Datang: Mother, I really have no private money

damn it!

How dare you scold my little piggy, it's embarrassing to you.

Li Shimin glanced at Li Jing again, Qin Qiong and the others also sighed in their hearts, this group of people actually got involved.

Didn't you see Wei Zheng, an old man, is honest and silent today? Why are you all on top?

Normally, to be honest, Wei Zheng jumped out a long time ago.

Among them, he must be the one who spouts joy.

But this time, Wei Zheng didn't move at all. Isn't there any doubt?

Hey·········

Li Shimin sighed inwardly.

His eyes narrowed slightly, staring at the boiling crowd below.

Little Piggy was in Li Shimin's arms, poking his head and looking at the people below, humming curiously, as if he didn't understand what was wrong with them.

"enough!"

"To shut up!"

After continuing for another half stick of incense, Li Shimin suddenly growled a few words.

As soon as these words came out, in an instant, the entire Lizheng Palace calmed down instantly, and a needle could be heard.

Those excited princes all looked at Li Shimin, filled with righteous indignation and panting, as if they wanted to listen to Li Shimin's explanation.

"What are you arguing about!"

"I just hugged my piggy, is that all you guys are doing?"

"Can I have some insight!"

"Can you have a little vision?"

"This is another auspicious beast of my Tang Dynasty. It is not an exaggeration to say that it is a guardian beast. You two are so noisy!!!"

"It's really annoying."

"Summer bugs can't speak ice!"

"Humph!"

Li Shimin's voice reveals a high and proud arrogance.

A bunch of ignorant old men!

hey hey hey...

Do you know pork!

Do you know the plan of King Wei?

This is a good prescription given to the world by His Royal Highness Wei Wang. Do you understand, it is really a group of 10 ignorant guys.

See what the clans are producing.

A group of oxen, horses, ghosts and gods dare to talk freely in the court like this?

snort!

Rubbish!

Li Jing and the others are military generals, so it’s fine if you don’t know these things. Look at your distorted facial features, each one is filled with righteous indignation, and each one is staring at a head that is bigger than a urinal. How dignified it is here!

You know what a fart!

A bunch of bumpkins!

Li Shimin laughed wildly in his heart.

However, in fact, Piggy's sudden disturbance at the Lizheng Palace was a bit unexpected.

However, seeing the fierce reaction of this group of people, Li Shimin immediately had an idea in his mind.

It seems that this is a great opportunity to promote pork!

As we saw just now, pigs are cheap meat no matter in the eyes of the upper class or the common people.

This impression is already somewhat ingrained.

want to get rid of.

It is difficult to use conventional means to promote something.

In this way, the promotion of pork will definitely be slow.

But now there is such a fierce debate in the Legislative Hall, when it will be spread among the people, the effect of promoting pork from top to bottom will definitely be much better than conventional promotion!

Much faster too!

Speed ​​is life!

Now Li Shimin really wished that the common people and Datang would completely accept pork.

Don't be too late!

In his heart, he now has a plan, with the help of all the officials, let the pork be thoroughly promoted!

But as soon as he said this, Pei Ji, Xiao Yu and the others were all blown up.

When Li Jing, Qin Qiong, Cheng Yaojin and others heard what Li Shimin said, they silenced all of a sudden.

This word...

Looking at Piggy in Li Shimin's arms, they suddenly had a bold idea in their hearts,

Could it be that this thing was also found from Prince Wei's Mansion?

Could it be the private money of His Royal Highness King Wei?

my mother!

As soon as this thought came out, everything felt clear in an instant.

But the rest of the princes of Gungun would not think of going here.

They could find an opportunity to attack Li Shimin, like piranhas who saw blood, rushing forward screaming!

Completely bloodshot eyes.

"Your Majesty!!! What are you talking about? What kind of summer insects can't speak!"

"We are correcting your mistake, Your Majesty!"

"Your Majesty, you are wrong."

"Could it be that you still have to be stubborn?"

"It's outrageous enough for this scumbag to appear in the Lizheng Palace. If it spreads out and let the common people know, it's even more outrageous!!! This is the biggest joke in the world!"

Pei Ji was furious.

He guessed in his heart that Li Shimin must be trying to make amends for himself.

What auspiciousness!

What a guardian animal!

But a piggy!

Even if you put your mouth on a stone, you can't tell if this thing is auspicious.

Just be stubborn?

Auspicious?

Could this be auspiciousness?

ridiculous!That's ridiculous!

"That's right!"

"Your Majesty, Lord Pei is right!!!"

"What kind of beast protects the country? Your Majesty, what you said is outrageous enough!"

"This bitch, this bitch..."

"hiss·········"

"What ability does it have to become my Great Tang's guardian animal?"

"We don't agree!!! You just ask the people of Tang Dynasty to see who agrees?"

"Absurd! It's absurd!"

"This bastard is useless at all."

"Your Majesty, you have to admit your mistakes to the people of the world, and go now, otherwise, what happened in the morning court today may only become the laughing stock of the people."

Xiao Yu roared in agreement.

"That's right, Your Majesty, go and admit your mistake. Otherwise, I'm afraid I'll be called a foolish king."

"That's right, your majesty, your majesty, other kings are obsessed with women, and we can actually understand a thing or two, but you... are obsessed with this kind of scum, don't you also reduce yourself to such a scumbag? Is the item ready?"

"Say it out, the world will laugh at you, Your Majesty, you are really going to be called all kinds of scum!!!"

"Your Majesty, kill him quickly, and then apologize to the world!"

"・・・"

Hundreds of officials shouted.

The voices are really louder and more ferocious than the other.

They are excited!

Exciting and exciting!

Naturally, there is no way to say this, how to say it is cool, how can it stimulate Li Shimin.

These days, Shizu can be said to have a bad headache.

affected by various things.

What's more, their buttocks are still aching, and some of them haven't fully recovered yet.

In this way, Li Shimin made such a big mistake, screaming one after another, really bursting into anger, venting the depression in his heart!

Li Shimin looked at them like dogs that had been hungry for three days, and gently rubbed Piggy's head with his fingers.

"Humph!"

"Just relying on you to say so, to slander me so much, believe it or not, I can beat you thirty times!"

Li Shimin's voice was extremely flat except for being a little heavy.

Make trouble, make trouble.

The more fun it is, the more people will pay attention, and the faster this pork will be promoted.

Everything is planned.

"Hit us?"

"Your Majesty, there is a use for this thing if you can tell it. You don't need to fight it. I would rather take off my clothes and walk three times on the city wall!!!"

Pei Ji yelled,

Li Shimin's eyes twitched.

Take off your clothes and walk three times on the city wall?

This punishment is a bit exciting.

It seemed that they were absolutely certain that this piggy was useless at all.

Also!

Bitch, bastard...

These titles, Piggy has been called for thousands of years, and the impression has long been deeply ingrained.