The dignity of a lifetime was directly swept away by them.
"You... motherfuckers! What are you looking at! Put away all these eyes for me!"
"I'm so respectful, how can I be unclean?"
"The reason why silk and satin is not used is mainly because there are substitutes, which are many times better than silk and satin."
"Don't think too much."
Li Shimin can be said to have roared out.
Now, Changsun Wuji Fang Xuanling's eyes fell on Li Shimin's hands again.
Is this what Your Majesty calls a...substitute?
"roll!"
"A bunch of old folks!"
"Damn!"
"Do you have any brains!"
"I'm not a three-year-old child, nor an old man in his seventies or eighties!!!"
Li Shimin couldn't take it anymore, he yelled out, and his whole body was about to explode.
What the hell!
What the hell!
What the hell!
This is what you think of yourself! ! !
Am I that bad?
Get started right away?
This Nima...
The eldest grandson Wuji, Fang Xuanling, Du Ruhui and Wei Zheng quickly turned their heads to the other side, but they couldn't control it at all, and the corners of their mouths trembled wildly.
They were about to laugh out loud.
"hiss·········"
Li Shimin's eyes were a little downcast.
"You four!"
"Look!"
"Look!"
"This is what I use!"
Li Shimin took a deep breath, put his hands into his arms, and took out a roll of very soft paper.
He thought just now that he would secretly take this roll of paper away without publicizing this matter.
no way!
This thing is so cool!
It is much easier to use than silk and satin, and it doesn't have the other kind of scratchy feeling at all.
The paper is incredibly soft.
Li Shimin was deeply intoxicated and couldn't extricate himself.
You must know that in the era of the Tang Dynasty, ordinary people used tree branches and so on, those with a little money used bamboo leaves, and the rich families used silk and satin.
But none of these things work!
Compared with this soft paper, it can be said that it is far behind.
Fantastic!
so········
Li Shimin directly hid the soft paper that Wei Wangfu put in Gong's room.
I don't want to say anything.
Shame.
It's really embarrassing to say it.
I am a majestic emperor of the Tang Dynasty, but I have been reduced to stealing others' house papers.
But who would have thought that this group of people wanted to split up.
grandma's!
Li Shimin gave the four of them a hard look.
The old butler was beside him, seeing the roll of soft paper Li Shimin took out from his arms, his eyes trembled, but he didn't say anything.
Did Your Majesty even steal the paper from Gong's room?
Damn, even more bandits than bandits.
The geese have plucked their feathers, and they are what they are!
Changsun Wuji and the other four didn't know what it was, so they hurried over to get it, but...
"Just take a look."
"Don't take it."
This group of old men is also shameless one by one, Li Shimin knows them very well, how dare he let go of them.
Otherwise, I'm afraid these soft papers will be snatched away.
Li Shimin understands the temptation of this thing to them.
too strong!
No one can resist!
Seeing Li Shimin like this, Changsun Wuji and the others were even more curious, and tore off a piece with their fingernails.
The four of them gathered together, frantically touching the piece of soft paper with their hands.
this··········
this··········
this··········
In an instant, their eyeballs glowed with unbelievable light, unbelievable! ! !
They had never seen such paper.
so soft.
so white.
so slippery.
so tender.
My goodness, what kind of paper is this?Wouldn't it be a great enjoyment in life if you use this kind of paper to express your respect?
"Your Majesty, this paper... this paper... violent waste, violent waste!!!" Changsun Wuji couldn't control himself: "How is such paper made? OMG!!! OMG!!!"
"Your Majesty, this is the paper you used just now? This... this... No!!! No!!! My stomach hurts a little too, I have to go!!! "
Fang Xuanling immediately clutched his stomach, frantically about to rush towards Gong Fang, but just two steps away, he slapped his head with one hand.
"oops!"
"Old butler, in our Prince Wei's mansion, is there any place where there is a Gong room?"
Fang Xuanling asked anxiously.
Don't think about it, there is no more soft paper in the Gong's room just now.
It must have been taken away by His Majesty.
They also know His Majesty, just like Li Shimin knows them, and they will never stay.
"Yes, old butler, where else is there?"
"No! No!"
"I ate too much at noon, and my stomach hurts too much."
Du Ruhui shouted.
The old butler:·········
He looked at these people and really said a word.
Speechless!
Just watch them perform quietly.
Is this still the Duke of Tang?
All of them are slicker than Nima rogues.
Tell it, who can believe it?
Li Shimin was also standing by the side, watching the four of them perform quietly.
Changsun Wuji and the others covered their stomachs with both hands, but seeing that the old housekeeper kept silent, they felt embarrassed in the end.
Cheeks are flushed.
Embarrassed smile.
"That... cough cough... it's better, it's better, there's no need to go."
"Yeah, I got better all of a sudden."
"Although this stomach still hurts a little, but I can bear it, I can bear it!"
"Your Majesty, why don't you give me soft paper? I'll come back as soon as I go?"
Four people said one after another.
Li Shimin glared at Wei Zheng: "No."
Want soft paper?
I won't even give it to death!
This thing is too precious, although it may seem inconspicuous, but it can greatly improve people's happiness.
"Your Majesty..." Wei Zheng wailed.
But there is no way.
He looked at the soft paper in Li Shimin's hand reluctantly, and he was really hungry.
How comfortable is it to use this kind of paper to pay respects?
It is estimated that it is the same as flying!
Empress Changsun also understood, she directly reached out and took the soft paper from Li Shimin's hand, and carefully put it in her sleeve.
Such a piece of paper, this brat, how did he research it?
Why don't you tell me anything.
this··········
No, you brat, you even kept the truth from your mother, so you have to teach him a lesson when you come back.
Changsun Wuji, Wei Zheng and the others watched eagerly as the soft paper was packed by Empress Changsun, and they knew in an instant that what they wanted was hopeless.
"His Royal Highness, King Wei, is really our savior. How can this brain be able to make such soft paper?" Changsun Wuji sighed.
"Who says it's not? I've never seen such a soft paper in my life, let alone use it." Fang Xuanling sighed deeply, feeling extremely regretful.
"No, when King Wei comes back, we must ask him carefully." Du Ruhui scratched his hands, extremely anxious.
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