Chapter 2743 Absurd Stories

Routines have been popular since ancient times.

This is how a zero-cost hero rescue was completed.

Huanyu looked at Li Zian with a smile, her eyes full of gratitude and admiration.

In those movies and TV shows, the weak women who are rescued by the big hero usually react like this.If it is a movie about the hero saving the beauty made by Huangdou Film and Television, it can be shot for four to five 10 minutes just for the part of repaying gratitude.

Li Zian said with a smile: "Huanyu, don't worry, no one can bully you with me, let alone eat you. If anyone dares to attack you and hurt you, I will kill him."

In the crack of the door of the bridge, I looked at the demon book here with my head, but I was making small calculations in my heart, looking back to find out how much spiritual material the king wants to eat.After all, in the scene where he played the villain just now, he didn't even use a stand-in. He was beaten and rolled over by himself. How could he perform so hard? Shouldn't he be paid more?

Huanyu nodded with a smile, still a little shy.

Li Zian continued: "Huan Yu, can you tell me who that old painter is? It's the old man who gave me the Book of Creation. He should be the former owner of the Book of Creation."

Huanyu raised his right arm, lightly squeezed his right hand, stretched out his index finger, and then sketched in the void.Wherever that light-white slender jade finger passed, gleaming words were left in the void.

It says: He is Zhang Zhongsu, a saint of painting, his painting skills are superb, and the characters he draws can come out of the painting, drinking and having fun with others.The landscapes he painted can make people feel like they are in it, and it is difficult to tell the real from the fake.

Li Zian's heart moved: "You said he is a saint of painting, is he a saint?"

Huanyu wrote: Yes.

Li Zian suddenly became excited: "What year is he a saint?"

This situation was too sudden. Every 1000 years, a sage would appear in this heaven, but after he came out, he disappeared without any news.Now a saint suddenly appeared and gave him the book of creation, a spiritual weapon.This shows that the previous saints are not dead, they are still alive, or they are hidden in the city, or they are hidden in the mountains!

Huanyu wrote: I don't remember, I just remember that the heaven was not like this at that time.

Li Zian was stunned for a moment: "Could it be...he was a saint before the ninety-nine return to one?"

Huanyu wrote: Yes.

Li Zian was shocked and confused.

That Zhang Zhongsu was a sage before the ninety-nine reunification of the heavens, that is to say, a prehistoric sage.But how could that Zhang Zhongsu survive till now and send him a spiritual weapon?

"Huan Yu, when did he come, and why did he give me the Book of Creation?" Li Zian asked.

Huanyu wrote: He didn't come.

A group of question marks suddenly popped up in Li Zian's mind: "What do you mean he didn't come?"

Could it be that what he met was a ghost?

Huanyu wrote: He is already dead.

Li Zian was dumbfounded.

Huanyu went on to write: I wanted to kill him, but he died before I did it.

Li Zian: "..."

What the demon book said is true, but most of the spirit weapons that evolve into spirit weapons are ominous things, and they will eventually devour the Lord.

Huanyu wrote: I have been following him since his debut. It was okay at the beginning. We spent a thousand years of good time together.Later, when he obtained the Dao of Heaven and became a saint, he felt that I was useless, so he threw me in his study and ignored me, leaving me in the dust.

Li Zian complained very cooperatively: "He is too much."

Huanyu smiled charmingly, and continued to write: Later, he thought that he was the chosen one to save the common people in the world, so he set up some kind of Tiandouhui to fight for justice for the suffering people in the world, and the result was that died.

Li Zian: "..."

For some reason, he felt that Huanyu was talking about him.

For the first time, he also began to doubt whether his mission of saving Tiannu was a false proposition, and he also began to hesitate whether to change to a low-key mission.

Huanyu wrote: He happened to be in the study when he died. He told me a lot of strange things, and then his body turned into ashes in front of me, and then the pile of ashes was swept away by the wind.

"Did no one attack him?" Li Zian felt that this way of dying was too strange.

Huanyu wrote: No, there is no one at all.

"You said he told you a lot of strange things, what did he say?" Li Zian asked.

Huanyu wrote: He said, it turned out to be like this, I was so stupid, repeatedly, and sometimes he laughed out of nowhere.

Li Zian was at a loss: "You said he was dead, how did the book of creation come about? Who is the old painter I met on the street?"

Huanyu wrote: It was just an illusion.

Li Zian was horrified, and in retrospect, he was on the right track from the very beginning!

"If it wasn't Zhang Zhongsu, the saint of painting, then who brought me the Book of Creation?"

Huanyu wrote: No one, after Zhang Zhongsu died, my consciousness gradually weakened, and finally fell into dormancy.As soon as I woke up, I was there, and then you came.The illusion created by the Book of Genesis has nothing to do with me.

"Who left the words on the cover page of the Book of Creation?" Li Zian couldn't figure it out.

Huanyu wrote: I don't know.

"There is a message on the cover page, he wants to meet me at the place where I came from, what is the place from here?" Li Zian asked.

Huanyu wrote: I don’t know either. Although I am an artifact spirit that evolved from the Book of Genesis, it has been evolving during the period when my consciousness fell into it. I don’t understand some of its changes now. It also takes some time to get used to it.

Li Zian fell into deep thought again.

In such a situation, the Book of Genesis is like the body of Huanyu. It fell ill and fell into a coma. Someone performed an operation on it. After it woke up, its body had undergone great changes. How did these changes come about? It came, but it didn't know it.

This thing is amazing and weird.

Huanyu wrote again: I am a little tired, I want to go in and rest.

Only then did Li Zian come back to his senses, and he nodded his head: "Go back, we'll talk again after you've rested."

Huanyu's body broke up and turned into inscriptions of heaven and returned to the book of creation.

Li Zian continued to be in a daze while holding the Book of Creation.

The spiritual weapon of a prehistoric dead saint activated itself, created an illusion, gave himself to him, and asked him to "come from".The spirit of this spirit weapon had once fallen into dormancy, and this spirit weapon had also been transformed by people, so that it didn't know how it came from.

Just one thing, think about it.

Li Zian raised his hand and tapped the seeds on the head. For the first time, he felt that his IQ was so poor.He looked up at the night sky, and a wry smile appeared on the corner of his mouth: "Boss, is that you? If you want to play with me, then play, as long as you are happy, really, I have no objection."

This is kneeling.

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Chapter 2744 Top Stalker

The water in the pool is crystal clear, the deepest part of the water is about two or three meters deep, and the shallow part can only submerge people's knees.The three women took a bath in the middle of the two. The three women were wearing obscene clothes, the top was like a bellyband, the front was a piece of cloth, tied around the neck and waist with a rope, and the bottom was a pair of boxer shorts, which were very tight. kind of.

The reason why the three women take a bath with their clothes on is because their relationship with each other has not reached the level of honesty, and it would be embarrassing not to wear clothes.However, there is not much difference between wearing and not wearing. The obscene clothes on their bodies are all white, with a thin layer of fabric, soaked in water and clinging to the skin, with a very considerable sense of transparency.

The landscape is hazy, and you are free in the painting.

Yan Ruoshui chatted and laughed with Fairy Fox, and they talked about topics related to the Holy Ruins. The two women had their own conjectures and visions.

Shui Qingrou didn't join in, but quietly soaked in the water, but the peripheral vision in the corner of his eyes kept observing the direction when he came.She was worried that the man would appear suddenly, or even sneak over, peeping in the dark.She fully believed that man could do such a thing, because that man was the most shameless man she had ever seen.

The man never showed up.

Fox Fairy noticed Shui's gentle actions, and said with a smile: "Sect Master Shui, don't worry, he won't come over."

Shui Qingrou glanced at Fairy Hu, disapproving in her heart, but there was a smile on her face: "The leader is a gentleman, I don't worry about him at all."

As soon as she finished speaking, a figure suddenly came through the sky. It was originally leaping up by stepping on the canopy of the tree. When it saw three women soaking in the pool under the waterfall, it stopped suddenly and landed.

Say the lord, the lord is here.

Shui Qingrou hurriedly squatted down, not wanting Li Zian to see even her neck.In addition, she wanted to slap herself. How could she use the word "a gentleman" to such a shameless man?

There is no doubt that this is the worst time that all the honest and gentlemen in the world have been framed.

Li Zian glanced at the three women soaking in the pool. The process took about three seconds, and then he hurriedly turned around and said in shame: "Sorry, I didn't know you were taking a bath here, what am I doing?" Didn't see any."

Yan Ruoshui and Hu Xiangu looked disgusted, and they didn't even bother to say a word of reproach, because they knew it was useless.

Shui Qingrou couldn't help it anymore: "You go, what are you doing here?"

"Oh, then I'll go." Li Zian stepped on his feet and went back.

Only then did Shui Qingrou stand up from the pool, and flew to the shore with a light leap.The thin underwear clings to the body, showing the graceful curves of the whole body and highlighting the key points.

A cloud of thick water vapor suddenly emerged from her body, and the wet clothes were quickly dehydrated and then dried again.After the fabric dries, some of those graceful curves are gone, but they are still very attractive.

"Let's go back too." Yan Ruoshui also went ashore.

Fox Fairy said: "Go back, I want to soak for a while longer."

Yan Ruoshui just glanced at Fairy Hu and didn't say anything. She also steamed off her obscene clothes, put on her clothes and walked gently to the beach with the water.For some reason, she always felt that something was wrong, and she looked back deliberately, and Aunt Fox smiled at her, everything was normal.

"Saint Yan, you feel that he hasn't left, right?" Shui softly said.

Yan Ruoshui said: "Well, I feel a little bit, but he's obviously not there."

"I have it too, it's so strange." Shui said softly.

The two fairies chatted and walked away.

Fox Fairy said, "Come out, don't hide."

The space shook for a while, and another person appeared out of thin air beside the pool, it was Li Zian.

He didn't actually leave, he used the book of creation to create a real illusion, covering all the scenery here.He was hiding in the "interlayer" between reality and illusion, shielding all breaths, so that neither Yan Ruoshui nor Shui Qingrou could find him.

This is an attempt by him, and it can also be a practical application of the book of creation.

Until now, he has not discovered that the Book of Genesis has the function of attacking a certain target, and it is not even as good as a cheap fire talisman in terms of combat, but it says that as long as the illusion created is used properly, it also has a huge effect. effect.For example, assassination, if he wanted to assassinate Yan Ruoshui and Shui Qingrou just now, the two powerful fairies would not be able to escape at all, and they would be assassinated without realizing it.

With this attempt, he reckoned that it would still be difficult to assassinate the Empress, but the three helpers around the Empress, Pan Jinyue, the leader of the Golden Lotus Sect, Ou Ge, the leader of the Tianwei Sect, and Lie Yi, the leader of the Great Bear Sect, were able to assassinate these three targets But it is very sure.

That's why he left with an illusion and hid in place, definitely not because he wanted to peek at Yan Ruoshui and Shui Qingrou changing clothes.Besides, Yan Ruoshui and Shui Qingrou haven't changed at all, so shameless behavior doesn't exist.

"I knew it. You really are hiding here. You are really shameless." Fairy Fox stood up from the pool and walked over.

Obscene clothes stick to the skin, and the beauty is natural.

No, I was misunderstood again.

But Li Zian was used to it, and he cut to the chase and said, "Aren't you curious about how that bathtub came about? That's it."

He took out the book of creation.

Fox Fairy came to Li Zian's

He took it to him, looked at it impatiently, but didn't see any tricks.

Li Zian said: "It's called the Book of Creation, and it's a spiritual weapon."

Fox Fairy was surprised: "It's actually a spiritual weapon, where did you get it?"

A wry smile emerged from the corner of Li Zian's mouth: "You may not believe it, but that day when I went to buy a gift for Bai Kang, I met an old painter, and he gave it to me. Later, I went back to find him, But he was not found. The spirit of the book of creation said its former owner was Zhang Zhongsu, a prehistoric sage and painter, but he died before the heavens were ninety-nine returned to one."

Fox Fairy was at a loss: "Then who is the old painter who gave you the book?"

Li Zian spread his hands: "I don't know either."

"Give me this magic weapon." Fairy Fox changed the topic.

Li Zian smiled: "I knew you would be greedy, so if you can use it, you can take it."

"You underestimate me too much. You mean what you say. If I can use it, it will be mine." A smile bloomed on Fairy Fox's face.

She tried to inject demon power to activate the book of creation, but the book of creation didn't respond.

She tried again, and still nothing happened.

"What... what's going on here?" Fairy Fox was stunned. After saying this, she tried a third time, but there was still no response.

Li Zian said with a smile: "In Penglai Xiandao, Bai Kang also tried it, but he couldn't use it. Only I can use this magic weapon, because it is a magic weapon of a saint."

"Then show me a try." Fox Fairy threw the Book of Creation into Li Zian's hands a little angrily.

Li Zian activated it casually, and the space here shook for a moment, and then eight identical him appeared, and immediately surrounded Fairy Fox.

Fox Fairy was dumbfounded.

Suddenly, all the illusions including Li Zian himself disappeared, and there was a white ceramic bathtub on the ground.

Fox Fairy stared blankly at the bathtub on the floor, rubbed her eyes, and suddenly smiled: "I know what you shameless want to do, and I will fulfill your wish."

As she said that, she was about to step into the bathtub.

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