Son-in-law comes out
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Four eyes facing each other.
"You..." Hierarch Pan said a single word.
Li Zian backed away in a hurry. When he came, his movements were crisp and neat, unrestrained and beautiful, but when he went back, he bumped into a stone, staggering, very embarrassed.
But finally escaped.
Behind the stone pile came the voice of Master Pan cursing: "You stinky shameless, you are going to die!"
Li Zian was scolded, but he couldn't help showing a flattering smile on his face, and his voice was also kind: "That... I'm really sorry, I thought you were in some danger, and I was worried about you, so I came to see look."
"I won't listen! I won't listen!" Master Pan said angrily.
"I'm sorry, I'm sorry." Li Zian apologized repeatedly.
"I've never seen such a shameless person like you! I won't forgive you, I won't even die!"
Li Zian's head drooped.
He really wanted to talk to himself, just now he and Pan Jinyue were together all the way, if there was any treasure, he must have seen it too.Besides, Master Pan is not the kind of person who eats and wipes away. If he really finds any treasure, he will definitely ask him to go and see it together. Why would he secretly take it?
Shouldn't it be...
Subconsciously, I want to imitate Li Taibai, the fairy poet, and then follow suit?
After this idea came up, the saint shook his head.
No, no, how is it possible?
He is a majestic saint, full of righteousness, how could he imitate Li Taibai's childish behavior of getting drunk and making money?
If you want to learn and learn from Liu Xiahui, no matter who is sitting in your arms, you will not lose your sense of proportion.
shhhhhhh...
A strange sound came from behind the stone pile.
Li Zian didn't want to be misunderstood again, so he hurriedly backed away.
He returned to the flat ground before, took out two blankets, and spread them on the ground next to each other.Then he searched for the Tibetan ring, and took out the few dry food and a jar of immortal wine that was put in at an unknown time.
Based on his understanding of Hierarch Pan, this matter will definitely not pass so easily, so he has to show some sincerity and ask Hierarch Pan to have a rubbing meal and drink some wine, Hierarch Pan's anger will naturally dissipate .
After the food and wine were set, Pan Jinyue came out from behind the pile of stones, her face was frosty, her eyes were like knives, and her uneven body exuded a stern aura like the autumn wind sweeping fallen leaves.
The saint has two heads and two big ones.
I had a big head before, and now I have another big head.
Pan Jinyue strode forward, shaking her hand as she walked, the Tsing Yi Tian Zhanjian was released from the Tibetan ring and fell into her hand.
Li Zian looked confused: "Jin Yue, you don't want to play for real, do you?"
Pan Jinyue didn't speak, her eyes were like knives.
Li Zian smiled wryly: "I've already apologized to you, if you think it's not enough, I'll apologize to you again, I'm sorry, okay?"
"Not good!" Pan Jinyue said fiercely, "I'm going to kill you!"
Li Zian: "..."
He suddenly remembered a sentence, that is, don't mess with women.He remembered that someone told him this sentence, but he never took it to heart.No, this is not causing trouble.
Pan Jinyue came over. Although she was holding a sword in her hand, she didn't use the sword to cut Li Zian, let alone let Li Zian cooperate. She posed for her to click. Instead, she glanced at the dry food and fresh wine on the blanket, and then He added another sentence: "You actually hid wine."
Li Zian lost a smile on his face: "There are too many things in my Tibetan ring, it's a mess, I don't know when it was put in it, there are two altars in total, and there is another altar, if you think If it’s not enough, I’ll take it out again after you drink it, and you continue to drink it.”
As long as your aunt is happy, you can do anything.
Pan Jinyue's face finally softened a bit: "You can ask me to forgive you, but you can temper me first, and then drink with me."
Li Zian said with a smile: "Okay, as long as you are happy, you can do anything."
Pan Jinyue put the sword back into its sheath, and put the Tsing Yi Zhan Tian Sword back into the Tibetan ring, obviously calmed down, but still cursed again: "You are shameless, you don't look like a saint in the slightest?"
Li Zian nodded: "Yes, yes, the leader scolded, I will correct it later."
Pan Jinyue stared: "I believe you ghost."
There was a nice smile on Li Zian's face, and he never said anything stubborn.
Pan Jinyue lay on the blanket and said angrily, "Come on."
Li Zian leaned over, knelt beside Pan Jinyue, and said softly, "Master Pan, I suggest coming from the back first."
Pan Jinyue rolled her eyes at Li Zian, but turned over cooperatively.
The moon in the sky is hidden behind the clouds and cannot be seen, but it shows the outline of the moon, just like the beauty who hides the bead curtain and is ashamed to welcome her.
The moon is short, but it is also a peerless good month.
Li Zian clenched his fist with his right hand, and a ball of golden light burst out from his right fist, clearly showing the shape of a hammer.
"Pan Hierarch, I'm coming." Li Zian reminded again.
He put his posture so low and operated so cautiously, in order to let Master Pan have a comfortable process of being hammered.
Men are like this, once they make a mistake in some way and are caught by a woman in their pigtails, they will pay a heavy price.Some brothers just wanted to wash their hair once because of an itchy head, so they asked for help, but they were issued a lifetime membership card and their hair was washed for the rest of their lives.
Just ask if you are miserable?
"You come here as soon as you come, why are you dawdling?" Pan Jinyue's attitude was very bad.
Li Zian smiled, swung the sky hammer and smashed it down.
"Oh!" Pan Jinyue opened her small mouth wide and couldn't close it.
Hammered the back hammered the front.
Tempered by Tianhammer and blessed by Shengyuan, Pan Jinyue's clothes were drenched with sweat, and her voice became weak.
For Pan Jinyue, she did feel much more comfortable this time than the last time, but after all, it was a tempering like iron, and it was not easy for her to last until now.
Especially when the sky hammer hit the camel's toes, the feeling was really indescribable.
After hammering, Li Zian smiled: "Master Pan, how do you feel?"
Pan Jinyue looked at the night sky without speaking, her eyes were blurred and her pretty face was flushed.
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Chapter 2798 Are you a pig
It took Pan Jinyue a while to recover and get up from the blanket.She glanced at her body, her clothes were still wet, but fortunately, the cassock was thick enough to prevent light from seeping through, and it would not be embarrassing.
But thinking of what happened before, Hierarch Pan suddenly felt that what is the use of this cassock?
Some thieves are really hard to guard against.
Li Zian had already poured the wine, and several pieces of dried meat and spiritual fruit were neatly arranged.
"Master Pan, please have a meal." The saint was very polite.
Pan Jinyue gave Li Zian a supercilious look: "Why are you being so polite to me? Ask Jinyue to call me well. Why are you calling Master Pan again?"
"Didn't I respect you?" Li Zian had a flattering smile on his face, "So you have to use honorifics."
"Just this little thing, you have the nerve to ask me to eat?" Pan Jinyue's mouth showed a hint of contempt.
Li Zian said with a smile: "There are a little less food, but the most important thing to eat is the environment and sense of ritual."
"You don't seem to have either of these?"
Li Zian smiled lightly, and suddenly slapped him lightly.
Snapped!
A crisp sound.
The void of time suddenly trembled, followed by a phenomenon of light distortion.
Without warning, the disorganized stones disappeared.The darkness covering the earth also disappeared, replaced by a bright sun with blue sky and white clouds.
This is no longer a relic platform, but a piece of green grass, and the green grass stretches in all directions like a blanket.The grass is full of colorful flowers, one after another, more than the stars in the sky.
There is a forest not far away. The trunks of those trees are all white, but the leaves are the same color as fire. When the breeze blows, it is like a sea of fire dancing.
Suddenly, a white deer ran out of the forest, saw someone here, stopped and looked around, turned around and ran into the forest again.
In such an environment, Master Pan, let me ask you if you are beautiful?
Dining in such an environment, Master Pan, let me ask you whether you are high-ranking or not?
Pan Jinyue was dumbfounded, but she quickly came back to her senses: "Is this... the illusion you created with the Book of Creation?"
Li Zian smiled lightly: "If it wasn't for the Book of Creation, how could I have such a means?"
"it is as expected."
"Pan Hierarch, what do you think of eating in such an environment?"
Pan Jinyue said disdainfully: "Fake things can't be real. Also, don't call me Master Pan anymore. I don't like you calling me Master Pan. You should call me Jinyue."
This is the second time she has been serious about addressing her, and she doesn't know what happened.
Li Zian didn't bother to guess, and said casually, "Then you have to call me brother."
Pan Jinyue rolled her eyes charmingly: "You can climb the pole...Brother Li."
Although it was one more word, it was considered a concession.
Li Zian immediately responded, and said with a smile, "Well, you're so good."
"Smelly shameless." It took only a second for Pan Jinyue to turn his face.
Li Zian didn't mind either. He sat down and said, "Come on, let's have a drink or two and relax. There's been too much going on recently, so it's time to relax."
Wine is the best wine for drunken immortals, even immortals must be drunk.
Two drinks, and a third, and after the third, another and another.
Pan Jinyue's face was flushed, her eyes were blurred, and her speech was a bit incoherent: "Brother Li...you, do you think we can still go out? Tell me the truth, I, I don't want to listen to your deceitful words , hehehe..."
It was also drinking, but Li Zian actually drank more, but his furnace blood has the function of detoxifying all kinds of poisons, not to mention a little alcohol.From the point of view of hangover, this is a good thing, after drinking it, you will be relieved, and you will not be drunk after a thousand cups.But from the perspective of drinking, this ability has played a negative role.Alcohol is meant to relax, to be happy, and it will be relieved after drinking. How is that different from drinking water?
So Pan Jinyue is already in place, but Li Zian is still very sober, he said in a gentle voice: "It's agreed to relax, don't mention this unpleasant thing, and, I think you are almost done, don't Drink again, you go to sleep."
"I, I'm not drunk, who said I was drunk?" Pan Jinyue picked up the wine glass again and poured it into her mouth, but the glass was empty, and she was handed to Li Zian soon, "Fill it up for me." !"
"Stop drinking, go to sleep."
"Hand me up, or I'll beat you!" Pan Jinyue said fiercely.
Li Zian was a little speechless, but still lifted the wine jar and poured wine for her. He was worried that she would drink more, so he simply poured the remaining wine into his own stomach.
"I-didn't clink glasses, you, you drank it, fine, fined three glasses... Hehehe..." Pan Jinyue smiled happily.
Li Zian let go of his hand, deliberately let the wine jar fall to the ground, then he fell down on his back, closed his eyes and pretended to be asleep.
Pan Jinyue drank the wine down her stomach, threw the wine glass on the ground, then stood up from the blanket, and walked towards Li Zian staggeringly.
Li Zian's eyes actually kept a gap. Seeing Pan Jinyue walking towards him, he thought to himself, "Is she going to water the ground or what?"
But before he could guess one, two, three, Pan Jinyue suddenly staggered, her legs gave way, and she fell onto him.
It's impossible to turn over and escape in this situation, right?
That would be so rude.
Also, he was pretending to be asleep, so it's impossible for him to suddenly open his eyes and reach out to support her, right?
That would be too fake.
Sometimes it is so helpless.
The result was such a second of hesitation, and Pan Jinyue slammed heavily on Li Zian's body.
Although Master Pan is not big and has a slim body, he is not light, and the saint frowned.
But this is not a flaw in acting, because even a person who is drunk and asleep will react when a heavy object hits him.
"Ouch, you stinky stone dared to trip this, the leader of this church! I'll beat you to death!" Pan Jinyue raised her fist and smashed it.
Boom boom boom!
Li Zian's chest was pounded like a drum.
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