My wife is weirder than the last

"What do you mean?" Yu Gan asked.

Prime Minister Gui directly took out a few pieces of gold from his pocket, looked at Yu Gan very proudly, "Boy, I have learned a lot these days.

This thing is extremely precious to your human race, Mr. Gui, I have no other skills, and it is more than enough to fish these things at the bottom of the river.

From now on, Mr. Gui will have to rely on himself to be chic, and Mr. Gui will also be like you, letting those girls take the initiative to throw themselves into their arms and give them bags! "

Yu Gan was stunned, good guy, what the hell is this little old man learning so fast?

Can you let him go out independently so smoothly?

cannot!Yu Gan gave a definite answer, if Prime Minister Turtle ran away by himself, how would he make money?

Looking at the three pieces of dog's head gold in the opponent's hand, Yu Gan's heart became hot. This kind of genius-level gold digger must stay with him, there is no need to discuss it!

"Master Gui, are you afraid that you are dreaming?" Yu Gan sneered.

"What do you mean, boy? You want to bluff me, Mr. Turtle? Tell you, Mr. Turtle doesn't like this!" Prime Minister Turtle tried his best to widen his mung bean eyes.

Yu Ganyu said earnestly, "Master Gui, do you think visiting a brothel is a very simple matter? Let me tell you, the most indispensable thing in a brothel is sightliness.

The eyes of various forces, what would other people think when they saw an ordinary old man with such a generous hand?

They will definitely check you subconsciously!So what to do?If the identity of the monster clan is discovered, it will be a small matter for you, Mr. Gui, to be caught and stewed in soup, but it will be a big matter for Xiao Wan to be implicated!

This kind of thing, Mr. Gui, would you like to see it? "

Prime Minister Gui's expression was awkward, what Yu Gan said was indeed reasonable, the place of fireworks is a place where dirt is hidden, and it is indeed possible for him to be targeted and attract attention.

"Then Mr. Gui, I should be more careful and save money. If it doesn't help, I can't pretend!" Prime Minister Gui said with his long neck stuck.

Yu Ganba said in a high voice, "Grand Turtle, ask yourself, do you think it is possible? You have a tall and handsome image, a celestial aura, and a heroic demeanor.

No matter how you change, how can you not be attractive?How can it not attract the attention of others? "

Prime Minister Gui was taken aback, his face wrinkled like dead tree bark, he was so excited.

"What you said seems to make some sense. Master Gui, I am indeed easy to attract people's attention."

"That's right!" Yu Gan patted his thigh, "So I still have to come forward to spend money, you say yes, after following me for so many days, can I cheat you, Mr. Gui?"

"It's not."

"Will I satisfy your wish? Why do you call me, I will try my best to help you, right? Girls call you two for you!" Yu Gan said righteously.

"That's true."

"So, I'm in the early stage, you enjoy it, isn't it the best?" Yu Gan took advantage of the opportunity to fish out the three pieces of dog's head gold from Mr. Gui's hand,

Prime Minister Gui didn't react a little bit, he always felt that Yu Gan's words were reasonable, but he always felt that something was wrong.

In the end, he could only pretend to be ruthless, "Then... you are not allowed to lie to Master Turtle. You must bring me here often! Don't come here secretly again!"

"Of course, what you said, don't worry, Mr. Gui, I will leave the happiness of your lower body to me." Yu Gan smiled and took Prime Minister Gui's shoulders, and stepped into the Mei Pavilion.

A smile began to ripple on the latter's face, Yu Gan is still very authentic, considerate of the old man, not bad.

Walking into Meige, it was still that mother.Yu Gan called Madam familiarly.

The latter walked over with a bright smile, twisting his waist, "My lord, I was short-sighted before, and I never thought I was an adult of Dali Temple. Please forgive me."

As he said, he laid his body softly on Yu Gan's arm in a very irritating manner.

Prime Minister Gui stared straight at him, and he really wanted to do this. I have to say that since he and Yu Gan went to the brothel twice, he found that this kid was indeed more chic than himself in this kind of thing.

Compared with him, I look like a tough guy.

"Ma'am, you don't need to be polite." Yu Gan pinched the other party's... in a very pyrotechnic manner, and then whispered, "As usual, call this turtle the kind of girl you were last time, and don't look for a girl who is too good-looking." All right, as long as you are in good shape. This time, there are three. As for me, I’m here to find Shishi.”

"Understood." Mama Sang said with a smile, "Why don't you try other girls too? We have the best girls here."

"Let's talk about it next time." Yu Gan declined with a smile.

Naturally, he would not tell his mother Sang that he likes clean girls, clean girls like Li Shishi.He has to be responsible for his brother, he can't get sick.

If you said this in a brothel, wouldn't it be a blatant slap in the face.Naturally, Yu Gan would not say such a thing.

"Okay, young master, wait a moment, I'll go get the girl right now." Mother Sang twisted and went to find the girl.

Yu Gan was not in a hurry, and patiently waited here with Mr. Gui.

Soon, Mama Sang came over with three girls in extremely cool clothes.

Beauty is not enough, flesh color is enough.

It is very bold at first glance.

"Ah, boy, why is this again..." Mr. Gui was about to ask Yu Gan why there are so many good-looking girls, but every time he finds this kind of girl for himself

Mr. Turtle can't figure it out!

However, surrounded by these three girls, and under the delicate and sweet calling of the uncle, Prime Minister Gui completely lost himself, and let the girls take him in.

Yu Gan narrowed his eyes and watched the little old man leave his sight, then started to walk towards the backyard.

He came to Li Shishi's courtyard with ease, pushed the door open and walked in, not polite at all.

The room is still so fresh and elegantly furnished, and the scent of sandalwood smells very fragrant.

Li Shishi, who was wearing a light shirt, was sitting cross-legged on the bed. A layman thought she was taking a rest, but Yu Gan had a talisman, and at a glance, he could see traces of yin energy pouring into her body.

This girl is practicing here.

The movement of pushing the door awakened Li Shishi, and the sullen eyes turned into tenderness and joy the moment he saw Yu Gan.

If it wasn't for acting skills, then it can only be said that Yu Gan's arrival really made Li Shishi's eyes full of joy.

"Officer, why are you here suddenly?"

Li Shishi exclaimed, and ran all the way with his bare feet, the light gauze on his body was gently fluttering and swaying.

Watching Yu Gan flickering.

Seductive na, seductive.

Spectacular, spectacular.

Li Shishi lay directly in Yu Gan's arms, arching and arching, like a nagging kitten, whining and chirping.

"The officials don't say anything, so the teacher can go out to meet him."

Yu Gan instantly put aside the fact that Li Shishi secretly practiced again, and was conquered by his sister's tea-scented behavior.

I can't stand it!Such a soft sister really can't stand it.

"Why, can't I come suddenly?" Yu Gan teased as he rubbed the other person's hair, while the fragrance lingered on the tip of his nose.

"Officer~, what are you talking about?" Li Shishi raised his chin, and I looked at Yu Gan pitifully, "Master, I wish the official could live here."

Yu Gan smiled lightly, picked up the soft and boneless Li Shishi directly by the waist, went inside and sat down.

Li Shishi wrapped his arms around his neck, and looked at Yu Gan with winking eyes,

"You were secretly practicing again just now."

Yu Gan squinted his eyes and smiled, pinching the opponent's chin, looking at this palm-sized face, delicate and white, with skin that can be broken by blowing, and asked happily.

"No, officer~, Shishi only cultivates occasionally," Li Shishi said softly, biting his lips lightly.

Yu Ganyu said earnestly, "Although I won't talk to Palace Master Li, I still have to be cautious and don't make too much progress."

"Master, I know. Are the officials tired? Do you want Shishi to rub it for you first?" Li Shishi said with a smile like a silver bell.

Yu Gan stretched out his index finger, stroked the other's little face lightly, and said with a smile, "You're so caring."

Li Shishi directly nibbled on Yu Gan's finger, and said with a wink, "Shishi only cares about officials."

"Hiss~" Yu Gan was instantly excited, "Naughty!"

"Then hold it down for me first." Yu Gan let go of Li Shishi, and lay down on Li Shishi's bed, a scent that only belonged to Li Shishi filled his nostrils.

Before coming, Yu Gan was in a hurry, but after meeting Li Shishi, he became less anxious.

A longer prelude is actually a better experience.

Li Shishi also directly sat on Yu Gan's back lightly, and stretched out his hand shallowly to help Yu Gan take off the flying eagle suit.Then gently kneaded his arm.

Comfortable, Yu Gan hummed.

"Teacher, your rocker-pressing skills were unexpectedly so strong."

"If the officials like it, Shishi will press it for you every day in the future." Li Shishi smiled.

Yu Gan grabbed the opponent's wrist, and then gently pulled, Li Shishi fell down and lay on Yu Gan's back.

"No need to press it."

Yu Gan turned over quickly again, face to face.

The two people who were close at hand listened to each other's breathing, and Li Shishi asked a little shyly, "Does the official want to chat?"

"Let's talk later." Yu Gan pulled the curtain aside, "Master, I treat you like that. It's like three autumns after seeing each other."

Li Shishi let out an exclamation, and when he came back to his senses, he was already under someone.

"Also, don't call me an official." Yu Gan said with a heavy breath, "I like to hear you call me a gentleman."

"Ah?... Shishi never called out like that before..."

"Then shout now."

The boat swayed again, like a flat boat on the river, shaking and shaking, shaking and shaking.

Li Shishi finally still called Mr. Xianggong, and after calling about a dozen sentences, the boat stopped moving.

Yu Gan lifted the curtain.

He was a little desperate, with panic in his despair, fear in his panic, and shame in his fear.

In this way, eight or nine kinds of complex eyes looked at Li Shishi together.

What the hell is wrong with him!

Yu Gan let out a cry of despair in his heart.

As if he could feel Yu Gan's heartfelt sadness, Li Shishi held Yu Gan very carefully, and whispered about Mr. Yu.

"Sanggong, how about I try again for you, you should be fine, just a little nervous."

Yu Gan finally calmed down, looked straight at Li Shishi, and said, "It should be like this, so let's try to be gentle?"

"En." Li Shishi lowered his head shyly, and took the initiative to close the curtain.

A full two quarters of an hour passed.

Master Li's cheeks were numb.

Yu Gan's self-confidence returned to his face, and he laughed wildly in his heart, he has no problem! !

What the hell, let's just say, my sun roll has already been cultivated so much, how could there be problems in this regard.

But I have no problem, so what went wrong?

While Li Shishi ran to rinse his mouth, Yu Gan fell into deep thought.

Soon, Li Shishi trotted back again, Yu Gan hugged her and said.

"Master, I have no problem, why can't I be with you. Is there something wrong with you?"

"Officer! Don't talk nonsense!" Li Shishi was a little sullen.

Yu Gan smiled lightly, "Blame me, blame me, don't talk about it."

I just thought in my heart that this thing can be tried by others, and the problem can be found only by comparison.

This is called a comparative verification experiment, which is taught by teachers. It belongs to the category of science, not morality.

Yu Gan, who is good at changing concepts secretly, is extremely shameless and has no psychological pressure at all.

"Don't make fun of me like this next time!"

"Okay, I got it." Yu Gan was refreshed now, and he returned to being a gentleman in the sage mode, just hugging Li Shishi lightly.

"Teacher, we are completely against Li Jinping now, so you have to be more modest. If Li Jinping contacts me, I will try my best to deal with her,

Just don't practice for a while, let's see it after a while, how about it? " Yu Gan said.

"Okay, I'll listen to the officials." Li Shishi smiled sweetly.