Three Kingdoms: before lying flat, dragging Zhao Yun to defect to Cao

"That's it? What kind of tumbler is this?"

Xi Zhicai couldn't help complaining.

That alcoholic Guo Jia likes to drink, as long as he doesn't drink for a day, he will feel uncomfortable to death.

"Actually, it was fine to drink millet wine a few days ago, but an hour ago, Military Master Feng Xiao suddenly took out a jug from his arms...0"

"Afterwards, he took a few sips and passed out."

"At that time, he was still drunk, saying that he was Guo Tu's father, Guo Tu's grandfather, and Guo Tu's ancestor!"

Xiahou Dun deserves to be the "Two Masters of Cao Ying" who is as famous as Cao Ren. He vividly described to everyone the grand occasion of Guo Jia's drunken madness.

"Oh my god!"

Then who is Guo Tu?Why did Military Master Feng Xiao hate him so deeply? "

Several Cao Ying generals who didn't know much about current affairs and political affairs asked curiously.

"Guo Tu is Feng Xiao's cousin, but he is a direct descendant of the Guo family in Yingchuan."

"Before this person even wrote a letter asking Feng Xiao to join Yuan Shao, but because of Chang Ping, Feng Xiao didn't succeed in the end."

Xi Zhicai explained to everyone.

Hearing this, the generals of Cao Ying couldn't help but suddenly realized.

Immediately, they looked at Tong Fei with admiration:

"As expected of Mr. Changping, yyds!"

Under Tong Fei's exaggeration, several Cao Ying generals also learned a lot of modern words of Blue Star in the 21st century.

At this time, he used these learned words without hesitation to praise Tong Fei.

"I'm a little curious. The drink that Feng Xiao drinks is Erguotou, right?"

Tong Fei shook his head helplessly.

As Guo Jia's "boss", Tong Fei naturally knew what kind of virtue this guy was.

When working as a part-time worker before, with Guo Jia's sneaky temperament, he must have secretly worked a lot of Erguotou and hid them.

but……

but……

Those Erguotou have not yet formed and have not been diluted, a batch with a high degree!

Not to mention Guo Jia who has been drinking low-alcohol rice wine, even if Tong Fei came to drink it by himself, he would probably pass out after drinking too much.

Cough cough, of course, it is impossible for Master Tong to become drunk.

Guo Jia is just a drunkard, obviously not.But he had to try to die.

Unformed Erguotou with good prescription is not for everyone.

Concerned about Guo Jia's safety, Tong Fei and Xi Zhicai hurried to the camp.

Before I arrived, I heard a sound of cursing from the inside out.

"I tell you, I am the best in the world! Let me go!"

"As long as I, Guo Fengxiao, make a plan, it will be stronger than a hundred thousand heavenly soldiers and generals!"

"Don't tell me that people like Fengji, Shenpei, and Xu You are all local chickens and dogs!"

"Tong Fei? When Grandpa and I have achieved great cultivation, rub him on the ground with Xi Zhicai and Xun Wenruo!"

Tong Fei: "..."

Xi Zhicai: "..."

Xun Yu, who was the chief steward of Cao Ying in the Eastern Commandery: "...Ah Choo!"

"Zhicai, can you bear this?"

Tong Fei turned to Xi Zhicai and asked.

"Chang Ping, what do you think of this?"

Xi Zhicai is a man of action, and he was already gearing up when he spoke.

The two looked at each other, and suddenly opened the curtain of the tent.

I saw Guo Jia was exposing his body like a white chicken, dancing in the tent.

"Come on! Keep playing music, keep dancing!"

He was obviously the only idiot in the entire camp, but at this time, he created the atmosphere of a large-scale disco scene.

Tong Fei: "..."

[The co-author, Guo Fengxiao, went drunk and robbed everyone of his lines? 】

Xi Zhi just saw this hot-eyed scene, and was at a loss for a while.

"Huh? Where did the two of you come from in 5.1?"

"Is it difficult for you to want to dance too?"

Guo Jia's red eyes fixed on Tong Fei and Xi Zhicai.

"Dance? Dance, your brother-in-law, dance!"

"Do you think you are Uchiha Guo Jia or Guo Fengxiao who can dance disco?"

"boom!"

An iron fist the size of a sandbag came crashing down.

Although Xi Zhicai didn't know what Bundi and Uchiha were, seeing Guo Jia being beaten, he rushed forward without hesitation out of a sense of justice.

After being punched, Guo Jia's drunkenness dissipated in an instant, and in a trance, he saw Tong Fei beating him, and Xi Zhicai was running towards him.

Subconsciously, Guo Jia shouted:

"Zhicai, save me!"

"boom!"

An iron fist that was more ruthless than Tong Fei came down.

"You kid just want to rub me on the ground?"

"Then... isn't that too much to drink?"

"Then how do you remember what you said?"

Guo Jia: "..."

……

After a long time, when Guo Jia's whole body was swollen, Xi Zhicai and Tong Fei finally stopped their fists.

"Did you drink Erguotou secretly?"

"I……"

Guo Jia scratched his head in embarrassment.

When he was making wine before, he secretly tasted Erguotou, but he almost passed out after one sip.

Later, because of his fear of death, he secretly hid some Erguotou with him.

A few days ago, I didn't dare to drink for fear of making a mistake. Today, after receiving the news that Cao Cao's army is about to arrive at the rendezvous, I began to completely let myself go.

In the end, he still had too high a view on his fighting power, and passed out after just a few mouthfuls.

Tong Fei shook his head helplessly after listening.

As long as there are two taels of peanuts, Guo will not be so drunk.

Fortunately, I didn't pour the whole pot directly.

Otherwise, with the unformed and undiluted original Erguotou concentration, if you drink a pot of cattle, you have to send Guo Jia away directly.

……

PS: The wonderful plot is coming soon.

Chapter 78 Chen Liuwei's house, the whole Cao Ying was bewitched?

"You said you boy, what should I say about you?"

Tong Fei patted Guo Jia's shoulder dumbfounded.

The world of an alcoholic is indeed beyond comprehension by normal people.

He is willing to pay any price in order to drink the wine of his dreams.

"Oh, please stop, I'm just greedy..."

"Then after you go back, is it okay for you to continue making wine for me?"

"Actually, it's not impossible..."

Unknowingly, Guo Jia has fallen in love with the sacred and great profession of wine making.

To some extent, swimming in the ocean of wine fragrance was originally the life he longed for.

Nowadays, since there is an opportunity to realize life, why not do it?

"Go, go, if your kid is still working with me, let alone Erguotou, even Sanguotou can be stolen by you."

Tong Fei scolded with a smile.

Hearing what Tong Fei said, Guo Jia also scratched his head in embarrassment.

The fact is true, when he sees good wine, he basically can't walk.

Just like today, after a strong psychological struggle, I still couldn't help but take a few more mouthfuls of the original Erguotou.

I have to say that even though he was so drunk, Guo Jia still couldn't stop thinking about the taste of the wine.

"Mr. Changping, Mr. Zhicai, Mr. Fengxiao, my lord is looking for you to discuss matters."

At this moment, a voice sounded outside the tent.

Tong Fei took a closer look, and it turned out that Dian Wei came with Cao Cao's order.

"Uh, sir, what are you...?"

Dian Wei suddenly saw Guo Jia's swollen appearance, Xi Zhicai and Tong Fei were still very close to him, and they froze suddenly.

"Could it be that the gentlemen are playing some shady game? Did I... disturb them?"

"Oh my god, these gentlemen are all figures who will win thousands of miles, should I be given by them..."

Not knowing what Dian Wei was thinking, Xi Zhicai saw that his expression was not right, and walked up to him and patted Dian Wei on the shoulder to comfort him:

"General Dian, you should pay attention to the balance between work and rest in daily battles, and pay more attention to your body."

Dian Wei: "...!!!"

Pay more attention to your body, this shit doesn't sound right no matter how it sounds!

All right, why should you pay more attention to your body?

In the end, Dian Wei didn't know how he led the three of them out of the camp.

In short, when he was fighting fierce tigers before, he never felt that it would be as difficult as it is now.

The palms and backs of the hands are all sweaty, for fear of encountering accidents in the tent.

Tong Fei, Guo Jia, and Xi Zhicai did not expect that the scene in the tent just now would cause such a psychological shadow on Dian Wei, a 20-year-old man.

The three of them just thought that Dian Wei hadn't had a good rest recently.

In line with the principle of humanitarianism, the three of them comforted him constantly along the way.

Cao Cao, Zhao Yun, Yu Jin, Xiahou Dun and others are sitting together in the big tent of the military camp at the moment.

Seeing the three of Tong Fei coming, they quickly gave up their seats.

"Hey, Feng Xiao is...?"