Ah Hua also objected: "You are too perfunctory. What we want to sign is a spiritual lottery. If you don't study hard and write seriously, you want to sign a monster to death after getting a white note. You are a monster or a fool." Yes, or am I stupid?"

"It's almost enough, this is a proof!" I said, "The key restriction here is not the thunderbolt, but you, Hua, if it is disobedient at that time, you can eat it in a straightforward manner. How about it, this is a benefit I made for you, surprise or surprise, surprise or surprise?"

Ah Hua, "Uh, this, eat it, it doesn't look delicious..."

I looked at Ah Hua suspiciously, "You usually tell me to eat this and that, you are not pretending to be there, in fact, you dare not eat any of them."

Ah Hua immediately glared: "How is it possible? I'm almost tired of eating this kind of little monster. I only eat some Sun and Moon Essence to relieve my tiredness these years. I think it may not be very tasty."

"Then it's no problem, hurry up and sign." I urged Ari, "Don't say I won't give you a chance, you can choose whether to let A'hua eat it now, or to be eaten later if you violate the contract .”

Ari's tears were rolling in his eye sockets, "Is my future only to be eaten by Sister Ahua?"

"Be obedient, don't play those little tricks, or you won't be eaten by Ah Hua." I comforted it and said, "Otherwise, I'll sell you to Singularity or Blackstone Group? Oh, if it's like this You will definitely leak the things here, what should you do before you sell it? Erase your memory? Turn you into an idiot? Turn you..."

Ari quickly raised his paw and pressed a paw print on the white paper, "Don't think about it, I'd rather let Sister Ahua eat me with her head."

"Isn't that the end of it? Everyone is happy. It kills three birds with one stone. What kind of spiritual deed is there to sign? It's not hard enough." I triumphantly picked up the deed of prostitution and shook it at A'hua, "Did you see that? The difference between a human like me and a monster like you is that once the deed of prostitution is signed, Ahri will be mine, don’t let it do anything, even if it does something with it, it can’t say anything, this prostitution, Oh, I rely on..."

Before I could finish my words, a burst of fire suddenly burst out from the deed of prostitution, and it was completely burned up with a whimper.

"Who, who did it?" I couldn't help being furious, and stared at Ari, "Did you burn it? Well, you dare to burn the deed of prostitution, so Ah Hua will eat it now."

Ari hurriedly said: "It's not me, it's not me, I don't know how to perform spells like Samadhi True Fire."

A'hua also said: "It can't be it, the fire just now should be a kind of fire that is high in the sky... Damn, is this even okay?"

I was baffled, "What can it do? What is the sky-high fire? Just say who burned the deed."

"It's the way of heaven, it's nature, it's the balance of yin and yang." A'hua covered her eyes with her paws, looked up into the sky, and looked like a guilty peep, "It's the certification of the world standard system."

What a mess!

I didn't understand it, but it seemed that Ari understood it, and cried, "Why is this happening? It's just a white note, and there isn't even a rune requesting authentication. Why did you get a response? Why did you get a response?" In this way, I don't want to sell it to this guy who doesn't understand anything, I don't want to..."

It was crying with snot and tears, when it heard a bang in the sky, and there was a big thunder.

This thunderous noise was really unusual, the entire karst cave was trembling, stone chips on the four walls were falling down, and the newly recruited monsters, who were in full swing, were frightened, lying on the ground with their heads in their hands and screaming Call, this scene is catching up with the end of the world.

What's all this about?

Shout out, are you afraid of this?

Turning her head to look, Ah Hua stayed there like a statue, her mouth was so wide open that she didn't even know her tongue was coming out.

Look at Ari again, lying on the ground curled up into a ball, trembling so badly, while trembling, he muttered, "I was wrong, the little demon knew it was wrong, Daxian, please forgive me, from now on, the little demon will be loyal Serving you, you let me go east, I will never go west, you let me catch monsters, I will never chase dogs, you let me..."

I poked Ah Hua: "Hey, hey, wake up, what's going on?"

As soon as Ah Hua was stabbed by me, she jumped up, "Ah, I don't want to be with such a dangerous guy like you, I want to go back to Lao Liu, ah, I want to go home, I don't want to be with you You are together..."

It yelled, turned around and ran.

I quickly grabbed it, "Hey, why are you so nervous? Tell me quickly, what's going on? Don't you just want to go back to Lao Liu? No problem. I'll send you back tomorrow. Well, I'll tell him , You have horns on your head and claws on your stomach, you look too weird, I dare not keep them, there is a good reason for that.”

Ah Hua calmed down in an instant, "Don't, don't, I was distracted just now, that's not the truth, don't take it seriously. Are you asking what happened just now? It's very simple. , um, you can also understand it as the system of this world, let’s accept it, this white note of yours has functioned as a standard spirit contract, if Ari dares not to listen to you in the future, he will be split into eight by lightning If it’s fully cooked, it will definitely be eaten by me. Even if I don’t want to eat it, I will definitely eat it. This is so unreasonable, and the white note can also be used as a spiritual lottery. Are you God’s illegitimate child? Your father won’t It must be the God of Creation!"

This is all messed up, if my dad is the creator of the world, does he still need to work hard to earn money to support the family?

However, it is really strange that writing a white note can also be written as a spiritual lottery.

However, since my stomachache suddenly mutated into the new Superman Flash, this strange thing happened one after another, and this one is not bad. There will always be an explanation that can be explained in the future, right?

I am a person, besides being delicious, I also have a big heart. I never get into the horns of things that I don’t understand, so I said to Ah Hua: “Is this so exaggerated? I’m still God’s illegitimate child. God of the world. Our black-faced god said that if everything is unreasonable, the only remaining explanation is the most reasonable. I can become a spiritual contract by writing a white note, what does that mean?"

"What do you mean?" Ah Hua looked at me stupidly.

Chapter 1 There is nothing new under the sun

"This shows that signing a spirit contract doesn't need to be so complicated at all. If both parties agree, then there's no problem. It's drawing shading and drafting terms. It's definitely a man-made threshold for signing a spirit contract. We black Mian Shen said, now some people like to play like this the most. It is obviously not a very complicated thing, and they deliberately use the form of going around to make people confused to raise the threshold. When others see it, wow, they can’t see it. I understand, if you are very high-ranking, you must find a professional. Is it possible to find a professional for nothing? Of course it costs money. Who is this professional? Of course it is the person who made the terms and their relatives, friends, students, etc. That's right. So everyone just lay down and made money. This is also the same reason, a fellow who engages in a spiritual contract like you must think so. Think about it carefully, isn't that the reason?"

Ah Hua tilted her head and thought for a while and said: "Speaking of it, it makes sense. It turns out that signing a spirit contract is a technical job. Earlier, Tianling Palace had to witness the filing to take effect. Later, Tianling Palace was reorganized into an international spirit contract service company. , this formally recognized spiritual deed must be notarized by them, and the notarization fee must be charged, which is quite expensive. Many mages can't afford to accept spiritual pets. Could this be theirs? A conspiracy to make money? But if it is exposed, it will offend mages all over the world, is it worth it?"

I laughed and said, "Let's just say you monster has little knowledge. It's really not good if you don't go to school. Marx said that once there is an appropriate profit, capitalists will be bold. If there is a 50.00% profit, it will take risks; If there is a [-]% profit, it dares to trample on all the laws of the world; if there is a [-]% profit, it dares to commit any crime, even risking death by hanging! Let me ask you, this International Spirit Deed Service Company only accepts The notarization fee has to be soft, right? Besides, they must not only provide a notarization service, do they also provide suitable spiritual pets, do they also provide customized entrusted training of spiritual pets, and do they also provide spiritual pets? Pet medical service?"

Ah Hua nodded her head like a chick eating rice, "Yes, yes, do you know Lingqi Service Company?"

"I don't know, but now that's what pet sellers do. There's nothing new under the sun, so you can guess it with just a push." These ignorant and uneducated monsters are strong, and they have a sense of superiority, "The reason why this spiritual contract service company can grow so big and come up with so many tricks is because they have the core service of spiritual contract notarization, which is similar to QQ WeChat is the core service of Tencent. With this irreplaceable core service, it is very easy to expand the extension service. It is especially invincible. Didn’t I say you, if you have time to learn more cultural knowledge, at least capital Read it again, don’t lie on the roof every day and either sleep or eat, there is really no one who is as lazy as you.”

"Oh, oh, oh!" Ah Hua continued to nod, "It really is like this, I can't see it, Ye Lian, you are really amazing, you have summed up all these yourself? I have to study hard and improve every day, how about Let me also come to this monster school to study, let's invite more decent teachers, what do you think?"

Summed up by yourself?Just kidding, how can I, a high school student, have such a great ability? These are all messed up on the Internet, but it is enough to bluff a few monsters.

"That's right, you have to study hard like this." I patted A'hua's head, "But you guys, you have to start learning from elementary school knowledge, you have to eat food one bite at a time, and the road has to be taken step by step, tomorrow Let's go to the books first and let's go buy textbooks. Hey, hey, Ah Li, don't cry, go back and organize them to continue working, just let it be a thunder, as for the buttocks sticking out so high?"

Ahua explained: "Tianlei is the self-generated immune mechanism of the sun and the strongest. Strictly speaking, monsters are unnatural mutant species, which are under the prevention of the immune mechanism. Therefore, Tianlei has a special deterrent effect on monsters Damage bonus. Let's put it this way, a small thunder that strikes a person can only stiffen the hair to the extent that it can kill a little monster. The fear of thunder is engraved deep in the genes of all monsters. Therefore, the Heavenly Thunder Art practiced by a mage is the most difficult, but also the most powerful."

"There is no thunder now, what are you still doing lying there? Do you want to be lazy?" I kicked Ari, who was still on the ground, "Hurry up, or else, believe it or not, a thunderbolt will come down and kill you." Are you familiar with it?"

Ari jumped up, and rushed to the middle of the monsters in three steps at a time, kicking and scratching, "Get up, you slackers, hurry up and work, don't look at your virtue, you just became a monster, you have nothing to do!" Are you qualified to be struck by lightning? Hurry up and work..."

Thanks to Ahri's efforts, the scene quickly regained its enthusiasm.

As soon as I saw that I was no longer needed, I quickly took Ari home. As for Huang Xiaoxiao and Huang Fei, it was useless to follow me every day, so I just left them here as supervisors , lest Ari make any trouble.

When I got home, I leaned on the window and took a look in the room. It was pitch black, and my mother and sister were already asleep, so I went back to my room and told Ah Hua about Wang Defan and his gang.

"You caught such a large group of ghosts like this? Do they have IQ problems?" Ahua first expressed contempt for these evil ghosts, and then said, "Look at it this way, don't go to the Yadong ghosts Since this is one of the important nodes of the expressway, even if you wiped out Wang Defan and the others, Yadong Ghost Country will send others to carry out demolition in the future, unless you give up this place and find another school site."

"Where can I find another school site at this time?" I was a little worried, "But even if we go to Yadong Ghost Country, we don't know anyone, and we don't even have a clue about changing the direction of the expressway. What should I do?"

Ahua said: "I heard from Lao Liu that there is a broker in Haicheng who specializes in communicating with the Yadong Ghost Country. It is said that he can contact the high-level officials of the Yadong Ghost Country. Why don't you ask Lao Liu and go to Haicheng? Give it a try?"

There are still such brokers, the world is so big, there are so many surprises, my knowledge is still too little, why not go to a metropolis like Haicheng to see more during this holiday.

After making up my mind, I stayed at home for another night, and the next day I couldn't wait to take Ah Hua with me, called Huang Xiaoxiao and Huang Fei back, and went straight back to the county seat.

Chapter 121 Envy, Jealousy and Hate

Back in the county seat, I asked Huang Xiaoxiao and Huang Fei to go to the Xinhua Bookstore to read textbooks, and I went to Old Liu first.

When I went to the place, I saw that the door of the small shop was locked.

Why is this old Liu head running around in the store in broad daylight?

He quickly took out his cell phone and called him.

Old Liu answered quickly, "Hey, I'm in Haicheng to discuss business with someone, that's the one, I've already contacted Zhou Shengdong, and I plan to meet tomorrow."

I asked him, "Do you know the broker who is in contact with Yadong Guiguo?"

"I do know a little bit. Wait a minute..." Old Liu said a few words, then turned around suddenly, and spoke to someone on the other side of the microphone, "Do you know the broker from Yadong Ghost Country? I forget my old friends, maybe there is something wrong .”

I heard a shrill voice in the microphone say: "There are several firms that are officially listed, and there are more black markets that are not listed. It's not the same, and the price charged is also different, isn't it?"

Old Liu turned around and sent a message to ask me.

I said, "Those who can get in touch with high-level officials, um, those who have something to do with the construction of expressways will do."

Old Liu sent another message, and he said, "It's not easy to contact high-level officials. The construction of expressways is a hot topic. How many people want to take advantage of this opportunity? It's too late to contact now."

Old Liu still wanted to pass on a message, but I thought it would be too much effort, so I said, "Hey, don't pass it on, where are you in Haicheng? I'll find you, and if I have something to say in person, I just give you those two things. "

Old Liu head hurriedly said: "Cheng, Cheng, I'll be staying in Room 1501 of the Tianting Hotel for the next two days. When will you come over? I'll pick you up at the station."

"No, just tell me where the Tianting Hotel is."

I also plan to do other things, and I don't want to see Old Liu right away.

After getting the address of Tianting Hotel, I hung up the phone. After thinking about it, I called Liu Qiqi, "Hey, Liu Qi, let's go to Haicheng together and have the ring appraised."

"Next time you call my name with another seven characters, you see I can't strangle you to death!" Liu Qiqi said angrily, "We are lonely and widowed, and we are still two high school students. If you invite me to Haicheng, if word spreads , the black-faced god must not strangle you to death."

Damn, why just strangle me and not you? This kind of thing is consensual, okay? If you study well, you can do whatever you want!

Well, if you study well, you can really do whatever you want, and the black-faced god's mind that is biased towards the canyon of kings will definitely let me hook up with his favorite student, the apple of his eye, and kill me in minutes.

Although we are the newly promoted Superman Flash and know spells, I am still a little timid when it comes to the black-faced god.

"Then, then you give me the ring, and I will go by myself."

"That's a shame, are you still a man? Look at your bear, where are you? I'll go find you!"

In just over ten minutes, Liu Qiqi arrived, actually driving a small car!

Little red car, not much bigger than QQ, with a pair of ears on the roof!

Too childish, too childish!

I'm so envious and jealous, "Liu Qi... that Qi, if you're dissatisfied, just drive around. Be careful that the police uncle will arrest you."

"My ID card is already full, brother Qian, come and call me sister." Liu Qiqi showed me her driver's license triumphantly, the ring on her hand shone so beautifully in the sun, let alone This ring really suits her well. If it's not too valuable, it's okay to give it to her.

"So you are older than me." I looked at the driver's license seriously, and the ID card on it was indeed one year older than me.

"What does it mean to be older than you, can you speak?" Liu Qiqi glared at me, "It's called being older than you, I'm already an adult, and you are still a minor, obediently call me elder sister, elder sister here for you Oh, candy."

Do you need to be so happy to take advantage of me?

I said: "Don't talk about it, it's useless, give me the ring, and where is your uncle, please contact me."

"Why, I just want to ask for it back. You haven't bought me a mirror yet. If you want to go back, there's no way!" Liu Qiqi raised her wrist and touched the ring happily, "Let's go, let's go to the beach together. City, I will drive you there."

I was a little confused, "Don't tell me you're afraid of black faces, God knows?"

"Are you stupid? Just don't let him know? Why did I drive here? Isn't it because I'm afraid of bumping into acquaintances in the bus?" Liu Qiqi looked mentally retarded, "You said you Every day, what are you thinking about? Is it really necessary for the black-faced god? Could it be that you tell him after school starts, teacher, I asked Liu Qiqi to go to Haicheng to play, and I still live for a few days ? Do you want to die!"

I said unconvinced: "I didn't think so. Liu Qi, let me tell me, and I'm stupid and I'm in a hurry with you!"

"Okay, you're not stupid, you're just a little bit stupid, okay, get in the car, brother Qian!" Liu Qiqi opened the co-pilot's door and made a gesture of invitation.

"Sit down, pretend I'm afraid of you!"

I sat in the car, hey, don't talk about it, this car doesn't look big, but it's quite delicate inside, and it's quite comfortable to sit on.

Liu Qiqi said proudly, "Well, not bad, I stole it on purpose."

"Stolen? What do you mean, this is not your car." When I heard this, I couldn't help but feel a little terrified. As a high school student with a good sense of outlook, sitting in a stolen car, I feel very uncomfortable. If I'm caught by the police uncle, then I won't be the one to blame?

Liu Qiqi despised me: "Are you stupid? Whose car can I steal? This is my aunt's car. She usually drives another one, and this one is left in the garage. I don't dare to tell my dad. I went out to Haicheng with you, so I sneaked out. Hey, by the way, you really know how to read Feng Shui, can you catch ghosts? I have a best friend in Haicheng, and there is a house that is not very peaceful. You can help Let's see."

"Besides, I'm stupid and I'm in a hurry with you!" I glared at Liu Qiqi, "It's okay to have a look, but you have to charge money, it's not cheap, are you sure you want to let me see? There are many masters in Haicheng, can people trust me A high school student?"

Liu Qiqi said: "The mages in Haicheng are too dark to do things. Not to mention the expensive money, there are still problems with professional ethics. They always like to leave a tail when they do things, so that people can ask them later, so that they can get second money. Otherwise, why didn't my dad find a mage in Haicheng? Money is not a problem, the key is that this matter must be done beautifully, my best friend is not short of money, so you can just ask for it when the time comes."

Why does it feel like Liu Qiqi is cheating on her best friend?This Chinese good sister is obviously unreliable.

"Hey, let's go to Xinhua Bookstore first, I have two friends working there."

"Okay, sit still." Liu Qiqi responded, stepped on the accelerator, and the car rushed out after a boom.

This speed is too fast!

I couldn't help asking anxiously: "How long have you had your driver's license?"

"I just got it yesterday!"

I quickly put on my seat belt.

Chapter 122 Am I Really Beautiful?

Liu Qiqi's car is really not ordinary, the speed is slow for a while and fast for a while, 3 minutes to the brakes, 2 minutes to accelerate, fortunately I wear a seat belt, otherwise I will be smashed to the ground in this short time Can't flow.

I think, if she is really asked to drive to Haicheng, it may be difficult for the two of us to get there alive.

This girl is really courageous, she is not driving, she is completely playing with her life, and she is playing with our lives!

When she arrived at the door of the bookstore, she hit the curb once and scraped the safety post once while parking the car.

When I got out of the car, I felt that my legs were soft, and I felt the joy of surviving after a catastrophe.

I'm not afraid of death. It's too funny for a newly promoted Superman Flash to die in a car accident before saving the world. This is not a spoof novel.

Liu Qiqi was quite happy, got out of the car and said: "The feeling of driving on the road is different from that of driving school. It's really cool. After a while, we will get on the highway. Let's have a good time driving. My aunt said, don't underestimate her car. Going up to two hundred and two is not a problem, this time we have to see if she is bragging!"

"No, no, Liu Qi... Seventh Sister, Sister, I will call you Sister, Seventh Sister, let's take the bus later, I beg you, I still have to save my life to take the college entrance examination!"

"It seems that you can do well in the college entrance examination."

Damn, old iron, do you want to be so heartbroken?

"Anyway, I won't take your car anymore. Do you want to go together? If you want, I can take a bus. I'll take care of what happened. I won't make things difficult for you!"

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