Martial arts: the salted fish swordsman who lives in the same blessing

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"Heh, little friend is greedy." Wu Yazi couldn't help but chuckled when he heard Su Mu's plan, put down his teacup and nodded:

"When those people come again, don't forget to inform the old man."

With that said, he stretched himself:

"The old man has been trapped by injuries for decades, and his hands are very itchy. These people just let the old man loosen his muscles and bones."

"Oh, we must inform Mr. Wu Yazi when the time comes." Su Mu looked at Wu Yazi who was eager to try, and nodded with a smile.

"Well, the old man is gone." After Wu Yazi nodded in satisfaction, he immediately turned into a puff of green smoke and returned to his room.

"Alas..." Seeing this, Su Mu sighed depressedly:

"Although I have the lightness kung fu at the level of a grand master, I'm not a grand master after all, and I can't exert my full power. I'm so depressed..."

With that said, he shook his head, got up and went back to his room.

......

The next morning.

Early this morning, Dongfang Bubai went crazy for some reason, suddenly said that he wanted to go back to retreat and practice, and then left in a hurry.

And Zhu Wushi and An Yunshan didn't say hello, they left in a hurry with their own ghosts.

Su Mu has nothing to do, he is planning to let Huang Rong cook a delicious meal for Lian Xing and others.

But as soon as he walked out of the door and came to the small courtyard, he suddenly smelled an extremely pungent smell!

"What kind of strange smell is this?!" Su Mu held his nose and took a few steps back, then shouted loudly:

"Big mouth, what happened? Why is there such a big strange smell?"

"Oh my god!" It happened that Lao Bai also came to the small courtyard at this time, and he was immediately recoiled by the smell in the small courtyard.

He tightly covered his mouth and nose, and said falteringly:

"Xiao Su, what's going on here? Why is there such a bad smell?"

"I don't know either." Su Mu shook his head, stepped a little, turned into an afterimage and ran to the front hall of the inn.

"Huh..." The smell here is finally much less.

But even so, the guests who came for breakfast also complained:

"Why is there a strange smell in here?"

"Yeah, I can't even eat because of the smell."

"What's wrong?" Tong Xiangyu, who was putting on makeup, also heard the movement downstairs, and ran down in a hurry.

But as soon as she asked, she immediately smelled a strange smell, quickly covered her nose, frowned and said:

"Where does this strange smell come from?"

"I don't know." Lao Bai shook his head and pointed to the backyard of the inn:

"When I went to fetch water in the backyard just now, I suddenly smelled a pungent smell, and I don't know what happened."

"Backyard?" Tong Xiangyu was taken aback, then turned to look at Su Mu:

"Xiao Su, do you know what happened on 5.8?"

"How would I know?" Su Mu took a sip of wine depressedly, and after suppressing the unpleasant smell, he said helplessly:

"I was planning to come out for breakfast just now, when I suddenly smelled this smell.

But I didn't smell it until I walked to the courtyard.

Obviously, this smell does not come from my small building.

Probably it came from the kitchen or Xiaobei and Dazui's room. "

"Uh..." Lao Bai was taken aback when he heard the words, and guessed:

"Isn't this the smell of Big Mouth's feet?"

"What are you talking about?!" Lao Bai's voice just settled down, and the big mouth with two pieces of cloth stuffed in his nose came in, and he gave Lao Bai a look:

"No matter how stinky my feet are, they won't stink up the whole courtyard!"

As he spoke, he pointed to the small courtyard and said angrily:

"That smell is all produced by a scholar!

I don't know what's wrong with the scholar's brain.

In the past two days, he always brought the guests' leftover meals back to his room for storage.

Now, those meals are moldy and smelly! ".

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"Scholar?" Su Mu was taken aback, suddenly remembered a certain plot in the original work, and immediately understood it.

Then he covered his nose and frowned:

"Let's go, let's go to the scholar's room and throw away those rotten food.

Otherwise, there would be no way to live in this inn! "

"Do you still dare to go to the backyard?" Dazui's face suddenly turned pale, and he pointed to his nose stuffed with cloth strips and said:

"I just stuffed my nose and almost passed out from the smoke. If I go in again, I'm afraid I will be smoked to death!"

The higher the martial arts, the more sensitive the five senses are.

Therefore, the big mouth at this time is more unbearable than the taste in the original work.

He almost ran out just now.

"Forget it, you wait here, I'll go." After Su Mu waved his hand, he immediately performed the turtle's breath exercise, turning the external breath into internal breath.

Then he tiptoed lightly.Like a flying fairy, he flew to Dazui's room.

"Squeak..." As soon as he opened the door, he saw a scholar with a cloth strip stuffed in his nose reading a book with relish.

"Hoo... Puff!" Seeing this, Su Mu pointed at the scholar without any hesitation.

Afterwards, he hurried out with the two big buckets of food that smelled bad.

"Oh my god!!!" As soon as Su Mu came to the front hall, Lao Bai screamed and ran away holding his nose!

The smell in the front hall of the inn just now was just bad.

But after the two wooden barrels of Su Muti came in, the smell immediately made people unable to breathe!

"Ugh!!!" The diners who were eating retched immediately after smelling the smell, turned around and ran out of the inn without hesitation.

A few people were even more exaggerated, and ran out frantically while shouting "Killed 25 killed...".

"Money! Money! You haven't paid yet!" At first, Tong Xiangyu couldn't bear the smell, but when she saw those guests running away, she became anxious immediately, and wanted to chase after them regardless of the smell.

"Xiangyu! Don't worry about the meal money." Laobai held Tong Xiangyu, holding his nose, pointing to the two wooden barrels in Su Mu's hand and said:

"If we don't dispose of these two barrels, our inn won't be able to do business!"

"Ah! What kind of strange smell is this?!" It happened that Huang Rong came down from the stairs at this time, and was immediately suffocated by the smell and sat down on the stairs.

Afterwards, she hurriedly covered her mouth and nose, stepped back to the second floor, glared at Su Mu and said:

"What tricks are you playing, big villain?"

Huang Rong was frightened by Su Mu, so after smelling this smell, her first reaction was: Su Mu was playing tricks on her again.

"This matter has nothing to do with me." After Su Mu shrugged, he suddenly showed a smirk:

"But the next thing is about me."

"Huh?!" Huang Rong suddenly had an ominous premonition in her heart, she turned around and ran away without hesitation!

But her movements were too slow.

"Hoo..." I saw Su Mu lightly waved his fingers, and a drop of stinky water in the bucket was wrapped in a burst of energy, and it splashed on Huang Rong's shoulder in the blink of an eye!

"!!!" Huang Rong couldn't stand the smell.

Now that the more intense smell is close at hand, she can't help it!

"Hey..." She ran to the sewer outside the inn as fast as she could, and bent down:

"vomit......"

"..." Everyone looked at Su Mu with strange eyes.

They couldn't figure it out, how could Su Mu be willing to trick Huang Rong, a beautiful woman?

"What are you looking at me for?" Su Mu was a little uncomfortable being looked at by everyone, and after rolling his eyes, he raised two big wooden barrels:

"If you don't get rid of these two barrels, I'll pour it on you."

"No!" Everyone shook their heads in unison.

In the end, Lao Bai stood up:

"I'm going to pour it out."

As he spoke, he forced himself to hold his breath, grabbed the barrel, and ran away as fast as he could!

He has high martial arts skills and can hold his breath, but those people on the street have suffered!

"Oh my god, what does this taste like?!"

"Ouch! Which little bastard is cooking Xiang?!"

"Ugh..." In the blink of an eye, all the people on the street vomited beside the sewer, and the scene was extremely spectacular.

"What a crime!" Tong Xiangyu patted his forehead helplessly after seeing this scene.

Then she suddenly remembered the culprit, and waved her hand angrily:

"Let's go, let's find the scholar together!

I want to ask him what kind of heart he has, why he poisoned us! "

After finishing speaking, she walked towards the backyard angrily.

And Da Zui stood behind him, giving him momentum like a bodyguard.

When they came to Xiucai's room, they saw Xiucai staring straight at a book without moving.

"You still have the face to read?!" Tong Xiangyu became even angrier after seeing this scene, snatched the scholar's book, pinched his waist and asked:

"Scholar! Let me ask you, why did you poison us?!"

"..." After the scholar moved his eyes, he didn't answer.

He has already been acupointed, how can he speak?

But Tong Xiangyu misunderstood, and gave Xiucai a hard look:

"It's against you, how dare you ignore it!"

As he spoke, Tong Xiangyu looked around.

From that look, she was looking for something to show off.

"Ahem!" Seeing this, Su Mu quickly coughed twice, explaining to the scholar:

"Sister Xiangyu, this matter really cannot be blamed on a scholar.

Just now when I came in, I tapped his heavy acupuncture point, but forgot to unlock it. "

As he said that, he tapped Xiucai's body a few times, unlocking the acupuncture points for him.

"Huh..." Xiucai suddenly let out a sigh of relief.