Entertainment: Angry at the beginning of the blind date girl

"Do you have bird's nest and shark's fin? Take two cups to rinse your mouth!"

"By the way, one more dessert, preferably another Starbucks coffee."

"No? Just go and buy it for me! Is it worth your money or what?"

She ordered a lot of the most expensive food in one go, regardless of whether she could finish it.

The audience watching was dumbfounded.

"Damn it, is this woman reincarnated from starvation? Is it so edible?"

"Speechless, I'm not here for a blind date, I'm obviously here to eat and drink."

"I'm completely convinced. There are far more strange things in reality than you can imagine. If I meet this kind of woman on a blind date, I will turn around and leave without saying a word."

"The anchor has such a good temper. You can still sit here calmly when this short, black and ugly guy is so exaggerated. I am completely convinced!"

"Fuck, this bitch is so disgusting, I'd rather go on a blind date with a sow than see her!"

"Actors, all actors!"

"Anchor, if you have a close interaction with this short, black and ugly, I will reward you with a plane!"

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Chapter 103 Discrimination

"I'd rather pay back money than touch her!"

……

The audience complained all kinds of helplessness, this short, black and ugly is too dirty.

It's just ugly, and it's so weird, everyone has it these days.

Su Han just sat quietly.

Watching her pretend.

Soon, all the food was brought up.

The short, black and ugly person seemed to be reincarnated like a starving ghost. He put the whole piece of steak the size of a palm into his mouth and chewed it. Su Han didn't know how her mouth opened so wide.

While eating, she looked at Su Han vaguely and asked, "Why don't you eat?"

Su Han: "I'm not hungry, you can eat."

"Then I'm welcome."

Short Hei Chou didn't intend to be polite, he killed three big steaks and poured a whole bottle of red wine into his mouth.

belch……

A loud belch reeked of alcohol from her mouth.

Only then did the short, black and ugly paralyzed on the seat with a contented face, and started her question contentedly.

"What do you do, handsome?"

"How many people are there in the family?"

"Is it a local account?"

"Have you got your house and car ready?"

"I have a local registered permanent residence in the Demon City. You should know what that means, right? If you are with me, you can also become a local of the Demon City. This is a blessing that other dicks can't get in a few lifetimes!"

"In addition, how much do you get a month's salary? Too little is not enough. Although my requirements are very low, it is necessary to give me 2 yuan in pocket money a month."

"Like me now, the cosmetics I use are all imported from the United States. I use L'Oreal Paris, Chanel, Burberry, Gucci... and other luxury goods."

"These are things we women must use. After all, our most beautiful age is only ten years, so we must treat ourselves better. You men should also take care of your women and don't make us too hard. This way It will make us old fast."

"So, do you mind if I don't know how to do housework? Especially cooking and washing dishes is too harmful to our women's skin and hands. I don't want to be covered in oily smoke all day long. not good."

"Also, regarding the dowry gift, our family is also a local in Shanghai, so asking you for a dowry gift of 50 yuan is not too much, right? In any case, it must be matched with my identity. The real estate certificate before marriage is signed in my name, and the salary after marriage Let’s not talk about it, it’s all justified.”

"Okay, that's all my request, do you think you can accept it?"

"I am the one who distributes the keys, one for 3 yuan and three for 1 yuan, can you do it?"

After listening to her words, Su Han suddenly spoke.

"A key? Why should I have a key?" Short Heichou looked puzzled.

"Because you are not worthy!"

Su Han shook his head and said with a strong sarcasm.

When the audience in the live broadcast room heard Su Han's words, they burst out laughing in relief.

"Hahaha, do you match the keys? How many do you match? This meme is too 6, the anchor is really talented!"

"It's amazing my brother, the anchor's words almost pissed off this woman, hahaha I laughed so hard."

"Uh, Mengxin doesn't understand the meaning of this sentence, can someone explain it?"

"God Su means that you have made so many requests, do you deserve it? How many do you deserve!"

"Fuck, that's what it means, awesome!"

"You shouldn't be soft on this kind of slut, you have to slap her in the face hard, cheers, anchor!"

"God Su made a move, it really is a familiar move, a familiar formula, beat her!"

"Speaking of which, how about you deal with a weak woman like this? She just wants to pursue a stable and comfortable environment. What's wrong? You are still gloating here, it's really wicked. If I have the condition of being an anchor, I will definitely agree to everything. .”

"Damn it, a licking dog appeared upstairs! And he can still lick shit! Everyone, don't let him go!"

"Licking a dog will kill you, get out of the studio!"

"Lick the dog and eat shit! This woman is so ugly that you can still lick it. You are a real dog. Do you want to eat her shit?"

"Dog, licking dogs will die!"

"The taste of dog licking is really disgusting. I didn't expect Su Shen's live broadcast room to be mixed in by dog ​​licking."

"Hey, if it weren't for these dog-lickers, how could women be so ruthless nowadays? Dog-lickers are the biggest enemy of our straight men!"

……

Because a licking dog got mixed into the live broadcast room, it was completely boiled, and everyone was full of righteous indignation to attack the licking dog.

And this time.

"What do you mean by that? Are you playing with me?" Hei Chou's face suddenly turned cold when he heard Su Han's words, and the pockmarks on his face trembled, and all the pockmarks appeared.

She didn't expect that Su Han would dare to mock her.

No matter how stupid she was, she could still hear the sarcasm contained in Su Han's words.

"Hehe, I really don't know where your sense of superiority comes from. The locals in the magic city are very awesome? Unfortunately, I am also a local registered permanent residence in the magic city, so your sense of superiority is not worth mentioning to me." Su Han laughed.

"Don't think that you are superior to others because you are from Shanghai, and don't think that people in other cities except Shanghai are refugees. Everyone was born in this country, and everyone is an equal citizen of the Dragon Kingdom. You want to find them geographically. The sense of superiority can only be said to be uneducated! What I hate the most is the kind of regional black! If there are no low-level citizens from other cities to help us build the city, the magic city will be far from the prosperity it is today. Don’t you understand this truth? "

Su Han's words made Short Heichou's face turn red immediately, it was the anger from embarrassment after being educated.

What's more, Su Han's words were well-founded, and she couldn't find a suitable reason to refute them for a while.

However, she is not an easy boss, and immediately launched a counterattack: "People are different! Like me, I was born in a wealthy family, but I was raised and spoiled since childhood, and I am also the only child in the family. I think What’s wrong with finding someone with good conditions for yourself? I don’t want to wrong myself. What’s wrong? You still haven’t said what kind of job you do, how much money you make a month, whether you have a house or a car, hurry up and be yourself Let me introduce, I’m still in a hurry, there are many men lining up outside who want to go on a blind date with me, hehe, those poor dicks dream of marrying a woman with a registered permanent residence in the magic city, and they want to reach the sky in one step.”

The words were filled with a strong sense of superiority. After all, she still felt that she was superior to others because she was a member of the Demon City.

In the eyes of people like them, except for the magic city, people in other cities in the Dragon Kingdom are refugees, and they are not as noble as them.

There are people like this everywhere.

It is generally the capital of major provinces, and a chain of discrimination has been formed.

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Chapter 104 Poisonous Chicken Soup

Locals in the capital discriminate against people from outside the country, locals in provincial capitals discriminate against people in other cities, and people in cities discriminate against people in counties and rural areas.

And rich provinces discriminate against people in poor provinces.

Anyway, human is a kind of creature who likes to find a sense of superiority. As long as he has a higher status than other people, a better life, and more money, he will have an inexplicable sense of superiority.

"I'm working in property management now. My monthly salary is more than [-]. I have a house and a car, and I have a local registered permanent residence in Shanghai. Are you satisfied with these conditions?"

Su Han made up an identity casually, he wanted to see what other tricks this short, black and ugly could play.

"Oh? I didn't expect your conditions to be so good?" Heichou's eyes lit up when he heard Su Han's conditions, and his eyes shone with greed.

It's like finding a treasure.

"Very well, you have passed the level of material conditions, and now there is the last level. If you can do it, then I can consider trying it with you."

While short and ugly, he made one last request.

"Tell me." Su Han said expressionlessly, he was already numb to this kind of woman, no matter what she asked, he couldn't make him feel the slightest emotion.

"I don't want to have children!"

Short ugly black categorically made the last request.

"Because I'm afraid of pain! I heard from my friends that they have to be pregnant for nine months to have a baby. They have a big belly and it's inconvenient to go anywhere. They can't eat anything delicious. They suffer from toothache every day. It's scary to think about it." .”

"The most fatal thing is that I will gain weight when I am pregnant, and my stomach will become very big. If the child is difficult to give birth, I will suffer so much. Even if I can give birth to a child, my stomach will become swollen. I can't maintain such a perfect figure, I don't want to become ugly and fat."

"Besides, if we really have a child, I don't want to take care of the child. It's too troublesome. I have to feed him with diapers on the nursing bed, and I have to wait for the shit and urine every day. I will go crazy. I just want to be free. How good would it be to spend time traveling around the world?"

"To sum up, there are so many disadvantages after pregnancy, I don't want to have a baby!"

Shorty Ugly Hei's words made all the audience stunned.

"It means that I spent a lot of money to marry an ancestor like you and go home. I eat and serve you, and you still don't give me a child to carry on the family?"

"Eat my flowers, live in mine, and I won't even get a cub in the end. Why do I need you?"

"It's too much, it's too much! I've never seen such a brazen woman!"

"Fuck it, there are strange flowers every year, especially this year, where did this species come from?"

"This is not marrying a wife, this is inviting the uncle! Please the ancestors! Inviting such an uncle home, I will lose at least 10 years of my life. Where is the dog licking just now? Come out, this is the goddess you want, Come and promise her!"

"What's the matter if you don't have children? Women who don't have children grow old slowly. Isn't that good? They are really a group of straight men who make a lot of fuss. They still want to pass on the family line with the idea of ​​a feudal society. I don't want to raise children. How nice would it be for two people to live in a sweet world? This is called the DINK clan, you dicks know what the hell!"

"Go to Nima's Dink tribe, if everyone in the world thinks like you idiots, then we humans would have been extinct long ago!"

"That's right, the future of mankind is children. A group of moths only want to lie on people's bodies to suck blood, and they don't want to do something meaningful to society! People without children will never experience the kind of blood that is thicker than blood." Shui's family affection, I will never experience the sense of accomplishment of raising one's own children to be the pillars of the country!"

"You asked so many questions, I just want to ask you one thing, are you a virgin?"

Su Han said lightly.

"Virgin? What do these requirements have to do with me being a virgin? Do you still require me to be a virgin? You are too much! Is this something a man can say?"

Heichou jumped up and screamed loudly when he heard Su Han's words, like a cat that stepped on its tail.

"If you're not a virgin, why do you make so many demands?"

Su Han smiled disdainfully.

boom!

The short ugly black slammed the table and stood up like a shrew, with his hips on his hips and said loudly: "You are discriminating against women! What's wrong with not being a virgin? Who else is a virgin now? These days you still propose Are you kidding me with such an excessive request?"

"Also, what do I mean by asking too much? Aren't women asking for these things from you men now? Cars and houses are just the basics, and you have to love your wife and love your wife. I don't know how to wash dishes and cook. You can hire a babysitter, how easy it is!"

"As for not having a child, I don't think this request is too much. If you really want a child, then we can adopt one, and then throw it to your parents, okay?"

Short Chou Hei has arranged everything for the life she wants, as if she has planned for a long time, and she seems to be saying this to everyone.

Because of her loud voice, even the other diners and waiters in the restaurant couldn't help but look towards her, looking like they were watching a good show.

Sensing the eyes of everyone, the short ugly black not only did not restrain himself at all, but became more confident.

"Today we will let everyone judge. I am a woman, and I am willing to marry you. Is it too much to ask? You can marry such a good woman like me with a little money. I tell you that you can marry me with a lantern." Hard to find!"

"Don't think that you can do whatever you want if you have some looks and some money. In this era, we women rule the world. You men have to give in to our women. This is called gentleman spirit, which was passed down from Westerners!"

"Do you know why our Dragon Kingdom is still a developing country? It's because you men are not up to date and have no skills! No one is rich, and no foreign men are romantic and considerate. They are all a bunch of straight dicks, and they don't even have the slightest sense of the world!"

"You only think that you can get a woman's body and heart without paying anything. Let me tell you, it's beautiful! We women are now independent and confident, and we don't have to act according to your men's faces, and you men are talented You should listen to us women, or you will be a scumbag!"

Hearing her words, some female diners around nodded in agreement.