My documentary really doesn't want high ratings

周六

Sleeping until you wake up naturally occupies a large part of the beauty of weekends.

After waking up, you can still lie on the bed for half an hour, whether you are swiping your phone or in a daze, you just like to lie down.

Perhaps everyone in modern times likes to lie flat because of the habit developed here.

When you get used to lying down, you like others to move by yourself.

Xu Wen likes to lie down very much. After waking up, he doesn't rush to get up. He touched the mobile phone beside him, and brushed his scarf for a while before talking.

After pressing it a few times, there was no movement. It turned out that the power was turned off.

Xu Wen smiled wryly, he was still wondering that he could finally have a quiet weekend, it turned out to be a fake.

The weekend before, when something happened, someone called me directly.

It doesn't matter whether you are dreaming at the beginning of the four seasons or doing something, my business is the most important.

For example, a certain female team leader who did not name her name.

Maybe it was because I was drunk last night, so I thought I was recharging in a daze.

Xu Wen smiled wryly, the phone was out of battery, so there was nothing to play, so he got up to charge the phone.

Go wash up by yourself.

After washing, Xu Wen opened the refrigerator and took out two eggs and a sausage.

A good man's morning starts with two eggs and one intestine.

Xu Wen decided to make himself a breakfast.

After the pan gets oily, first cut the lace for the ham sausage and then fry the sausage in the pan. The ham sausage must be starch sausage, I won’t eat anything that isn’t starch!

Wait until the sausage lace is rolled up, and then lay an egg on the left and right.

In the middle of the snow-white egg noodles is the ruddy ham sausage.

Ah!

It is very suitable for drinking at first glance.

One side is fried, and then just burn the other side and it's almost the same.

Xu Wen held the pot handle and gently lifted the pot.

In order to keep the two eggs and ham sausage in a perfect shape after turning over, Xu Wen was concentrating on it at the moment.

High-end men often don't need to be sure next time.

Wrist one force.

The egg noodles made a perfect arc in the air.

Xu Wen quickly lifted the pot, like a mother welcoming a son who has returned from trouble.

Catch first, hit later.

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"Ding Ding Ding Ding!!!!"

The bewildering ringtone of the fruit phone rang.

Xu Wen's whole body instantly looked like a monkey under a magic spell, his scalp tingling for a while.

Almost blurted out.

"Master, stop reading!"

Looking at the egg noodles that fell on the stovetop.

The golden egg liquid flowed out, and Xu Wen resisted the urge to dip his fingers in it and taste it.

Throw the whole egg in the trash.

High-end men often need to do it again.....

Come to the phone.

Pick it up and take a look.

Good guy!Dozens of text messages.

Among them, the female group leader who did not name her name was the head.

At this time, the female team leader's phone call just happened.

"Hello, team leader?"

"What did you do after I left yesterday?"

When Yu Guangguang came, he asked disturbing questions.

Yesterday's team building, Yu Guangguang left early, and left before finishing the meal.

Yu Guangguang's question is the same as your mother asking you "Do you know what's wrong?"

It's not that I don't want to admit it, but I really don't know where I went wrong!

Xu Wen felt guilty for a while.

"Team leader, I was wrong."

"Huh? It's quite quick to admit, but fortunately this time it's just a little troublesome."

Yu Guangguang was stunned for a moment, and said helplessly.

Xu Wen felt that Yu Guangguang's tone seemed less violent, and asked tentatively.

"Well... how are things going now?"

"What can we do, the audience's reaction is very exciting, but the higher-ups are not happy, saying that we act recklessly."

Yu Guangguang said angrily.

Xu Wen was taken aback.

The audience responded well, and the higher-ups felt reckless, what happened?

Could it be that the mouth says no, but the body is very honest?

But in the next second, Yu Guangguang solved his doubts.

"Did you guys drink a lot of wine after I left? I guessed it. If it wasn't for drinking too much wine, you would be able to use the official account of "A Bite of China" to gossip about that Kimchi country professor Park Jingou? In the future Ah! I want to make a rule that mobile phones are not allowed to log into the official account!!"

Ok? !

The official account of "Hua Guo on the Bite of the Tongue" went to the professor of Kimchi Country?

Xu Wen was dumbfounded.

While Yu Guangguang was still chattering, Xu Wen turned on the computer and clicked on the scarf.

Hot Search No. 5000: Professor Kimchi Country claimed that rice was discovered in his country more than [-] years ago!

The new hot search is.......

Hot Search No. [-]: "Bite of the Tongue" Domineering Reply!

Xu Wen was stunned for a moment, and clicked to take a look.

"The Kingdom of China on the Bite of the Tongue": Regarding someone's remarks, I just want to say haha!Let alone the history of my great dynasty, the development of food alone can beat you!Stop being funny!Take a good look at our new episode of "Bite of the Tongue"! !

Forehead.....

This tone is probably Liu Ke's...

Click on the comments below.

"Beautiful! The first media to speak up!"

""Bite of the Tongue" 666!"

"As expected of my favorite show!!"

......

Of course, there are still some readers who only grasp the latter sentence.

"Hehehe, this kind of thing is still gaining popularity! Give it up!"

"Patriotism is good, but don't promote the show for this kind of thing!"

"The first half was good, but the second half was too serious."

......

Because of the contextual issues before and after, there are mixed results in the comment area.

There are those who support it, and some people think that "Bite of the Tongue" jumped out at this time just to gain popularity.

Xu Wen sighed.

In fact, Liu Ke cannot be blamed for this.

If someone is drunk, it is enough if they can utter normal sentences.

Furthermore, Liu Ke guessed that he forgot to switch accounts when posting, so he directly used the account of "Bite of the Tongue" to post this scarf.

"I will contact Xuanfa and ask him to issue an apology statement."

Yu Guangguang said angrily.

Xu Wen glanced at the comment area and said.

"Actually, the team leader, the matter has already been trending, and it would be inappropriate to delete it now. That Park Jingou was talking nonsense, and what Liu Ke said was actually not wrong. The theme of our second episode is indeed what is best for him. response."

"It turned out to be Liu Ke who posted it!! No wonder I called Xiaoqiang who was in charge of the account, and he said he didn't know with a dazed expression!"

Yu Guangguang on the other end of the phone was as excited as if he had solved the case.

Xu Wen: ...

I didn't say anything...

Yu Guangguang hummed twice.

"That's what I said, but the last sentence is still a bit bad. At this critical moment, it's better not to take advantage of this enthusiasm. I'll ask the director for his opinion first."

"Team leader, we are all number one in the hot search, and if we delete and repost it, others will think it is a guilty conscience."

Xu Wen said helplessly.

The other end of the phone froze for a moment, and the next second there was a scream from Yu Guangguang.

"What?! No. 18 trending search?! It was No. [-] when I watched it just now!! Liu Ke is a bastard! It really gave me a problem! This time I will deduct half a month's salary!! "

Xu Wen:......

None of my business....

Chapter 1 Zero Three: Follow the whole network! (two more)

The response of "Bite of Tongue" is like a fuse.

Although it is not the only media to speak out, it is the most straightforward and the first media to speak out.

And everyone always only remembers the first, not the second.

So "Bite of the Tongue" became the top trending search.

This kind of thing is actually not a big deal.

After all, he didn't make any particularly exaggerated remarks.

Nor did it use the official scarf of Jiangsu and Zhejiang Satellite TV.

There is no problem with the general meaning of the content of the post, but the traces of the announcement can be seen.