Taoist Temple: I was broadcast live when I preached to animals

"Talking about Bigu, why don't you distribute Bigu pills to those disciples whose cultivation level is not enough?"

"Most of the god statues in his Yangxiu temple are incomplete, without any spiritual light, and there is only half a portrait of the old man in the back kitchen. This makes the old man almost unable to enter the back kitchen! You don't know what I saw... "

The old dragon was happy when he heard the words, "What's the matter, as the Stove Lord, you can't come and go in and out of the kitchen casually?"

"Of course it doesn't work now. It might have been possible in the past when the incense was strong, but people didn't enshrine the old man, and the old man wouldn't take the initiative to come to the door for the sake of boring himself. This is also respecting the privacy of the people."

Lord Stove gave the old dragon a white look, "I was interrupted by you, the old dragon, what did I just say?"

Cheng Fan smiled and said, "What did you see in the back kitchen?"

"Hey! By the way, I saw someone in the back kitchen stealing pork."

Laolong and Nian Suixi smiled for a while.

"Isn't it just stealing pork? What's all the fuss about?"

The Stove Lord said mysteriously, "That's because..."

"That's because that person is eating raw pork, and he doesn't look like a normal person. He has been refined into a blood corpse."

As soon as Lord Stove's words came to his lips, Cheng Fan cut off his beard suddenly and looked at him indignantly.

"How do you steal the old man's words? No! How do you know?"

The Stove Lord was about to criticize Cheng Fan.

Suddenly he was stunned, Cheng Fan had never been to the back kitchen of Yangxiu Temple, how could he know about this?

Cheng Fan looked serious, and said slowly: "Li Xiuyang is definitely not a kind person. He colluded with evil cultivators, and he came here this time to test my strength."

As he spoke, Cheng Fan glanced at Nian Suixi and Lao Long.

"There must be a big secret hidden in Yangxiu Temple. I plan to visit Yangxiu Temple at night to see how Li Xiuyang hides his filth!"

Nian Suixi nodded, "If you have nothing to do, the old Taoist will accompany you through the journey."

The old dragon suddenly felt a little displeased, blowing his beard and staring: "The old dragon is pointing at Xiao Cheng to treat us, it should be us to accompany Xiao Cheng for a walk!"

"With your body and bones, can you still withstand the toss now? Don't help fellow Taoists, and put yourself in it."

Nian Suixi teased, the old dragon was immediately aroused, and the Stove Lord managed to hold him back.

Cheng Fan was a little dumbfounded, "The three seniors don't need to be like this, no one in Yangxiu Temple should be able to threaten me. I just go by myself."

"It's none of your business!"

The three said in unison.

Cheng Fan was slammed and watched them quarrel with each other in a daze.

"Now it's no longer a question of who will go with you, but a contest between us."

"That's right! This is a battle of dignity!"

The Stove Lord wanted to reconcile it at first, but as he talked, it turned into "fight", "fight!"

Little Nannan and Xu Huan, as well as the little eagle waiting to be fed, were stunned.

Just now when Cheng Fan said that he was going to visit Yangxiu Temple at night, Xiao Nannan and Xu Huan were very worried.

The little girl tugged on Cheng Fan's sleeve, and said in a crying voice, "Master, are you going to a very dangerous place tonight? Can you not go?"

Cheng Fan looked down.

The little girl's eyes were red, but it made Cheng Fan feel bad.

Hugging the little girl into her arms quickly, she rubbed her little head.

"Don't worry, baby, it's not dangerous. Master is going to uphold justice. He will be back soon. Don't you believe that Master is powerful?"

The little girl pouted, stretched out her fleshy little hand, and raised her little finger.

"Then master has to hook up with my daughter, you can't take risks, you must come back safely!"

Seeing the little girl's big eyes that were so worried that she was about to cry, the soft place in Cheng Fan's heart was constantly touched.

"it is good!"

Cheng Fan put his little finger on the little girl's hand.

Two voices, one large and one small, echoed on the dining table.

"Hanging the hook for 100 years is not allowed to change, whoever wants to change is a puppy!"

Cheng Fan smiled and put his forehead on the little girl's forehead.

"No, little nannie is a little pig, ho ho!"

"Master is a puppy, woof woof!"

One big and one small laughed together, and the laughter of Cheng Fan and the little girl echoed on the dinner table.

Chapter 254 The Unrivaled Hero Blows Up the Dragon Palace

Seeing Cheng Fan and Xiaonuan hooking up, the three seniors finally reached an agreement.

"Xiao Cheng, Lao Long and I will go with you, and the Stove Lord will pass through the mural in the back kitchen. You just have to be safe and bold, the three of us will be responsible for what happens!"

Cheng Fan looked at the three of them gratefully.

"Thank you senior for taking care of me. I believe there will be no chance for the three seniors to make a move."

"That's the best way to do it all cheap."

Nian Suixi smiled and patted Cheng Fan's shoulder.

"Golden pills are not omnipotent. You should pay more attention to safety. There are ways to kill high-level monks in this world. Don't capsize in the gutter."

The old dragon said cryptically, and did not let Xiao Nannan and Xu Huan hear this sentence.

Cheng Fan's heart shuddered, and he nodded vigorously.

Lord Stove thought for a while, raised his glass and said, "I have nothing to say, so I'll toast you with a glass of Zhuang Xing Bar."

Ah this...

Strong wine... Cheng Fan felt a little bad.

Forget it, it's useless to think too much.

Cheng Fan drank it down in one gulp, revealing the smooth bottom of the cup.

As soon as the Stove Lord left, Xu Huan came up to greet him again, looking at Cheng Fan with eyes like water.

After straightening Cheng Fan's Taoist robe, a red cloud floated on his face, and he summoned up his courage and said:

"Master, ever since you rescued me that day, you are the unrivaled hero in my heart!"

"I, I'm waiting for your triumphant return!"

As soon as the words fell, he hugged Cheng Fan tightly.

Feeling the warmth coming from his chest, Cheng Fan was at a loss for what to do.

In the end, he had no choice but to pat Xu Huan on the back lightly, and said in relief, "Don't worry, nothing will happen."

The little girl covered her eyes in surprise, and quietly peeked through the gap between her fingers.

After a long time, Xu Huan let go of Cheng Fan, stepped aside embarrassedly, and lowered his head with a blushing face.

Cheng Fan touched his nose and took the initiative to put away the dishes.

Not long after, Xiao Nannan and the three seniors sat on a small bench, quietly watching Cheng Fan and Xu Huan who were washing dishes together in the kitchen.

"Uncle Nian, why are you peeking at Master and Sister Huanhuan?"

"Little girl, you don't understand, something went wrong."

Nian Suixi said with a smile.

"There's a big problem!"

A smirk appeared on the corner of the old dragon's mouth.

"Little dolls don't need to understand, they will understand naturally in the future."

The Stove Lord chuckled and refused to say a word.

"Oh! I understand now!"

The little girl put on a little expression that saw through everything, and nodded confidently.

The three seniors looked at the little girl in surprise.

"real or fake?"

"You really understand?"

"I don't believe it! Come and listen to me?"

The little girl chuckled, her little head raised proudly.

"I won't tell you."

After speaking, Xiaonuan picked up her new friend Xiaoying and left the dinner table.

Nian Suixi and Laolong looked at each other.

"Little girl really understand?"

"I do not know?"

The Stove Lord laughed loudly, "Even the little girl has become so smart, you two old guys have been fooled by the little girl!"

"what?!"

……

In the afternoon, more than a dozen pilgrims came to the temple one after another.

Most of them talked about some troublesome things on weekdays, and asked Cheng Fan to ask for a lottery.

I don't know if Qixi Festival is coming soon, most of the pilgrims ask questions about marriage.

Many of them asked about online dating.

As the so-called love is linked by a thread, Cheng Fan doesn't mind giving advice, so that the two of them can avoid some detours.

But Cheng Fan also encountered some strange situations.

The objects of a few Xiangke's online dating are not the young girls he imagined, but a big guy with no image.

There are even two people who are in an online relationship with the same big guy who picks his feet, and it is a waste of talent to not step on sauerkraut with sweaty feet.

If it weren't for the pity of the pilgrims, Cheng Fan would have gone to wash his eyes first and then come back to clear up his doubts.

Love is risky, online dating needs to be cautious!

After seeing off the last pilgrim, Cheng Fan breathed a sigh of relief, and went straight to the backyard to wash his eyes.

"Little friend, is it time?"

Seeing Cheng Fan come to the backyard, Sui Sui Xi thought it was time to go to Yangxiu Temple.

Cheng Fan washed his face and counted the time with his fingers.

At this time, if you rush to the eastern suburbs of Hengcheng at full speed, you should be able to arrive before Yang Xiu observes the evening class.

"Well, it's almost time, I have to trouble the three seniors."

Nian Suixi nodded, and went to the house to call Laolong and Stove Lord who were playing chess.

As soon as they entered the room, they saw them blowing their beards and staring at each other.

The Stove Lord said angrily: "Why doesn't your horse dance to the sky? Isn't this a car?"

The old dragon chuckled, "Have you ever seen any cavalry charging and turning a corner?"

"Then why can your chariot turn around? Is your chariot more flexible than a war horse?"

The old dragon shook his head and said, "This is a modern multi-functional infantry vehicle. It can drive around the clock without any dead ends. It can adapt to various complex terrains and can naturally turn."

"Where is this cannon? How can you hit people without a cannon mount?!"

"Lord Stove, times have changed. This is the rocket launcher of our Eastern China Theater, with ultra-long-range precision guidance, and it can hit Ryukyu from us! Where is the gun mount needed?"