Invincible starts from fooling the old man and cultivating immortals

Zhong Gufei is also good-tempered, and his tone is normal, not very angry.

"Big girl???"

When the old lady heard it, she seemed to have said something, her face was straight down, and she was instantly unhappy.

Chapter 76 Just went to practice

"Who are you talking about as a big sister, who is your big sister! Do you know how to respect the elderly?"

"Also, there is something I didn't want to mention at first. You are a young man, you are not ashamed to come to our seniors tour group!"

The old lady is aggressive and has a loud voice, which is comparable to those who buy vegetables in the market.

For a moment, all the people in the car looked at them.

The young lady tour guide on the bus was very embarrassed and hurriedly comforted the old lady.

Advise her not to be angry, and say to change her seat immediately.

On the other hand, Zhong Gufei was speechless.

I am exactly 80 this year, and judging from the list of elderly people in the whole car, I am obviously the oldest one.

I said she is a big girl, there is nothing wrong with her!

Why is she so angry.

For this reason, Zhong Gufei took out the supporting documents.

"Big sister, we are reasonable in everything, so don't be so aggressive when you speak.

You see, this is a certificate issued by the police station, social security, hospital and other departments, confirming that the person on the ID card is indeed me.

According to the date of birth on the ID card, I am exactly 80 years old this year.

Therefore, there is nothing wrong with me calling you a big sister. "

Zhong Gufei's words were well-founded, his thinking was clear, his logic was clear, and he didn't mean to quarrel at all.

The old lady just glanced at the proof document and smiled: "Young man, you really think us old people are dazzled.

Nothing can be faked now.

Young people, you should really look in the mirror and see yourself, you are still 80 years old, why don't you say 800 years old.

Forget it, I'm too lazy to talk to you. "

After speaking, the old lady stood up and asked the tour guide to take her to the new seat.

Zhong Gufei originally wanted to continue explaining, but seeing the old lady trembling as she walked, it was better to forget it after thinking about it.

The head of the sect once said, the worldly people slander me, bully me, humiliate me, laugh at me, belittle me, despise me, hate me, lie to me, so what.

We cultivators only need to endure him, let him, allow him, avoid him, endure him, respect him, ignore him, wait for hundreds of years, and then go to his grave to play disco.

This sentence still makes sense now that I think about it.

Why explain so much and get nothing.

So, Zhong Gufei continued to stroke his little hammer, not thinking about what happened just now.

...

Time passed by, and the bus was speeding on the high speed.

The sky gradually darkened.

Most of the old people on the bus were asleep.

A few minutes later, the bus pulled out of the highway.

The tour guide picked up the microphone and woke up the old man on the bus: "Gentlemen and aunts, the bus is about to arrive at its destination, please cheer up."

The old men and women in the car woke up one after another.

Seeing this, the tour guide said again: "Gentlemen and aunts, the place we are traveling this time is on a small island by the sea.

Since everyone took the last bus and missed the departure time of the pier, everyone could only spend the night in a small town by the sea.

So, after you get off the bus, gather together and don't walk alone. "

Not long after, the bus arrived in the town.

After the car stopped, the old men and women packed their luggage and got out of the car one after another.

Because it is close to the sea, the wind here is extremely strong, and the hats or wigs of many old men and women were instantly swept away by the wind.

For a while, the scene became chaotic.

Hats are after hats, wigs are after wigs

In this situation, the tour guide was the most tired, and there was nothing he could do with such an old man.

Thanks to the help of the driver, the situation didn't get worse.

After the old men and women got together, the tour guide counted the number of people.

A total of 40 people, no more, no less.

Afterwards, the tour guide gave everyone a vest for everyone to wear.

Around nine in the evening.

All the old men and women stayed in the hotel.

Because of the incident in the car during the day, no one wants to share a room with Zhong Gufei.

There was no other way, the tour guide could only open a separate room for Zhong Gufei.

"Brother, don't report to the group indiscriminately in the future.

Be considerate and considerate of our poor tour guides!

The senior group is already difficult to deal with, and if you do it again, it will increase my workload. "

The tour guide handed over the room key to Zhong Gufei, feeling a little resentful.

Zhong Gufei didn't say anything, after all, it did have something to do with him.

Moreover, this tour guide is really pitiful. He has been busy running around for these old men and women, and he hasn't had a bite of food until now.

After all, it’s still the same sentence, it’s not easy to earn some money these days!

Zhong Gufei closed the door, took out the small hammer in the bag, wiped the hammer bright with a towel, and placed it beside the bed here with a sense of ritual.

the next day.

When the sky was slightly bright, the tour guide knocked on the door early, and many old men and women hadn't woken up yet.

When he rang the bell in Gu Fei's room, there was no answer, and the phone couldn't get through.

"What's the situation with this person? It's not worrying at all."

The tour guide immediately went downstairs to ask the front desk.

"Excuse me, have you ever seen a person living in room 412? He is very strong, about 180 tall..."

The receptionist thought for a while, but he was not sure: "It seems that there is such a person, and it seems that he is holding a hammer in his hand?"

"That's right, that's him." The tour guide's eyes brightened.

"This person has gone out." The front desk said.

"Going out?" The tour guide was immediately dumbfounded.

This is her first time leading a group and she doesn't want any surprises.

At this time, Zhong Gufei walked in from the door.

I saw that he was covered in sweat, and water could be wrung out of his clothes.

When the tour guide saw him, he was very angry, but after all, he was a guest, so he could only endure it for the time being.

"Brother, where have you been? I have been looking for you for a long time?" the tour guide complained.

Zhong Gufei replied indifferently: "I went to practice just now."

"Cultivation?" The tour guide was stunned.

Zhong Gufei nodded, and raised the small hammer in his hand.

The guide was speechless.

I've come across something weird.

"You, you... go back and get ready, we're leaving soon."

The tour guide calmed down and didn't want to say anything more to Zhong Gufei.

Zhong Gufei didn't care, and returned to his room with his tired body.

Taking off his clothes, Zhong Gufei murmured: "Sure enough, the master is not lying, there is indeed not much aura in the outside world, and it is really not suitable for cultivation.

It's no wonder that everyone doesn't believe in such things as cultivating immortals. "

A few minutes later, Zhong Gufei changed his clothes, put on his bag and went downstairs.

There are already many people outside the hotel.

The tour guide counts the number of people, and when they are all together, send them to the pier together.

Today's weather is not bad, the wind is not as strong as last night.

The island is about 8 nautical miles from the pier.

Like the ferry at the pier, if it is normal, it should be able to arrive in more than half an hour.

The old men and women came to the pier, checked the tickets, and happily boarded the boat.

Zhong Gufeng found a seat by the window.

After a few minutes of waiting, the boat departed.

Because he had practiced the "Chaotic Cloaked Wind Demon Hammering Method" for a while in the morning, his true energy was exhausted, so Zhong Gufei secretly exercised his skills to restore his true energy.

Although there is very little aura from the outside world, it can be recovered with a little bit of absorption, but it takes a little longer.

Gradually, the boat moved forward for more than ten minutes, all the way very smoothly.

At this time, the tour guide is explaining the travel plan for the meeting, and all this seems normal.

However, at this moment...

Chapter 77 should be a monster

"Grandpas and aunts, after going to the island, everyone will still be the same as yesterday, don't wander around and get together first, and I will take you to play the island project after I get the number right.

There are a lot of things to do on the island, and there are everything you can eat, eat, and buy. One day is definitely not enough, so don't worry..."

The tour guide is explaining seriously with a microphone.

But at this moment, the ferry, which was moving forward smoothly, suddenly shook and made a loud noise, as if it had hit something.

The sudden impact caused many people to fall to the ground, and some even broke their heads.

For a while, there were screams in the ship.

All the people in the tour group were told by the tour guide to fasten their seat belts before the boat left, so no one was injured.

You know, they are basically old people, if there is any bump, it will be troublesome.

Therefore, when boarding the ship, the tour guide checked them one by one.

But although the old man in the tour group is fine, the tour guide is sad.

Since she was explaining standing up and without any protective measures on her body, the boat shook and was thrown aside immediately. Many parts of her body were injured, and her forehead was also bruised, bleeding a lot.

But she is very dedicated. When encountering an emergency, the first thing that comes to mind is not herself, but the old men and women in the tour group.

"Grandpa and aunt, are you all right?" The tour guide stood up unsteadily, trying to stabilize his body.

Although the old men and women were not injured, they were also quite frightened.

At this time, the boat shook again, and there was another loud noise.