Ghost, please let me go

I soon found out that this is a very easy task, as long as you align the direction and confirm that the forward route is close to the target, once you find that the position is far away from the target, you only need to correct the route.

After several attempts, I managed to get out on the country road outside the village.

Then I did another experiment.

This time, my target was the ancestral tomb of Liu’s richest man. After four corrections, I successfully arrived at the ancestral tomb of the old Liu’s family.

And after these few attempts, I have found a way to ensure the correct direction. I think that as long as I try a few more times, I should be able to lock on the target directly, without the need to correct the deviation halfway.

But now is not a good time to experiment, there are so many monsters waiting for me at home, I have to go back and deal with them.

This time I didn't go through the leylines again.

There is still the one-way magic door hanging on the cliff here, and it goes directly into the crypt of the new house of Mr. Liu's family. Why bother to drill into the ground?

I got under the new house of Mr. Liu's family through the door, and was about to go out when I saw the painted door hanging on the wall, and my heart couldn't help but move.

This directional spell door doesn't look very complicated. If you can figure out the principle and modify it, can you make a directional door that leads directly to the valley in the center of the earth's air?

I don't understand this, but there are Ah Hua and Huang Fei Huang Xiaoxiao.

I simply rolled up the painted door and brought it back to the hillside behind the village.

When I came back this time, more monsters gathered here.

And not only the poultry and livestock raised in the village, but also many things in the mountains, such as squirrels, mountain mice, field mice, sparrows, cuckoos, owls, hedgehogs, long worms, silly roe deer, and even a blind bear.

This Xiong Blind is really big enough, sitting among the group of livestock, it looks like a giant has entered a Lilliputian country, even the big yellow cattle that came to join in the fun are smaller and exquisite compared to him.

Although this blind man is big, he sits there honestly, doesn't make trouble at all, and doesn't look around, so don't be too obedient.

I couldn't help being a little surprised. I only heard that there are wild boars coming down in the mountains to harm the crops, but I have never heard that there are bear blinds, so I went to ask: "Hey blind man, are you from the local area? Why have you never heard of it before?" you?"

Chapter 1 Nine Occupy the Mountain as King, OK?

The blind man quickly stood up, bowed to me first, and then spoke in a muffled voice: "So that the Great Immortal will know that the little demon does not live near Guitun, but originally hid in the depths of Dahongling. I heard that the Great Immortal Raising the flag and setting up the cabinet wants to occupy the mountain and become the king, and the little demon came here specially to take effect."

"Wait a minute, wait a minute, you heard that I'm going to take over the mountain and become king?" When I heard that, I was a little anxious, thinking that I was born in a new era and grew up on campus, although I usually like to skip class and sleep to harass me She's an amazing female classmate, but I'm still a good student, why do I take over the mountain and become king?

"It's the rabbit from the house next door. It wasn't a monster. It didn't even have spiritual intelligence. It went out last night and turned into a monster when it came back. It also told me that the immortal who turned it into a monster would pull a banner to occupy the mountain." Xiong The blind man turned his head to look left and right, and found the target, "Hey, rabbit, come here quickly, Daxian'er wants to ask questions."

I saw a fat gray rabbit jumping over, "Hello, Daxian, long live Daxian, live forever, Daxian enjoys good fortune forever, Daxian lives as long as the sky..."

What's all this mess?

I interrupted it and said: "When did I say that I would take over the mountain and become king, what kind of rumors are you making up like a rabbit?"

"That's not what I said, it was said by Zhao Ligui's hen." The rabbit quickly turned his head and shouted, "Hey, hey, hen, come here, come here, Daxian wants to ask questions!"

A fat hen flapped its wings clucking over and asked joyfully, "Da Xian'er, do you want to reward me with your rooster?"

I said, "I'll reward you with a cock? Why are you making up nonsense? When will I take over the mountain and become king?"

The hen looked at me in amazement: "Didn't Master Ahua say that? The boss Ye Lanye, who gave us a chance to become a monster, wants to open a mountain and set up a cabinet to raise the flag, so that all the animals in the village that have turned into monsters will come to the back hillside to report. There is nothing wrong with it." Ah, you were there then."

Damn, to set up a mountain and raise a flag is to occupy the mountain as king!

How did I know what this meant!

It's fine to take in some monsters, and occupy the mountain as king?Do I want to be a bandit in my prime?The key is what age is this?It's okay to be a bandit, isn't it?

I was thinking about whether to ask them to hire someone else, but Ah Hua had already come over, "Ye Lan is almost here, you can tell everyone a few words, there must be a mobilization meeting anyway."

"Come here." I pulled A'hua aside and said in a low voice, "What are you talking nonsense, I can't be the king of the mountain. Dad doesn’t know that if I go to school and come to play King of the Mountain, he will beat me to death! Besides, even this summer vacation, I still have to do my homework and go out to play. Who wants to become the king of the mountain in a ravine? There is not even a WIFI in the old forest, how can I live..."

"Don't worry." Ah Hua said, "I know you youngsters can't live without the Internet, and I didn't say that I really want you to be the king of the mountain. But we must have a name for gathering so many monsters together. , There is a goal for everyone to unite and run together. Could it be that they are not allowed to cause trouble and are going to be locked in a small dark room? They will all run away in minutes! Let's pretend to pull the flag first , Then, let’s say that their quality is not up to standard. If you want to participate in this grand flag-raising event, you have to train them intensively first, and then detain them in the valley over there, and teach them with your school textbooks. Six One year of elementary school, three years of junior high school, three years of high school, after this round of learning, it will take 12 years. By then, those who develop quickly will almost be able to take human form, so they can arrange it however they want? Even if You don’t want to worry about it then, they all have the ability to support themselves, don’t they?”

Damn, this Ah Hua is really shady, just think of an idea and plan to cheat these poor new monsters for more than ten years.

I rubbed my chin and said, "It's a good idea, but whoever teaches them, first say I can't do it."

"Let Ari do this. They are best at cheating and abducting. They have been in the world for so many years. It is a piece of cake to have 12 years of compulsory education. Let them find other teachers and so on. This big red The mountains are high and the forest is deep. There are always a few monsters like the black blind man. They can be teachers or something. There is no problem at all. If you are worried, you can train them intensively first. There are so many teaching videos on the Internet now. , you can just let it go, these monsters know more than you high school students."

What is a monster is better than us high school students.

You can die if you don't speak a little bit!

"Let them wait for a while, I have an idea, help me see if it works."

I called Huang Xiaoxiao and Huang Fei over again, and explained my idea of ​​using their earth vein access spells to build a ghost country orientation gate.

After listening to me, Ah Hua rubbed her chin and spoke, um, it didn’t have this problem before, it should have learned from me, it likes to rub its chin whenever it thinks, “It’s a good idea, it can work in theory, but I don't know much about their spells, so I can only come up with some ideas in theory, what to do depends on you two, hey, Xiao Xiao, Ah Fei, what do you think?"

Huang Xiaoxiao hesitated and said: "When the gods taught us, they didn't say that this method can be used as a door. I don't know if it can be done."

I said: "Look at you, Xiaonian, cough, you are so small and beautiful, how can you be so rigid in your mind? Our black-faced gods have said that to be a human being, you must know how to be flexible and understand by analogy. Here is a method for you. You have to learn how to use it flexibly to solve different problems. I think that since the gods taught you this spell, you should study it carefully. Well, let me talk to these monsters first, and you study here Now, it's up to you whether you can succeed."

After I finished speaking, I ignored the three of them. I ran to the top of the hillside, cleared my throat, and said, "Everyone, be quiet, I'm going to make an important speech!"

The monsters who were making a fuss quieted down one after another, and looked at me in unison.

I've never spoken in front of so many people, uh, monsters, and it's kind of... nerve-wracking.

What should I say?

I thought about it hard, and decided to follow Ah Hua's way of thinking.

"Everyone, you monsters, everyone is just an ordinary little animal, and you can become a monster because I cooked two pots of soup to make it cheaper for you. Let me tell you, my soup is very expensive. How many people spend it? Qian Qiu couldn’t drink even a sip, but in the end, you all drank it. After drinking this soup, you can’t drink it for nothing..."

I haven't finished my words yet, someone below blew his throat.

Chapter 1 My warehouse is unusual

"Daxian'er, we have no money!"

This voice, good guy, immediately aroused a lot of resonance, and all the monsters present screamed in disorder.

"Yeah, we didn't know anything before, where did the money come from!"

"Daxian'er, even if you kill me, I won't be able to pay you!"

"Da Xian'er, can the soup debt be repaid with flesh? I am willing to promise it with my body!"

"I'm also willing to make a promise with my body, any posture is fine!"

Damn, who did these guys learn from, and they promised each other with their bodies. They don't even have a human appearance, and Xu Xian's pervert can't let go, so what!

"Shut up!"

I roared.

The world is quiet.

"I didn't say that you want money, I just tell you how difficult and expensive it is for you to become a monster! Did I say I want money? When did I say I want money? You guys, don't listen to the wind and the rain, always Want to make a big news, am I the kind of person who wants money? I brought you here because you have somehow evolved into monsters. You don’t understand anything, and you are easy to cause trouble. Let me just say , your master suddenly found out that you can talk and act like demons, what would be your first reaction? It must not be to have a good talk with you. So, I summoned you here to give you a An opportunity to unite and fight together. You have to stick together to survive, understand?"

All the monsters said sincerely, "I don't understand, Da Xian'er, don't you want to take over the mountain and become king? We can be your minions, it's all right."

"Just you?" I immediately made a group of ridicules, "What are you capable of being a minion? Do you know how much one plus one gets? What age is this? Even if you want to be a minion, you must be educated and knowledgeable, and go out If you can't even read a street sign, you won't buy a ticket for a bus, and you're a fart, you can be kidnapped in minutes if you are sent out to do some errands. Listen carefully, I will give you Find a place and arrange for you to learn knowledge and culture, and when you have learned it and passed the exam, come and be my minion."

A duck below raised his hand and spoke, "Da Xian'er, as monsters, shouldn't we learn witchcraft and sorcery, and then go out to make monsters? Why do we need to learn knowledge and culture? Do monsters need to be knowledgeable and cultured?"

"That's a good question!" I said, "I want to learn witchcraft. Are you literate? I'll give you a book, can you read it? Look at you, you are not tall, but you have high ideas. If you don't learn knowledge well Culture, let alone demon magic, it’s useless to give you a book of fairy spells that you can’t understand. But don’t be nervous, I am a very democratic person, and everything is voluntary. Tian, ​​if any of you are unwilling to participate in the study, you can raise your hand now, absolutely not forcing, absolutely not forcing!"

The duck who spoke just now raised its wings, "Da Xianer, I don't want to learn. I'm just a duck. It's useless to learn knowledge and culture. I can go."

"If you want to leave, it's no problem, come from freedom, it's good to get together and get away." I went to lift the duck's neck and brought it forward, "But since we want to leave, we have to settle the score first, as I said before , my soup is very expensive, you can't drink it for nothing, take the money, see that you don't have half a cent, and don't charge you more, I'll give you a discount, let's charge you 1 yuan .”

"I, I don't have any money. Didn't you just say that you don't want money?" The duck flapped its wings and struggled, "You are a fairy, so you can't count your words!"

"I mean what I say." I said confidently, "I said, you won't be charged if you become my minion, but if you are my minion, you have to study hard and make progress every day. If you don't want to study, then you don't have money." If you are qualified to be my minion, if you don’t, then there is no free treatment, right? You treat me like my soup and drink it for nothing, and then you can leave after patting your ass, it’s okay.”

"I don't have money, and I don't have any money if I kill me." The duck was playing a rascal by letting it go.Is this innate, or evolved after becoming a monster?No wonder Ah Hua taught them well.

"Then I have no choice but to kill you and sell it as a roast duck. At least we can recover some losses." I said regretfully, "One roast duck is not enough to sell, or we should kill all the ducks."

There are a lot of ducks down there, and they got anxious when they heard it, and shouted one after another: "Don't kill me, I love learning, I want to learn, if you want to kill it, kill it, it doesn't like learning..."

"Ah Huang, look at it for me. I'll go back and get the kitchen knife. I know how to kill ducks. Just wipe the knife on the neck and it's done."

I pretended to throw the duck to Ah Huang, but the duck fluttered its wings and hugged my arm tightly, "No, Da Xian'er, I was wrong, I know I was wrong, don't kill me, I will be fine Learn and improve every day."

Isn't it enough to be so knowledgeable early?

I threw it on the ground and said: "Listen up, go to study, you can't deal with it casually, there are weekly exams every week, monthly exams every month, and semester exams once every four months. Those who pass are all sold for money, I don’t need those who fail the exams, you can’t learn such a simple knowledge, so you don’t have the qualifications to be a monster!”

As I was talking, I saw Ah Hua waving at me from behind, so I hurried over.

As soon as he arrived, Ah Hua said: "It's done, let's arrange two monsters to go there and try."

I couldn't help being surprised: "It's so easy to get it done? Yes."

"You don't even look at who presided over the design. I, Ah Hua, have a thousand-year-old mage's inheritance. It's a trivial job." Ah Hua said triumphantly, "Of course, Xiao Xiao and Ah Fei are also Without the spells provided by them, it is impossible to design this orientation method."

I also didn't listen to Ah Hua bragging, "Where is the door? Let me see."

"It's in your backyard." Huang Xiaoxiao said, "We used the door of the barn in your backyard to make the design. If you don't input mana to activate it, it is an ordinary door. Entering it is a barn. Input mana to activate it. It is a directional door. Straight to the Demon Suppressing Tomb."

I couldn't help being a little upset when I heard it, "I can't put it anywhere, what are we doing with the door of our barn?"

Huang Fei explained: "We don't want to either. But to build this directional method with the help of earth veins, you need a sufficiently clear and strong earth energy vein, and your home is on the tail of the Qinglong earth energy, and the Qinglong earth energy was cut by you." After selling the first half, only the second half of Qinglong Earth Qi is the clearest and strongest in Dahongling, which is enough to support this directional method. It took several experiments before it succeeded. Don’t worry, as long as you don’t Input mana is excited, it is an ordinary door, there will be no problem."

"No problem? Now there is a big problem that can't be solved!"

Chapter 111 You Are the Principal

It doesn't really matter if the directional method is built in the backyard of my house. Anyway, it can't be opened without mana activation.

But the key question is, that door is in my backyard, how can I send the hundreds of new monsters there?

It's no wonder that such a mighty queuing past scared my mother so badly.

But let's wait until night, so many animals gather here, what if people in the village find out?Judging from the number at the scene, basically every family has poultry and livestock here, what should they do if they find them?Should I kill people to silence them, or treat monsters as ordinary animals and return them to others?

After hearing my question, Ah Hua laughed loudly, "I thought it was some kind of problem, it's a big deal, it's not easy to handle, see if there are two of them, they are yellow turban wrestlers, yellow turban Lishi has magic weapons, such as the map of the mountains and rivers of the Fantian Banner, if you roll it casually, you can easily sweep away 800 people."

Huang Xiaoxiao hurriedly said: "We have never heard of the magic weapon you mentioned, and neither of us has the ability to easily sweep people away."

Ah Hua, "..."

Sure enough, there is no reliable time for this critical moment.

However, when it said this, I was reminded of the painting with a large garden in it. It said that it was the warehouse where Huang Xiaoxiao and Huang Fei were stored. Could these monsters also be put in it?

I took out the painting and asked, "Can this thing put them all in?"

Huang Fei shook his head and said, "No, this is a special warehouse for yellow scarf wrestlers, only yellow scarf wrestlers can enter."

I doubted, "Then how can I get in?"

Huang Fei was just stunned, and then said cautiously: "Probably you are special."

Ah Hua couldn't wait to interject: "You just say that he is a heavenly ghost, he has no taboos, and he can go wherever he wants. Ye Lan, you can't use your heavenly ghost level to measure ordinary monsters. Even I can enter this sect." Not going."

As it spoke, it raised its paw and pressed on the painting, but it really couldn't get in.

Speaking of which, I couldn't get in at that time, and I got in because I was possessed by the ghost Mary.

I let Mary ghost out again and let it drill into the painting, trying to see if ghosts could also get in besides the yellow scarf wrestler.

But ghost Mary bumped into the painting, but passed through it directly.

It can't even get in.

Yo, that means I can only enter it when I am attached to it.

Is there anything special about this?

I got into Mary Ghost's body and got into the painting, well, I got in successfully!

I got out of Mary ghost again, tried to get out of the painting, and failed again.

Sure enough, when I was attached to Mary ghost, even if I was neither human nor ghost, even such a magical warehouse door couldn't tell what the two of us were, so naturally I wouldn't stop it.

I thought for a while, then attached to Mary Ghost again, came out of the painting, grabbed Ah Hua, and carried it back into the painting again.

in!

Ah Hua was surprised, looked at the world in the painting, and said in a daze, "Is this even okay?"

"Have you heard that sentence? Everything is possible." I was so refreshed, I patted Ahuat and taught it earnestly, "You are a monster, learn it hard, you are far away."

With this experience, I hurriedly let Huang Xiaoxiao and Huang Fei hold the painting, turned around and began to carry the monsters into the painting one by one.