Naruto: Become a broken face for a hundred years, kill the demigod at the beginning

Neither the scope nor the thickness is enough to completely resist the explosion.

the few survivors,

His whole body was covered with thick shit, as if he had turned into a shit man.

The picture is full of sense!

not far away,

A large piece of wood was floating.

Carved on the wood, a Buddha's face.

Inside the big log,

The two chatted carelessly.

Didara looked at A Fei, slightly surprised: "What's the name of this wooden escape? Can it completely defend against my "C3-NO.18"? !Very powerful! ! "

"Oh, I don't know either."

A Fei scratched his head: "But I annoyed the boss and used it once before, and he said that I was a bit similar to the "Wood Dun·Banjujujutsu" of Senjujujian in the early generation of Hokage! ! "

(Note: "Wood Dun·Bang Pai Zhijutsu", Senjujuma's top defensive wooden ninjutsu, creates a wooden shield shaped like a fangs and grimace to defend against opponents. In the battle of the Valley of the End, Hashirama used this technique to defend Madara's "Tailed Beast Difficulty" sword attack.)

"Oh? That's a bit powerful."

Didara laughed and said: "Then, does the boss have a name for you, Mu Dun?!"

"No, he asked me to take it myself." Ah Fei shook his head.

"Huh? Is it that good? Then you might as well call it "Wood Dun · Ranking Art". Anyway, Senshou Zhujian has been dead for many years, and it is impossible to jump out of the coffin to scold you. Need to be afraid~ Mmm! "Didara laughed.

Who knows,

In the next second, A Fei smiled half-smile: "Death is indeed dead, but whether he can jump out of the coffin board is really uncertain."

Didara's expression tightened: "Huh? What do you mean?!"

Thousands of hands are dead,

Can you still jump out of the coffin board? !

"Ahem, it's okay."

Ah Fei changed the subject and said with a smile: "Let's go out and have a look, their reaction is too slow, this compound shit escape ninjutsu will definitely be able to turn the tide!!"

"Ok."

Deidara is heartless.

He thought of the feces escape ninjutsu just now, and immediately forgot what A Fei said just now.

As one of Wu Yu's three absolute confidants, Ah Fei certainly knows many secrets.

Including four years ago,

Abducted by Heijue, the filthy Uchiha Madara.

Since Uchiha Madara can do it, how difficult is it to get Senjujuma? !

and so……

To be on the safe side, it must not be messed up.

He decided to name this ninjutsu——"Wooden Dun· Ranking Jutsu"!

Hahaha!

I, Ah Fei, named it in reverse, so he couldn't say anything about Hashirama, right? !

Click! !

As soon as Ah Fei's handprints changed, the wooden escape opened.

They jumped up and stood on the water.

Looking at a large area in front of him, the sea has been stained red with blood.

This time the explosion,

A total of nine people were killed! !

Among them are Konoha’s special Joonin Inuzuka Ritsu, Kazuto, Yamashiro Aoba, Shiranui Genma, Sensing Ninja Wilderness, Cloud Hidden’s Joonin Troy, Iwagakushi’s Joonin Bunya, and the unknown (dragon) special There are two Jinnin.

It's been less than a few minutes since the war started,

12 people were killed! !

Only Nara Shikahisa from Konoha Village, Akimichi Choza, Yamanaka Kaiichi, Tutai from Yunyin Village, Huangtu from Yanyin Village, and Ao from Kirigakure Village remained.

Nara Shikahisa wiped the shit off his face, and blamed himself: "Miscalculation! A big miscalculation!! I never expected that this Ah Fei would not play cards according to common sense!!"

He thought he knew A Fei.

most think...

The opponent will use feces to destroy one's own mentality.

But who(TM) would know?

This guy is actually filled with a lot of detonating clay in the shit? !

This is completely beyond the scope of normal people's thinking.

Even if he senses a ninja, he can barely detect it.

But it's too late!

Can barely carry out low-level defense.

This led to heavy casualties for one's own side in an instant.

Seeing this scene, Ah Fei clapped his hands and applauded: "Hahaha! I'm so good! No, we are so good! This compound ninjutsu really surprised them (shocked)!!"

"Not bad."

Didara was also very satisfied: "As expected of my C3 artwork, although it is wrapped with so much shit, it slightly reduces its artistic sense, but I am still very happy to have such a result ~ um!"

heard,

Ah Fei frowned: "What do you mean? You hate my shit?!"

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Chapter 96: Infighting in the Akatsuki Organization!Namikaze Minato calls for help

"Uh……"

Didara just wanted to say disgusted,

But thinking of Ah Fei's fierce posture just now, he immediately said in a tactful tone: "That's not true. Artistic sense is artistic sense, and artistic value is artistic value. They cannot be confused!"

"This compound ninjutsu is definitely a top-level work of art with high artistic value! As expected, we have spent several days researching it!!"

Ah Fei hummed: "It's not too bad, my shit is the most artistic ~ eh!!"

Didara was silent: "..."

He deliberately refuted.

But he didn't dare to say it, he could only mutter in his heart: "Shit, my clay is the most artistic!"

at this time,

The other members of Akatsuki rushed over.

look across,

Shikahisa Nara and the others are already in a mess, and they are very happy.

Although they did not die,

But he was also injured a lot.

And there are a lot of feces particles attached to it, exuding a stench! !

But have to say...

A Fei and Didara's ninjutsu is very powerful.

in an instant,

Killed nine enemies and forcibly turned the tide of battle! !

clap clap clap! !

Xiao Nan took the lead in applauding, and everyone praised him.

"nice!"

"A Fei, your move is really surprising!"

"Awesome, my Fei, you will definitely remember the first battle in this battle! The leader will definitely reward you a lot!!"

"..."

Everyone praised A Fei one by one.

The only thing that didn't mention Didara was that Didara didn't deserve credit.

only,

This is mainly due to the great effect of A Fei's shit.

The outer layer of feces is covered with clay, which confuses the enemy's attention.

When they react,

It's too late to defend.

of course……

on the one hand,

It was also because A Fei forcibly blocked the enemy's pursuit with the 'Forest Buddha'.

otherwise,

This compound feces escape ninjutsu is absolutely impossible to perform! !

on the other hand,

It's still because of A Fei's strength! !

The astonishing wood escape Buddha statue, and the wood escape secret technique that can resist C3.

Such strength,

It is not comparable to ordinary people! !

"Oops!"

A Fei was embarrassed by everyone's praise, and covered his face in embarrassment: "Everyone stop boasting, if this happens again, I, A Fei, will become impetuous. The leader doesn't like me like this."

"..."

Deidara pouted,

I don't even bother arguing with them.

hum!

my clay,

It is the most artistic! !

"Okay, almost done."

Xiaonan calmed down the crowd with a single sentence: "Sagashi Jōnin has all been wiped out, and there are only three Jōnin left in Konoha, one each of Yunyin, Yanyin, and Wuyin. Discuss how to deal with the six people on the opposite side!"

"Do you even need to ask?! Killed something!!"