Back in 2002 as a doctor

"..."

Xiao Kai and Yuan Qingyao were speechless.

Yuan Qingyao was even better, after all, his classmates had this problem.But Xiao Kai really couldn't understand it. He has been doing clinical work for many years and has seen many patients with advanced lung cancer who were suffocated to death.

In the advanced stage of lung cancer, in many cases, the death is not directly caused by the tumor, but the pleural effusion or the tumor occupies the airway. Due to lack of oxygen, the patient gradually develops cardiopulmonary failure and dies.

Xiao Kai has seen many patients being suffocated to death, but he has nothing to do, and regrets it for a long time.These patients are very painful, and he has never seen a person who likes this feeling.

In the end, the patient sat up and breathed, often accompanied by... Alas, Xiao Kai was even more puzzled when he thought of the dozens of patients he was familiar with.

Zhou Congwen didn't stop, and continued while Xiao Kai was thinking, "Later, the boss highly suspected that the little patient was seeking a cold because of short-term and controllable suffocation, so that the tonsils would swell and block the airway."

"So the surgery was performed directly. After several years of observation after the operation, no similar situation occurred again. The child will be fine."

"This..." Xiao Kai was still a little puzzled.

"In fact, similar situations are very common in clinical practice. For example, when I was in the Third Hospital of Jianghai City, a nurse was allergic to crayfish." Zhou Congwen walked quickly to the gastrointestinal surgery department, and said as he walked, "According to her description, using Breathing soon after epinephrine and dexamethasone."

"The moment the fresh air is sucked in, the world becomes extraordinarily beautiful."

"What happened later?" Yuan Qingyao asked.

"Then the nurse resigned."

"Uh……"

"She said that the world is so beautiful, and she shouldn't waste a lot of her youth in the hospital, but to enjoy life." Zhou Congwen shrugged, "I think she's right."

"It can be regarded as everyone has their own aspirations." Although Xiao Kai didn't agree in his heart, it was a well-organized job!But he still agreed with Zhou Congwendao.

"The boss also encountered a special case, have you ever ridden a roller coaster?" Zhou Congwen asked.

"Sit." Yuan Qingyao gave an affirmative answer, while Xiao Kai shook his head.

"There is a patient who likes to ride roller coasters very much. His family is relatively well-off, but he goes to Disneyland in Japan every year." Zhou Congwen said this, thinking of Liu Xiaobie, the hospital and the roller coasters with strange angles outside the hospital.

"But it's just a well-off family, and she couldn't bear it. She thought it was a mental illness, so she sought medical advice everywhere, and finally found her boss."

"The boss only found out after constant questioning that the girl would pass out from suffocation because of the strong wind and the extreme speed of going up and down. Every few seconds or ten seconds, so she was obsessed with this kind of roller coaster. Feel."

What about Liu Xiaobie?Zhou Congwen thought of this.

Next time you meet, you must ask. Zhou Congwen has a death idea in his heart.

"I'll go... My heart can't take it just listening to you." Xiao Kai said.

"Principal Xiao, I strongly recommend that you don't try it." Zhou Congwen said seriously, "If you go up, you will find that your heart is still good, but your prostate will definitely not be able to bear it first."

Chapter 1405 The common area that ghosts are afraid of

While chatting, the three of them came to the Department of Gastrointestinal Surgery.Shen Lang also just arrived and was standing at the door of the ward looking around.

When he saw Zhou Congwen, he raised his hand and waved to indicate that he was there.

"Dean Xiao, you and Shen Lang briefly talk about the situation." Zhou Congwen said.

"En." Xiao Kai responded.

Zhou Congwen and Yuan Qingyao walked into the ward, while Shen Lang was grabbed by Xiao Kai.

"Shen Lang, let me tell you what happened first."

Although the things arranged by Professor Zhou Congwenzhou were rather weird, Xiao Kai still tried his best to complete them.

But speaking, Professor Zhou is really used to Shen Lang, and he met a weird... After the lecture, Xiao Kai saw the bewitching light in Shen Lang's eyes, and felt emotional in his heart.

But only sighed for a moment, Xiao Kai felt that something was wrong.

The patient who had just finished the operation was insisted by Shen Lang at first, so much so that Director Teng Fei Teng looked at Shen Lang in the wrong way, as if he was looking at a fool.

Perhaps, this is how Professor Zhou has been guiding Shen Lang to turn his gossip about messy things into his interest in clinical cases.

"Shen Lang, is the patient okay after the operation?" Xiao Kai asked tentatively.

"Okay." Shen Lang said, "The ST segment has come down, and other symptoms have also eased. I observed for a while, and the electrocardiogram is different from before. Dean Xiao, you said that the patient ate dolls, is it Transformers or Otto?" What about Man?"

"..."

Xiao Kai felt that he and Shen Lang had nothing in common.

The Transformers who saw the ghost, the Ultraman who saw the ghost.

"Shen Lang, wait a moment for Professor Zhou." Xiao Kai held Shen Lang who was eager to try.

"I'll go take a look, just take a look, just take a look." Shen Lang couldn't wait to rush in.

"I want to ask you something." Xiao Kai grabbed Shen Lang tightly, "It's not good to go in now, it's a mess, and the patient's family members are already irritable. What do you think, Shen Lang?"

Although what Xiao Kai said was not detailed enough, Shen Lang knew what Dean Xiao meant, so he could only hold back the fire of gossip in his heart.

"The patient who just finished the operation, how do you know that something is wrong with him?" Xiao Kai pulled Shen Lang to the window in the corridor.

"I read an English report." Shen Lang was still absent-minded, his eyes kept scanning the crowd, as if he was looking for something.

"Be more specific, let's talk about it."

"It was a case report, which mentioned a similar example. The British doctors did 3 times of imaging in a row before they found out the problem. Their luck was better. I heard from the article that Mr. Huang once did 12 imaging in a row."

"Do you still read foreign periodicals?" Xiao Kai was startled, "What publications?"

"Nothing else is interesting, it's too serious, I like "New England"." Shen Lang looked inside, and said to Xiao Kai.

"Oh? What's special."

Shen Lang said, "Every issue of "New England" magazine has some messy case reports. I don't read reviews, I don't understand them, and I'm too professional, so I just read those cases. For example, there was a report a few days ago, saying that a young A person swallowed 5 kilograms of steel nails."

"..." Xiao Kai was speechless.

what is this?Extensive clinical experience?

Is Zhou Congwen making the best use of the situation, or is he getting used to Shen Lang?But the patient just now proved that Shen Lang's persistence was justified.

With a gossip heart can also increase clinical experience, Xiao Kai couldn't laugh or cry when he thought of this idea.

"Shen Lang." Xiao Kaiyu said earnestly, "Don't worry, it's still early on the patient side. You have to see what's going on, and we'll talk about it after surgery."

"En." Shen Lang listened to the persuasion and nodded.

"I heard you say you want to buy a house a few days ago, how are you thinking about it?" Xiao Kai asked.

"I just said it casually. Why do you still believe it, Dean Xiao?" Shen Lang's attention was drawn away by Xiao Kai, "Didn't Congwen say that I will go to the imperial capital next year? I have to make some preparations in advance and wait for my parents Take them over when you get old."

"Well, don't buy it in the provincial capital." Xiao Kai said with a smile.

He knew how much money to send to Shen Lang, and it was more than enough to buy a house.Moreover, Professor Zhou Congwen Zhou also vaguely said that 912 may give policies after going to the imperial capital, but he needs to negotiate, and I don’t know if 912 can still distribute houses.

Specifically why, Xiao Kai didn't know.In his opinion, the houses in the imperial capital are similar to those in the provincial capital and Baishui City, more than 3000 square meters.

It was better a few years ago, the unit allocated a house to each employee.

Shen Lang was a little short. If it had been a year or two earlier, the Third Hospital of Jianghai City would have been divided into houses.

"By the way, Dean Xiao, isn't this thinking about buying a house recently? I had a dream last night."

"Dream? Is it too much pressure?" Xiao Kai laughed.

"It's possible. I've been dreaming a lot since I got rabies." Shen Lang smiled, and approached Xiao Kai mysteriously, "I dreamed that my house was haunted, and then my parents hired an old Taoist priest to exorcise the ghosts." .”

"and after?"

"The old Taoist said that there is a piece of talisman paper, after sticking it on, ghosts will not dare to come to the door."

"You've watched too many Hong Kong movies by Lin Zhengying recently. What are these? It's a mess." Xiao Kai frowned.

Shen Lang slapped his head and laughed, "Dean Xiao, don't tell me I didn't expect it, it really is!"

"But this is not important. When I got motivated at that time, I asked the old Taoist priest what the concept of family is."

"..." Xiao Kai was speechless for a moment.

Shen Lang's brain circuit is really strange.

From old to young, almost no one knows about talisman paper, but who would ask what the concept of family is.

"Tell me, is it marked on the real estate certificate, or is it within my sight? If my name is not written on the real estate certificate, is that okay? What if it is a rental house?"

"You think too much." Xiao Kai said expressionlessly.

"It's okay, it's not too much." Shen Lang laughed, "Later, in the dream, the old Taoist said that as long as it is my house, the name on the house book and I have a direct relationship."

"The old Taoist talked a lot." Xiao Kai said.

"I asked again, if the house is mortgaged to the bank for a loan, will it still count? If I don't repay it, will the house be forfeited and the talisman still be used?"

"!!!"

Xiao Kai felt that if he was that old Taoist priest, he would burn a handful of paper talismans and gag Shen Lang's mouth.

"Later, a figure in white clothes wandered around in the corridor, far away from my home." Shen Lang said, "I felt very strange, so I called the old Taoist priest to ask about the situation."

"and after?"

"The old Taoist said that the common area of ​​my house is too large, and it's all included in it." Shen Lang said, "So ghosts can't even get close to my house door."

Xiao Kai looked at Shen Lang silently, really wanting to know what this guy usually thinks in his mind, even a dream is so twists and turns.

Chapter 1406 The Role of Gossip

Shen Lang continued to look left and right, like a big horse monkey, not honest at all.

Xiao Kai asked, "Shen Lang, is there any gossip recently?"

"Oh, yes." Shen Lang said.

This is a rule that Xiao Kai summed up, if you want Shen Lang to be honest, you can ask him all kinds of gossip.As for Shen Lang, like a robot cat, he can speak out anytime and anywhere.

"Talk about it." Xiao Kai passed the boring time, trying his best to get out of his mind the area of ​​the pool that everyone is afraid of.

"The day before yesterday, a child in the emergency department was given an injection. All the other children cried loudly, but this child laughed loudly. The nurses in the emergency department were frightened and thought they had encountered a neuropathy."

"Oh?"

This time even Xiao Kai became interested.

The pediatrics department of the hospital is a big concern for Xiao Kai. There are fewer and fewer doctors and nurses in the pediatrics department. Although it can still do it now, Xiao Kai's eyes are far-sighted.

It seems that in less than ten years, that side will become a hard-hit area, so Xiao Kai always wants to do something in advance, which can be regarded as benefiting the folks in Baishui City.

Although no one knows how well he does this kind of thing, Xiao Kai just wants to do it.

Pediatrics is difficult, Xiao Kai himself is not willing to go.

After entering, I heard the children crying one after another, just like the dog in the east of the village barking, and then the dogs in the whole village barking, it was like a headache.

Working there, I really live a long life.

Xiao Kai has never seen a child laugh when he gets an injection.

"What's going on? Is there something wrong with the child's brain?" Xiao Kai asked.

"No, the nurse was so frightened that she went to the doctor. The child's mother explained that in order to prevent the child from crying during the injection, she lied to him that the crying needle would be folded in the buttocks during the injection, and then he would not be able to sit down for the rest of his life."

"Hahaha." Xiao Kai laughed, "The adults in this family are very interesting, so the child is afraid, and then laughs desperately during the injection?"

"It should be." Shen Lang said, "Dean Xiao, why would that person swallow a doll? Is it Transformers or Ultraman? Does he want to feel superhuman power?"

"Tell me, if you swallow a Transformer, is there a [-]% chance that you will transform. Will there be light if you swallow an Ultraman?"

Shen Lang talked so much, Xiao Kai really wanted him to write the medical records.

After persisting for a full 20 minutes, Zhou Congwen came out of the ward. He and Yuan Qingyao beside him said, "I don't think the gastroscope can be removed. I'll ask the boss first. If it doesn't work, I'll ask the boss for surgery."

"Thank you Brother Zhou." Wearing a mask, Yuan Qingyao politely expressed his thanks.

"It's okay. This kind of case is rare. I think the boss will be willing to go up and have a look. By the way, the boss is very good at performing operations on intestinal adhesions and intestinal obstruction. He actually doesn't like to use laparoscopy. But laparoscopy is beneficial to patients. The damage is small, so there is no way to use a laparoscopy."

"Oh!"

"The boss's blunt separation is unique in 912." Zhou Congwen laughed, "Pleural adhesions, you have seen it a lot, the boss separated it with his bare hands, and there is very little bleeding."

Not only Yuan Qingyao, but even Xiao Kai were stunned. Curious thoughts appeared in their hearts.

It would be great if I could see Huang Lao's blunt separation with my own eyes.