Back in 2002 as a doctor

Zhou Congwen is different from his own boss in this respect. No matter what he does, Mr. Huang doesn’t have a sense of ritual. He is very casual and can be said to be a bit sloppy. Maybe he himself is part of the sense of ritual.

And Zhou Congwen had to adjust his tie every time before changing into white clothes, and he had to take care of the white clothes meticulously.

Xiao Kai knew that this was the only difference between the two.

"Okay, Boss, I was scared of the surgery so I went to find their chief resident." Zhou Congwen said with a smile, "Wait for my summary."

"Enema, glycerin is still a good thing." Huang Lao said, "It is said that a stomachache is not a disease, and it is not clean after soaking in the stool. But the stool is dry, sometimes it is quite troublesome."

Zhou Congwen stood in the most comfortable position of the boss, and he could see himself as long as he raised his eyes.

He knew that his boss was going to turn on the memory mode, and selected a paragraph from his vast number of cases.

Sure enough, Mr. Huang continued, "One time there was a patient with a distended abdomen, as if she was pregnant. At that time, I was in the township hospital. During the physical examination, the patient had tenderness in the whole abdomen. Asked about the medical history, he said that there was no other problem, and he was in his 20s. I haven't had a bowel movement."

"So long." Zhou Congwen said.

"Yeah." Huang Lao nodded, he had long been used to Zhou Congwen's flattery, "The nurse gave the patient soapy water enema, but it could only pour in a few hundred milliliters, and it sprayed out at a very shallow place. There is no way, I Only in person."

"The result was not satisfactory. At that time, I thought it was intestinal obstruction caused by fecal stones blocking the colon. There is no better way, soapy water, that's the thing."

"After surgery, the patient's colon was so thick."

As he spoke, Huang Lao raised his arm and told Zhou Congwen with the thickness of his forearm.

"Is the intestine necrotic? If it is necrotic, the operation will be difficult." Zhou Congwen said.

"It's okay. In the end, I only cut the intestinal tube less than 30cm." Huang Lao said, "The food in it is fermented, and the taste... is among the top ten tastes I have ever had in surgery."

"Spicy eyes." Zhou Congwen asked with a smile.

"I couldn't open my eyes at all. I asked the nurse to wipe my tears at first, but then I couldn't keep up, so I caught a doctor standing behind me and wiped my tears with sterile gauze."

"It's really a hard operation." Zhou Congwen said with emotion.

"Later, I thought of many ways, such as using soap shaved into bullets to make anal plugs; adding soapy water with other ingredients; adding senna leaves and other medicines orally."

"Did you think of glycerin later?"

"Yeah." Huang Lao nodded, "But I just thought about it, who knows when something similar will be produced in the clinic. This time it's good, there are samples, I'll give it a try."

"Boss, don't think too much." Zhou Congwen's compliments have always been professional, not blindly saying that the boss is wise, "I guess glycerin enema can only solve the feces in the lower digestive tract near the anus. The case of intestinal obstruction caused by fecal stones in the colon as you say should be nullified."

Huang Lao nodded, he agreed with Zhou Congwen's point of view.

"Boss, the patient you mentioned should be willing to eat persimmons."

"I didn't understand it either. I really want to eat persimmons."

Xiao Kai was startled, what is the reason?He didn't speak, though, and continued to listen.

"Generally speaking, persimmon stones appear in the stomach, and certain components and gastric acid condense into foreign bodies. However, in a small number of patients, due to gastrointestinal dysfunction, persimmon stones will gather in the bends of the intestinal tract, causing intestinal obstruction. The thing is too hard to get out, and glycerin enemas won't help."

Chapter 1553 Drink Coke When You Feel Bad

Xiao Kai came to 912 for a while, and could see the ancestor of the thoracic surgery department of the "Legend" Center every day. Gradually, he also felt that Huang Lao was no longer the old man sitting on the altar in the past, but a "spirited" man full of fireworks. ordinary people".

The old man is interested in everything, and he is not stubborn or stubborn at all. He is completely different from ordinary people who find it difficult to accept new things when they get old.

A glycerin enema unexpectedly aroused Huang Lao's interest, Xiao Kai looked at Huang Lao and Zhou Congwen with great interest.

"Boss, I have met a patient." Zhou Congwen said.

"Oh?" Huang Lao raised his eyelids and looked at Zhou Congwen who was standing at a 30° angle to the left.

"I am also a patient with persimmon stone disease. I am in my 20s. I ate a lot of persimmons during Chinese New Year. As a result, I developed persimmon stone disease."

Zhou Congwen said.

Regarding Zhou Congwen's quotations, Xiao Kai privately believed that it was a random fabrication.

He feels that even if a young doctor is extremely talented, it is impossible for him to meet so many strange patients in a limited time.

It seems that Professor Zhou Congwen Zhou is going to make up stories again to make his boss happy, but every time he says something, even he himself has been in a trance many times, thinking that what he said is what he really experienced.

Xiao Kai knew that Shen Lang would occasionally write science fiction novels and submit them to "Science Fiction World", but every time the manuscripts were drawn with a few typos in red pen, they returned.

He thought that Shen Lang didn't have the talent of Professor Zhou. If he could talk nonsense with his eyes open like Zhou Congwen, he would have become famous long ago.

"The young man was afraid of surgery. After he was hospitalized, he didn't ask his family members to sign anything. I was an intern at that time, and I talked with patients and their families every day, but the patients jumped off the building when they were in a hurry."

"Tsk tsk." Huang Lao shook his head.

"Afterwards, the abdominal distension was severe, and the young man was in severe pain. I took the opportunity to persuade him, and he finally agreed to observe for two days. If he doesn't recover, he will undergo surgery."

"But after only one day, the patient's self-reported symptoms improved, and the physical examination signs were much lighter."

"Oh?" Huang Lao suddenly became interested.

Zhou Congwen smiled slightly, and he knew that his boss must be interested in this.

"I was curious, so I asked what happened. The patient didn't tell me whether he was dead or alive. I had no choice but to ask around."

"The hygienist told me that when she cleaned up, she collected a bunch of soda cans from the patient's hand."

"Cans? What did you drink? Coke?" Huang Lao asked.

"Well, he felt that he would die after the operation, but he would suffer if he lived, so he drank 15 cans of Coca-Cola in one breath the day before, and the result was ideal, and the persimmon stone disease was relieved."

"Oh? Coca-Cola actually has this effect!" Huang Lao was a little happy, and the wrinkles on his face were stretched out.

Xiao Kai looked helpless at the change of expression on Huang Lao's face.

An old man with such a high status in the world is actually interested in Coca-Cola for treating persimmon stones.

What an old kid.

"The specific function and principle can be guessed, that is, carbon dioxide dissolves in water and has a weak acidity. Soak the persimmon stone in the stomach, and then dissolve the persimmon stone." Zhou Congwen said, "But I haven't done any specific research. , Persimmon stone disease is rare."

"This is a good way, and it sounds quite effective, at least the logic is okay."

"By the way, boss, when I was on duty in the Third Hospital of Jianghai City, I heard from a nurse that her toilet was always clogged. It would cost 30-50 yuan to find someone to unclog it." Zhou Congwen suddenly said something he didn't want to do.

Huang Lao looked at Zhou Congwen with a smile.

"She said that the money was a pain in the ass, and every time the toilet clogged, she learned to behave and bought a five-dollar Coke in the middle."

"Oh? That's okay too?" The wrinkles on Huang Lao's face stretched a little.

"The main reason why cola can flush the toilet is because one of the ingredients in cola is oxalic acid, and oxalic acid can not only clean the toilet, but also neutralize some of the dirt in the toilet, thus making the pipeline more lubricated , and can effectively remove some dirty things in the toilet.”

"I haven't drunk it. I'll find time to ask the people in the laboratory." Mr. Huang didn't believe Zhou Congwen's words.

Xiao Kai was taken aback, Professor Zhou Congwen probably just gossiped, and Mr. Huang actually wanted to ask someone from the laboratory for the specific situation.

Probably a chemical laboratory of the Chinese Academy of Sciences, Xiao Kai guessed.

"I just said casually that persimmon stone disease is really rare, so drinking Coke to treat persimmon stone disease is just a guess. And ah, drinking so much cola before surgery, I don't know what effect it will have on the body." Zhou Congwen road.

Mr. Huang waved his hand, not paying attention to the various problems Zhou Congwen said. It seemed that the old man was particularly interested in the "fresh" things Zhou Congwen mentioned.

Xiao Kai sighed inwardly, he knew Huang Lao had such a temper.

It is said that people are not interested in everything when they get old, and they only stick to their known world.

Not only the elderly, Xiao Kai himself has already had a similar trend.

But what about Mr. Huang?I still want to be a child, full of interest in the world.

I don't know if I can be like Huang Lao when I get old, Xiao Kai thought to himself.

Huang Lao stood up, "Let's go, hand over."

Zhou Congwen opened the door and saw that the crowd at the door had not dispersed. He smiled and asked his boss to go out.

The people from the manufacturer did not dare to speak, but sent Huang Lao respectfully.

Before leaving, Zhou Congwen suddenly looked back at the young salesman, "You did a good job, come on."

"Uh..." The young salesman didn't know why Zhou Congwen said this, he was a little confused because of his lack of experience.

"The sales volume of Coca-Cola in the first year is 25 bottles. From now on, you can drink a bottle of Coca-Cola when you feel bad." Zhou Congwen said with a smile, and turned to accompany his boss to take over the shift.

Xiao Kai laughed when he heard Zhou Congwen say that.

Professor Zhou Congwen Zhou is very interesting. He probably mentioned that Coke can pass through the toilet, so he thought of encouraging the young salesman.

That young man doesn't look very smart, I don't know if he can take this opportunity to reward Professor Zhou's thigh.

But no matter what, Professor Zhou's scumbag behavior seems to be more difficult to deal with than others.

Shift shift, ward rounds, surgery, Zhou Congwen took glycerin enema to gastrointestinal surgery in the afternoon, Xiao Kai accompanied him all the way, and even checked the patient's stool.

This kind of feces, urine and fart is no longer a meme, but similar to doing scientific research. If it is successful, those patients with constipation in the future can suffer less.

Of course, the manufacturer must have done a similar experiment, but Mr. Huang doesn't believe it, he wants to believe it.

In the past, Xiao Kai did not believe that there were people doing scientific research in clinical practice, but after coming to 912, he became clearer day by day that scientific research is by his side.

Chapter 1554 What is the Black Cat Sheriff's Name?

three days later.

Xiao Kai accompanied Zhou Congwen to do the test, and it took three full days to test the glycerin enema.

During this period of time, Xiao Kai also saw Zhou Congwen's ability to do projects.

Once in the Second Hospital of Medical University, Xiao Kai was stunned when he saw Yuan Qingyao doing a project. Compared with the random making up of doctors in Baishui Central Hospital, he deeply realized that Yuan Qingyao's approach was the real scientific research.

However, when he saw that Zhou Congwen's level of scientific research far exceeded Yuan Qingyao's by a large margin, he had nothing to be emotional about.

Except for being unable to have children, Professor Zhou Congwen Zhou seems to be able to try other things, and he has done quite well.

The glycerin enema is just a small clinical medicine, and Zhou Congwen didn't pay much attention to it, just to make his boss happy.However, many years of scientific research have engraved many habits in his bones, and Xiao Kai was stunned when he revealed them at will.

Zhou Congwen was very accustomed to using this medicine in his previous life.I still remember that Zhou Congwen immediately remembered this medicine when he first entered the clinic.

Not because of the curative effect, but because of its trade name - Jieda Enema.

At that time, there was no theory of deduction of money for homophonic stalks. At that time, the Jetta city series models had just entered the market, and most of the taxis used for taxis were ordinary Jettas, so Zhou Congwen always remembered this medicine.

After so many years of use, inpatients basically use glycerin enemas, and only outpatients use Kaisailu.

So for this "research", Zhou Congwen is full of confidence.

After showing it to his boss, Zhou Congwen heaved a sigh of relief and completed a "big job".

Xiao Kai held a copy in his hand, and he was going to go back and read it carefully.

Zhou Congwen's article was written in a very regular manner, but Xiao Kai felt that some words were not very smooth.

Holding the copy, he asked, "Professor Zhou, the format of your thesis is indeed very standard, but why do I feel that some sentences are not smooth?"

Xiao Kai and Zhou Congwen are already very familiar with each other, and they know this guy's temperament, so they didn't deliberately talk politely in circles, but asked bluntly.

"The domestic journals are too poor." Zhou Congwen also said helplessly, "The papers to be published are all top international journals, and some of their reading habits are like this, which is different from that in China."

Xiao Kai burst into tears.

I have never published an SCI article myself, but I only heard about it from my brothers who stayed in Xiehe.Baishui City does not deserve it, nor does it need it.

Unexpectedly, Professor Zhou Congwen wrote something casually to "fool" Mr. Huang, and he wrote it in English format.

No wonder it's such a mouthful to read.

"Actually, it's not surprising if you read it smoothly." Zhou Congwen suddenly showed a strange smile on his face, "Dean Xiao, I want to ask you something."

"Ah?" Xiao Kai was taken aback.

"What's the real name of Sheriff Black Cat?" Zhou Congwen asked.

"..."

What the hell is this called? !

The black cat sheriff's animation series was all the rage, and Xiao Kai watched it many times with great interest.

But what is the real name of Sheriff Black Cat, this kind of thing...

Only Professor Zhou Congwen Zhou can ask such weird questions.

"Congwen, does Sheriff Black Cat still have a name?" Shen Lang's ears had long been pricked up, listening to the conversation between Zhou Congwen and Xiao Kai while writing the medical records.

As soon as Zhou Congwen said the name of the black cat police chief, Shen Lang couldn't help it anymore, turned around and asked.