Ghost, please let me go

The old man said: "You can't blame me for this. If you take a closer look at this woman, you can understand why I made such a mistake."

I couldn't understand it, I turned my head and stared at Xi Shi in the store for a while, and stared at her until she was so hairy, I subconsciously folded my hands on my chest, with a vigilant posture, "You, what do you see me doing?"

"The old man said you have something special, let me see what's special, don't move around, put your hands down, it's very important."

I saw her from head to toe, and then from foot to head, back and forth twice, staying in the important parts for a while.

It’s so big, of course it’s better to have a good look at it. Originally, I was too embarrassed to just look at it directly, but now I have a legitimate reason, so of course I have to take the opportunity to take a good look at it.

But after watching these two rounds, apart from seeing that she has a really good figure and skin, I still can't see anything else.

Although it is very tempting, for a high school student like me with correct three views and pure thoughts, no matter how hard I swallow, it is impossible to directly act uncivilized like the old man. You say that the old man is such a mage, even my high school Life is not as good as life, it is the shame of the world's mages.

I answered the old man honestly: "I can see that she has a pretty good figure, but this is not an excuse for you to do things that are inferior to beasts. Do you want to do this when you see beautiful people? Your thinking is very dangerous!"

"It has nothing to do with body shape, nor does it have anything to do with appearance." The old man said righteously, "Our mages practice truth and dispel falsehood, and we regard pink as a skeleton..."

"So you're so hungry that you want to fuck a skeleton?" I looked at the old man in shock. I just did something that was inferior to a beast, and now I'm talking about cultivators who treat pink as a skeleton?

"Cough, cough, cough..." The old man yelled at me so much that he forgot that he was a ghost now, he kept coughing, and he calmed down after a while, then said, "This has nothing to do with hunger and thirst, didn't you see that? ? She is a peerless coquette!"

"What bone?" I didn't quite understand, and was about to ask carefully, but felt three pop out when I moved my trouser pocket, one translucent was Ah Hua, one slender one was Ah Hong, and the third was three. The one with only the head was Ao Ding, all shrunk down to the size of a fist, jumped out and looked around excitedly, "Peerless inner charmer? Where, where..."

Then the three of them saw the store Xi Shi hiding behind me, and at the same time their eyes were shining, really shining, faint blue, just like a hungry wolf seeing a fat chicken, staring at the store Xi Shi relentlessly At the same time, he kept praising him endlessly, "It's really a peerless obsession, tsk tsk, I never thought there would be such a human being, tsk tsk..."

While tsk-tsk, he leaned forward unceremoniously, and circled around the shop Xishi. The most exaggerated one was Ao Ding, who lay on his whole body, with three mouths sticking out his tongue at the same time to lick the shop Xishi. , with a salivating posture.

"Here, is this your pet?" The shopkeeper Xi Shi's face was pure and white, and she actually had goose bumps all over her body in the hot weather, and said stammeringly, "Hurry up, put them away, put them away." Bar."

I grabbed Ao Ding, "What are you doing? Why do you want to eat people?"

"Eat? This is a peerless coquettish bone, what a waste to eat." Ao Ding looked at me with three heads at the same time, and squeezed out three different flattering smiles, "You have boundless supernatural powers, so you don't need her, why don't you give her to me Bar……"

"Give it to you, uncle!" I slapped its three heads down together, "I'll give it to you in any situation, Ah Hua, you can explain it to me, aren't you a female dragon, why are you drooling?"

Ah Hua raised her paw and wiped the drool on her chin. A spirit creature can actually drool. The same species, this is simply too perverted.

As the old saying goes, those who are close to vermilion are red and those who are close to ink are black. If I stay with such a perverted guy every day, I am very worried that I will be perverted in the future!

"You go to sleep for a while!" Ah Hua didn't reply to my words right away, but waved her paw at the salesman Xi Shi, who immediately fell to the ground without saying a word, and immediately let out a sound of deep sleep!

I was shocked again, "Ah Hua, you have beautiful hands, why didn't you teach me? No, A Hua, what do you want to do, even if you are obsessed with it, you should also consider the feelings of the audience, okay, I am here , how could you be allowed to do such an outrageous thing?"

A'hua sneered: "What kind of anger is shared by humans and gods? If there are really gods present here, and they know that she is a peerless coquette, they must come up and have a foot in it!"

Chapter 639 Immortals Will Flatter

What?

What is this peerless inner obsession so awesome?And the gods will also plug in when they see each other?

This is too exaggerated.

Isn't it just a fairy, we have ready-made ones, if you don't want to get involved, let's see how I deal with these three evil-minded sensual dragons!

I took out the cotton without saying a word.

Cotton, "Meow meow?"

Well, it looks like she still hasn't negotiated with the original owner of the cat's body about the right to use the cat's body!

I held her in front of Xi Shi in the store, "Look at her, what do you think?"

"Meow? How do you want me to feel meow?"

"Have you ever seen her and wanted to do something indescribable, such as that, that, as a fairy, you don't need me to say it to understand."

"No meow!"

All right, just wait for her words!

I immediately turned my head and got angry at Ah Hua: "Don't use the gods to cover up your evil plans, tell me why you..."

Mian Mian added, "I don't even have a real body, so it's cheaper to have this cat meow now?"

I couldn't help being stunned, and turned to look at Cotton, "What do you mean?"

Cotton raised his paw and pressed Xi Shi's face in the store, "The standard has no tendency to reproduce the mother meow, and any creature with the ability to reproduce will be impulsive to it. But meow, according to my observations during this period of time, meow, now Most human beings don’t have direct contact with her, so they won’t understand her magic. But as a mage, I can still see it.”

I was silent, and then asked: "Let me not ask about such a hard-to-pronounce term as a standard non-inclined reproductive mother, but just ask a question. You see, I am a mage."

All the people present, no matter what form they were in, except the unconscious shopkeeper Xi Shi, all nodded together, and the old man added, "You are the most powerful mage I have ever seen."

I said again: "Since I am also a mage, and a very powerful mage at that, why didn't I see how magical she is, and didn't I feel impulsive when I saw her?"

The Xi Shi who sells the store is very good, and the face is also very beautiful. It is undeniable that the mature charm is very attractive. Everyone likes to watch it, and I am no exception, but it is not like an old man. Taking advantage, the three dragons drool when they see it!

Cotton squinted at me, "There are two possibilities! First, you are not a creature with the ability to reproduce..."

I took out the Destiny Gun, and it hasn't been opened since I practiced it. Is there anything better than a former god to test the gun? One shot can't kill it.

Cotton looked at me instead, and said calmly and seriously: "Of course, this is impossible meow! According to my observation, you are in good health, with balanced body development and strong reproductive ability. Among them, there are also top-notch genetic cats..."

I regretfully put my fate back, it would be too wasteful to kill such a talking god casually.

Cotton continued: "Then the only possibility is that her special ability to reproduce cannot arouse your instinctive impulse meow. To put it simply, although you don't know meow yourself, your instinct is to look down on her meow. To be simpler Say meow, your instinct thinks that she is too low-level meow, not worthy of multiplying your gene meow! Just like a human being will not go to an ant meow no matter how hungry and thirsty!"

Ah Hua muttered softly, "The gods are so slippery when they flatter..."

I turned around and stared at Ah Hua, "I'm listening, what do you mean?"

Ah Hua immediately said, "I think she said it very correctly and clearly, and I deeply agree with her meaning. This is also my view all the time. You see, even the gods say that you are not human, so just admit it honestly." .”

Do you know that as a purebred human being, I don't like to hear such a sentence!

"When did Cotton say I'm not human anymore?" I glared at A'hua, thinking that I already have two dragons now, why not sell it to Wenrou for some money?

Ahua pointed to Xi Shi, the store, "She compared real humans to ants, so can you still be human? You just admit it, why don't you tell us secretly, what kind of species are you? This level? Don't worry, if you are afraid of the news leaking out, we can kill this dead old man later to silence him!"

The ghost old man who was also shot while lying down said, "..."

I said, "Actually, you have been with me the longest and know my secrets the most. I want to kill you the most!"

A'hua immediately stopped talking, and carefully circled her tail forward and hugged it with her two front paws, looking frightened, but her acting skills were so clumsy that even I could tell at a glance that it was clearly pretending.

However, it didn't scare A Hua, but it scared Ao Ding first. The three heads were all white as if they had been washed with [-] disinfectant, "That, that, God, I'm just talking to you I don't know, I don't want to know anything, I'll go back first, call me if you have anything to do!"

After finishing speaking, he sneered and got back into my pocket.

The old ghost also immediately said: "I don't know anything, since I don't have anything to do, then I'll go first."

As soon as he finished speaking, he turned around and wanted to drill into the wall again.

I grabbed him, "Why are you running? I'm just joking. Do you think I'm the kind of person who disregards human life?"

The old man looked at me with a pale face, and there was a message of "but you may not be human" in his small eyes.

Every time it is Ah Hua who ruins my reputation, if this broken dragon is not because it is the first pet with me, I am nostalgic for the old love, and I will kill it and eat meat in minutes!

Just thinking about how to change the subject and solve the embarrassing situation right now, I saw a person peeping through the broken door, calling out while looking: "Second Uncle, you, you, you..."

He only spoke half of the sentence, and suddenly looked at me with wide-eyed eyes and a look of hell, "You, you, you..."

After saying a few words of you, he suddenly let out a heart-piercing scream, rushed into the door, and rushed towards me.

Damn, this attack is strong enough, is it to avenge the old man?

This old man is really bad!

I immediately took out the Fate Rail again. This guy feels very powerful, but if you don’t try it, you will always have no idea. Just try the gun!

Fate Gui made such a move, before he could pull the trigger, the man who rushed in was already in front of me, knelt down in front of me with a plop, hugged my thigh, and shouted: "Mr. Ye, you are Mr. Ye, I'm not dreaming, I actually saw Mr. Ye alive, hahaha, this is not a dream..."

While yelling crazily, he pulled out a copper coin sword and stabbed his thigh without saying a word.

6 Chapter Forty

Good guy, that blood is flowing, rushing!

I quickly took two steps back.

Self-mutilation at the slightest disagreement is even more perverted than Ah Hua. A pure, kind and healthy young man like me should not get too close. What if he accidentally gets infected?

Standing a little farther away, I can clearly see the face of this self-inflicted self-mutilation.

It looks like he is in his 40s, with thick eyebrows, big eyes, straight nose and square mouth. If his facial features were not distorted due to excitement, he would be a pretty decent and handsome uncle.

It's a pity that such a handsome uncle has a brain problem.

"It's not a dream, it's not a dream!"

The handsome uncle looked at his bloody thigh, laughed, then raised his head and looked at me again, his eyes were so hot that he could scald a person to death.

So scary.

Should we act first and kill this pervert?

After all, we are not perverted killers who would kill people at the first word. Although I thought about it because I was too frightened, I would not actually take action, but I still took two steps back, and stepped back a little bit from this perverted handsome man.

Unexpectedly, that handsome uncle burst into tears all of a sudden, his facial features were distorted by ecstasy, so why did he start crying? This perverted psychology is really beyond the comprehension of a normal human like me.

Let's take two steps back and stay safe.

I was about to take another two steps back, but the handsome uncle jumped up suddenly, threw himself in front of me, hugged my thigh, and cried loudly, "Mr. Ye, I finally saw you alive!" Yes, hahaha, woo woo woo..."

"Let go, let go, if you don't let go, I'll lose my face!"

I quickly flicked my leg, but he hugged me so tightly that I didn't even shake it off twice. What's even more hateful is that he not only hugged, but also put his face on my leg, and all the snot and tears rubbed on my pants!

Otherwise, kill him!

As crazy as he is, killing him can be regarded as eliminating harm for the people.

I weighed Fate Rail, facing the back of handsome uncle's head.

"Mr. Ye, don't, don't!" The old ghost screamed and rushed over, "This is my nephew. He came to collect my body. I didn't mean to offend you. He is just a little crazy. Ever since he saw you and Gu Xianrenhai After seeing the live video of Battle of the City, I became your fanatical fan, and I have been wanting to see you all the time, he has no ill intentions towards you..."

I looked at the ghost old man who jumped forward and knelt down and kowtowed. I was shocked, and while continuing to shake my legs, I asked: "Wait a minute, you just said that your death was an understatement. Why is death just another way for a mage?" From the very beginning, you looked down on life and death, but why are you not calm when life and death are your nephew's turn, shit, isn't this your nephew, is it your son?"

Whoops, I accidentally found a big melon, do you want to eat it?But my current character design is an invincible opponent of the immortals in the world. If I start the mode of eating melons and watching movies without hesitation, will it affect the character design too much?Could it be possible to kill the audience after eating the melon?

It’s bad, it’s bad, why do I always think about killing people to silence my words recently, it’s true that those who are close to vermilion are red and those who are close to ink are black. After staying with a pervert like Ah Hua for a long time, my psychology has also begun to develop in the direction of pervert La!

No, I have to control myself!

The old ghost hurriedly explained: "No, no, this is my nephew, but he is the only male in our old Wang family. If he dies, our old Wang family will be wiped out."

I stroked my chin and said, "What era is this? Both men and women are the same, so what are you talking about? Besides, he is so old, and his son should not be too young."

If he got married early, maybe his son could still be in the same class as me.

"Yes, yes, men and women are the same, but the problem is that from our old Wang's family to his generation, he is the only one. Although he married early, he can still give birth to children now..." The old ghost said pitifully Looking at me, "Mr. Ye, although our Wang family is not a famous sect, it has been passed down for thousands of years. Even from the perspective of protecting intangible cultural heritage, our old Wang family cannot be wiped out."

I can't tell that such a lecherous old man actually knows such a high-end and elegant word of protecting intangible cultural heritage, but with his swindling posture, it seems that he wants to be an intangible cultural heritage.

Your sister, why is this mentally ill hugged so tightly, I can't shake it off, I really want to do it, my legs are going to be numb, okay, no matter how excited I am, I can't use my strength to strangle a fool, right? .

I was trying to make the final decision, but suddenly felt a light on my thigh, looked down, oops, the perverted handsome uncle who was hugging my thigh and crying stupidly let go, and frantically took out a thick leather notebook from him Come on, I took out another fountain pen, held it in front of me carefully, and looked at it with hopeful eyes, "First, sir, can you please sign it for me?"

Looking at his little eyes, even though he is not a beauty, he can still convey a delicate and pitiful taste, so that I almost didn't pull the trigger immediately on the spot.

Well, I can't become a pervert, I want to be calm, I want to avoid anxiety, impetuosity and injustice.

Isn't it just a sign, it's a small thing, we also enjoy the treatment of a celebrity, but unfortunately this fan is an old man, if this is a young and beautiful girl, it would be great, maybe I can still mix The same treatment as a Canadian cannon king.

I took the thick notebook, but saw that the book was very worn out, not only the cover was broken, but also the pages were curled and blackened, obviously it was frequently used and flipped through. I just flipped through a few pages and saw, okay, it’s densely packed inside. It is full of all kinds of spells, runes and arrays, as well as various experiences and difficult points!

It's almost like holding the study notes of some super hard-working academic masters!

However, does magic need to be studied so seriously?Isn't it so simple to use just by listening to it casually?

Probably looking at the notebook and not talking, thinking that I dislike the old notebook, the perverted handsome uncle said in a low voice: "Sir, these are the study notes I usually carry with me, just want you to sign them for me. A name, to motivate myself from time to time, to learn from you all the time, to look up to you all the time, to follow your example, to strive to climb the peak of spell learning, and to become a powerful mage like you!"

I thought about it, and said: "No, it can be seen that your goal is to become a powerful mage, or even become a land god. Gu Mingzhuo is an old star who has been around for thousands of years, right? I only showed my face once, and I even let Gu Mingzhuo beat me to amnesia. If you don’t want to fan Gu Mingzhuo, a real master, how can you run away? Are you coming to follow a loser like me?"

Chapter 641

"Because your appearance gives hope to those of us who have pursued the way of heaven as our lifelong goal!"

The abnormally handsome uncle looked up at me, his eyes sparkling!

Pursue the way of heaven?