Ghost, please let me go

"Okay, okay, you are aboveboard, you are a gentleman, and I am a villain, okay?"

The old Taoist morale flicked his sleeves angrily, got up from the ground, and limped away, walking quite fast, disappearing behind the stalactites in the blink of an eye.

The long-legged beauty cupped her hands at me and said, "Little brother, thank you for your kindness. If you come to Haicheng in the future, if there is anything that needs my help, even if you come to Tianzi Club to find me, Lu Yunzhao, I will definitely do my best." help you."

After speaking, the long-legged beauty got up and left.

These two guys are walking in a slippery way, and the kindness of saving their lives is just empty words. It seems that there is no sincerity in repaying the favor. It's better to start a black hole and let me beat him to vent my anger!

I was thinking about it, when I saw Ah Hua running back with a box in her mouth, ran to me, put the box at my feet, and said, "Hurry up and put the residual limb of the demon in it. "

I couldn't help being stunned, "Ah Hua, you really went back to get the box!"

Chapter 100 So Rare

Ah Hua was also stunned, "Isn't that what you said?"

"Uh..." This is clearly where there is a communication problem, okay?

But it's hard to say now, there are still two yellow turban wrestlers who don't look like yellow turban wrestlers.

I waved my hand at Ah Hua, and walked to the fat man and the miniature giantess first.

Don't look at these two guys having a lot of fun with me, but as soon as the fat man from the Blackstone Group appeared, the two of them just shrank their heads and didn't say a word, as honest as a little chick who saw an eagle.

The same is fat, why is there such a big gap between fat and fat?

"Hey, hey, you two, what's the situation? I haven't figured it out yet, you are really yellow scarf warriors."

The fat man shook his head again and again, his face was about to burst into a smile, "No, no, we two are just guardian spirits, who are responsible for guarding the remains of the demons in the tomb, and the yellow scarf wrestlers, which have nothing to do with us, let alone , how can there be such a nimble yellow scarf wrestler like us?"

I nodded, looked at Ah Hua, and said with certainty: "Well, then you must be yellow scarf warriors."

What about that old saying?Don't deny it. Denying is a guilty conscience. If this guy denies that he is Huang Lishi so hastily, then he must have a guilty conscience.

But what's so guilty about admitting to being a yellow turban wrestler?

The fat man turned pale, and was about to say something more, when the miniature giantess next to him jumped up and shouted: "Yes, we are the yellow scarf wrestlers, Ah Xu, what's so scary about you, just admit it, the worst thing is to be let down by them." Arrested for anatomical research, arrested for trafficking, arrested for slavery, arrested..."

Well, big sister, although you want to be more heroic, please grow taller first, please. With a height of 1.5 meters, talking on your feet can only make you feel more guilty, okay?

However, what she said is interesting. Anyone who grabs anatomy, sells research and makes them a slave is all about it.

I was thinking about it, and Ah Hua crawled over, and said excitedly: "Wow, it's actually a wise yellow scarf warrior, it's too rare, too rare, Ye Lan, what kind of luck is this, you are clearly the protagonist Luckily, you can come across rare things wherever you go, hurry up, grab two, go back to dissect and study, even if you don’t study journals, you can make a lot of money, even if you don’t sell them, it’s good to be a slave yourself..."

Damn, all the words of the giantess should be on A'hua.

I hurriedly grabbed Ah Hua, who was about to pounce on her with all her teeth and claws, "Wait a minute, I haven't figured out the situation yet. Aren't yellow scarf wrestlers the gods' personal thugs? It doesn't seem very rare."

Ah Hua said excitedly: "Of course puppets without intelligence are not uncommon. Yellow Turban warriors are all mass-produced dumb puppets. They obey orders and obey commands. Without orders, they are no different from wooden stakes. They are intelligent, let alone unintelligible." I've seen it, but I've never heard of it. It's worth everything after a whole night of tossing and catching two wise yellow scarf warriors. Let me tell you, I dare not say anything else. If you sell it to Singularity, at least you can The price of selling an unpurified version of the soul."

I looked at the dead fat man and the miniature giantess. They were close together, and they didn't even have the courage to escape. They looked like they could only lower their heads and wait for death when they encountered natural enemies.

"Since you haven't seen or heard of it, how can you be sure that the two of them are yellow turban wrestlers? What if they are not? Don't they say they are guardian spirits?"

Ah Hua said with a smile: "Yellow scarves are mass-produced in a unified manner. There is a production unit and date of manufacture behind the ears. This thing can't be faked. Of course, there are simpler identification methods without binding and personalization. The fixed yellow turban wrestlers have a unified command to use, you can try it? Uh, don’t say it, your unreliable master must have never taught you. Let me teach you, this is a simple spell, it needs Use it with handprints."

Ah Hua raised her paw and gestured while talking.

When it gestured, I suddenly found a question, "Hey, Ah Hua, didn't your paw originally have three prongs? When did it become five prongs?"

Ah Hua said: "Uh...it just changed yesterday, it doesn't matter, how many are not claws? Don't digress, just listen carefully."

Damn, it doesn't matter if you grow claws out of nowhere?It's only been a few days, and the three claws have become five claws. In a few days, what if the claws become tentacles?

Looking back, I have to pay close attention, this guy is not as honest as Bai Suzhen, it has grown thicker, thicker, and deformed. What does it mean?Do you want to show that it just doesn't take the usual path?

Ah Hua's five forked claws are also very flexible, almost no different from human fingers, twisting and twisting, they made a very difficult handprint.

After imitating its appearance, I broke it off for a long time, but I didn't break it out!

How can normal humans twist their fingers like this?The person who invented this handprint is actually a tentacle monster!

I struggled for a while, and was finally discouraged, so I asked Ah Hua: "Can you just recite the mantra without making the fingerprints? This is too much effort."

"This handprint can't be done just by pinching it. You have to practice basic skills and lay a solid foundation before you can make various handprints smoothly." Ah Hua is full of superiority, "You can try just reciting mantras , what if you have the protagonist's life, you can ignore all kinds of rules and do whatever you want? Hahahaha..."

Damn, does this broken snake want to look like a villain!Isn't it just that I am more talented in drawing talismans, and I can use it with just one drawing, is it a blow to you?

I don't believe this anymore. What era is this? Even the mobile phone is operated like a fool. To use such a high-end anthropomorphic puppet, you have to twist your fingers into a twist?This is not scientific at all, okay?If I were the maker of the Yellow Turban Wrestlers, I would definitely have to make the operation as simple as possible, so as to keep pace with the times and sell well, okay?

I just yelled, "Where is Lux?"

Uh, there is another sentence in the front, but it is very awkward, I don’t know which word it is, so I don’t want to read it, anyway, I am missing handprints, and no matter how short the spell is, it’s no big deal, what can I do if I fail, just let Ah No matter how small the flowers are, they will be a little more successful.

Hmph, if it dares to laugh at me again in a while, I will beat it. The reason is that it dares to laugh so loudly after the teaching failed, is there any shame?

Ah Hua held her belly and laughed loudly: "Hahaha, you really think you are the protagonist, you can just think about it..."

Well, I'm going to punch it!

I rubbed my arm, and I was going to beat Ah Hua up first.

"The Lux is here!"

A very neat response suddenly sounded.

I couldn't help being stunned, and turned my head to look, and saw that the fat man and the miniature giantess who had been huddled together just now had jumped up, standing side by side neatly, with their heads held high, as if they were ready to accept the inspection.

Chapter 1 This is okay

"Is this okay?"

Ah Hua screamed, completely looking like her worldview had collapsed.

Otherwise, don't be too arrogant as a man or a monster, it's useless!

I was proud, "Well, I'll just say it, what kind of fingerprints do you use, you can just call out casually, you are stupid, you can believe whatever people say, you have been cheated for thousands of years If you want to harm the newcomers, in the future, don’t let others say what they say, you have to try bravely, practice is the only criterion for testing the truth, understand?”

"It's impossible!" Ah Hua glared at me angrily, "I've seen yellow-turban wrestlers in the past. If you fail to pinch your fingerprints, you can't do it. How can you do it if you don't pinch your fingerprints? They must be lying to you, okay?" Take the opportunity to escape. Hmph, the wise yellow turban warrior is very powerful, if you don’t believe me, you give an order that they can’t accept, if they refuse to execute it, it must be a fake, definitely a fake!”

Unacceptable orders!

I rubbed my chin for a while and said to the fat man, "Take off your pants!"

Although the fat man looked ashamed and angry, his face was blushing, but he took off his pants neatly.

I said again: "Take off your pants!"

A Hua said in surprise: "As a man, you shouldn't order this female yellow scarf wrestler to take off her clothes, right? Why do you want a fat man to take off? You have such a strong taste, how dare you say you are not a ghost?"

"Is the taste of heavenly ghosts very strong?" I doubt it, since the word "day" can make them all afraid like this, it should be something very high.

"Of course, Tiangui is notoriously ruthless, grabbing whatever he wants, I heard that they won't even let go of electric cars!"

While talking, Ah Hua looked at me with perverted eyes and stepped back, as if she was ready to run away at any time.

I shouted: "Stop, what is that look in your eyes? I told you that I am not a ghost, so I am not a ghost. As a good young man with correct three views in the new era, of course I can't let the lady take off her clothes. Then I Are you not a pervert?"

"Don't you think it's more perverted to let a fat man undress?" Ah Hua disagreed with me, "You are a beast at best if you let a woman undress, but you are not as good as a beast now."

After finishing speaking, it said to the fat man: "Cough, don't be nervous. Relax, relax. If you come out to mess around, you will inevitably encounter perverts. Once you close your eyes, bear with it and it will pass. Otherwise, you should run away quickly." Don't let him give you that just to pretend to obey his orders, I can't bear to watch this scene, or else, I'll take this woman out to avoid it?"

"Go aside, what are you thinking about? Think I'm a pervert like you. Let me tell you, if you try to figure out who is a pervert with a perverted heart, I think you are the most perverted."

I turned to the fat man whose face was as white as paper and said, "Take off the rubber band on your underpants, make a slingshot, and shoot her in the head with the slingshot!"

So the fat man took the slingshot made by his own underpants and fur, and flicked the miniature giantess' forehead up and down.

Both of their faces were red as if they were oozing blood.

"That's okay too!" Ah Hua's eyes nearly popped out.

"I think they are really obeying my orders."

I told the fat man to stop, put on his pants again, and then asked: "Does that mean they will answer everything I ask? Come, tell me your name, women first, name, age, height, measurements..."

The miniature giantess replied immediately: "The number A is 1.5, the date of manufacture is [-] AD, the normal height is [-] meters, and the height of the battle is [-] meters. The measurements are unknown. The answer is over!"

The fat man then replied: "The number A is 1.8, the date of manufacture is [-] A.D., the normal height is [-] meters, and the height of fighting is [-] meters. The measurements are unknown. The answer is over!"

"A character [-], please answer the following questions. Are you robots?"

"We are standard combat non-intelligent biological puppets, not robots, but biological creations."

"How many of you are here?"

"Currently there are two members in the Guardian Realm, A character [-] and A character [-]."

"It's just you two, so what are you doing here?"

"Accept the order to guard the Heavenly Demon Remnant Suppression Agency, and kill all spirits who dare to enter the agency's range!"

"Only kill spirit bodies, but not living things? Don't you kill living things?"

"The range of the mechanism is set by the gods, and no living things can enter. Only spirit bodies can pass through the defense line."

"It seems to be very powerful, so how did I get in? Also, you were clearly translucent like ghosts in the tomb just now, how come you have become real now?"

"You are possessed by an evil spirit, disguised as a spirit body to deceive the defense line of the institution, and enter the interior of the institution, you can easily destroy the institution. We are protected by fortifications inside the institution and appear in the form of a spirit body to facilitate the killing of intruders. Spiritual body, and avoid being enslaved by the Yellow Turban Mana. After the mechanism is destroyed, the protective facilities will be invalidated, and the normal state will be restored, and the Yellow Turban Mana will no longer be exempted!"

"Is the world in that painting the place where you live?"

"That is a square inch world, made by the gods cutting the space, independent of the normal space, it is a warehouse for storing the yellow turban warriors, the yellow turban warriors are non-intelligent biological puppets, and there is no life."

"That said, don't you two have wisdom? How did you two have wisdom? Was it given by the god who gave the order?"

"Our intelligence is spontaneously produced by the double influence of the demon's stump and the green dragon's earth energy. The reason for this cannot be explained. The gods do not allow the yellow scarf to produce intelligence. If found, it will be destroyed immediately!"

"Destroy? How inhumane!"

I was amazed.

The gods are too ruthless and merciless these days, they are all intelligent, so how can they be destroyed as ordinary things?

"Hey, what is the name of the god who ordered you to guard the stump of the demon here?"

"A god is a god, and the name cannot be known by us! We are not qualified to know the name of the god."

"Well, you are intelligent, so now you answer my question, is your intelligence at work?"

"These are routine questions, and you can answer them based on the facts. You don't need to use intelligence. Currently, the body and brain are controlled by the puppet's core control components, which are activated by the Yellow Turban Warrior's spell. The puppet's self-generated intelligence is compressed to a point, and it cannot control the puppet. After the service spell is over, the self-generated intelligence can regain control of the body."

"Then now that the demon's stump has been taken away, and your mission is over, what should you do?"

"According to the preset order, the task is terminated, and we will activate the self-destruct design and destroy simultaneously. Now activate the self-destruction as required. The countdown to self-destruction is ten seconds, ten, nine..."

Chapter 1 Black Technology Wow

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Chapter 1 Seeking Binding

I was upset, "What, it's unreasonable. It's an unreasonable order not to let you use knives and guns to transform at will? Dare, let you play self-destruction is a reasonable order, isn't it?"

The miniature giantess replied: "As a standard combat-type non-intelligent biological puppet, the purpose of production is to adapt to combat. Standard combat-type non-intelligent biological puppets are not allowed to fight. It is an illegal order to challenge the core program. Generally speaking, it is not allowed by the system. accept……"

I became impatient, "In a word, if it's okay, if you can't pull it down, then do whatever you like, I don't care about you, okay, I don't want to be surrounded by two perverts who fuck guys when they don't agree with each other every day. I am I am a good student and boy who live in a peaceful and prosperous age, and I must not let the two of you ruin my good image."

The miniature giantess simply stated, "Accept the order, turn off the autonomous combat system, and do not activate it unless ordered by the main envoy!"

Damn, this is the end, why so much nonsense.

I asked, "How do I turn off this system? It's too much effort to talk to you. I'm better at communicating with intelligent people."

"The system is shutting down... the shutdown is complete!"

As soon as the words fell, the miniature giantess immediately swayed and sat down on the ground, with the frightened expression of the rest of her life showing on her expressionless face.

"Are you able to speak with your own attitude?" I asked tentatively.

The miniature giantess looked at me, not as tough as before, but rather timidly, "Yes, Daxian, I am now autonomous. But I really don't know how my intelligence came into being. One day Suddenly I became conscious, and I really didn’t know anything else.”

I nodded and said to the fat man, "You should turn off the system too."

"The system is shutting down, the shutdown is complete!"

The fat man heaved a long sigh of relief, patted his chest and said, "The feeling of being controlled is really uncomfortable. It's good to be able to regain freedom. Daxian, let's bind together too. From now on, I will be yours. You let me Go east, I will definitely not go west, if you tell me to go to bed and take off my pants, let’s take them off immediately without further ado!"

I quickly waved my hand and said: "Wait a minute, you, I don't have that perverted hobby. It's fine to be bound to a beautiful woman, but what is it to me to be bound to you, a middle-aged fat man? Don't listen to Ah Hua's nonsense, I am not Heavenly ghost, there are no perverted hobbies."