My wife is weirder than the last

Women have to fight!

"His Royal Highness, I am here, can I go in?" Yu Gan licked a doggy smiling face, stood outside the courtyard, and respectfully asked Li Nianxiang, who was dressed in casual clothes inside.

It wasn't that he was cowardly, but mainly because there were a few burly guards inside, and Yu Gan felt that it would not be embarrassing to a man if he waited for a while.

Li Nianxiang, who was drinking tea, turned to look at Yu Gan, nodded slightly, and then with a wave of his right hand, the guards retreated one by one.

Yu Gan who was standing at the entrance of the courtyard turned sideways, and only after the guards had left, he walked in with his head held high.

"Your Highness, please practice your sword!" Yu Gan casually picked up a dead branch on the ground and shouted.

Li Nianxiang was so startled by Yu Gan's sudden voice that he almost dropped the teacup in his hand.

Li Nianxiang raised his eyebrows and said angrily, "You..."

Yu Gan didn't wait for her to finish speaking, and continued to speak loudly, "Your Highness, this is my philosophy as a teacher, and I ask the princess to respect swordsmanship!"

Li Nianxiang paused, put down the cup in her hand, picked up the long sword beside the table and stood up, she took a deep breath.

"I hope Deacon Yu will not disappoint me today."

"I will behave well so that the princess can experience it." Yu Gan clasped his fists and said seriously.

"Hmm." Li Nianxiang nodded and stepped forward, "Where do we start?"

"I think the prelude is more important, what do you think, princess?" Yu Gan said.

Li Nianxiang frowned slightly, puzzled and said, "Why, a prelude?"

"Let me make an analogy to the princess." Yu Gan explained, "A set of sword dance is about aesthetics, but more importantly, ups and downs.

Think about it, princess, if we take this set of sword dance apart, from the softness and gentleness in the front to the superimposed state slowly, to the murderous look in the end.

Wouldn't it be better to have continuous ups and downs, hearty, and wave after wave of climax? "

Li Nianxiang fell into deep thought, "What you said makes sense."

"So today, let's start with softness!" Yu Gan nodded, "The princess is more than brave, so now we should focus on softness."

"Do you think Ben Gong's posture is not graceful enough? Can only dance with a spear and stick?" Li Nianxiang asked back.

Yu Gan was taken aback, stupid.

Sure enough, no matter what era, no matter what status, as long as you are a girl, then such tricky angles will never be absent.

Like, if I tell you that I want to play games, you can think about whether I have a mistress.

It was very disappointing. Yu Gan originally thought that there should be no such thing in this world, but he saw it again.

What can I do, the other party is a princess, and now I can only lick it.

Yu Gan showed his signature dog-licking smile, "Princess, my sword dance can only be practiced by women with extremely graceful postures. Don't misunderstand your own strength.

This set of swordsmanship made you dance, the princess, and you have been wronged by the princess. "

Li Nianxiang's expression softened, "Then let's start."

"Wait." Yu Gan raised the stick in his hand, "His Royal Highness, may I still be a strict teacher today?"

Li Nianxiang's face was a little uncomfortable, and finally he nodded slightly.

"Your Highness, I'm sorry, I'll leave everything to you." Yu Gan waved his stick and rushed over with fiery eyes.

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From time to time in the yard, I heard the sound of slapping, and Yu Gan started to strike. It was ruthless, sticking to the flesh.

"Don't be so tall, you are a donkey, so you like to stick up so much? This is soft and beautiful, not soft and beautiful."

"Yes, yes, your eyes should be softer."

"Yes, bend the waist slightly to the right."

"The arm, the arm should also have a little curvature, especially the wrist. This place must be paid attention to, so that it will not be so easy to get sore when moving up and down in the future."

"Open your mouth a little bit, yes, yes, it's best to see a little bit of teeth."

"Knees, knees should also be paid attention to. Bow slightly to show more leg lines. This is very important, please remember."

As I taught and taught, the taste began to go wrong.

As he taught and taught, Yu Gan forgot the difference in their identities.

He is in the play!

According to his own aesthetic standards, he is posing for the princess here. What kind of swordsmanship, is that him? It's all left behind.

There is only one thought in his head, and that is to train Li Nianxiang, who has no faults in his figure and appearance, into the shape he likes.

Because of Li Nianxiang's absolute cooperation, Yu Gan at this moment was incomparably swollen.

"Why do I feel that you are going off track?" Li Nianxiang, who twisted her waist and buttocks, asked a question.

"No, there is no deviation."

"Then why did you let me poke so high again? Didn't you not allow me to poke at the beginning?" Li Nianxiang asked.

Yu Gan's expression froze, and his thoughts came back in an instant, what the fuck was he doing just now?

"Princess, the bird's nest porridge is ready..."

Xiao Cai, who was outside the courtyard gate, poked her head while talking, and then stopped abruptly.

Her face turned red suddenly, because she saw the scene at this moment.

The princess twisted her waist and pouted her buttocks, her posture was extremely ambiguous, and the wooden stick in Yu Gan's hand was hitting her buttocks.

The scene was a bit unbearable, very much like the erotic annals that the little girl secretly watched before.

"I'll come back later." Xiao Cai ran away in a hurry, her heart beating wildly.

Is Master Yu teaching the princess how to practice swordsmanship?What a strange sword technique.

Wait, where's the sword?

If I read correctly, it seemed that the sword was thrown on the ground just now.

Xiao Cai's little head was in a daze, ignorant and at a loss.

Xiao Cai's actions naturally woke up Yu Gan and Li Nianxiang in the courtyard.

Yu Gan coughed lightly, with cold sweat on his forehead.

Damn, why didn't I control myself!

Li Nianxiang remained silent, resumed his dignified posture, bent down and picked up the long sword on the ground.

Suddenly, she drew out the sword, put it across Yu Gan's neck, and said coldly, "Are you teasing me just now?"

"I can't help it, and I ask Her Royal Highness to punish you." Yu Gan suddenly gave up his sophistry and took the path of being weak and helpless.

Li Nianxiang's expression was first startled, then incredulous, and finally angry, but the sword in his hand remained motionless.

Looking at this weak and helpless Yu Gan, he couldn't make a move for some reason.

Damn, I wasn't like this before!

Li Nianxiang's expression fluctuated, just like her mood, she was at a loss for a while.

Yu Gan has been staring at Li Nianxiang from the corner of his eye. Seeing him like this, he, who is an old bird among flowers, has confidence in his heart, and he is about to take advantage of the victory and pursue him.

Li Nianxiang in front of him suddenly returned to another expression, and Yu Gan, who had been familiar with the other party for a long time, called out softly, "Sister?"

This is the title of the witch, and only Yu Gan and her know this title.

"Shut up!" Li Nianxiang shouted,

Yu Gan shrank his neck, that's it, it's no use.The Alien has come.

Wait, right?

No matter how you look at it, this witch is also greatly affected?

I saw that Li Nianxiang's ruddy complexion had not completely faded, and she was closing her eyes and trying to calm down her mood.

So, are the "two people" of them really influencing each other?

Yu Gan confirmed this again.So my mind became active again, and it won't change into a completely new personality in the end, right?

Or if the proportions of their personalities are different, wouldn't there be countless versions of Li Nianxiang?

Yu Gan's thinking broke through the sky, and his brain was wide open.

At this time, Li Nianxiang completely recovered her normal expression, and looked at Yu Gan indifferently, "I told you that you are not allowed to have any unreasonable thoughts about the princess.

What are you doing? "

Yu Gan clasped his fists obediently and said, "It's all a misunderstanding, I'm all upright, just for teaching."

How could Li Nianxiang believe Yu Gan's nonsense, but she couldn't hold on to this point, and finally could only sternly shout, "No next time."

"Yeah, I got it, I got it." Yu Gan said perfunctorily, "Do you have anything else to do? If you have nothing to do, please go in. I have to teach the princess how to dance a sword. I will be honest.

You also know that if the princess makes a fool of herself at the banquet, I will die. "

Li Nianxiang turned her head and looked at Yu Gan with lightning eyes, who smiled shyly and shut up obediently.

"I'll talk about the sword practice later, I have something to tell you." Li Nianxiang went to the table and sat down, poured himself a cup of tea, and said something lightly.

Yu Gan also walked over, sat down across from her, poured himself a glass without being polite at all, drank it all in one gulp, then nodded and said.

"Look at you, do you want me to do something?"

"Yes, and no." Li Nianxiang took a sharp turn, and switched to other topics, "You are not taking over the Qinyuan case now, right?"

"You know this too?" Yu Gan squinted his eyes and looked at each other, "Only Mr. Gu and Gongsun Yan know. Could it be that Gu Qingyuan and Minister Gu belong to you?"

"You think too much," Li Nianxiang shook her head, "this kind of obvious thing. Now I am very pleased that you are valued so much by the ministers of Dali Temple.

Especially Gu Qingyuan, who has been cultivating in Tai'an for many years, can be said to have a very wide network of contacts, and it is not easy for you to gain his approval.

And he personally asked you not to participate in Qinyuan's case, which shows how much he protects you now. "

Yu Gan spread his hands, "So you are complimenting me? I don't accept your compliment, because I, Yu, did all this by myself, and it has nothing to do with you."

Li Nianxiang was not annoyed at all, just drank his tea, and continued, "King of Nanyang, I think there is going to be trouble on the Ghost Festival. I don't know what it is, it may be an assassination or something."

"Assassinate who?" Yu Gan asked,

"Who else do you think there is?"

"Emperor?" Yu Gan made a guess.

"You don't seem surprised at all?" Li Nianxiang asked with narrowed eyes.

"Why am I surprised? I'm just surprised that no one is doing anything." Yu Gan replied, "This day, the Son of Heaven held a banquet for hundreds of ghosts. He was grand and generous, and he gave him the limelight of the whole world.

It's not normal for others to be jealous.I am not surprised that those ambitious vassals and crooks, including you, have evil intentions.

Especially in this kind of public occasion, it's great to succeed, even if you fail, you can still splash dirty water everywhere, mess up the water, how interesting it is to make a mess.

If I were the king of Nanyang, I would do this kind of thing too. "

Li Nianxiang looked at Yu Gan firmly, "You are indeed very different from others."

"Which area are you referring to? I am indeed a bit more powerful, especially Xiasanlu, who is extremely fierce." Yu Gan said proudly.

"You are the first person I have ever seen with such an identity, but you don't have much respect for the emperor. It's rare." Li Nianxiang said lightly, "Aren't you afraid of the emperor?"

"I'm afraid, of course I'm afraid. You're here, so I'm not afraid." Yu Gan said in an old-fashioned way, and finally lowered his voice.

"You tell me the truth, you tell me about Nanyang King, do we have to do it too?

I can tell you that my current strength cannot withstand such a thing.So are you.By the way, who did the King of Nanyang invite to kill?Ghost repair? "

"Don't worry, I won't participate." Li Nianxiang said lightly, "Why do you think it's a ghost cultivator?"

"I'm curious, just say it casually." Yu Gan said perfunctorily.

Naturally, it was impossible for him to talk about Wei Dashan's matter, or that sentence, now he and Li Nianxiang are in a purely cooperative relationship of interests.

Haven't reached the point of heart-to-heart yet.

There is no need to let her know about many things, and she should have her own power.

While building contacts, we should not only strengthen our own strength, but also strengthen our external influence.These will be the foundation for Yu Gan to gain a foothold in the future.

"It's not a ghost cultivator." Li Nianxiang replied, "Nanyang King has raised many masters, so there is no need to find a ghost cultivator."