Back in 2002 as a doctor

My mentality seems to have changed after 912, and Zhou Congwen is also aware of this.

"Go." Zhou Congwen smiled, and waved his hand to ask the salesman to take samples.

"Congwen, is this a good thing? Why do I think soapy water is better?" Shen Lang flipped through the brochure and asked doubtfully.

"It can't be compared with soapy water. If you want to compare it, it is also compared with Kaiseru." Zhou Congwen said, "Is Kaiseru easy to use?"

"It's average." Shen Lang said, "That's it, if you have stubborn constipation, squeeze in three or five sticks and it won't help."

"Glycerin enemas are different. One can be used for stubborn constipation, as long as it is deep enough and the holding time is a little longer."

After finishing speaking, Zhou Congwen saw a weird smile on Shen Lang's face, knew what this guy was thinking, and said contemptuously, "If you think about those messy things again, I won't show you superpowers."

"Super power?" Shen Lang was stunned for a moment, what was Zhou Congwen talking about?Why is it even related to superpowers?

He doesn't believe that Zhou Congwen has any superpowers, but he knows that Zhou Congwen's hand speed is relatively fast, so it probably has something to do with it.People with girlfriends are faster than themselves, there is really no reason to reason.

"Congwen, what superpower?" Shen Lang asked.

"Wait for him to come and do a magic trick for you." After Zhou Congwen finished speaking, he ignored Shen Lang and buried himself in his book.

Shen Lang couldn't hold anything in his stomach, thinking about the super power Zhou Congwen mentioned, he stood up, sat down like an ant on a hot pot, stood up again and looked at the door.

After half an hour, the young man ran in panting.

"Why are you so slow." Shen Lang blamed, and then took the sample from the salesman.

Chapter 1549 Zhou Congwen's super power

The sample is an oval plastic container filled with a glycerin enema. It feels soft and the liquid inside is very viscous.

"Congwen, what do you want? What kind of power do you want to superpower, do you drink it and then reappear?" Shen Lang shook the glycerin enema in his hand and asked.

Shen Lang's nonsense was completely out of proportion, Zhou Congwen didn't care, he took a glycerin enema and looked at it a few times.

This is the most "primitive" potion, but the subsequent improved version has not changed much, and Zhou Congwen soon confirmed this point.

"Go find a glass." Zhou Congwen said.

Shen Lang looked at Zhou Congwen suspiciously, not knowing what he meant by this.

This is something for enema. Shen Lang didn't think that Zhou Congwen would have any superpowers, but always thought that Zhou Congwen might let a patient with intractable constipation come out smoothly.

However, patients in the ward do not seem to have intractable constipation, and similar patients are not common in thoracic surgery.

And now that Zhou Congwen asked for a glass, he probably really wanted to drink the sausage enema machine.

In the emergency department, there have always been cases where the doctor prescribed Kaisailu and the patient went home instead of anal plug but took it orally, whether it was Jianghai City, the provincial capital, or the imperial capital, it was the same everywhere.

Some doctors did not explain clearly, thinking that patients knew; some patients did not listen to what the doctor said, preconceived that this is an oral solution.

What Shen Lang never expected was that Zhou Congwen would use a glass cup to hold the enema solution.

"Bring another thermometer." Zhou Congwen said again.

"Congwen, what are you doing?" Shen Lang asked doubtfully.

"Go quickly." Zhou Congwen urged with a smile.

The young salesman didn't understand what Zhou Congwen meant. He stared blankly at the young doctor with dewy hair.

Shen Lang quickly brought the glass and thermometer, and looked at Zhou Congwen curiously, Shen Lang didn't even know what Zhou Congwen was going to do.

Zhou Congwen poured the solution from the glycerin enema into a glass, then held the mercury end of the thermometer and said, "Shen Lang, I can make it disappear, do you believe it?"

Shen Lang shook his head.

"Then keep your eyes open and watch." Zhou Congwen smiled and inserted the mercury end of the thermometer into the glycerin enema in the cup.

Shen Lang was stunned to see the thermometer disappear!

In his mind, there should be a refraction reaction, and the thermometer was "broken" into two pieces.But what Shen Lang never expected was that the thermometer was poked in little by little, and then disappeared without a trace.

Glycerin enema is still glycerin enema, almost transparent, viscous liquid, visible to the naked eye, but the thermometer is gone, disappearing without a trace in front of my eyes.

"This is……"

Not only Shen Lang, but even the young salesman was dumbfounded, staring blankly at the scene in front of him, not knowing what was going on.

"It's okay." Zhou Congwen smiled, "You shouldn't come to the doctor, but the head nurse."

"..." The young salesman was stunned, and it took him a few seconds to realize that Zhou Congwen was talking to himself.

"Enemas are the job of nurses, and it's easier to find a head nurse."

As he spoke, Zhou Congwen took the thermometer out of the glycerin enema.

A scene that surprised Shen Lang appeared.

As Zhou Congwen raised his hand, the "disappeared" thermometer reappeared.

"Congwen, what's going on?" Shen Lang asked.

"The refractive index of glycerin is similar to ordinary glass, so when a glass rod is inserted into glycerin, it will not produce the same refraction as in water, but will disappear." Zhou Congwen explained.

"What do you mean?" Shen Lang was puzzled.

He understood every word Zhou Congwen said, but when put together, he had no idea what this guy meant.

"Literal meaning." Zhou Congwen said, "Glycerin enema mainly contains glycerin. This is also a literal meaning. So use a glass rod to poke it in. If it disappears, the purity of this thing is not bad, it can be used, and it is more practical."

"Wait a minute!" Shen Lang took the cup to get some water.

The water floats on top of the glycerin enema, clearly distinct.

Shen Lang snatched the thermometer from Zhou Congwen's hand again, twisted the mercury end and stuck it in.

In the water, the refraction reaction that Shen Lang imagined appeared, but when the vitreous body of the thermometer entered the glycerin enema, it disappeared inexplicably.

Shen Lang tried it back and forth several times, but it still had the same effect, and his interest suddenly increased, and he had a good time playing.

Seeing that Shen Lang looked like a little boy, Zhou Congwen patted him on the shoulder.

But Shen Lang ignored Zhou Congwen and continued to play on his own.

"Go to the head nurse and tell Zhou Congwen that Professor Zhou wants to use it," Zhou Congwen said.

"..." The young salesman was stunned, he didn't expect the young doctor to speak so loudly.

Zhou Congwen didn't bother with the small salesman any more, but asked, "Shen Lang, it's almost done, such a simple little thing is up to you."

"It's amazing, don't you think?" Shen Lang was still checking the thermometer, like a middle-aged man who likes to sit in the wild and happily fish while feeding mosquitoes.

The joy of a man is so simple and straightforward.

"Glass is just like that. We're not a biochemical ring material. It's useless to know about it." Zhou Congwen said with a smile, "You just need to know that this thing is easy to use. In the future, if you encounter patients who have no bowel movement for more than three days after surgery, don't use it." Selu, give him a glycerin enema."

"Ok!"

"Teacher, thank you." The young salesman did not expect to meet a nobleman inadvertently, he said repeatedly.

"As long as it works, you don't need to thank me."

"Has this thing entered the hospital?" Shen Lang asked.

"Come in, come in." The young salesman quickly replied, "The teachers don't know the effect of new things, so the sales are very poor."

"It's going to be better slowly." Zhou Congwen comforted him casually, then turned around and returned to his seat to sit down and continue reading.

"glycerin?"

When the boss's voice came, Zhou Congwen turned around quickly, and saw his boss walking in with his back straight, staring at the cup on the table.

"Boss." Zhou Congwen went up to welcome him, "It's the manufacturer who is selling glycerin enemas."

"Is it easy to use? I think the concentration is quite pure." Huang Lao said, staring at the thermometer in Shen Lang's hand.

"It should be pretty good." Zhou Congwen said.

The young salesman hadn't figured out the situation yet, and he stood aside not knowing who to talk to.

"Should?" Elder Huang was a little dissatisfied with Zhou Congwen's answer. He took the thermometer from Shen Lang's hand and began to test it himself.

Shen Lang was stunned to see that Mr. Huang was playing much more tricks than himself, and even made stirring movements.

Is this the simple happiness of a man?

Chapter 1550 Double Blind Experiments

After a full 5 minutes, Huang Lao handed over the thermometer to Shen Lang, and turned to look at the young salesman.

"Are you the salesman of the manufacturer?" Huang Lao asked.

The young salesman nodded again and again, he was at a loss and didn't know what to call this old man.

"Application with your leader, I want twenty." Huang Lao waved his hand and said casually.

"Boss, why do you need so many glycerin enemas?" Zhou Congwen asked.

"I'm looking for stomach and intestines, what else can I do, let me drink it with Erguotou?" Huang Laodao, "Just do a double-blind experiment, or try to see if the effect of Kaisailu is not satisfactory. .”

"Boss is wise!" Zhou Congwen boasted shamelessly.

This kind of flattering technique is too rough, but anyone who wants to show face will not say that.

But Zhou Congwen didn't have the slightest psychological barrier when he said it, the most important thing was that he could hear his sincere tone.

An old hooligan is an old hooligan, whether it is surgery, diagnosis, or flattery, there is no flaw.

"Go, hurry up." Huang Lao waved his hand and issued the order to evict the guest.

The young salesman quickly bowed to everyone in the office, and then retreated out of the office in a daze.

It was less than a year since he graduated, and he had only been employed for three months, and he was employed after simple training.

Because the amount of glycerin enemas used in hospitals is not ideal, the sales pressure is huge, so the young salesman is going to go to the clinic to see if he can convince the clinical doctors.

He has no experience at all, but anyone with a little bit of experience will visit the doctor on duty and the hospital chief after get off work, instead of "breaking" in directly.

The total energy spent in the hospital is most appropriately spent on the "small" medicine of glycerin enema.

If you come during the day, you should go straight to the director's office, not the general doctor's large office.

However, he made countless mistakes and should have been expelled in despair, but instead, he saw a "wonderful" scene that he had never seen during his training.

The young salesman walked out of the inpatient building of 912, still confused.Instead of being pleasantly surprised, he was a little frustrated and cursed in his heart.

The old man looked like he came to see a doctor from the countryside, or the old man from the hygienist's family came to help unclog the toilet.

His face is so big, he opened his mouth and there were 20 glycerin enemas.

Although a glycerin enema is not worth much, I have to submit an application to the higher authorities and wait for approval.

Also double-blind trials, who will do double-blind trials in domestic clinical practice?There are several pharmaceutical companies that dare to do double-blind trials.

The young salesman began to have the idea of ​​cursing people, because people who look too professional are basically liars.

But the old man was too old, out of the most basic respect, the young salesman did not curse, but highly suspected that he was a liar.

He walked out of the inpatient department building, took a deep breath, and then returned to his nearby residence to write an email and send it to his superior's mailbox.

However, the company's work efficiency is gratifying, and it takes three days at the shortest to receive a letter, which still has results.There is a high probability that it will go nowhere.

The young salesman was sitting on a chair. He thought that what he did today was very beautiful, especially beautiful, and it could be regarded as opening a gap.

Although I don't know who the old man called "Boss" is, those two young doctors are genuine 912 doctors.

One of them even asked himself to go to the head nurse, saying that it was Zhou... What's wrong with Zhou?

The young salesman thought for a long time before he vaguely remembered that his name should be Zhou Congwen, but he was not sure.

After thinking for a long time, the young salesman picked up his mobile phone. He was not prepared to wait so long. After all, this was an opportunity he had worked hard for after becoming a salesman.

After dialing the phone, the young salesman was a little nervous, and he stammered, "Hi, manager."

"What's the matter, I have a meeting."

The impatient answer on the phone made the young salesman even more nervous.

He murmured a few words, and when the other party was about to curse, he said, "Manager, I... went to 912 today and visited several teachers. One teacher asked for 20 glycerin enemas, and wanted to make a double Blind test."

This paragraph is very simple, but the back of the young salesman was already wet with sweat after he finished speaking.

Although he didn't face the manager directly, he was still very nervous, and the dopamine and adrenaline in his body were bursting.