Back in 2002 as a doctor

"The prostate itself doesn't have a main supply vessel, and the super-selection needs to be extremely meticulous to block the blood supply to the prostate." Zhou Congwen said, "Dean Xiao, are you interested? I'll do it for you."

"Have you done it?" Xiao Kai was really interested.

"912 has been studied by a research group." Zhou Congwen said, "The effect is still there, but it's not [-]%. But after all, there is no other side damage except spending money. I don't guarantee it will work, but can you try it. "

Xiao Kai's saliva was about to flow out, salivating.

The prostate is indeed a nightmare for middle-aged and elderly men. Many people are relatively mild, so it is still good.But when Xiao Kai thinks of the prostate now, he thinks of the scene where he and Zhou Congwen put water together and listened to Zhou Congwen's voice.

That feeling is really uncomfortable.

Thinking of this, Xiao Kai felt a little anxious to urinate.

"Why are you still studying this? Wouldn't it be good to do a few coronary arteries with that mental head?" Shen Lang disdainfully.

"It's different, they are all patients, so why not do it?" Zhou Congwen said, "Actually, the most harmful thing is not Merck, they have experimental results to support it. Advertisements on telephone poles that guarantee [-]% hair growth, and then there are advertisements on the website That's what hurts people."

"I've seen it!" Shen Lang immediately became excited, "I said why there is such a thing [-]%, and said that if it doesn't work, I will pay the full compensation."

"Think about it." Zhou Congwen said, wrinkling his fingers, "First, although finasteride industrial products are relatively expensive, they are not expensive when converted into drugs, right?"

"En." Shen Lang nodded.

"Secondly, there must be an effect, which was proved by scientists from Merck."

"..." Shen Lang was speechless.

He had a hard time connecting the street crooks with the scientists at Merck.

"Third, everyone is happy with the effect. As for the side effects, most people don't know about them. Just tell me, who can connect hair growth with that."

Zhou Congwen said with a smile.

"That's right, what you said from Congwen makes sense." Shen Lang nodded.

"And those who lose their hair are middle-aged and elderly people, and the Mediterranean is very common." Zhou Congwen said, "What do old men of this age like most?"

As he spoke, he glanced at Xiao Kai.

"Fishing!" Xiao Kai said.

"Yes." Zhou Congwen smiled, "They may not know whether they have sexual dysfunction, even if they know, they are ashamed to point to the drug seller in public and say, I am caused by taking your medicine?"

"That's right." Shen Lang continued to nod his head.

What Zhou Congwen said was well-founded, and Shen Lang even had a picture in his mind.

Even if there is a problem, who would have thought of it?Even if you think about it, can you still go to someone else?

In broad daylight, being questioned by the other party a few words, the whole world knows whether he is still alive or not.

Although Shen Lang is not a middle-aged man, he can still figure it out.

Xiao Kai felt a little empathetic, and sighed.

The most difficult thing to keep in the world is not just a young face.

"Well, Director Sui of the Department of Orthopedics in Jianghai City, remember?" Zhou Congwen began to gossip with a smile.

"Remember, what happened?"

"Didn't our hospital receive sildenafil citrate? He went to prescribe the medicine, get medical insurance, and was seen by others. Later, he asked how the effect was."

"Ha, can you still get medical insurance?" Xiao Kai's eyes lit up.

"What is that?" Shen Lang asked.

"In Li Zongsheng's songs, there are no small blue pills," Zhou Congwen said.

"I know, so you don't have to worry at all, right?" Shen Lang asked.

"Who knows, Director Sui said in the operating room anyway, it's useless."

"Yes, I guess Dean Xiao got wind immediately after taking the small blue pill." Shen Lang said.

Xiao Kai's face was extremely ugly.

Zhou Congwen quickly explained, "Dean Xiao, Shen Lang is talking about our Jianghai City Dean Xiao Qiang Xiao, not about you."

Chapter 1352 How to cure dark circles

Because of the misunderstanding, Zhou Congwen explained a few more sentences.Thinking of Xiao Qiang, Zhou Congwen also sighed.

"Where will Dean Xiao come from?" Xiao Kai was a little interested.

"It is said that the ventilator has been plugged in for at least 20 days." Seeing Zhou Congwen shaking his head, Shen Lang hurriedly replied, Shen Lang must be good at this kind of gossip.

To use an idiom to describe Shen Lang is to say nothing.

"How to say?"

"Because Xiao Qiang became the vice president at that time..." Shen Lang said, Xue Zhou Congwen turned his head, and looked at Xiao Kai helplessly.

"It's normal, it's okay." Xiao Kai smiled, "I know what everyone thinks."

"It was possible to wake up and breathe on my own, but no one in the neurosurgery department made any suggestions, so I kept procrastinating." Shen Lang said, "At first everyone thought that the neurosurgery doctors were bad, but then one time when they drank, a neurosurgeon drank too much."

"He said that under the same circumstances, the doctor below suggested to go offline, but Xiao Qiang said no, and even scolded the doctor who wanted to go offline."

"..." Xiao Kai was speechless.

When he thought of the situation of swearing for the sake of swearing, it didn't mean that Dean Xiao Qiang wanted to delay the patient's treatment, but he just wanted to establish his majesty and suppress lower-level doctors.

It may be delayed for several hours. In short, the final decision must be made by Dean Xiao Qiang himself.

"What happened next?" Xiao Kai asked.

"The neurosurgery department has also moved out old medical records. Everyone discusses in the office every day how Dean Xiao Qiang handled this situation back then, so how should we deal with it now." Shen Lang said, "President Xiao did things at that time. There was no logic, so the logic of neurosurgery began to be confused. As a result, the tube was pulled out, but it was delayed for at least three weeks."

"Oh." Xiao Kai shook his head, there is no way to say such a thing.

"There's nothing to say about this kind of thing." Zhou Congwen said.

He thought about Xiao Qiang's future.

In fact, Zhou Congwen's memory of these passers-by A, B, C, D is not very deep, but Xiao Qiang can be said to have a bad fate.

After finally surviving the Ma Feng incident, he couldn't be the dean, director, or surgery, so he retired to the second line.

The doctor can see Xiao Qiang staggering to work every day and doing rehabilitation exercises.Comparing Xiao Qiang's strength before and his old age after illness, everyone was quite emotional.

In the next few years, Xiao Qiang was fine during the unit physical examination.But after a few months, multiple metastases occurred all over the body, and soon the person disappeared.

This guy, even Zhou Congwen didn't know what to say about him.In the past at the Third Hospital of Jianghai City, Xiao Qiang made things difficult for himself.

However, for Zhou Congwen's status as a "comer", the dead are the most important, and Xiao Qiang is a bit awkward to talk about it.

Seeing that Zhou Congwen didn't want to mention it, Xiao Kai immediately changed the topic although he didn't know Zhou Congwen's real thoughts.

"By the way, we have a doctor in the oncology department. He has a small notebook and makes regular return visits."

"Huh? So careful." Shen Lang said, "It's not bad."

"Hehe." Xiao Kai shook his head and smiled, "What I want to talk about is not about regular return visits. He records the date of return visits in his little book, and every patient who dies must put a check mark on the back."

"One day, the drawer was unlocked, and someone saw his notebook. Guess what the first impression of Shen Lang was."

"Precise and serious." Shen Lang said, "There is also medical ethics."

"No, everyone's first impression is death." Xiao Kai said.

This brain circuit... Zhou Congwen was speechless.But if you think about it carefully, the checkmarks are constantly ticked in the notebook... It seems to be more similar.

"Does it start with D on the cover of the notebook?" Zhou Congwen joked.

Xiao Kai didn't understand, he glanced at Shen Lang, saw that Shen Lang didn't speak, and felt a little anxious.

Professor Zhou Congwen Zhou threw out a sentence, what should I do if I can't catch it.

What the hell, can't Professor Zhou talk about something he understands? Chatting so wildly and unconstrainedly has no friends.

While chatting, he went back to the ward.

Zhou Congwen looked at the patient first, and when he returned to the doctor's office, he saw Peng Yiming looking in the mirror.

"Yiming, what's wrong?" Zhou Congwen asked.

"Professor Zhou, I have dark circles under my eyes." Peng Yiming said distressedly, "Recently, I have to take an examination of attending medicine, and I have to stay up late to study when I go back."

"Buy eye cream." Zhou Congwen said, "What are you doing to earn money? Isn't it just spending money?"

Speaking of this, the expression on Peng Yiming's face became strange.

Seeing Peng Yiming's "ghost" expression in the mirror, Zhou Congwen was also taken aback for a moment, then remembered something and laughed.

Both Shen Lang and Xiao Kai were stunned, not knowing what Zhou Congwen was laughing at.

"Professor Zhou, do you know what I'm thinking?" Peng Yiming was also stunned, and she asked.

"Is it because you went to the emergency room or were on duty in the ward and couldn't sleep well, and you didn't have money to buy eye cream, so you fooled yourself with other things?" Zhou Congwen asked.

It's over, as soon as Zhou Congwen's voice fell, Peng Yiming's expression looked more like seeing a ghost.

She looked at Zhou Congwen in astonishment, her eyes staring straight.

How does Professor Zhou know everything?

"Professor Zhou, what do you mean?" Xiao Kai didn't understand at all.

He even envied Zhou Congwen for being able to say a few words on any topic.It is said that when a surgeon gets old, he will become a hooligan, but Zhang You is a kind of hooligan, and Professor Zhou Congwen is another kind.

"Ma Yinglong hemorrhoid ointment can be used as eye cream." Zhou Congwen laughed.

Peng Yiming became furious, and picked up the folder of the medical record and pretended to smash it.

If she hadn't realized that the person in front of her was her leader at the last moment when she let go, maybe the medical record folder would have been thrown out.

"I can't buy it for you." Zhou Congwen said quickly, "Big brand, don't be angry."

Zhou Congwen also knew that his joke was a bit too much.

"Professor Zhou, why?" Xiao Kai asked suspiciously.

"Calamine has the effects of astringent, detumescence, hemostasis, and antiseptic." Zhou Congwen whispered, "There are also borneol, which is said to be very effective in removing dark circles."

"How do you know?" Shen Lang looked at Zhou Congwen suspiciously and asked.

"Shen Lang, we used to be with the anorectal department, okay?" Zhou Congwen said contemptuously, "Don't always focus on gossip and other things, and don't care about serious things at all."

"!!!" Shen Lang was rendered speechless by Zhou Congwen's words.

"Hey, Yiming, is it useful?" Shen Lang asked Peng Yiming with a smile all over his face.

"It's easy to use." Peng Yiming also couldn't laugh or cry, she never thought that Zhou Congwen would know about it.You say that he is a man who knows what this thing is useful for.

"Only some people use it." Zhou Congwen emphasized, "And some people use it up, and the eye circles are still red, which is quite scary."

Chapter 1353 The Daily Life of the Academician Workstation

In fact, this matter is similar to Paul Lizhi, and Zhou Congwen thought of it occasionally.

Because there are rumors that Ma Yinglong hemorrhoid ointment can treat dark circles, Ma Yinglong company also specially released eye cream.

But after all, there is a difference in price, and many people are still willing to use hemorrhoid cream.

But this is all for later, Zhou Congwen is not going to talk about it.

"Professor Zhou, don't forget." Peng Yiming didn't care about the hemorrhoid cream, but he cared about the brand-name eye cream that Zhou Congwen promised him.

"Uh..." Zhou Congwen was taken aback, but it was just an eye cream, and he waited for Liu Xiaobie to come back and ask her.But this kind of thing... Zhou Congwen just thought about it in a flash, and threw this idea out of his mind.

As long as you don't want to die, you shouldn't do it.Asking a girl to give another girl eye cream?Zhou Congwen didn't have dementia yet, so he turned his head and forgot Peng Yiming's advice.

"Professor Zhou, tell me the principle and why, what you just said was not detailed enough." Peng Yiming continued to ask.

Girls really just need beauty and skin care, Zhou Congwen raised his hand, and arranged his flat head, rustling.

"I don't know." Zhou Congwen said honestly, "The clinical research of Chinese medicine has just started, and many of them are accumulated experience, so just wait."

"You're a black doctor!" Peng Yiming said contemptuously.

Zhou Congwen was stunned, what he said was the same as a girlfriend teaching a man.

What the hell can be added to black Chinese medicine.