Horror Games: My Tips Are Scarier Than Games

what's the situation?

"Dangdang!"

Suddenly, the window popped open automatically.

A gust of cold wind blows into the room.

Following the cold wind, an erratic figure appeared outside the window.

With the light of the room, one can see clearly that there is a pale person outside.

Ghost appeared!

Still a ghost that can fly in the air!

He stared fiercely at the room, and let out a "woo woo woo..." cry.

Look at Li Yiyan again...

He didn't even move, completely intoxicated by the TV.

The audience was dumbfounded!

What the hell!

Is the gourd baby so pretty?

"Gourd baby, gourd baby, on a vine..."

At this time, the ending song sounded.

Then the TV flickered and snowflakes appeared.

"Hey..."

Li Yiyan hurried up and shook the TV.

"Woooooooo..."

The ghost outside the window yelled again.

But Li Yiyan didn't even look at each other at all.

"Hey..."

Ok!

She's now on TV.

"Fuck!"

Suddenly, a picture appeared on the TV.

In the picture is a wasteland with a well in the center.

When the audience saw this picture, they were all stunned.

Almost anyone who has watched a horror movie will immediately think of a ghost - Sadako!

Sure enough, Sadako with disheveled hair crawled out of the well.

Li Yiyan looked at her, then turned to look at the howling ghost outside the window.

Then, she made an unexpected move.

"Hey..."

Li Yiyan yelled, then stretched, turned around and came to the bed.

"Pfft!"

Lying on the bed, Li Yiyan also fell asleep!

After a long time of effort, Sadako, who finally crawled out from the TV, was stunned.

The ghost who shouted outside the window until his voice was hoarse was also stunned.

What the hell!

This is too disrespectful to ghosts!

The audience is also dumbfounded!

what happened?

Gu Yi can distinguish illusions, so can Li Yiyan also.

The station chief almost flipped the table.

Damn, what the hell are you sleeping on!

Can you live stream well?

How does this allow us to popularize horror games!

Could it be that people are told to sleep when they see ghosts?

"Crack!"

At this time, cracks appeared on the walls of the room.

Then, blood dripped from the wall.

But Li Yiyan didn't even have enough time to turn over, she slept like a heavy sleeper.

The ghost outside the window is embarrassed!

Sadako is embarrassed!

Even the fucking room is embarrassing!

Why is this?

It can only be said that they don't know much about the transformation of Gu Yi's house!

After Li Yiyan was transformed into a puppet.

Gu Yi has always been dissatisfied (mainly dissatisfied with absolute reason).

Later, with emotional consent.

Absolute rationality gave Li Yiyan a complete transformation.

Uh……

In fact, Gu Yi can restore Li Yiyan to a normal person, and even give her the ability to speak.

But Absolute Sensibility not only did not do this, but also changed her to be extremely abnormal.

See Li Yiyan's spirit!

That's right!

That was set very low on purpose.

In this way, Li Yiyan can avoid thinking wildly.

In other words, without complex thinking, illusions are useless to her.

To make a metaphor, Gu Yi is omniscient, while Li Yiyan is completely ignorant.

For an ignorant person, looking at an illusion is tantamount to having nothing.

That's why Li Yiyan felt bored, so she just lay down and fell asleep.

In short, there is nothing to see here.

"It seems that our adventurer player has also seen through the illusion, so let's turn the camera to other people!"

Seeing Li Yiyan sleeping sweetly in front of the two ghosts, the host could only say helplessly.

There is no way, the director urgently called a stop, only to change the camera again.

Good guy!

This time, I came to Brother Ni's room.

Same layout, same horror atmosphere.

In Er Ge Ni's room, green venom was bubbling everywhere at this moment.

But Brother Ni was unmoved.

He was sitting on the sofa, holding a roll of Jin Ping Mei, watching with relish.

Uh……

Second brother, don't you study Chunqiu?

"Woooooooo..."

There was a howling sound, and the window was opened directly.

Then, a ghost head came in from the window, staring at Second Brother Ni.

Second brother Ni jumped in fright, and hurriedly stuffed the book into his crotch.

Then, he stroked his beard in a serious manner: "Guan is reading Spring and Autumn, and I have some impressions!"

The ghost head that came in was dazed.

What are you reading about me?

"Woooooooo..."

It couldn't help howling.

Brother Ni nodded: "I knew it, you understand me, come on, let me tell you what I feel!"

Guitou was even more confused.

what's the situation?

At this time, shouldn't you fight with me for three hundred rounds?

Unexpectedly, before it could figure it out, Second Brother Ni stretched out his hand and carried the ghost head into the room.

"the river is long and tempestuous, it was like a hero……"

"In other words, the general trend of the world, the long-term division must be united, and the long-term must be divided..."

Then, Brother Ni talked about... Romance of the Three Kingdoms.

The ghost was completely dumbfounded!

Nima!

I'm here to scare you, you talk about philosophy with me.

Is this really good?

But obviously, it has never heard of Romance of the Three Kingdoms.

Ah!

When Brother Ni officially started his lecture, he became obsessed!

It has to be said that Chinese traditional culture is very attractive.

In particular, Brother Ni told the story in person.

"On that day, my eldest brother Xuande and I fell in love at first sight, and immediately cut off the chicken's head, burned the yellow paper, and worshiped him."

"From now on, he is my eldest brother, and I am his second brother..."

???

Guitou had a black question mark on his face, feeling that the relationship was a bit messy.

But it doesn't matter, the content is still very exciting.

Even the weird room was completely quiet.

Silently listening to the second brother bragging.

"You don't know, Yuan Shao laughed at Guan at that time, hum, how could he know how powerful Guan is?"

"It's still Cao Cao who knows people and wants to give me a cup of celebration wine."