damn it!

damn it!

This is a piece of shit.

Who doesn't know about pork.

Even the common people know that this thing is the cheapest meat in the world, but Wei Wang's mansion unexpectedly...all the people eat this thing!

Li Shimin licked his lower lip.

Although this meat is a bit fragrant, I still want to eat it.

What the hell!

Li Shimin quickly shook his head, picked up the glass of water and drank it in one gulp, trying to suppress his dangerous thought.

What do you want to eat!

Is there any promise!

Do you like pork so much now?

Gudong...

Li Shimin swallowed.

He put down his teacup and pointed at the meat in the pot with trembling fingers: "This... this... old housekeeper, these meats, King Wei... Wei Does the king also eat?"

The old butler nodded and said casually, "Of course."

"Besides, this pork, but the young master led us to eat it."

"Young master said, the sky is low, there is no more delicious meat like this."

"Although beef and mutton are not bad, but beef is too stuffy, and mutton is not good. If you eat too much, it will make you angry. As for chicken, duck and fish, it's good to eat meat occasionally, but once you eat it often Eating it will make you sick to your stomach."

"Only this pork."

"fragrant."

"pure."

"It also said that it is extremely nutritious, and it is a rare god-given meat. It would be a pity if you don't eat it."

"Bastard!"

The old butler smiled.

Li Shimin's eyes were still a little dark.

Changsun Wuji, Fang Xuanling, Du Ruhui and Wei Zheng also had bitter faces, a little unacceptable.

The reputation of this pork for thousands of years can be said to be terrible.

cheap!

One word already explains everything.

But now...

What I eat...

Eternal hatred for a mistake!

They want to cry but have no tears!

"Oh...so full."

"But I still want to eat, Grandpa Taoist, give me another bowl, I want that white meat...I want white meat."

Xiao Si was holding the bowl, staring longingly at the fat in the pot.

white meat.

This is the child's pet name for fat meat.

Because fat meat has no fiber, and it can be said to taste full of fragrance and oil, it is very popular among children.

"Good good."

"Hehehe... eat more little sis, she will be cute if she is white and fat, and she will grow taller when the time comes."

The old butler stood up with a smile, and helped Xiao Sizi fill another big bowl.

Seeing this, Empress Li Shimin's eldest grandson and the others felt their scalps tingle, and the corners of their eyes twitched wildly.

Chang Le was at the side, wanting to stop her, but looking at Xiao Sizi's eager eyes, he didn't know what to say.

Children don't know the concept of pork.

Little Si seems to be addicted.

It was a joy to eat.

Wei Zheng pursed his lips, the second pancake he had just eaten two mouthfuls of was firmly held in his hand.

The little si was delicious.

He couldn't help swallowing.

This meat... tastes really good.

what!

wrong!

Is this really pork?

impossible!

Pork is fishy and smelly, so it is called cheap meat, but the meat in this pot...

Wei Zheng's eyes lit up, and he looked at the old housekeeper.

"Old butler, what you said is wrong."

"Did you lie to us?"

"Pork is smelly and fishy, ​​but this meat is fragrant and glutinous. I don't know how many times better than pork."

"You...you must be lying to us, aren't you?"

Wei Zheng retorted.

It has to be said that he, Doctor Yushitai, is very good at finding blind spots.

As soon as these words came out, the eyes of Li Shimin, Changsun Wuji, Empress Changsun, Fang Xuanling and Du Ruhui all lit up.

What the hell!

Yup!

This Nima...

What does pork taste like? Although they have never eaten it, the records in the book are detailed!

Moreover, they have all seen pigs before, and they have heard a lot about what pork tastes like on weekdays.

But the taste of this meat!

Definitely not pork!

Li Shimin's eyes were flying: "That's right! Old housekeeper, this is definitely not pork!!!"

"Don't lie to me!"

Li Shimin was excited.

"Yes, yes, we all know the taste of pork, but this meat... no, no, absolutely not!!!" Fang Xuanling shouted.

"Hahaha... the old butler, you still tried to lie to us, we saw it through." Du Ruhui roared.

The old butler sighed.

This group of people is really top-notch in self-comfort.

Cowhide!

Too cow!

The old butler really didn't have to admire him.

He stood up, stirred the pot with a spoon, and then fished out something.

A trotter.

He put it in Li Shimin's bowl.

"Your Majesty, why bother?"

"What's wrong with that?"

"Look at what this is? I haven't eaten pork, but I should have seen pigs running. You should know what part this is."

"Besides pigs, is there a second animal with such hooves?"

The old butler's words directly stunned Li Shimin and others who had just gotten excited.

Trotters!

This is pig's trotters!

This evidence can be said to have directly crucified them in place!

For a moment, everyone was silent.

Eyes, just stare at this pig's trotter.

Gudong·········

Li Shimin swallowed hard.

How could he not recognize pig trotters?

Changsun Wuji, Fang Xuanling and the four of them were also completely silent.

This is pork, there is no doubt about it.

The air is a little dignified.

They all seem to have been sealed dumb.

The old butler smiled, looked at them, sighed slightly, and shook his head.

"You... I'm not talking about you!"

"Don't look at you as the emperor, the duke of the state, the pillars of my Tang Dynasty, and the giants in the temple."

"But knowledge, compared to the young master, is too shallow."

"Humph!"

"Pork, why is it called cheap meat? It's because it doesn't taste good."

"It's not because it's cheap meat, so it's not tasty."

"Don't get this confused."

"It's better to tell you if you are an old man, this... Pork!"

"It is the most precious treasure in the world!!!"

"It's also my son's absolute private money."

"This...is a good thing!"

The old butler suddenly felt a little sad. 0

He looked at the group of masters of the Tang Dynasty in front of him, and felt that the common people were too pitiful.

Such a good thing is in front of you, but you can't grasp it.

No wonder the young master didn't bother to tell them about the pork.

It is estimated that even if the young master told them, they would definitely sneer and even laugh at the young master.

You are right if you don't tell them!

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