Back in 2002 as a doctor

The door of the emergency room was closed, but the sound from outside kept coming in, the chaos was like a pot of porridge boiling.

Hospitalization is too boring... Zhou Congwen also understands them.

It will be fine in a few years, there are 4G networks everywhere, and I don’t want to talk to people during the ward rounds, and I hold my mobile phone to play games.Even if they are older, their children will download TV series to watch, or watch small videos of volcanoes.

2002 is like this, I have to get used to it, Zhou Congwen told himself in his heart.

Disinfected three times, the woman wailed all the way, her voice was melodious and melodious, but it was not hoarse, and became more crisp and loud.

This voice, praise!

Zhou Congwen sighed in his heart, but the emotion was emotion, but he didn't waste time. He put on sterile gloves and began to explore the wound.

The finger landed on the wound, and the unsurprising woman's scream almost resounded through the sky.

It is estimated that the patients upstairs can hear it, Zhou Congwen sighed.

It's okay, the back muscles are not broken, no sutures are needed, and future functions will not be restricted.Does it bleed, not much.Debridement and sutures will do.

Before taking the anesthetic, Zhou Congwen specifically told himself to take the anesthetic so that the woman could bear it.

But just as the needle tip landed on the subcutaneous tissue, the woman started screaming again.

It might be a psychological reflex, but Zhou Congwen ignored her and poured in the prepared lidocaine + normal saline solution.

Round needle No. 4 thread, Zhou Congwen began to sew with a hemostat in one hand and a corner needle in the other.

"Boom~~~"

As soon as the round needle fell, before the woman's screams started, a sound came from outside.

What a mess!Zhou Congwen thought bitterly.If the patients in the anorectal department continue to make trouble like this, they will call the director of the anorectal department soon and find someone to come and change their medicine again.

Fault!

"Bang~"

The door of the emergency room was kicked open... A piece of sawdust fell on the patient's back.

Zhou Congwen narrowed his eyes, and while looking at the past, put the hemostatic forceps and the needle holder on the furoshiki of the cut bag with both hands, pinched the sterilized blade with his right hand, and picked up the handle of the knife with his left hand, and installed the blade like an automatic program. superior.

With a scalpel in his hand, Zhou Congwen stared at the intruder, his thoughts flashed, and he began to think about what to do to stay on the line of legitimate defense.

This kind of thing certainly can't be expected to come forward in the courtyard, they are conscientious if they don't make trouble.I have to find Liu Xiaobie to see if there is a good lawyer...

Zhou Congwen had already thought of the worst scenario.

A big man came in with tears in his eyes, "Juan'er, what's wrong with you!"

"..." Zhou Congwen held a knife in his right hand, and originally wanted to force people out viciously, but after hearing these words, all emotions disappeared.

This is a hospital, not a theater for dog-blood dramas!

The door of the emergency room was kicked open and could not be closed again. There were countless heads poking at the door to see what happened inside.

Zhou Congwen was speechless. If this is a stage play, he himself is the background, a dispensable part of the hospital in the eyes of outside spectators, even less important than the sterile sheet on the patient's back.

The protagonists are two men and one woman, with tiger eyes and tears, and it is a love story with many twists and turns.

Chapter 0164

This messy, doggy night...

Zhou Congwen put down the knife in his right hand weakly.

Why don't you come to the emergency department and push the patient to the operating room for surgery.If that's the case, at least everything is under my control, so I don't have to face such a weird scene.

But it seems that unfortunately it has come to an end, and the situation has not changed to the direction that Zhou Congwen was most worried about.

The man who broke in was acquainted with the man before, and the relationship seemed to be pretty good. The two did not fight, but simply communicated and complained to each other a few words.

Zhou Congwen sewed, the woman wailed, and the two men held the woman's hand... There were still many heads watching outside.

This weird picture left Zhou Congwen speechless.

It's just a debridement and suture, not even an operation, it's a treatment.

But it gave Zhou Congwen a brand new experience.

While sewing, he listened to the three chatting.

It turned out that they were not husband and wife...they, when this idea appeared in Zhou Congwen's mind, even Zhou Congwen's suture was affected a little bit.

With Zhou Congwen's state of mind, there are very few things that can affect him.

Two old bachelors and a widow interpret a "poignant" love story.

As if returning to the ancient matriarchal society, by the time Zhou Congwen finished sewing and began to face each other, the three had reached a consensus to form a new family.

It was hard for Zhou Congwen to swallow his breath, but it had nothing to do with him.

"Who can make the decision, come with me, I will write the medical records, you sign."

Zhou Congwen said after putting on the dressing.

"I!"

"I!"

The two men said in unison.

"After signing, go and pay the money." Zhou Congwen threw out another sentence pretending not to be distracted.

The two men each took half a step back and looked at each other.

"You can discuss it, and you can raise money." Zhou Congwen didn't make things difficult for them, but directly gave a feasible solution.

At this time, the doctor, as a stand-in for authority, as an outsider, still speaks with great force, especially if it is more fair, it is easier to accept.

Ignoring how they wanted to solve the problem, Zhou Congwen went directly to the office and began to write outpatient medical records.

Soon, the first man walks in.

"Doctor, do you need to be hospitalized?"

"No, go to the emergency department for a chest x-ray, a tetanus shot, and a few days of antibiotics." Zhou Congwen lowered his head and wrote the medical records, "By the way, pay the money you just disposed of, and the door .”

"..." The man's eyes flickered.

Zhou Congwen knew what they were thinking, but it didn't matter what the doctor said about damage to the hospital facilities, he couldn't grab the family members of the patients and make them pay for it, right?

There is a high probability that they leave directly after leaving the chest department. There are very few people who can pay the money and come back with a receipt these days.Zhou Congwen was very clear about what the patient's "family" was thinking.

But Zhou Congwen didn't care, he didn't keep the money he earned, and besides, he wasn't short of the hundred or so yuan, right?If the patient's family members are forced to pay the money, the hospital will instead place the responsibility on itself if something goes wrong.

It's a real thing to drive people away quickly.

He wrote two cases, and finally carefully wrote the words such as outpatient observation, asked the patient's family to sign, and locked one of the medical records in a drawer to prevent the patient from returning accidentally after leaving.

After driving people away, the department was not quiet. The patients in the anorectal department stood in the corridor chatting about the two men and one woman just now.

This kind of gossip is the biggest adjuster for the anorectal department, which is boring, changes medicine twice a day, and even defecates like being tortured.

Zhou Congwen asked the nurse to clean up the emergency room, while he sat silently in the office and stared at the cold food in a daze.

I'm still a little hungry if I don't eat, but I really can't eat if I eat.

Next time, when I eat next shift, I must not talk, just open it and eat it. Even if there is a flat car outside, I will take a few mouthfuls of food in for 10-15 seconds.

Zhou Congwen thought to himself.

While in a daze, Zhou Congwen suddenly smelled a faint fragrance.

A bouquet of flowers quietly appeared by the door of the office, as if haunted.

"According to the proportion of bones and muscles, it should be Liu Xiaobie." Zhou Congwen glanced at his fingers and said calmly.

"What classmate, are you still going to be my teacher?" Liu Xiaobie was caught out, especially Zhou Congwen, who was not a bit surprised and felt bored, and walked into the office.

"Where did you get the flowers? Who gave them to you? Are you going to borrow flowers to offer Buddha?" Zhou Congwen asked.

"Nonsense, am I such a worthless person?" Liu Xiaobie said contemptuously, "I bought it for you."

"why?"

"Generally speaking, a man will only receive the first bouquet of flowers in his life at the funeral. I don't want you to be so miserable, so I bought a bouquet of flowers for you before you die." On the chair opposite Zhou Congwen, he put flowers on the desk.

A pair of white and greasy long legs coiled together reminded Zhou Congwen of a green snake.

Not knowing whether it was pollen allergy or nosebleed, Zhou Congwen felt a little uncomfortable in his nose, so he rubbed it vigorously.

"What are you patients doing? You are in the corridor like walking dead." Liu Xiaobie asked directly without noticing Zhou Congwen's expression and movements.

The walking dead...

"I don't like your analogy, although anorectal patients...cough cough. They have done anal hemorrhoid surgery, and they walk with their legs apart..." Zhou Congwen explained, the more he said, the more he resembled it, and finally even himself I can't go on.

"Why do men still wear skirts?" Liu Xiaobie asked, "Did it come from Scotland?"

"Pants are inconvenient, skirts are the most convenient."

"I've learned a lot, and the anorectal department is really an interesting department."

"Oh, don't mention it." Zhou Congwen sighed, "When we were first together with the anorectal department, one day I went to the bathroom and I was dumbfounded when my belt was untied."

"Huh? Someone wants to molest you? Is it coins or soap." Liu Xiaobie asked with a smile, sternly.

"What are you talking about, be serious." Zhou Congwen scolded in a low voice, "I saw a blood-stained sanitary napkin in the wastebasket."

"You went the wrong way! I'll go!! No one saw it, or you didn't see anything!!!" Liu Xiaobie's eyes lit up all of a sudden.

"At that time, the blood in my whole body was coagulated, and I thought I was going wrong. Now it's over. Doctor Zhou sneaked into the women's toilet to peep... Tell me, do you want my face?" Zhou Congwen patted his cheek lightly.

"And then, and then?" Liu Xiaobie asked in a good-natured manner.

"Then I quietly put on my belt and walked out on tiptoe. I looked carefully for a long time, and it was indeed the men's bathroom that I entered."

"Ok?"

"Afraid of accidents, I went to other wards to solve the problem. After I came back and asked carefully, I found out that male patients in the anorectal department all use sanitary napkins. The principle is the same, and they are dry and comfortable. There are also wings, which are very convenient."

Chapter 0165 delicate brain circuit

"It seems to be such a reason. I didn't expect that you people who are engaged in medical treatment are quite clever and bizarre."

"I guess the patient invented it himself." Zhou Congwen said with a smile.

As for why the topic turned here, even he himself forgot.

"What are the patients doing?" Liu Xiaobie asked curiously, "I see that they are standing in strange postures, talking in whispers, all of them are very excited, as if something happened."

This is a very long story, and Zhou Congwen began to straighten out his thoughts.

"Have you invented a special medicine to treat hemorrhoids?" Liu Xiaobie continued to ask.

"Don't make trouble, how is it possible."

Zhou Congwen recounted what happened just now, and Liu Xiaobie suddenly said, "I saw them, they seemed to have run away without paying the money! You're not going to call the police?"

"Call the police for what?"

"They didn't pay the money." Liu Xiaobie said as a matter of course.

"Contradictions among the people, internal conflicts. If you don't pay, you don't pay. The meat is rotten in the pot. It doesn't matter." Zhou Congwen replied indifferently.

"People like you are used to it!" Liu Xiaobie said contemptuously.

Zhou Congwen didn't want to talk about it, he had nothing to do to catch the patients back and insisted on them paying.

On such a good night, sitting in the office in a daze is better than dealing with them.

"By the way, when it comes to men's sanitary napkins, I think of my former roommate's boyfriend."

"Oh? Very familiar?" Zhou Congwen raised his eyelids and glanced at Liu Xiaobie.

"Jealous? Jealous! You're jealous!!" Liu Xiaobie pointed at Zhou Congwen, the louder he spoke, the brighter the smile on his face.

Zhou Congwen was helpless.

jealous?Do you want Liu Xiaobie to be jealous?What a joke.

"It's boring, don't look at me like a patient." Liu Xiaobie said with a smile, "Let me tell you, I saw my roommate put pantyhose in a bag and go on a date. she asked."

"You are so trustworthy." Zhou Congwen said contemptuously.