Back in 2002 as a doctor

Shen Lang didn't notice at all what Zhou Congwen said about getting off the plane, etc. He knew that it was feasible to use a urinary catheter to remove rectal foreign bodies.

On the operating table, the anesthesiologist gave basic inhalational anesthesia.

Mr. Ni tried other methods under the guidance of an anoscope, but none of them worked.

The foreign body is relatively deep and cannot be removed at all.

In the end, the No. 20 urinary catheter can only be coated with paraffin oil and sent along.

The operation is just like what Zhou Congwen said, it is indeed a technical job.

Under the guidance of the left index finger, Mr. Ni and Shen Lang inserted the catheter tube into the intestinal cavity along the gap between the rectal wall and the foreign body until the head of the catheter reached the oral side of the foreign body.

To put it simply, Mr. Ni and Shen Lang chattered for half an hour before sending the head of the catheter over.

"You're so tired." Mr. Ni let out a long breath, and he finally relaxed a little.

The urinary catheter has delivered a foreign object, and the next step is to inject normal saline into it, let the head of the urinary catheter expand, and then pull it back.

Shen Lang was also very happy.

Zhou Congwen said that the difficulty lies in the operation. Didn't he and Mr. Ni put the catheter in "easily"?

He felt that his clinical experience had skyrocketed and he was full of pride.

"Take a break." Shen Lang said with a smile, and then he began to prepare the syringe and normal saline.

It's polite to say that it's a rest, and it's already light, so quickly take out the things, and then step off the stage.

Lying down will always be more comfortable than resting on the operating table.

After injecting 20ml of normal saline, Shen Lang seemed to be able to see that the water polo at the top of the catheter was about to burst.

"I'll fix it, Shen Lang, help me pull it out, slow down, don't worry." President Ni urged.

"I know." Shen Lang held the catheter with both hands and pulled it out little by little.

According to Shen Lang's thinking, the foreign body would definitely be brought out.

but……

An accident happened.

Because of the large amount of paraffin oil applied, the catheter was so slippery that it pulled out by itself without moving the foreign object at all.

Both Shen Lang and President Ni were dumbfounded.

……

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Note: It is written in the literature that it is a cork. I also noticed this number. After thinking about it for a long time, I don’t know what the cork is.

Weird, keep thinking.If you have ideas, you can leave a chapter here to say...

Chapter 0692

Shen Lang's "experience" was over before he could use it.

He imagined that when he waited for the foreign body to come out, he would remind Mr. Ni that feces might come out along with it.

Shen Lang still had a fresh memory of what was sprayed out by a patient who was treating a herniated lumbar disc that day.

"No." Mr. Ni sighed, "Go back and see Professor Wen tomorrow. If it doesn't work, I really have to go for a laparoscopy."

"What about the gastroscope?"

"It can't be clamped with such a thick thing, the harder it is, the more it will go in, it doesn't work at all."

"Let me ask Congwen." Shen Lang still didn't want to give up, the key is that Zhou Congwen said that it can be taken out with a catheter.

"No way, you can't even get Mr. Huang here now." Mr. Ni said helplessly.

This is something that exists objectively, who can do it?Do you still want to suck out the foreign body with your mouth?Uh, I can't think about this, the more I think about it, the more disgusting it gets.

Besides, how can there be such a strong suction, it is impossible.

"Wait a moment, wait a moment." Shen Lang bent over again and again, with a full posture, as if the patient was taken by Shen Lang.

Mr. Ni couldn't say anything. A few days ago, Professor Wen had an operation, and Zhou Congwen came to the stage to help solve it.

This kind of person is not easy to offend even the members of his medical team.

Besides, Shen Lang has gotten very close with the general residents in the hospital recently, and they are all buddies, so he still has to give face to such a small request.

"Congwen, we failed to remove the colorectal foreign body." Shen Lang dialed the phone without babbling, and went straight to the point.

"Oh, is it too slippery?" Zhou Congwen asked.

"That's right, in order to go in smoothly, too much paraffin oil was applied, resulting in too little friction, and the urine tube that was filled with water was pulled out with a lot of force." Shen Lang said.

"Then...wait a minute, I'll go and have a look first." Zhou Congwen said with a smile, "Don't worry, where are you?"

"Large operating room."

"I'll be there in five minutes, wait a minute."

After finishing speaking, Zhou Congwen had hung up the phone.

"Mr. Ni, wait a moment." Shen Lang said with a smile, "I always feel that I can do it with words."

"Hey."

It's not easy for Mr. Ni to say such things.

It is not good for Mr. Ni to directly question Shen Lang and Zhou Congwen for those who usually look up but do not look down.

"But I don't know what he's going to do. President Ni, do you have any good ideas?"

"No." Mr. Ni sighed, "It's pretty good, cut a small hole in the colon, and then squeeze it down little by little. If it's a living thing stuffed in, it's fucked, it bites the intestines, and it's in the stomach. There is a lot of tossing."

"I don't know how to do gastrointestinal surgery." Shen Lang said, "It is said that the anorectal department is a excrement worker, but in fact the gastrointestinal department is."

"Sigh." Mr. Ni was helpless, "When I was a child, my mother said that I couldn't study hard, so I would dig shit when I grew up. But I studied hard, and I also picked shit when I grew up. This person is fate."

"Maybe it's fate."

"Don't talk nonsense." Mr. Ni is already immune to this level of trash talking. He looked at the patient under anesthesia, "You are still too young, why do you want to stuff everything into it? It's so annoying, you can't live well what?"

For the Nth time, Shen Lang gave Mr. Ni a popular science about the treatment of lumbar disc herniation with anal plug stick.

In this case, no matter how many times I say it, I don’t feel tired.

"I asked, and there are the most scammers in Shanghai, and it is said that they are all homosexuals." Mr. Ni said, "When you encounter them in the future, you must be careful."

Just as he was talking, there were hurried footsteps in the corridor.

"Congwen is here!" Shen Lang was very happy to hear the footsteps.

Zhou Congwen felt like wearing slippers... a bit like Huang Lao, pulling on the shoes, and the soles of the shoes rubbed against the floor as he walked, making a unique sound.

As soon as I heard it, I knew it was Zhou Congwen.

"I'll take a look at the patient." Zhou Congwen walked in, wearing a hat and mask, his eyes were squinted, and he seemed to be smiling.

Seeing that Zhou Congwen was not unhappy, Shen Lang was relieved.

Although he is still not used to the fact that Zhou Congwen is a superior doctor, he has gradually accepted it and will habitually call Zhou Congwen when encountering things that cannot be handled.

Zhou Congwen watched the film wearing a sterile cap.

Soon, he came to the patient.

"One more time." Zhou Congwen said.

"Professor Zhou, it doesn't seem to work." Mr. Ni said bluntly.

"It's okay, with me, let's do it again." Zhou Congwen said with certainty.

Mr. Ni's disdain + helplessness was high.

What can I do with you here, can I really suck it out?Is it nonsense?

In a similar situation, only a urinary catheter can be used, and the urinary catheter cannot be sent in without applying paraffin oil; but after applying paraffin oil, there is no friction when pulling it out. I have just tried it.

I don't believe Zhou Congwen can do magic tricks.

Although he thought so in his heart, Mr. Ni still held his temper and did not question Zhou Congwen face to face.

The popular spicy chicken, the man in charge of the academician workstation, although very young, is not something Ni always wants to offend.

I really want to see Zhou Congwen's expression after the failure to take it out. What excuse will he make?What would you say to make yourself less embarrassed?

Mr. Ni put his attention on another angle, and he felt better.

Zhou Congwen put on sterile gloves but didn't do anything. Instead, he watched Shen Lang apply paraffin oil on the No. 20 urinary catheter again, and carefully guided the direction with his index finger to send the urinary catheter in.

"Take 20ml of normal saline."

"Congwen, that's what we did just now." Shen Lang reminded in a low voice, "It didn't work out. You can't pump too much water, or it will explode."

"It's okay, I'm here." Zhou Congwen smiled slightly.

Shen Lang was speechless, and President Ni simply stepped aside, he really wanted to see Zhou Congwen's embarrassment after the operation failed.

"Don't move when you're ready, tell me." Zhou Congwen said.

Shen Lang nodded and began to do the previous operation.After injecting the normal saline, Shen Lang informed Zhou Congwen.

Zhou Congwen raised his hand to signal Shen Lang to wait, and then pressed his hands on the patient's stomach.

"Pull it out slowly, slow down, don't worry."

"Oh." Shen Lang didn't understand what Zhou Congwen meant.

But before Shen Lang could make a move, a scene that surprised him appeared in front of him.

The foreign body has slowly moved down from the upper part of the rectum to the lower part.

"I go……"

"This action is rarely used." Zhou Congwen said with a smile, "Just like defecation, it is very simple to pressurize the intestinal contents to move to the anus. But if the foreign body is too large, if the force is not used properly, it may cause intestinal rupture."

"..." Shen Lang was stunned.

"Mr. Ni, you have done similar operations before to burst the intestines." Zhou Congwen asked.

Mr. Ni originally planned to watch the excitement, but he didn't expect Zhou Congwen to see his previous medical accident like a monster.

He nodded blankly, not knowing how Zhou Congwen knew about it.

Chapter 0693

"..."

"..."

Shen Lang and Mr. Ni fell silent at the same time.

Zhou Congwen's words are filled with a kind of self-confidence. Although it is no longer inexplicable self-confidence, after all, there are examples to prove it, but the two have their own ideas in their hearts.

"Shen Lang, do you still remember a female patient whose embolus of congenital heart disease fell off while having sex at home?" Zhou Congwen asked suddenly.

Are you driving for surgery?

Shen Lang was taken aback, but this was a sad story, it seemed inappropriate for Zhou Congwen to laugh about it.

"Remember." No matter what Shen Lang thought in his heart, he answered honestly, lowered his head and pulled the catheter outside a little bit, pulling out the cork.

"At that time you asked me if I could be cured, and I said it's very difficult now." Zhou Congwen didn't drive, and the topic changed to treatment.

Shen Lang was taken aback, while he felt that Zhou Congwen was talking about treatment, disease, and diagnosis in a serious manner; at the same time, he felt that Zhou Congwen was driving like a car, and it was very natural. He suspected that he was driving but had no evidence.

The cerebral infarction that appeared in Papapa and the foreign object inserted into the rectum by myself...

It seems that they can be closely related. Could it be that there is any relationship between rectal foreign body and cerebral infarction?

As soon as Shen Lang thought, Zhou Congwen interrupted his wild thoughts.

"The current situation can only be thrombolysis, and the best way is to insert a catheter for thrombolysis, but it seems that neurological intervention in the Second Hospital of Medical University has not been carried out."

"Yes." Shen Lang said.

"How did the patient become?" Zhou Congwen asked.