I'm working as a warehouse manager in SCP

Possibly the Foundation's last trump card.

Du Jingtian's deputy walked up to him and said in a low voice, "Commander Du, I checked with the two MTF team captains, and I didn't see Consultant Zhang coming out of it, so he wouldn't—"

Du Jingtian didn't say anything about Zhang Jue's presence here, and only shared it with a few cronies, so they paid special attention to it.

There are a total of six exits in this competition venue, but they did not see Zhang Jue, so they were very worried.

Du Jingtian shook his head.

"Say hello to the other teams. People from the Police Department will arrive in a while. Just follow the established procedures. The safety of Advisor Zhang... is no longer something that people at our level can influence."

……

Time moves forward a little bit.

Zhang Jue hung up the phone, and took out his dragon crystal and reality extractor from the different space.

He chuckled, and asked the most classic question, "Old man, if you want me to kill you, it's not impossible - what good do I have?"

At some point, Zhang Jue's utilitarianism will be infinitely stronger than usual.

When you come to ask for help, always have a begging attitude.

Like the uncle, I don’t know if I owe you. In the future, people and dogs will ask me to help, and I should do something else.

The old man was slightly taken aback, as if he didn't expect Zhang Jue to ask this question.

Zhang Jue snorted, "Old man, you don't even have the most basic manners, please stay away if you want to die."

The old man has lived for countless years, and this is the first time someone has spoken to him like this.

"Crack, click."

Under the influence of the old man, the surrounding walls have begun to crack.

However, Zhang Jue was unmoved and just counted the time silently in his heart.

He suddenly felt a chill on his back.

There seemed to be something attached to his body, but he couldn't see anything from the corner of his eye.

At this moment, the old man suddenly said: "I have nothing to give you, the only thing I can do is to predict the death of people - the first brother of death has come, and he is on your back right now."

"Oh? Interesting." Knowing what was on his body, Zhang Jue laughed.

The curse attached to the old man even affected him.

The three Death Brothers really deserved their reputation.

But he was a little curious about how they were going to harvest his life.

You know, with his current strength, even if there was an earthquake and the whole building collapsed, he wouldn't be hurt at all.

It is not easy to kill him.

The god of death must also abide by the Basic Law, right?

But Zhang Jue also knew that although he was immune to most SCPs, he was not completely invincible.

In his impression, he was hit twice.

Once to meet the Hanged King, and once to meet SCP-3844 (the dragon).

He has been controlled thinking.

Of course, the time-space influence of the Mobius hole is indiscriminate, so this does not count.

Time moves forward minute by minute.

Twenty minutes have passed since Zhang Jue hung up the phone.

Zhang Jue and SCP1440 were in the corridor, staring at each other.

SCP1440 is strong in its influence on the surrounding man-made objects, except for the last treasure that he is reluctant to use, he himself does not have any powerful killing moves.

Zhang Jue could have slipped away, but he didn't.

Because he knows very well that his life is passing slowly.

It is useless to escape, he must solve the problem here.

The old man looked at him: "The second brother is already lying on top of you."

Zhang Jue nodded, becoming more and more curious about how the gods of death were going to take his life.

At this moment, a noisy voice came.

"Sorry, what, let me ask, why is there no one in the competition venue?"

Zhang Jue turned around.

I saw a man with disheveled hair leaning on the wall, looking at them, with some embarrassment in his words.

He was disheveled and didn't even have a shoe on one foot.

"I just went to the toilet. When I came back, the boxing match was over. Everyone didn't know where they went. Do you know?"

……

Didn't you hear the broadcast just now?

Zhang Jue looked at him with a frown, and found many gray-brown stains on the white shirt of the other party. Only then did he recognize that this person was the unlucky guy who was sitting next to him just now.

When he left, he didn't look like this, probably something happened in the toilet, which made him look like this.

Seeing that neither of them spoke, he simply walked towards Zhang Jue.

"Dude, I was hit on the head by the toilet just now, and I'm a little dizzy, can you...help me up."

He staggered as he walked, and his sanity was not very clear.

Seeing that the other party was about to touch his hand, Zhang Jue's heart was full of alarm bells.

At this moment, he recognized the identity of this person.

He finally knew how the three Death Brothers wanted to kill him.

I'm working as a warehouse manager in SCP

Chapter 1 My name is nobody

At that moment, that person's hand was only [-] centimeter away from Zhang Jue's body.

Zhang Jue dodged and avoided his touch.

Because he recognized each other.

If his guess is correct, this unlucky guy should also be an SCP item.

Number 2416.

……

SCP-2416 is not a single person, and this designation refers to multiple instances of a 35-year-old Caucasian male named Joseph Grunderson-Pike.

Despite having no abnormal brain activity and no history of mental disorders, SCP-2416 exhibits a low level of intelligence and a high likelihood of being involved in fatal accidents.

In simple terms, SCP-2416 is a person who is always involved in fatal accidents, and after death, an identical person is 'reborn'.

The reason why this rebirth is put in quotation marks is because after rebirth, although the name and appearance of the reborn person are the same as the original owner, they will lose the memory of the original owner—in fact, they are two completely different people.

The cause of his death is generally very strange, or people feel very absurd.

According to Foundation records, he choked to death on food because he "really liked oatmeal", slept on the highway because he was "tired", and climbed into the incinerator at Site-59 because he was "looking for a toilet", Visited a deadly cognitohazard because of "curiosity".

In short, the cause of death is as strange as it is.

If anyone can write a book about his experience, he will definitely be rated as a "leader" in the death industry.

In fact, such an SCP project, the harm is quite small.

No matter how he dies, as long as it doesn't harm other people, it can even be treated as a joke.

But for Zhang Jue.

SCP-2416 is, however, more dangerous than any object encountered before.

Speaking of this, I have to review Zhang Jue's ability to go smoothly in the SCP world.

First, he is immune to the effects of some SCP items.

Second, he can obtain the ability of a part of the SCP project through physical contact, of course, the premise is that the project must be "alive".

Zhang Jue's second ability is somewhat similar to the star-attracting method in a certain martial arts novel.

It can absorb the opponent's skill and use it for its own use.

As long as the opponent's level is within a certain limit, the stronger the enemy he meets, the stronger the ability to absorb.

Sounds pretty perverted.

But this ability also has a fatal flaw.

Because it is absorbed indiscriminately, if the enemy's ability is "positive", he will naturally become stronger.

But if the enemy's ability is very tasteless, or even "negative", then he can only accept the order and suffer the consequences.

Obviously, the ability of SCP-2416 is negative, and it is the kind of negative ability that cannot be more negative.

Once contacted by SCP-2416 and absorbed his abilities, even Zhang Jue could not escape the fate of being "dead".

He could have died of overhydration the next day.

Then died of frequent urination on the third day.

Then died of dehydration on the fourth day.

Changing the way of death every day is still very funny.

Then he will have the opportunity to become the saddest protagonist of this century, none of them.

To sum up, if there is any item in the SCP world that can be called Zhang Jue's natural enemy, then SCP-2416 is definitely one.

The three Death Brothers wanted to take advantage of this to kill Zhang Jue.

Fortunately, Zhang Jue found out in time.

Direct contact with SCP-2416 has been avoided.

That doesn't make the book end there.

……

Without Zhang Jue's support, SCP-2416 lay on the ground on a large horse.

Because he hit his head in the toilet before, he was already unconscious, but now he fell to the ground, and he couldn't get up again.

Zhang Jue glanced at him.

SCP-2416 already has the trait of "seeking death", and now it has come to SCP-1440's side, it is really hard not to die today.

Time passed minute by minute, and there were only 5 minutes left before the time agreed by Zhang Jue and Du Jingtian.

"The god of death is still on you." The old man looked at Zhang Jue, "If you don't kill me quickly, under my influence, you will die too."

From the looks of it, Zhang Jue hadn't completely cracked the trap of God of Death.

Even if he dodges SCP-2416, the cunning Death Brothers still have another trick.

There was a clicking sound, Zhang Jue looked up and found that there was a crack on the ceiling above the corridor.

The feet also began to shake.

Under the influence of SCP-1440, it won't be long before the entire building is destroyed.

"It looks like I won't be able to kill you."

Zhang Jue licked his lips and held the reality extractor tightly in his right hand. He remembered that SCP-1440 had survived an explosion that destroyed a foundation site, so ordinary killing would definitely not work on him.

So it was a killer move from the beginning.

SCP-1440 closed its eyes, bowed its neck and began to kill.

Zhang Jue muttered silently, and turned on the switch of the reality extractor.