The corner of Mu Feifei's mouth twitched.
Isn't this the words in the Tomb Raider novel?
Jun Ruyu seems to have seen a lot.
They are all learned and used.
Jun Ruyu said again: "When entering the ancient tomb, first light a candle in the southeast corner before opening the coffin. If the candle goes out, you must exit quickly and do not take anything. A contract with the dead. A thousand-year inheritance, no exceptions!"
The rest of the people stared wide-eyed.
Unexpectedly, what Jun Ruyu said seemed to be true.
Mu Feifei was speechless.
I also know these things.
Hey!
Let him pretend.
Master Mana asked, "But, do we have any candles?"
Everyone couldn't help looking at Jun Ruyu, their eyes full of expectation.
Jun Ruyu answered decisively: "No!"
sweat!
Everyone fainted.
"But I have this..." Jun Ruyu took out a small box from her bosom.
Everyone looked closely.
There are three big characters vaguely written on the box: Yellow Crane Tower!
Everyone's expression suddenly petrified.
Master Zhencai was speechless: "I thought you could come up with something good, but it turned out to be a pack of cigarettes."
Jun Ruyu smiled and said, "I bought it at a cigarette shop in the small town... borrow a fire."
Master Zhencai looked confused: "How can I have fire?"
"Stop talking nonsense." Jun Ruyu rushed up, reached out and fumbled for Master Zhencai's monk robe.
Snapped!
One thing dropped from Master Mana.
Everyone looked down and saw that it was also a cigarette box.
There are two words written on it.
"Hua Zi?" Mu Feifei was speechless.
These days, everyone smokes good cigarettes.
Jun Ruyu took the lighter and lit five of them in one go.
He picked up one in his mouth, handed another one to Master Zhencai, and then looked at Mu Feifei: "Little brother, would you like one?"
Mu Feifei: "...No need."
Jun Ruyu smiled, put three cigarettes up in the southeast corner of the coffin, and muttered: "Others use candles, but today I use the Yellow Crane Tower and use three at a time, the effect should be the same."
Just as he stood up the cigarette, Master Zhencai next to him sneezed.
After a while, all three cigarettes went out.
Crowd: ...
Jun Ruyu cast a sideways glance at Master Zhencai: "Is it to dismantle the stage?"
Master Zhencai: "I didn't mean to."
Jun Ruyu sighed: "If the candle goes out, you need to quit quickly and don't take anything."
Master Zhencai: "Where are we going to retreat?"
Jun Ruyu was stunned: "That's true!"
He threw away all the cigarettes, clapped his hands, and said, "Open the coffin directly."
Mu Feifei was shocked by Jun Ruyu's flamboyant manipulation.
"Are you tormenting yourself for a long time, just to make time?" He complained silently.
At this time, Jun Ruyu had already pressed her hand on the coffin lid.
Suddenly, a sharp sound sounded.
In such a dead environment, it seemed very abrupt.
There is mainly a coffin next to it.
This movement is too weird.
Jun Ruyu was so frightened that she hurriedly jumped back two feet away, with a look of shock on her face: "Who is calling?"
The voice continued: "Little sister, sit on the bow of the boat, and brother walks on the shore, loving and loving, swinging the rope!"
Jun Ruyu: "Damn it, this zongzi can still sing popular songs?"
Master Zhencai said embarrassingly, "It was my phone that rang."
Although the mobile phone has no signal, other functions can still be used.
Jun Ruyu: "Are you sick, what alarm rings in the middle of the night?"
"Snack time." Master Zhencai was still smoking, puffing out clouds, humming along with the music: "Sister, sit on the bow of the boat, brother, I'll take a sip..."
Gu Qiu couldn't help it anymore: "Zhencai, turn off the music now, you have great strength, come and open the coffin."
Master Zhencai pinched the cigarette butt, turned off the music, and came to the coffin.
"Let you all see my methods!" Master Zhencai shouted: "God Tathagata...my god!"
He jumped up in fright.
Because at this time there was another voice.
That is the suona sound that is often played when funerals happen in the countryside!
Appearing at this moment is simply weird to the extreme.
Everyone's expressions changed.
At this moment, Jun Ruyu said apologetically, "I'm sorry, this is my phone's ringtone."
Master Zhencai scolded: "Xiao Yuyu, are you sick, who would use this music as an alarm for normal people?"
Jun Ruyu: "You know what a fart, I can't make an ordinary alarm, but this suona can make me get up immediately."
Crowd: ...
That's for sure!
The hairs are standing on end, not to mention getting people out of bed.
Master Zhencai stopped talking nonsense with him.
With one move of Tathagata God's Palm, the coffin lid was directly pushed away.
Then, Master Mana is also operated by God.
After pushing, he turned around and ran away, without looking at what was in the coffin.
It has to be said that the sense of crisis is very strong.
At this moment, smoke and dust rose from the coffin.
Everyone scattered.
Minutes passed by.
They were still standing there, without any further action.
Mu Feifei asked: "What are you waiting for?"
Jun Ruyu: "Yes, what are you waiting for?"
Gu Qiu was speechless: "Wait, is there anything crawling out of it?"
Master Zhencai spat: "It's all useless wood. If you touch Captain Jin, the patriarch will be so angry that he will lift the coffin board and let me have a look!"
Chapter 415 is used as a brick, and everyone who is a professional shooter is relieved when they hear it.
"Master mighty!"
"Master Gao Yi!"
"Master is really our role model!"
Jun Ruyu raised her fist, and as soon as she called out "Brave Zhencai", she was stared back by Master Zhencai.
Master Zhencai slowly moved to the coffin.
He's not a fool either, so he won't be reckless to fight back.
He just glanced into the coffin lightly with his eyes.
Jun Ruyu: "What's the matter? Are there any zongzi?"
Master Zhencai secretly took a first look, a second look...
"Fuck, it's kind of dark in here." He muttered.
Mu Feifei: "Use a mobile phone to illuminate!"
Master Zhencai patted his bald head and said, "Why didn't you think of it when you drilled the dog hole just now?"
He took out his phone from his robe.
Mu Feifei took a look.
Good guy, it's still an old machine.
Master Zhencai explained: "Military use, waterproof and drop-proof, can be used as a brick in a crisis."
Suddenly, a black figure suddenly sat up in the coffin.
As soon as Master Zhencai raised his phone, he met Heiying's eyes.
The faint light of the mobile phone shone directly into the hollow eye sockets of the other party.
It looked very creepy.
"Oh my god!" Master Zhencai yelled in fright: "Brother Zongzi!"
Immediately afterwards, everyone screamed in fright.
Sitting in the coffin was a mummy wearing armor.
Without further ado, Master Zhencai took a picture of the mummy's head with his mobile phone.
boom!
The movement sounded great.
Everyone was shocked.
This really works as a brick.
However, the skeleton's skull was fine and still shiny.
On the contrary, Master Zhencai's phone was completely shattered.
"This is for military use, it's fall-proof!" Master Zhencai turned around and ran away in fright.
Jun Ruyu was speechless: "You bought a counterfeit phone. I told you to buy a special one for Phelps. It is also a counterfeit phone. Their quality is better."
The mummy stood up from the coffin. Although the battle armor was covered with a lot of dust, it was still very powerful.
Master Zhencai said with emotion: "This buddy was also a decent person before his death."
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