Song Beiyun

Fo Baonu stuttered a little when she was nervous, she followed Song Gou's words and thought about it carefully, it seemed that it was indeed what he said, and she was actually a little dirty in her heart.

What is this kind of filth? We are adults so we don’t need to explain it. Anyway, she doesn’t object to being taken advantage of by this bastard in front of her. She is even a little complacent. This kind of back and forth made her feel that she wanted to refuse and welcome.

"Miss Sister, I think you are cuter after becoming the emperor than before." Xiao Song naturally shook Fo Baonu's hand: "You were very annoying before."

"Nonsense, I haven't changed."

"It's just that you didn't realize it." Xiao Song said with a smile: "After becoming the emperor, you seem to be more shameless. Before, you still wanted some face, but now you don't want any face at all."

"Nonsense..." Fo Baonu didn't bow his head, but just quietly looked out of the window: "Maybe it's because of the wonderful words, she always tells me about you, and over time I feel that you... are very familiar. "

"what?"

Xiao Song suddenly pushed Fo Baonu onto the blanket, but she didn't struggle, but just stared at Xiao Song with panic in her eyes.

"So it's okay if you're familiar with it?" Song Gou leaned forward and was very close to Fo Baonu: "So His Majesty is actually itchy, right? He doesn't even care who it is. Song Beiyun can do it, and Zhang Beiyun can do it too."

"Nonsense!" Fo Baonu's eyes widened suddenly, and he slapped Song Beiyun's face forcefully: "You think I'm such a frivolous person?"

Xiao Song rubbed his face, ouched, and then said with a smile, "So only Song Beiyun can?"

"Huh... huh? No, no, no!"

After subconsciously responding, Fo Baonu shook his head.Only then did I realize that I had actually fallen into this guy's words and stumbled.In the end, she didn't struggle anymore, but just stared fiercely at the dog man in front of her.

"Your Majesty, the difference between your upper and lower limits is a bit big." Xiao Song kissed Emperor Liao lightly on the side of his face, and then pulled her up: "Sometimes, you can even beat Song Beiyun, but sometimes It’s not okay to jump around like a little lamb, you have to be consistent, otherwise you will lose the majesty of the emperor.”

"Did you kiss me just now?" Fo Baonu covered his face and looked at Song Gou in disbelief: "You..."

"Kiss." Xiao Song exerted strength on his hand, and Fo Baonu hugged him: "I still hugged you. How is your majesty?"

Fo Baonu lowered his head and didn't move. He just sat on Song Gou's lap. In order to maintain his center of gravity, he had to hold his shoulder with his hands.

"Put me down..."

"Do you want to know the subtleties of Liao's military and political affairs? What are the points that are different from Song's."

"No, I don't want to ask you..."

Fo Baonu turned his head away: "You are not sincere in helping me."

"Really not?"

"do not want!"

"Forget it if you don't want it." Xiao Song laughed: "You used to chase after me to ask, but now you don't want it, so forget it."

"You..." Fo Baonu turned his head and stared at Song Gou: "Do you think it's fun to bully me?"

Xiao Song suddenly locked her waist forcefully: "Then you said that if someone finds His Majesty the Emperor of Liao Kingdom sitting on the lap of Song Kingdom's envoy, what will the people of the world think? I don't care, Song Beiyun, the street has already stink, But Buddha Baonu in Liao Kingdom is different."

"You! Let go!"

"That can't be done, Your Majesty." Xiao Song laughed: "I told you not to follow, if you insist on coming, then you will have food delivered to your door tonight. I, Song Dog, are greedy for money and lustful, but now I can It’s also good to try the taste of Little Huya, it’s still Little Huya in a dragon robe.”

Fo Baonu's body trembled a little, I don't know if it was because of fear or nervousness, but Xiao Song could clearly feel her body temperature rising, this feeling was quite interesting.

"Ready?" Xiao Song leaned into her ear and said, "It may hurt a little later, but it will be fine soon."

"Hmm..." Fo Baonu lowered his head and responded softly.

But Xiao Song suddenly laughed: "Just kidding, I dare not touch His Majesty the Emperor of the Liao Kingdom. When I leave for Chang'an tomorrow morning, I will hand over a written document to His Majesty as a reference for the military and political reform of the Liao Kingdom." .”

Fo Baonu was startled, and suddenly felt mixed feelings in his heart, followed by shame and anger: "Are you playing tricks on me?"

"No." Xiao Song shook his head and said, "I just held back."

Fo Baonu didn't know whether to laugh or cry, he grabbed Xiao Song's hair and shook it back and forth: "You bastard! You bastard! You bastard!!!!"

After finishing speaking, she blushed and stomped her feet, turned around and left the room.

Early the next morning, the Song, Liao, and Xia missions reorganized and set off for Chang'an. The Liao emperor mixed in with the mission as if he were not an emperor, but the carriage was the one sent by Song Dog.

Xiao Song came to the carriage when no one was paying attention, and the guards naturally stopped him.

"It's just a visit to a friend." Xiao Song arched his hands and said, "Please accommodate me."

The guards didn't bother to talk to him, after all, the person sitting inside is His Majesty, who would dare to let anyone in randomly?

But not long after, the curtains of the carriage opened slightly, and a hand was stretched out to beckon.

The guard next to him immediately turned sideways to let Xiao Song go, and he boarded the carriage two or three times, opened the curtain and walked in.

Fo Baonu looked at him with an uneasy face, but turned his head sideways and snorted.

"Your Majesty is angry?" Xiao Song sat next to her, and took advantage of the opportunity to hold her hand: "Don't, shouldn't you praise me for being a gentleman?"

Fo Baonu snorted but didn't answer, and Song Beiyun took out a plan-like thing from the small satchel beside him and handed it to Fo Baonu: "It's finished, here you are."

"If you don't let go, how can I pick it up?"

Xiao Song quickly smiled and let go of Fo Baonu's hand. She glanced at Song Gou reproachfully, then picked up the plan and read it.

After a while, the convoy started to start, and Xiao Song naturally stopped going, sitting in the two carriages with Fo Baonu.

"What are you doing here? Get out."

"That's impossible, I still have to serve His Majesty the Emperor of the Liao Kingdom." Xiao Song leaned on the frame of the carriage, slowly swaying with the rhythm of the vehicle: "The military and political affairs of the Liao Kingdom are obviously different from those of the Song Dynasty. The majesty is not enough, and the control is not enough to control the overall situation. What does your Majesty know about the Liao Kingdom?"

"Well, you said."

"Kiss."

"Love to talk or not to talk."

"Okay, okay..." Xiao Song sighed: "Your Majesty is really...cute. The problems in the Liao Kingdom are actually the discord between the old nobles and the new nobles, the conflict between the North and the South, and the conflict between the Khitans and the Han."

"Why?"

Fo Baonu turned his head and asked, but quickly pecked Song Gou on the face after speaking.

"You're a pro? You're a chicken eating rice." Xiao Song shook his head and said, "I have no experience after all. It's like this. I wrote all the questions here. Go back and see for yourself."

Fo Baonu stared at the dog with wide eyes: "You didn't tell me just to lie to me?"

"It can't be said to be a lie, after all, in this kind of thing, a fly can't lay a seamless egg, and a slap can't make a sound." Xiao Song spread his hands and said with a smile: "I just saw that some people were scratching their hearts, and hit them with one blow." Who can be blamed?"

Fo Baonu then beat Song Gou on the back, but Xiao Song was not afraid at all, he just put his hand on her body and leaned on her shoulder: "Your Majesty, I am wronged, last night I wrote for Your Majesty all night. , let me take a rest."

"Go back to your place and sleep."

"That won't work, it's comfortable. Your Majesty still smells good. Well, good night, Your Majesty."

After talking about Song Gou, he really fell asleep here, and the sound of breathing became deep after a while, and Fo Baonu raised his hand to hit him, but after thinking about it, he put his hand down and sighed softly. Let this dog sleep soundly on his body.

"What a crime."

Fo Baonu heaved a long sigh, then slightly opened the curtain to look at the scenery outside, but his heart flew to the city of Chang'an, which was full of belief in the dog's mouth.

Chapter 549, three years on August 8, Qingyou came from it, which cannot be cut off.

Fo Baonu looked through all the things that Song Beiyun gave her, sorting out all the problems in the Liao Kingdom, but did not come up with any solutions.

She was a little displeased, but then she thought about it, there is actually someone in the world who can sort out these things in such an orderly manner, what is this if he is not a capable minister?Zhao Xing is incompetent, but he has a courtier like Guan Zhongleyi and Jiang Ziya.

Thinking of herself again, she felt that she was smart, courageous, and decisive, but she was surrounded by a bunch of poor and rich people, hating the injustice of the sky...

Thinking of this, and looking at Song Gou who was sleeping peacefully beside him, she became more and more unhappy, raised her hand and slapped him on the ass.

"What's wrong with you!"

Song Beiyun bounced up like lightning, and looked at Fo Baonu with black eyes: "You have to torment me when I sleep?"

"Tell me." Fo Baonu threw the report on his lap: "Why do you only ask questions but not solve them?"

Song Beiyun rubbed his face, yawned, looked down at the report and then at Fobaonu: "Your Majesty, being romantic is not a crime, is it?"

"Huh? What I'm asking is why you didn't explain it to me!"

"You have finished listening." Xiao Song grabbed His Majesty Liao Emperor's little hand smoothly: "We are so sneaky, if someone finds out, it will be an anecdote at most, but it will be a joke or even a story if it is left in the annals of history." It doesn't matter whether you are a man or a woman, after all, it's absurd and full of fun. Whether it's the friendship between gentlemen or Long Yang, these are small details that don't matter."

While kneading Fo Baonu's little finger, he looked up at her and said, "But if I advise you, the nature of the matter will be different. Who are you? You are the emperor of the Liao Kingdom. Who am I?" ?I am a courtier of Song State. My courtiers of Song State gave you the emperor of Liao State the policy of strengthening the country. At a small level, it is ungrateful, eating east and west. At a large scale, it is traitorous, treacherous and innocent. History books How to remember me, I dare not think about it. Your Majesty, can you think about it for me a little bit?"

"Then you can come directly to Liao Kingdom." Fo Baonu said indifferently: "What you did in Song Kingdom, Liao Kingdom can do the same, and you can get a flowery and jade-like emperor for nothing."

"Your Majesty's words are weird." Xiao Song smiled and shook his head: "In fact, Xiao Huya understands in his heart, no matter what choice I make, as long as I go to Liao Kingdom, my lineage will be abolished. If you are smart, use seven points and leave three points for your children and grandchildren, you can't do this desperate business."

Fo Baonu sighed, "I know."

"You've known it for a long time, but you just don't recognize it." Xiao Song reached out and rubbed Fo Baonu's earlobe: "How about acting in a play with me?"

"What drama?"

"Northern Song Dynasty, Yunmi met Buddha Baonu, suspected of betraying Da Song. Then you give me some gifts, and I will accept them, and I will be summoned by you overnight."

"What did I summon you for?"

"Then whatever you want, you can do whatever you want, if you really can't bear it, we can also do some happy things that adults do." Xiao Song laughed and leaned on the backrest: "But if your majesty has one, but the lord trouble."

"Go away." Fo Baonu rolled his eyes: "Then you have to do something for me."

"Tell me." Xiao Song shook his head silently: "I knew you wouldn't promise me unconditionally, so tell me what you want me to do."

"Let Guanyinnu conceive a child after returning home."

Song Beiyun's eyes widened: "You're crazy! That's your own sister!"

"I know." Fo Baonu's tone was low: "It is because of my own sister that I can be trusted. I don't worry about other people doing this. I thought you would finish this soon, but who knew you were too Disappointing."

"No, Your Majesty. The thing is like this. I'm not a breeder. Everyone in the world says I'm lustful. I admit it, but it's only a few when I'm full. It's not as good as Yan Shu's so-called Qingliu who go to the brothel." Xiao Song said quite innocently: "Did you misunderstand me? Besides, I'm not interested in Guanyin Nu, just the little girl. To be honest, I'm more interested in the little girl's sister. "

Fo Baonu tilted his head, wanted to laugh but held back abruptly, and waited for a long time before turning around and saying, "Okay, it's up to you whether you dare or not."

"Don't provoke me, men can't provoke, I'm a provocative man who will try all kinds of tricks."

"Last night, I didn't refuse." Little Huya tapped Song Gou's head with a fan: "You missed your chance."

"No more chance?"

Fo Baonu's eyes lightly drifted to the side: "Look at my mood."

Xiao Song yawned, stretched out his hand to adjust the posture of Little Huya beside her, and then lay on her stomach like this: "I will continue to sleep."

"Don't push yourself too hard." Fo Baonu hurriedly sat up and pushed his head aside: "How decent is Cheng!"

Xiao Song didn't bother to talk to her, fell asleep quickly again, and didn't wake up until it was dark outside.

At this time, Fo Baonu no longer knew where he had gone, leaving only Song Beiyun in the carriage, and he felt uncomfortable everywhere after he got up.

So he staggered and jumped out of the carriage. The guard next to him glanced at him, but he didn't dare to control him.Not for other reasons, because this person smells like His Majesty.

Who dares to think about royal matters, everyone in the Liao Kingdom knows about His Majesty's babbling, these rough guys also joked with each other in private, saying that His Majesty might be good.

But now this person rides with His Majesty all the way, and there is still a smell of His Majesty on his body. No one knows what he did in it, but... I think it will be something comfortable.

"What are you looking at?" Song Beiyun glanced at the soldiers: "You don't want your head?"

Several guards quickly turned their heads and stopped looking at this side, while Xiao Song staggered into the temporary station. The Song Guo Mission was looking for Song Beiyun everywhere, and saw him walking in in a daze. The members of the mission quickly crowded up and asked for a while.

Xiao Song waved his hand, saying that he didn't need to care.

And when he passed the Liao Kingdom Mission, everyone in the mission looked at him in astonishment, and then looked at Fo Baonu, who was surrounded by the crowd and was eating.

Not for other reasons, just because these two people have the same smell, very strong...

Liaohuang is very fragrant, this is something that everyone knows, she can't smell it herself, but she can smell it as long as she gets close, this is Liaohuang's innate ability, and it is precisely because of this talent that she creates momentum It is said that Buddha Baonu is a heavenly man, so he has a strange fragrance.

But now this strange fragrance...appeared on the envoy of the Song Dynasty. You must know that this level is not something that can be absorbed by simply drinking tea in a room. This is clearly a skin-to-skin relationship.

Fo Baonu frowned slightly: "What are you looking at me for?"

Everyone shook their heads, lowered their heads guiltily and continued to eat. Fo Baonu felt puzzled, but still couldn't help giving Song Beiyun a vicious look, but the dog gave him a wink, which was quite annoying.

"Master Song..."

"Huh?" When Song Beiyun was having dinner, he thought that the envoy of the Song Kingdom had come over and whispered, "Just now you have a letter from Jinling, but you are not here. The letter is already in your room."

Xiao Song snorted, "Why were you looking at me so strangely just now?"

"Master Song doesn't know?"

"Know what?"

The envoy looked distressed, looked left and right for a while and then whispered: "My lord is full of the smell of Emperor Liao."

"Emperor Liao? What Emperor Liao, I don't know what Emperor Liao is."