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"The arm can't twist the thigh. No one will use Dong Wang after Zhongzhou's ban. Qinzhou TV is the first to break the ice!"

"I haven't seen Dong Wang in the past few years. Is he still at the same level as a few years ago?"

"It seems to be a little older than before, and I still feel a little young before, but it is precisely because I was relatively young before that I have conflicts with Zhongzhou."

"Let's watch the show first!"

"I'm worried now that he hasn't performed on stage for several years, and he is no longer in the same state as he was back then."

……

Backstage.

Tong Shuwen smiled wryly: "Now we have offended Zhongzhou terribly. Not only have the ratings surpassed them, but now we have directly hired actors they banned to perform."

Lin Yuan said: "But he played the best role."

Dong Wang is a sketch actor banned by Zhongzhou.

Of course Lin Yuan knew about Dong Wang being blocked by Zhongzhou, and Tong Shuwen also talked about the specific situation with him, which involved a lot of interests.

But Lin Yuan didn't care.

After confirming that there is no problem with Dong Wang's artistic virtues, Lin Yuan decisively arranged for Dong Wang to perform the last skit called "Selling Abductees".

Yes.

Yide is fine, he has never done anything bad, Lin Yuan dares to use it, no matter who has blocked him.

But before choosing Dong Wang.

Lin Yuan has also seen many of Dong Wang's early sketches.

It can only be said that this Dong Wang is worthy of being the "Sketch King" praised by everyone.

The other party's performance was wonderful!

If it wasn't for this reason, Lin Yuan would not have put the other party in the finale.

To know.

This skit is over, and this year's Spring Festival Gala can almost come to an end.

Think so.

Lin Yuan heard huge applause coming from the scene!

Dong Wang is here!

The audience cheered after a long absence!

Everyone has not forgotten the "Sketch King" who was so famous in the past!

……

Central Continent.

Everyone in the director team of the Spring Festival Gala was stunned!

The director teams on all continents fell into a slump at the same time!

"Is Qin Zhoutai crazy?"

"How dare you use Dong Wang?"

"Didn't Dong Wang be banned by the person who named him?"

"All continents tacitly gave up on cooperating with Dong Wang, how dare he Xianyu dare to risk the displeasure of the world?"

"No, he used Qinzhou to fight us in Zhongzhou, and even defeated us with ratings. What else is he afraid of?"

"This kid is really daring, and he will have good fruit to eat in the future!"

"In recent years, no one has offended Zhongzhou more ruthlessly than him."

"Let's watch the show."

"I'm also curious if Dong Wang still has the strength he had back then."

"It would be interesting if Dong Wangyan failed, don't let it go so smoothly, the last bullet misfired."

……

Will the last round misfire?

Dong Wang's face was full of smiles, he didn't look like he had just returned after being banned at all, and he even showed a sense of joy and cunning.

next to.

Actress Ni Yun shouted: "Big fool, big fool!"

Dong Wang said unhurriedly: "Hey! What are you calling a fool, you are out selling this thing today, can you not call me by my stage name?"

Puchi!

The audience was instantly overjoyed!

"Hahahaha!"

"Dong Wang can!"

"What the hell are you fooling around with your stage name?"

"These two are liars!"

"I haven't seen Teacher Dong Wang for so many years, this performance still has the same taste!"

"Why do I feel that he is more joyful than before!"

"I can feel it as soon as I come up, this is the skill of Xiaopin King!"

It's only just begun, but audiences are already starting to get into the rhythm and atmosphere of that skit.

……

soon.

Another actor Zhou Fan appeared.

Zhou Fan played the role of Fan Wei.

Fan Wei's voice is unique, Zhou Fan's voice is also very distinctive, the tone is pleasing, and there are still many such talents in the sketch world.

The cooperation between the two is very tacit.

Dong Wang started to fool around: "I know what you do!"

Zhou Fan's voice stammered a bit: "You still know what I do, what do I do?"

Dong Wang: "You are the big boss of the business!"

Zhou Fan: "What?"

Dong Wang's voice changed quickly: "That's impossible."

Speaking of this passage from another person, it really doesn't feel that funny, but just these few words came out of Dong Wang's mouth, and the audience burst into laughter in an instant!

Now everyone forgot about the ban.

Everyone's attention is on the skit itself, and the two are still playing against each other:

"Do you know why your face is so big?"

"Why?"

"Your peripheral nerve necrosis has suffocated the top."

"Where did you hold that?"

"From the waist down to the feet!"

"Legs?"

"Right!"

"No, there's nothing wrong with my legs!"

"Take two steps! Take two steps! Take two steps if you are not sick! Go!"

……

offstage.

My mother leaned forward and back with a smile: "Hey, my mother, I laughed so hard!"

Dayaoyao couldn't help complaining: "It's too foolish."

Lin Xuan simply clutched her stomach: "This big fool is obviously wicked!"

The audience next to him also chimed in.

"This Spring Festival Gala sketch has to be Dong Wang!"

"There's nothing wrong with saying that. Watching sketches in the Spring Festival Gala, without Dong Wang, I feel like something is missing!"

"There is no shortage this year, and there is no shortage of anything this year. Dong Wang's performance is no worse than his previous performance, and the slender sketches of Shi Yan and Teacher Chen Feng in front are as good as this one!"

"Keep watching and watching."

Amidst the applause, the audience's smiles grew brighter.

At this time.

Here comes the classic scene.

Dong Wang directed Zhou Fan: "Your leg is definitely sick, and one leg is short! How about this, I will adjust it for you. Believe it or not, your leg will follow my hand to lift it up as high as you can. Fall down hard, okay? Believe it or not? The leg is definitely sick, and the right leg is short! Come on, get up!"

Raise your feet!

Stomp your feet!

Lift your feet again!

Stamp again!

Stomp hard!

After a few cycles, Dong Wang yelled loudly: "Mommy!"

Zhou Fan: "It's numb!"

Ni Yun next to him was dumbfounded: "Hey, why is he numb?"

Dong Wang smiled and said: "Nonsense, if you stomp on it, you will be numb too!"

Ni Yun: "The good leg is fooled by you!"

……

In front of the TV!