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At this time, the entire hall had become extremely noisy, with countless people scrambling to rush forward, shouting and clamoring to apply for the purchase of a piece of land.

But Gu Tianya always smiled and didn't answer.

Li Shimin was lazily playing with the brush.

Finally Murong Yanran couldn't bear it any longer, the princess Tuyuhun squeezed away the crowd, rushed to the table and said: "Lord Gu, we have two workshops of Tuyuhun people."

Knowing this time, Gu Tianya opened his mouth slowly, and said in a warm voice: "There is no rush, everyone is competing. Tuyuhun is a big country in the Western Regions, and I believe you will definitely win the auction."

uh-huh?

Murong Yanran was taken aback for a moment, then she subconsciously frowned and asked, "What do you mean by auction?"

Gu Tianya's voice became more gentle, and he explained: "It means that the one with the highest price gets it."

How shrewd Murong Yanran was, she figured out the pros and cons of this method almost instantly in her mind, and blurted out: "You want to earn more?"

Gu Tianya looked at her with a smile, and said in a voice like spring breeze, "Shouldn't it?"

Murong Yanran took a deep breath, tried to restrain the anger in her heart, and said: "Cooperation between countries can be regarded as the conclusion of an alliance. Although many people say that interests are paramount, the communication between countries must always care about the point." Affection, right? Lord Gu, you should not forget that we Tuyuhun people have always been right or wrong."

Gu Tianya sighed, and said helplessly, "It's obviously a business, so why talk about feelings."

Murong Yanran blurted out, angrily said: "Why can't we talk about feelings?"

……

...Smart readers have already thought that Shanshui is mocking a certain social phenomenon.

Chapter 337 [The Blind Date Story of Gu Tianya's Dream]

Why can't we talk about feelings?

Does this topic need to be debated?

Gu Tianya was even more helpless, and sighed again: "Your question is very reasonable. Normally, I should give an answer. It just so happens that I have heard a story that is very suitable to explain this question. But I am afraid that I will make a slip of the tongue and say something that is not suitable for my identity. content, so I asked a few of my apprentices to come forward and let them tell the story for me. How about it?"

Murong Yanran was stunned for a moment, then subconsciously said: "What kind of story is it? Is it not convenient for you to tell it yourself?"

"It's really inconvenient!"

Gu Tianya rubbed his nose and said with a smile: "I am a married man, and you are an unmarried girl from Yunying. However, that story involves some marriage content. If I tell you, it will easily cause some Some misunderstandings..."

Murong Yanran's eyes flickered with suspicion, but within the suspicion, there was a deep sense of curiosity.

But Gu Tianya stretched out his hand and made a move, and shouted from a distance: "You little fellows, it's time to come over to work tonight."

There were several respectful promises from the door, but seven true disciples came quickly.

The leader is Cheng Chumo, who is considered a half-adult now.

Murong Yanran was startled for a moment, then she frowned and said in displeasure: "You have already asked your disciples to wait outside the door? That is to say, you have already guessed that I will question you? So, you asked them to wait in advance to reply?"

Gu Tianya shook his head slightly, and said with a smile: "You're blaming me, they're waiting at the door for an errand. When the land rights auction starts, these disciples of mine will preside over it."

Everyone was slightly taken aback, subconsciously said: "Such a big matter, to be led by a group of disciples?"

Gu Tianya chuckled, and said, "It's not suitable for His Majesty and I to end the battle in person, otherwise we will lose our friendship. After all, what we are going to talk about tonight is money..."

Murong Yanran opened her mouth suddenly, and said: "You also said that there is affection between friends, since there is affection, why are you still talking about money?"

Gu Tianya became helpless again, and said with a wry smile: "Prince Murong, do you have to be entangled?"

Murong Yanran took a deep breath and said stubbornly, "I'm waiting to hear the story that you are not suitable to tell me."

As he spoke, he glanced at Cheng Chumo and the others, and said, "Which disciple are you going to let me tell you?"

Gu Tianya pondered for a while, then suddenly laughed for some reason, and said with a strange expression: "Even if I ask my apprentices to tell that story for me, it seems that Cheng Chumo, Li Chongyi and others can't speak. They are already half-adult men. It’s also inappropriate to tell that kind of story. It has to be a little guy like Wang Bo to explain your doubts to you.”

As he spoke, he stretched out his hand and pulled Wang Bo, who was the youngest, to him, and said in a gentle voice, "Fifth, tell this sister Tuyuhun."

Murong Yanran suddenly opened her mouth and interrupted: "I am a princess with a noble status. Although your disciple is also very noble, it seems that he is not qualified to call me sister. According to the rules of your Han people, it is appropriate to call you aunt."

Gu Tianya was slightly taken aback, wondering why she cared about this.

But he didn't think too much, and directly changed his words to Wang Bo: "You tell this aunt a story."

Unexpectedly, Wang Bo grinned and called Murong Yanran "auntie" when he opened his mouth.

call aunt?

That doesn't work!

But calling Auntie is absolutely fine.

Calling aunt means the seniority of the master's younger sister, while calling aunt has a lot of room for maneuvering. Regardless of Wang Bo's young age, this little guy is very weird and wicked.

Not far from the Turkic people sitting at the table, Cao'er obviously had a taste, and said bitterly: "How dare you call her aunt? Gu Tianya's disciple really doesn't understand the rules."

The high priestess wanted to laugh, and joked, "Master, why do you smell so jealous?"

Cao'er was startled for a moment, then her pretty face blushed slightly, and she said stubbornly: "I won't be jealous of her, hum."

The high priest smiled and said nothing.

……

At this time, Murong Yanran's face was also blushed by Wang Bo's aunt shouting at the first place in the main hall, she was like flying clouds in the sky, moist like burning clouds.

But for some reason, this little Tuyuhun girl didn't object, she just pretended to say something resentfully, and said in a flustered tone: "You disciples of the Gu family are really strange, do you usually call outsiders like this?"

Wang Bo smiled sweetly, with sly eyes flashing, and said: "No, separate people. When we meet a beautiful woman, we call her Auntie. If the appearance is ordinary, then don't even think about it. A beautiful woman calls Auntie. In the future It is convenient for our master to marry back home, and we must not call him beautiful if he is not beautiful, otherwise we will have one more Mrs. Gu."

Murong Yanran became more flustered immediately, and said, "Don't talk nonsense, I'm not pretty."

Wang Bo giggled, pretending to be curious and said: "Shouldn't Tuyuhun women have a bold personality? Why are you so reserved, Aunt Murong? Could it be that you have a man in your heart, which is why you are shy in front of him?" Get up? Hmm, let me guess, is it our master? Do you like our master?"

This little guy is really bad, subtly began to have some kind of intention.

Gu Tianya watched coldly from the sidelines, and suddenly reached out and knocked the little guy on the forehead, and scolded: "Don't mess around, talk about business. If you dare to talk nonsense, be careful of the door rules."

Wang Bo smiled strangely, and said mischievously: "Master, please don't scare me. This is what my disciples are most afraid of. Even if we violate the rules of the house, you will only hit our palms a few times."

However, even though the little guy said so, he really stopped talking nonsense obediently, but his face suddenly became serious, he looked at Murong Yanran solemnly and said: "Aunt Tuyuhun, please listen to my story..."

In fact, Murong Yanran was not the only one who wanted to hear this story.

Many guests present also crowded over.

Although everyone knows that there are only interests between countries, they still want to hear how to use a story to prove that there is no relationship between countries.

But seeing Xiao Wang Bo standing with his hands behind his back, he spoke leisurely like a little adult, and said in a crisp voice: "People in the world are very curious about what our disciples of the Gu family usually learn. Or it should be said, how our master teaches us on weekdays. Now let me tell you that the way Master teaches is to tell stories."

"Whenever Master wants to teach us a certain concept, he will choose a suitable story to tell us. Some stories are legends, some stories are facts, but more stories come from dreams, Master. Said it was something he experienced in a dream."

"For example, the following story is what my master saw and heard in a dream."

The little guy is very skilled as a storyteller, and he aroused everyone's curiosity before he started speaking.

Someone subconsciously opened his mouth and said with emotion: "Every time I impart knowledge, I have to tell a story. Doesn't that mean that Gu Tianya has to tell many stories to his disciples? It is said that when Confucius taught his disciples, he used the same This is the way to teach. But what era was that, and what era is it now? Looking at this era, Gu Tianya is the only one who is willing to do this."

Work hard to be a student, not a weak spring and autumn sage teacher.

The man sighed again, and said enviously: "It's a pity that my children don't have the chance, and I'm afraid I won't be able to worship him in this life. Otherwise, with the guidance of a famous teacher like Gu Tianya, my children will definitely do the same in the future." There's a future ahead."

Many guests present felt the same way, and looked at Xiao Wang Bo with envy for a while.

And Xiao Wang Bo has already started to tell the story:

"My master once said that he once had a very wonderful dream. In the dream, there was a big country where men and women were equal. There were many special systems in that big country, some of which sound amazing. , For example, the monogamy system, and for example, feelings can be discussed as a business..."

"and many more!"

Murong Yanran suddenly interrupted, frowning and asked: "You just said that the country in the story only allows monogamy?"

Xiao Wang Bo nodded and said with a sweet smile, "That's right. In the big country in my master's dream, men are not allowed to have wives and concubines in groups."

Murong Yanran frowned even more, and said: "Since wives and concubines are not allowed to gather together, you said that feelings can be traded?"

Little Wang Bo nodded again, and said, "That's right, Master said that he did see a lot of feelings being traded in his dream."

Murong Yanran immediately sneered and said, "These two statements are contradictory."

Talking about self-analysis, she said with a pretty face: "Since it is a monogamous system, and feelings can be bought and sold, then let me ask you, are rich people willing?"

This girl looked at Gu Tianya with a provocative gaze, and said with a sneer, "As long as a man has money, how can he give up hugging left and right. So, this story is too outrageous."

Gu Tianya's face was calm, and he said lightly: "Please listen to my apprentice continue to talk."

Little Wang Bo spoke again, and said, "In that dreamland, the rich are naturally not reconciled. So an industry was born, and my master said that the practitioners of that industry are called Xiaosan..."

"Little San?"

Murong Yanran was taken aback for a moment, then said in astonishment: "What kind of weird name is this?"

Gu Tianya sighed next to him, and explained: "It means a third party intervenes."

Wang Bo continued: "It is precisely because of the appearance of the mistress that it shows that feelings can also be bought and sold. As long as men are willing to pay, there will always be women who are willing to give their feelings."

Murong Yanran frowned, and said angrily: "A woman like this is not as good as Gou Lan, for the sake of money, to be a mistress..."

The little guy suddenly sighed, and said: "Actually, in that dreamland, it's not only mistresses who talk about business because of money, but also some couples who marry each other because of money."

When he was talking about this, the little guy finally wanted to point out the theme of the story, saying: "When my master was in his dream, he was a poor and shabby character, he was almost 30 years old, and he was actually a bachelor. Finally, one time, a relative introduced him to a marriage, and the two met and went on a blind date, but they ended up falling apart..."

Everyone around suddenly became curious, Murong Yanran's eyes sparkled and she said, "Quickly tell me, tell me quickly, what is the reason? It caused your master's blind date to fail."

Although this was just Gu Tianya's dream experience, the guests still wanted to know the answer extremely.

Little Wang Bo glanced at everyone, and continued to tell the story: "On a blind date that day, my master and the woman met. The other woman was very straightforward and asked three questions."

"What is it?" Everyone became more and more curious, and their hearts were like kittens scratching.

Wang Bo didn't make any detours, and said directly: "The woman asked me, Master, do you have a house? Do you have a car? Do you have any savings?"

uh-huh!

A common triple question in later generations.

The guests present felt baffled and couldn't figure out what was wrong with these three questions for a while.

Ask about the house?

Very reasonable!

Since you want to marry a girl, you must prepare a wedding room. Since ancient times, when you get married, the house should be bought by a man.

Ask about the car?

Well, this one is a little difficult.

Carriages are not owned by ordinary people. The woman in the dream country looks a little careless. Just now Xiao Wang Bo has said that Gu Tianya is a poor man in the dream.

Since he is poor, he must not be able to afford a carriage.

At the same time, because he is poor, the woman introduced by his relatives is definitely not a rich girl.

So since she is not a rich girl, how can she ask the man to own a carriage?

Even if you want to have a good life, it should be after you get married. As a virtuous woman, it is right to work hard with a man to earn a fortune.

There is also a third question, which is about saving money.

This question is supposed to be okay, and it is a reasonable inquiry before marriage.

So if this is the case, why did Gu Tianya break up with that blind date girl in his dream?

The guests present couldn't figure it out...

Murong Yanran also didn't figure it out, and asked curiously: "The three questions of this woman seem to be nothing, right? It's reasonable to ask about her family background before marriage. But why do you say that your master and her are separated? .”

Wang Bo's face became weird, and his voice weakened: "It's only because my master asked a question, so I turned the other party's reasonable into unreasonable."

Huh?

Everyone was simply curious and couldn't help themselves.

Murong Yanran hurriedly urged, "Quickly tell me, what question is your master asking?"

Wang Bo glanced at Gu Tianya, the little guy obviously became a little hesitant, and after a long time passed, he bit the bullet and said: "My master asked him: Miss, are you a virgin?"

Most afraid of the air suddenly quiet.

The whole hall became audible.