My Pokémon is really trying too hard Author: No matter how young you are

【Pokémon, Pokemon, Pokémon】

"Damn it, you obviously only want to be a bastard, but how did you become a champion?"

"By the way... don't do push-ups and sit-ups on the podium! The platform is about to collapse, please leave the king!"

"Hey! Happy bastard, why are you banging your head on the steps, don't roll any more, you're already fat enough!"

"Geng Gui! Don't practice hypnotism on the audience, everyone is asleep!"

"..."

On the podium of the World Pokémon Championships, Jiang Xiao clenched his fists and secretly hated it. It all started with getting that damned system.

Super roll king system, there is no most roll, only more roll!

===Chapter 1: Reborn in the Pokémon World===

In the middle of the night, in the morgue of a tertiary hospital in China,

The two nurses put down the white body bags in their hands, and then talked curiously,

"It looks so young, and it's still a post-00."

"How did you die?"

"I heard from the driver of the ambulance that it seems that he died of a myocardial infarction due to staying up late and working overtime for a long time. No, half an hour ago, he was still working on the plan in the company."

The nurse glanced at the phone and said in surprise:

"It's already 2 o'clock in the morning, are you still working overtime?"

"Yeah." The young nurse tried to nod her head, empathizing with her, "It's really an evil introversion."

.......

In the darkness where you can't see your fingers, a little starlight suddenly shines.

"I... where am I?"

"Didn't I die suddenly while working overtime?"

Jiang Xiao looked at the darkness in confusion, a little at a loss.

He only felt that the space around him was extremely narrow, and he couldn't even turn over, but the strange thing was that even though he was dead, he could still feel the existence of his body, with hands, feet, and even a clear consciousness.

suddenly,

Dazzling light burst out in the darkness, and some strange people were speaking faintly.

Jiang Xiao was picked up and lifted up by the mysterious power, his eyes trembled slightly, and he tried his best to open them and take a look at the world in the light.

hospital maternity,

Miss Joy placed the newborn baby beside her mother, and comforted her:

"It's all right, Ms. Lin Qiuyu, your baby is very healthy."

"Thank you, thank you very much, Miss Joy."

The woman lying in the delivery room looked weak, and when she saw her child, she stretched out her arms with difficulty and hugged him in her arms.

"Baby~" The woman shook her arms dotingly, showing a smile, "Don't be afraid, mom is here~"

"Happy egg, use the healing wave." Miss Joy on the side directed the Pokémon.

"Happy~!"

After putting down the operating tray, Happy Egg opened her pink hands, and a gentle energy enveloped the dependent mother and child in the delivery room. Jiang Xiao, who was embraced by his mother, also slowly opened his eyes under the envelope of this force .

At this time, there was a rush of footsteps outside the delivery room, and a rough man with a beard pushed open the door, rushed to the bed and hugged the mother and child on the delivery bed, shouting:

"Honey! Thank you for your hard work!"

"Is this our baby? It looks exactly the same as when I was a child!"

The woman rolled her eyes speechlessly. She seemed to have gotten used to her husband's thick nerves, and then threw a red and white elf ball on the ground.

"Boo Gu Li~"

The chubby fat man puffed out his cheeks, looked at the man angrily, and then grabbed his head, followed by a series of slaps, the man who hit him ran away with his head in his arms.

"Oh, oh! Don't hit my wife, I was wrong, can't I be wrong?"

"Fatty, stop."

"Boooooo!"

Fat Ding waved his little pink fist at the man.

"Mr. Jiang Zhenghao, please don't yell in the delivery room. Ms. Lin Qiuyu urgently needs a quiet environment to rest after giving birth. Also, don't rub your beard on the baby's face. The baby's skin is too tender. You'll scratch him like this."

Miss Joy put her hands on her hips, complaining and preaching to Jiang Zhenghao, wanting him to be a qualified father.

"Sorry, sorry!" The man bent over and scratched his head with a silly smile, "It's my first time having a baby, so I don't have much experience."

"..."

The woman on the delivery bed gave her husband a blank look, then swung her arms dotingly, as if she was coaxing her baby to sleep.

In his mother's arms, Jiang Xiao stared straight at the happy egg that was releasing healing fluctuations with wide-eyed eyes.

Elf: Happy Egg (Level 21)

Potential: D-

gender: female

Attributes: General

Features: Heart of Healing (can heal the abnormal state of the companions participating in the battle, but cannot restore themselves)

Carrying props: none

Genetic Skills: Healing Bells, Aromatherapy

Basic skills: slap, bark, tail wag, refresh, chain slap, egg laying, healing wave

Skill Professor: None

Skill CD: Repay Gratitude, Hold

Remarks: A Pokémon full of love in its heart, it is said that only the auspicious eggs that communicate with the trainer can evolve.

Although Jiang Xiao can't speak now, his consciousness is extremely clear. Isn't this pink and white guy with a white egg on his stomach the happy egg known as the "God's Egg" in the Pokémon world? !

I crossed?

Wait, this outfit, this look...it's Miss Joy!

On the delivery bed, Jiang Xiao moved his neck slightly, and he saw the nurse at the door who was scolding his father. The pink double ponytails and the cross hat are the standard equipment of the Joey family!

And this guy, Fatty!

"Boo Gu Li~"

As if he noticed Jiang Xiao's gaze, Fat Ding waved his small hand towards Jiang Xiao on the delivery bed, showing a sweet and greasy smile in a friendly manner.

"Be good, baby~ Mom is here~" The woman hummed a nursery rhyme, her face was full of happiness, Jiang Xiao raised his head slightly, looking at the woman who was indulging in the joy of being a mother, he couldn't help sighing.

I was an orphan in my previous life, and successfully got into a well-known university in China through work-study programs, but the good times didn’t last long. I died suddenly while working overtime just after I started working in society. I have never experienced fatherly and motherly love.

He nestled in his mother's arms, listening to his mother's nursery rhymes, and gradually fell asleep.

But at this moment, an extremely loud voice broke the peaceful atmosphere.

"Son! Your father, I have already decided what name to give you! What about the name Jiang Xiao!"

"Hahaha~! Am I a naming genius!"

Jiang Xiao, who was a little drowsy, was immediately awakened by the man's yelling, and at the same time subconsciously cried, crying "Wah-wah-wah".

"Is this man who tried to stab me to death with his beard my father?"

Jiang Xiao felt depressed, he didn't mean to cry, it was because his father's beard touched his face, and it hurt.

"Jiang Zhenghao! Go to hell with me!"

The mother who was lying on the delivery bed had a big "well" on her forehead, and then punched the man flying away.

"Boooooo!"

Fat Ding bumped his head against Jiang Zhenghao's abdomen with his bulging cheeks, and a series of slaps followed. The corners of Miss Joy's mouth twitched, and she held her forehead helplessly.

What's the matter with this family!

"Happy~?"

Happy Egg scratched his head with his small hand, and looked at the messy delivery room. It silently walked aside and picked up the surgical tray that fell on the ground.

"Fatty! Use tile splitting!" The woman stretched out her finger, gritting her silver teeth viciously regardless of Miss Joey's obstruction.

"No way? Why do you still use split tiles? Wouldn't this kill people?"

Jiang Xiao's right eyelid twitched. He didn't want to be a single-parent family when he was born.

But when she saw her clenched fists, the old mother who looked like a tigress immediately froze. She shrank her neck subconsciously, not daring to speak, and the sound of crying faded away.

"Wife..." The man who was pushed to the ground by Fat Ding stretched out his hand for help, "Wife, I was wrong, next time I won't dare to stick my beard on our son again!"

"And next time?" The woman frowned, "Fatty! Use Sacrificial Charge!"

boom!

A big hole was smashed into the wall of the delivery room of the hospital, and the dust immediately filled the air.

"Is this my parents? Why do you look so unreliable?"

Jiang Xiao expressed that he was panicked.

===Chapter 2: I don’t want to go to primary school===

eight years later,

Dragon Kingdom, Tianwu City,

"Hiss~!"

In the back mountain of the gymnasium in Tianwu City, a huge King Yan with a wingspan of more than two meters landed steadily on the canopy of the tree. On its back, a handsome boy with sword eyebrows and star-eyed eyes climbed down cautiously and crouched on the treetop. on the branches.

The little boy carrying a schoolbag is none other than 8-year-old Jiang Xiao.

In the past eight years, he grew up healthy and healthy under the meticulous care of his parents, but due to the constraints of the elf alliance, even if he is the son of Jiang Zhenghao, the head of the Taoist gym in Tianwu City, he has to go to elementary school when he is 8 years old.

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Different from the world of the previous life, there are only three levels of schools in the Pokémon world, namely "elementary school", "middle school", and "university".

2 years of elementary school, 3 years of middle school, and 3 years of university. That is to say, children in the Pokémon World will take the unified college entrance examination at the age of 13. Before that, they have to learn the basic theory of Pokémon in school. Knowledge.

Such as "Pokémon League Illustrated Book", "Pokémon Attribute Restraint", "Pokémon Cultivation and Life Habits", "Pokémon Battle Common Sense"... There are many and complicated things to learn.

For a Pokémon fan in the previous life, Jiang Xiao had already memorized these things by heart when he was born, so let him go to elementary school now?

Impossible, and I don't want to kill him!

"Kah~?"

In the woods, the huge leave king raised his head suspiciously, and his eyes widened when he saw the little boy hiding among the branches.

"Shh~" Jiang Xiao put his fingers against his lips, shaking his head slightly, "Don't tell my mother."

"Crack! Crack~!"

Asking for leave Wang nodded his head vigorously twice, then turned sideways and closed his eyes, pretending to be asleep.

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