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"The ratings of the local Spring Festival Gala are on par with ours!"

"It's over!"

"We've completely lost Zhongzhou's face!"

"The ratings of the big Spring Festival Gala have never been caught up by the local Spring Festival Gala..."

"No matter how special this year's situation is, such a situation is still a shame for us in Central Continent!"

"Is it a question of stigma now?"

"Now it's a question of whether Zhongzhou will need you or me to hold the Spring Festival Gala in the future!"

Everyone panicked!

Zhuang Xian yelled suddenly: "Shut up, everyone, whoever said we're done, there's still half of the time left in the Spring Festival Gala!"

It's only been about three hours now.

However, in the last three hours of the Spring Festival Gala, Zhongzhou hid several trump cards. This is his arrangement, leaving the good things behind!

Almost forgot about this!

Everyone was stunned and calmed down.

Everyone was just shocked by Qin Zhou's ratings.

What Zhuang Xian said is right, the good programs of Zhongzhou Spring Festival Gala are all behind!

Qin Zhou didn't know how to hide his clumsiness. He put out so many good-looking and interesting programs in the first three hours. In the remaining half of the time, would there be enough heavyweight programs to compete with Zhongzhou?

Think so.

The assistant director Chang An suddenly became excited, looked at the stage, his face became rosy again: "Finally it's the turn of these two teachers!"

"There's a good show here!"

When everyone in the Zhongzhou Spring Festival Gala saw what was going on on stage, they immediately burst into smiles: "There is no need to worry about the ratings for this round!"

crosstalk!

Zhongzhou's next program is a cross talk show, the performers are Blue Star's top cross talk masters, the famous Liu brothers, Liu Kun and Liu Wei's cross talk show, the status of these two people in the cross talk world is just like that of Shi Yan and Chen Feng in the sketch The status of the world is almost the same!

……

The Liu family brothers talked about cross talk!

This news quickly spread to the audiences of the major Spring Festival Gala, and it immediately aroused the excitement of countless people.

The Qinzhou Spring Festival Gala was also affected.

"Guys, look at Zhongzhou Terrace, they finally serve hard dishes!"

"What hard food?"

"I'll just say four words, Brother Liu!"

"Liu Kun and Teacher Liu Wei!?"

"Good guy, let's look at Zhongzhou Terrace!"

"Let me just say, there must be hard food behind Zhongzhou!"

"Although Qin Zhou's show is very exciting, there's really nothing I can do about it. I really like the Liu brothers talking about cross talk!"

"Let's go!"

"Watching cross talk really is a big Spring Festival Gala!"

Many people who had just transferred to Qinzhou TV Station were attracted by this news before they could rest assured. Even many viewers who had been watching the Qinzhou Spring Festival Gala were a little tempted!

Liu Kun, Liu Wei!

That's the brothers of the Liu family!

Their cross talk is so wonderful!

How about going to Qinzhou TV station to watch it for a while?

Just turn back to Qinzhou TV after watching the cross talk!

Thinking in this way, many people were ready to act, but coincidentally, when many people were about to change channels, the host suddenly introduced the next program: "We know that there are two types of cross talk, one is stand-up comic talk, and the other is stand-up comedy." It is a cross talk spoken by one person; the other is a cross talk spoken by two people, one is making fun of the other; but have you ever heard of a cross talk by five people, have you ever heard of a group cross talk?"

……

Backstage.

Lin Yuan smiled.

Lan Xing only has stand-up comics and counterpart comics, but no group comics. His design can be regarded as the first of its kind.

But even in the Chinese cross talk circle, group cross talk is rare. Most of the classics are stand-up or paired cross talk, and group cross talk is not the mainstream.

Because there is such a saying in the comic circle:

One person is for talking, two people are for teasing, three people are for coaxing, four people are for coaxing, and five people are in chaos.

The cross talk of three people is still rare, and four people start to booing, not to mention the difficulty of the cross talk of five people. Even if Lin Yuan searched the system library, he only found a few group cross talks, and the most classic group cross talk One of the cross talks is Mr. Ma Ji's traditional cross talk "Five Senses Fighting for Merit"!

Guan refers to organs.

The theme of cross talk is the debate of eyes, nose, mouth, ears and head.

Following the host's introduction, a few lines of words appeared in the lower left corner of the TV.

Program: Five Senses Fight for Merit

Performers: Guo Leng, Zhao Qilin, Li Qian, Peng Zhou, Feng An

Script: Chu Kuang

Many viewers who were about to switch channels couldn't help but put down the remote control, more or less attracted by this gimmick.

"Crosstalk of five people!?"

"This statement is really new!"

"The comic book is also provided by the old thief. The old thief is about to change careers. It is a sketch and a cross talk!"

"Can this thing work?"

"I originally wanted to express my doubts, but when I thought about the skit "Eating Noodles", I felt that this old thief's book is probably a bit level!"

"The five actors are not bad either!"

"Although these five alone cannot compare to the Liu family brothers, but together, the weight of the five people is not inferior to the Liu family brothers!"

"Cross talk doesn't work that way."

"It's really not that the more people there are, the better it looks."

"But I have to say that the performance of five cross talk masters on the same stage is indeed very attractive. With the addition of the old thief's book, I am interested!"

Chu crazy!

Five cross talk masters!

Group comics like never before!

These gimmicks put together are enough to form a reason for many viewers not to change channels!

at this time.

Qin Zhou's cross talk has begun!

The cross talk in Zhongzhou has also begun!

The programs of the major Spring Festival Gala are not synchronized, but the occasional overlap is also normal. This is the first overlap between the two sides, and they are all cross talk performances!

……

Guo Leng stepped onto the stage, with a slightly chubby figure and a friendly smile: "Let me tell you something, I had a dream last night, my dream was very strange, I dreamed of my facial features... ..."

Sudden.

There was a voice next to it, and four other actors came on stage one after another. They played the roles of eyes, head, nose and ears respectively. The facial features together formed a good show with the head played by Guo Ling!

"Yo! Head."

"Hey."

"Ha ha!"

"Hello!"

"Do you still know me?"

"May I ask your surname?"

"My surname is Eye."

"Last name?"

"Surname Eye."

"Does a hundred family names have your surname?"

"That's the first one."

"Which sentence?"

"Zhao Qiansun eyes."

"I've never heard of it! Zhao Qiansun eyes? Zhao Qiansun Li!"

The five senses are arguing about who has the most credit, which is obviously a very common thing in life, but when it comes to the mouths of several comedians, it is extraordinarily interesting and witty!

……

Central Continent.

Zhuang Xian frowned: "Qin Zhou is also a cross talk?"

Chang An sneered: "Now they have hit the muzzle. The horizontal comparison is the easiest way to see the difference. After watching our program, the audience will know which one is more exciting. Just look at this scene!"

On the stage of the Zhongzhou Spring Festival Gala.

The Liu brothers performed very well.

From time to time, the audience clapped and applauded.

There was no mistake at all. The Liu brothers were as funny as ever, and the quality of the program was as good as ever. No wonder the Liu brothers were invited every year for the Spring Festival Gala no matter which continent they were in. These two brothers could hold on to the scene!

But Zhuang Xian was still uneasy.

He suddenly found a place away from other people, opened the Qin Zhou Spring Festival Gala on the tablet by accident, and watched Qin Zhou's cross talk for a while.

Qinzhou stage.

The facial features are still arguing.

Nose: You face that mouth!

Head: Why am I facing him?

Nose: Hey!Get some delicious and delicious food, such as chicken, duck, fish, delicacies, orange soda, cream popsicles, you can put them all in your mouth!ah?

Head: I stuffed your nose, can you digest it, you?

Mouth: Come on nose, no matter how delicious he is, I didn’t touch the edge of my mouth, let you smell it first!

Nose: Huh?I'll smell it first, why do you have halazi?

Mouth: Nonsense!If you have a cold, I have to bear it for you when you are out of breath.

Eyes: Stop talking!You two are popular and spicy, and I look helplessly at nothing about me!

Ears: Yes!Can't I see it?

Head: All right, all right!There's nothing wrong with you two here.

Nose: This is a good thing, it all falls on the mouth!

Mouth: Alright!You just see my delicious food and spicy food!Which one of you will have a disaster, get sick, drink some bitter water, take a pill and not put it all in my mouth?What did I say?Just say your nose, clear water and snot can flow into my mouth, and I am your spittoon!

Ears: That's right, these earrings are still piercing my ears!

Mouth: Yes!It hurts your ears, I still have to grin.