My wife is weirder than the last

Yu Gan smiled, "Then you know what getting married means to us."

"I have no experience, I don't know."

"Is there anything else besides being happy?"

"Isn't it enough to be happy? We are married, and you are my man. When I think about this, I am very happy, so I must marry you.

Why are you asking so much?Do you want to go back on your word? "

"No, no, how is it possible." Yu Gan quickly waved his hand, "I just asked casually."

"If you are reluctant, then forget it." Yu Xiaowan's tone was a little lower.

"Absolutely not forced, I am very happy and happy." Yu Gan promised with the most excited voice in his life.

"That's what you said, if you dare to treat me badly or do something wrong to me in the future, I'll beat you to death!" Yu Xiaowan waved her small fists, wrinkled her nose, and had a "violent" look on her face.

"Okay, if I want to be a real jerk, I'll clean it up as you please. I, Yu, will never be a jerk." Yu Gan promised with a smile.

"Put your hands down a little bit." Yu Xiaowan leaned a little closer, and then said.

"Go down?" Yu Gan was stunned for a moment, looked down at Yu Xiaowan's small chest, and said, "I'll be rude if I go down."

Yu Xiaowan's puzzled tone was hurried, "We're married, and we won't be kids anymore. I want to have a try with you.

Didn't the book say that you men like to do this?And the book said it was fun. "

"Nonsense!" Yu Gan swallowed, with a straight face, "What kind of man am I? Xiaowan, let me tell you, I can't guarantee Yu Gan's other qualities.

But on the other hand, I'm definitely a gentleman, don't try me with a trick, I won't be fooled!

Also, Xiaowan, you won't be allowed to..."

Yu Gan's voice stopped abruptly, and his eyes almost fell off.

Because Yu Xiaowan made a frenzied movement, first muttered something, and then took the initiative to grab Yu Gan's right hand and press it to the unknown part of the cloud on her chest.

The damned touch reached Yu Gan's cerebral cortex, and he froze there instantly, speechless.

Yu Xiaowan was even worse, her whole body instantly became hot, very hot.The drowsy body softened, lying on Yu Gan's shoulder like a sleepy kitten, unable to move at all.

In the end, it was Yu Gan who reluctantly withdrew his right hand first, and Yu Xiaowan seemed to come back to life, gasping for breath with a flushed face.

"The book is full of lies!" Yu Xiaowan squeezed out this sentence.

"From now on, don't read blindly." Yu Gan swallowed again, speaking righteously.

"Then shall we try something else?"

"You... this... I, haven't we formally paid homage yet?"

"That's right." Hearing these words, Yu Xiaowan came to life completely, and jumped up in a jiffy, holding Yu Gan's hand to walk towards the stream.

"What are you doing?"

"Baitang, the auspicious time is here, I almost forgot, it's all your fault, why mess around!"

"Ah, it's not you..."

"Okay, stop talking. Let's get started."

Yu Xiaowan jumped forward, facing Yu Gan, with the slow stream behind her.

She was wearing a gorgeous red palace dress, and the wreaths on her body were jingling.Under the bright moonlight, a refreshing smile floated on his face.

She stretched out her hand towards Yu Gan with a smile like this.

This smile is like the wild flowers all over the mountains and plains blooming in the most beautiful spring color at this moment.

The warmth was sent into the Tusu in Yu Gan's heart along the evening wind.At this moment, Yu Gan knew that he would never forget Yu Xiaowan's smile in his life.

This smile that bloomed under the moonlight in the valley.

"It's a beautiful day, Er... Er..."

At first, Yu Xiaowan followed the professional procedure to give a speech in a serious manner, but she collapsed in the next moment, and she pouted again, "What if I forgot the words, oh, who wrote this, it's really hard to memorize."

For a moment, Yu Gan didn't know whether to continue to be touched or to laugh.

Yu Xiaowan is really serious and cute when she is joking.

"Forget it, forget it, don't want to." Yu Xiaowan waved her hands directly, then raised her small chin, spread her hands, and said emotionally.

"Ah. The weather is really nice tonight and the moon is very big. Yu Xiaowan and Yu Gan are getting married!"

"Okay, well said!" Yu Gan clapped his palms in cooperation.

It would be fine if he didn't have this reaction, but now that he had this reaction, Yu Xiaowan blushed a little, and she also realized that she seemed a little naive.

Then he glared at Yu Gan "fiercely", "Don't interrupt!"

"Uh, I won't say it, I won't say it." Yu Gan hurriedly remained silent.

"Forget it, don't do such nonsense." Yu Xiaowan jumped again, and landed on Yu Gan's side.I saw her speaking clearly.

"Come, let's worship heaven and earth."

Yu Gan almost couldn't hold back his smile, a sense of freshness came over his face.It's really funny, fun and touching.

In this deserted valley, the two young men and women are deeply praying to the moon.

"Two thanks to the high hall!"

Yu Xiaowan was obviously into the drama, she spoke with an incomparably serious and holy expression.

Yu Gan glanced at it, and now he couldn't hold back anymore, and laughed out loud.

Yu Xiaowan is in a hurry!

Grinning directly, she rushed towards Yu Gan, her sharp teeth biting directly on Yu Gan's arm, she didn't let go until the red mark was bitten out, and then said depressedly.

"What are you doing! Can you be more serious! We are worshiping!"

"Serious, serious." Yu Gan's painful face was deformed, it was really painful.Because Yu Xiaowan's strength lies here, Yu Gan was directly bitten by the defense.

"Waiting for Gaotang, worshiping Gaotang, let's continue." Yu Gan continued, "There is no Gaotang here, why do we worship?"

"You beg me! I'll be your high school." Yu Xiaowan rolled her eyes and said.

"You take advantage of me!" Yu Gan said angrily.

"Hee hee, good boy, call me mother and listen." Yu Xiaowan's playfulness also came up, so she didn't care about worshiping Gaotang, and she was about to become a mother.

"Yu, have you lost your mind!" Yu Gan rolled up his sleeves.

"You have a kind of beating, you beat your wife on the first day, you beat me." Yu Xiaowan was right at all, instead she put her right cheek closer and said arrogantly.

"You..." Yu Gan's expression turned cheerful suddenly, he gently pinched the opponent's face, and said, "It's not fair for me to call you.

In this way, let's talk about our own business, I call your mother, you call my father..."

"Huh!" Before Yu Gan could finish his sentence, Yu Xiaowan retreated a little contemptuously, "You really are a pervert, I got it out of this test, you are too perverted!"

Yu Gan's head was full of black lines, he didn't expect Yu Xiaowan to be here waiting for him.How could he have imagined that he would be played by a little girl in the palm of his hand.

Just when he wanted to show off his male majesty in the north, Yu Xiaowan suddenly became serious, looked at Yu Gan with blinking eyes, and imitated Yu Gan's tone just now, and said.

"Would you like to say goodbye again? If you don't, it's really impolite."

Yu Gan twitched his cheeks fiercely twice, and finally let out a resentful snort, also correcting his posture.

"How about we bow in the direction of Tai'an City now, and then in the direction of my father?" Yu Xiaowan asked.

"Ok."

So, the two seriously bowed to Gaotang again.

Play for fun, make trouble for trouble, Yu Xiaowan is extremely devout on top of the great right and wrong.

"I've been to Tai'an City so many times, but I haven't paid homage to your parents. I'm sorry," Yu Xiaowan said in a low voice.

"It's a big day, why are you talking about this. It's okay, as long as you have the heart. I will take you there later." Yu Gan said with a smile.

"Okay." Yu Xiaowan raised her head and looked at Yu Gan eagerly, "Then it's time to say goodbye."

"Yes."

"You are taller than me, your legs are spread out, otherwise it won't look good."

"Ok."

"Raise your shoulders a bit, it looks great."

"OK,"

"And there's more..."

Yu Gan let Yu Xiaowan fiddle with it, until finally she put on the most satisfactory posture, and then said with relief, "Okay, that's it, keep still."

"Ah."

"Happy husband and wife."

Following Yu Xiaowan's clear voice, the two looked at each other gently and bent over at the same time.

Feng Guan finally touched Yu Gan's bun.

In this moment, this time,

absurd, real,

sloppy, rigorous,

The rough and meticulous marriage ceremony was miraculously completed.

The touch of the phoenix crown and the bun is a lifetime event.

The emotions and responsibilities of life surged out of Yu Gan's heart like this, and he was in a daze.

Yu Xiaowan was also in a daze, because Yu Gan just accompanied her in a playful way to make this ceremony full of sense.

This kind of marriage ceremony made Yu Xiaowan happier than any other way.

Yes, the ceremony is completed, and the two are husband and wife.

I will be Mrs. Yu from now on.

Huh?Pronounce the same?whee.

Madam Yu, these three words seemed to have a different kind of magic power, echoing in Yu Xiaowan's mind non-stop.The rippling ripples passed her heart round and round.

Then the whole person slowly became numb, soft, and his body was hot.

She really likes the title Mrs. Yu very much.

Yu Gan looked at the rosy face of the girl in front of him, and a gentle smile could not help but hang on the corner of his mouth.

But in the next moment, gentleness turned into panic, because Yu Gan saw Yu Xiaowan unfasten her belt suddenly.

"Xiaowan, what are you doing!" Yu Gan grabbed Yu Xiaowan's little hand that was committing a crime.

"Undress,"

"Why are you undressing?"

"The bridal chamber?"

"This is the wilderness!" Yu Gan stared like copper bells.

"How wonderful." Yu Xiaowan looked around, and said strangely, "There are no outsiders here, such a beautiful valley is not suitable for this bridal chamber."

"No, that's not the point." Yu Gan couldn't tell what was wrong for a while, but simply couldn't fix it, he said.

"Girls shouldn't take the initiative to do this kind of thing, and besides, aren't you shy?"

"Ah," Yu Xiaowan twitched, blushing and lowering her head, "I'm quite shy, but I want to try here with you. This is my responsibility as a wife."

Yu Gan couldn't help but smile, "Don't worry, I'll show it to you soon. We have to do another thing."

"What's the matter?" Yu Xiaowan looked up at Yu Gan in confusion, "What could be more important than the bridal chamber?"

"Is this all you can think about!" Yu Gan knocked on the other person's forehead.

Yu Xiaowan covered her forehead with her hands, "It hurts, what are you doing? Where are you going?"

"Take you to worship hall." Yu Gan said firmly.

"Didn't you just pray?"