give you money, you are growing up As for the body, you can’t be hungry no matter what, right?”
After I was full, I teased my sister for a while, and chatted with my mother about school gossip for a while. By the way, I asked if there was anything new in the village recently.
For example, is there a new dead person, is there a haunted house, is there a forgiveness hat.
My mother told me with certainty that there is nothing. The biggest news in the village in the past few months is that Liu’s family at the head of the village hired a construction team outside and built a new house behind their own house, because it is not a house. The base was not approved for township construction, and the village was not allowed to build it. Liu Laosi even had a fight with the secretary and the village chief, saying that he would build the house even if he didn't have a house certificate!
Liu Lao Si is a bricklayer and a senior worker in the village chief's engineering team. He is at the same level as my father and earns a lot of money. However, because he offended the village chief's secretary, he was not taken to this job this time.
However, Liu Laosi didn't seem to care much, he just built his own house at home, and there was no one in the village, all of them were construction teams hired from outside.
There were not many people in the construction team, and there were only seven or eight people who never walked around the village or talked with the villagers except for work.
This matter has nothing to do with me, just listen to it.
Since I can't find anything from my mother, I can only investigate by myself at night.
Seeing that it was getting late, I started to yawn and pretend to be sleepy, and my mother drove me back to my room to sleep.
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