What should I do if my girlfriend is famous and doesn't dump me?

As soon as Guo Yue said this, Zhang Yu was reminded by the staff and immediately stepped onto the stage.

"Welcome Zhang Shisan!" Guo Yue said, "Come and introduce yourself to us all."

"How serious is it?" Zhang Yu said with a smile.

"How serious are you, how serious are you?" Guo Yue froze for a moment, then said with a smile.

"Hi everyone, I am the embodiment of both wisdom and beauty, a hero and a narrow sense..." Zhang Yu immediately said in a serious manner, then turned around and asked Guo Yue, "Do I describe myself as serious? ?”

"Serious!" Guo Yue nodded emphatically.

"Well, my name is Zhang Shisan, a man who is both beautiful and talented." Zhang Yu said immediately.

"It's over?" Guo Yue said.

"It's over!" Zhang Yu said.

"Stop talking?" Guo Yue said.

"It's not serious anymore." Zhang Yu said.

"How unscrupulous?" Guo Yue asked.

"You are as unprincipled as you are." Zhang Yu said.

"Why do these words sound so familiar?" Guo Yue said with a smile.

But the audience in the audience was stunned.

Then he laughed again.

Why is it familiar, that is what you just said!

The audience looked at Zhang Yu and felt that this person was very different from the previous guests!

It seems that there is no restriction!

"I heard you've been busy recently?" Guo Yue said, "What's your girlfriend busy with recently?"

"Busy promoting the album!"

Zhang Yu's reaction was astonishing, and he was not misled by Guo Yue's first words.

"Miss your girlfriend?" Guo Yue said.

"Think!" Zhang Yu said.

Needless to say, Zhang Yu really misses Yang Ruoxue a little.

"What kind of feeling is that?" Guo Yue said.

"When I miss her, she is in my mind, and when I miss her, she is in my heart." Zhang Yu was silent for a moment, and said, "Oh, how should I put it, this is a feeling that single dogs can't understand."

"It's a good thing I'm married, otherwise I would have stabbed myself in the chest." Guo Yue said with a smile.

He felt a little sympathetic to the single people in the audience.

This mouthful of dog food.

"Ms. Guo, does your son have a girlfriend?" Zhang Yu asked suddenly.

Guo Lin, the son of Guo Yue, is also a well-known cross talk actor, and he is still doing well in the film and television industry.

His acting skills are also well recognized by the public, and what's more, his vision for picking scripts is much stronger than his father Guo Yue.

Guo Yue has acted in many films, almost all of which are bad, and they are the kind that hit the box office.

"Hey!" Guo Yue said, "I can't dodge this knife!"

Hearing this, the audience immediately burst out laughing.

Chapter 54 Anyone who sees you has to bow their heads

Guo Lin is 24 to [-] now, two or three years older than Zhang Yu.

Many people at this age have already been urged to marry.

"You said my son is not ugly, why can't he find a girlfriend?" Guo Yue said.

Guo Lin's appearance is just like his mother's, and he is quite handsome.

Of course, there is no advantage in the entertainment industry where handsome guys are everywhere.

It can only be said that the appearance does not take off.

"Has the question and answer started?" Zhang Yu asked.

"Is there a difference?" Guo Yue said, "Then you should start!"

"Maybe it's not that your son can't be found, but that he didn't dare to tell you." Zhang Yu said.

"Why?" Guo Yue said, "He's in his twenties, why don't I let him fall in love? It's too late for me to urge him!"

"Maybe I'm afraid that after telling you, he will have to call his girlfriend...Mom!" Zhang Yu said with a smile.

Change your name to Mom?

Guo Yue was taken aback for a moment, but then he realized that his face brightened instantly.

"Ha ha!"

The audience in the audience also came back to their senses and couldn't help laughing immediately.

"Hey, I can still snatch my son's girlfriend!" Guo Yue smiled and said, "I have the heart but not the guts! There are shrews in the family, you will know later."

"There is no one who knows a father like a son!" Zhang Yu said.

"I understand why you asked me if the Q&A has started." Guo Yue shook his head and said, "I have met my opponent!"

The strange question and answer started, so there was no scruples in the answer.

Wonderful question, wonderful answer.

"Okay, let's not talk about our kid." Guo Yue said, "If that kid watched this episode and used this reason to prevaricate me, wouldn't his mother want me to kneel on the washboard?"

As soon as Guo Yue said this, the audience in the audience laughed.

Kneeling on the washboard is naturally a joke.

In Guo Yue's cross talk, he often portrays himself as a bronchitis.

"Your daughter-in-law and your mother fell into the water at the same time, who do you save first?"

Guo Yue asked.

This problem is very common, and it is estimated that many people have encountered it.

Although it is a cliché, it is good to have an effect.

"I don't have a wife yet," Zhang Yu said.

"Then your girlfriend and your mother fell into the water at the same time, who do you save first?" Guo Yue changed his name and continued to ask.

"What was your previous question?" Zhang Yu asked with a puzzled expression.

"Your daughter-in-law and your mother fell into the water at the same time, who do you save first?"

Guo Yue naturally knew the purpose of Zhang Yu's question, but let me repeat it.

"Save my wife!" Zhang Yu said simply.

"Oh?" Guo Yue raised his eyebrows and said, "Why? Are you not afraid that others will say you are unfilial?"

"It's not like my mother didn't have her husband to help me!" Zhang Yu said lightly.

Guo Yue was stunned.

Can this question be answered like this?

"Clap clap clap!"

But the audience applauded.

Yup!

I save my daughter-in-law, my father is his daughter-in-law.

It's all about saving the daughter-in-law, there's nothing wrong with it.

The problem of who the daughter-in-law and mother will save is solved in this way?

"Is your dad not there?" Guo Yue said.

"Swimming was taught by my mother." Zhang Yu said lightly, "My wife can also swim."

"Aren't you without a wife? How do you know he can swim!" Guo Yue said a little speechlessly.

"I have a girlfriend!" Zhang Yu said, "Will she be my wife in the future?"

"What you said makes sense." Guo Yue nodded and said.

Zhang Yu smiled.

"Then your wife and your brother fell into the water at the same time, neither of them can swim, who will you save first?" Guo Yue then asked.

This problem is obviously not as tangled as before.

It was a test of love and family before, but now it is a test of love and friendship.

"I just want to know how my wife and my brother fell into the water at the same time." Zhang Yu asked.

He seemed angry.

Guo Yue was taken aback for a moment, and then came to his senses.

"Hey, what you asked made me feel that there is a huge amount of information!" Guo Yue said with a smile, "You can't push it down, can you?"

As soon as he said this, the audience in the audience immediately understood, and then burst into laughter.

why?

I didn't think there was anything before, but when Guo Yue said this, he immediately felt that the head of the person being asked was green.

What else can I save?

Maybe it was just pushing it down on its own.

"Okay, let's see what weird questions netizens have?" Guo Yue said with a smile.

The effect of this question has already been exhausted, and if it continues, it will be superfluous.

"How can a person get up instantly?" Guo Yue said.

"Is this question weird?" Zhang Yu asked doubtfully.

"The question is not weird. If you answer it weirdly, it is a weird question." Guo Yue said.

"It's actually very agreeable to let a person get up instantly." Zhang Yu said, "Just one sentence is enough."

"What?" Guo Yue said.

"My husband is back." Zhang Yu said lightly.

"puff!"

Guo Yue was taken aback for a moment, then couldn't help laughing.

The audience who reacted under the stage also immediately laughed.

"This not only makes people get up instantly, but also makes people jump out of the window." Guo Yue said with a smile.

"Okay, let's take a look at another netizen's question." Guo Yue continued, "Why does the boat of friendship capsize as soon as it says it will?"

"How can you fall in love if you don't turn over!" Zhang Yu said.

Guo Yue: ...

The audience in the audience was puzzled.

What do you mean?

"Is this killing both men and women?" Guo Yue said immediately.

As soon as he said this, the audience in the audience reacted instantly, and then their faces became extremely exciting.