Zombies: At the beginning of Kunlun Xianshu Town, kill Mr. Ren

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"The walking dead have spirits, forget the bell, stand still!"

Lin Yi chanted a mantra to make all the customers stand still.

Swish!

The walking dead stood in place, motionless, and now they shook the bell, they would not follow the bell.

The four-eyed Taoist leader leads a team to drive away corpses all year round, stays in the day and night, often sleeps in the mountains, forests and wastelands at night, and has long been eaten by mountain spirits and wild ghosts without any ability.

In a few steps, the Taoist priest with four eyes had already caught up with the corpse thief, and he slashed out with a sword, cutting off the white silk that was dragging the corpse.

On the tree is a beauty in a white dress, with a rosy face, red lips and white teeth, and a pair of big eyes that seem to be able to discharge electricity.

However, the four-eyed Taoist chief was not moved at all.

Holding the walking corpse, he stared at the woman on the tree and said angrily.

"If you dare to steal my body, I will tell you to become an idiot!"

"Hey!"

The woman shouted angrily, and flew down from the tree, the white silk in her hand whistling, and flew towards the four eyes.

Standing not far away, Ji Dong could see clearly that this woman was agile and could fly. She was fighting with Taoist Master Four Eyes, and both of them were scurrying back and forth.

Going up the tree for a while, going down the tree for a while, and then changing trees and continuing to scurry. Ji Dong was bored watching him for a while, does he need to jump around in a fight?

"Uncle, let me come!"

Lin Yi tapped his toes, running the three-fold cloud of lightness kung fu, and flew over like a roc bird. Almost in two breaths, Lin Yi came to the four-eyed Taoist priest.

"The wooden sword strikes!"

Ji Dong drew out the mahogany sword behind him.

The four-eyed Taoist priest only saw a golden light, but before seeing Ji Yi's figure, the woman who was fighting with him just now screamed and fell to the ground.

With a muffled bang, the woman fell to the ground, covering her stomach with her hands, and the bright red blood stained the white dress.

A sad look appeared on the woman's face, and the sleeves and skirts on her body were torn apart with a snap.

The slender arms and long legs are flawless under the moonlight.

"Wow! Beauty trick! Ah Yi, the water here is very deep, you can't grasp it, don't look!"

The four-eyed Taoist reached out to cover Ji Dong's eyes, but he didn't even blink.

Ji Dong avoided the four-eyed big hand backwards, seeing his uncle staring at Bai Shengsheng's legs eagerly, he was speechless for a while.

I can't grasp it, let you come!

"I have body odor all over my body, and I still want to use beauty tricks."

Ji Dong smiled disdainfully, and threw the mahogany sword in his hand in an instant.

A golden light flashed, and with a muffled pop, the mahogany sword pierced through the heart and came out through the body.

The woman grabbed the mahogany sword in her heart, and slowly fell backwards with a look of unwillingness.

I just want to steal a corpse!

Pat, fell to the ground and died.

"Oh, Ah Yi, you're too aggressive. You can teach me a lesson. She didn't hurt anyone."

Seeing the woman dead with four eyes, he had a regretful expression on his face.

"Uncle, what do you want to do?"

Ji Dong looked around with an expression that something was wrong with you.

The four-eyed Taoist put the sword back into the scabbard, regretfully said, "Hey, the road is so boring, I finally have some fun, let's play."

As soon as the words fell, the woman's body shrank for a while, and finally turned into a gray fur fox.

The four-eyed priest's expression changed, and he said in fear.

"Wow, vixen! You can't play this, you can't play!"

Lin Yi pouted, walked over and drew out the mahogany sword, and picked up the fox's body.

"Uncle, is this fox corpse useful?"

Daoist Simu shook his head, "Fox meat is stinky and not tasty."

"Um, this vixen is a goblin after all. Isn't her blood, skin or something precious?"

Ji Dong was puzzled, that's not how it was written in Xianxia novels!

It is said that the corpse of the goblin is a treasure, and eating it can increase vitality or something.

After hearing Lin Yi's words, the four-eyed Taoist priest laughed, "Ah Yi, who told you? Goblins are the same as human monks. They absorb the essence of the world, the sun and the moon for cultivation. This fox spirit doesn't even have a demon pill, and his body is just a body. Such a stinky skin, once she dies, her body will be useless."

"Forehead!"

"System, identify this fox corpse."

Ji Dong didn't believe it, so he was going to try it out.

Ding!

[Fox corpse, from the world of Mr. Zombie, a dead vixen, worth 0.1 exchange points. 】

Leave you!

Ji Dong threw his hands away and threw the fox's body out.

Waste of emotion.

"Ayi, it's getting late, hurry up, we'll be home in a dozen miles or so."

The four-eyed Taoist priest urged.

Ji Dong nodded, brought back the walking corpses that had fallen behind, and continued on his way.

……

The sun gradually rose, and it was dawn.

The walking corpse team walked forward bouncingly, and finally stopped in front of a courtyard.

These are two side-by-side small courtyards of wooden houses. Chickens, ducks, geese, pigs and lambs are raised in the yard, and there are no pens. These little things just run around freely.

The outside of the courtyard wall is full of animal feces, which should have been shoveled out of the yard.

The four-eyed priest rolled over from the zombie's arms and stretched himself.

Chasing corpses has never been so easy, but he was still a little sleepy after not sleeping all night.

"Ayi, I'm home, I'll introduce you to your senior brother."

Taoist Simu said, asking Lin Yi to bring the client into the courtyard, while he went to open the door.

Bang bang bang knocked on the door, but there was no response in the room.

"Jia Le? Jia Le open the door!"

"Open the door, Jiale!"

After knocking a few times, seeing that there was no response inside, Daoist Simu impatiently pierced the sealing paper on the door, and opened the latch behind the door.

He opened the door and saw that apprentice Jia Le was lazily sleeping in the room.

"No, no, Qingqing."

"Oh! You are called to guard the gate. You are dreaming of Duke Zhou here!"

The four-eyed Taoist turned his eyes and looked at a bundle of bamboo sticks in the corner.

Standing in the courtyard, Lin Yi watched with a suppressed smile as Taoist Simu took back a large bundle of bamboo poles and distributed them to the customers.

"Uncle, what are you doing?"

Lin Yi asked with a smirk.

"Don't worry about it, this Jia Le really pissed me off, I have to clean him up today."

"The sky is lingling, the earth is lingling, the walking corpse has a spirit, the walking corpse has a sex, forget the bell, hit it when you hear it, hit it when you call it, it's an order, listen to my order!"

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ps: Looking for flowers, asking for evaluation votes, asking for comments!Even if it's a reminder, brothers! .

Chapter 24: Oops, stop hitting~.~

"Uncle, don't do this. Brother Jia Le may be too tired from studying last night."

Ji Dong thought of the four-eyed Taoist leader in the zombie uncle movie who wanted to teach Jia Le a lesson, but in the end he was beaten up.

Famous scene!

"Don't try to persuade him. If this brat works half as hard as you, I won't leave him here to watch the house. I'll go out and chase the corpse myself."

After finishing speaking, the Taoist priest with four eyes broke into the house with the walking corpse.

In the room, Jia Le was lying on a bamboo recliner with his eyes closed.

Daoist Simu rolled up his sleeves, pointed a bamboo stick at Jia Le's buttocks, and hit the stick.

Snapped!

A crisp sound.

Jia Le, who was lying on the couch, said nothing.

"oops!"

"Master hit you, but you didn't say ah!"

The four-eyed Taoist priest looked at Jia Le, and became more and more angry, and was about to hit him.

In the next second, a circle of bamboo sticks fell down and hit the four-eyed Taoist priest together.

boom!boom!boom!boom!

"Ah, ah, ah! ah ah!"

When Ji Dong saw this scene outside, his stomach hurt from laughing.

The Taoist priest with four eyes was beaten stupidly, and he yelled!

"Oh My God!"

Seeing the horrific beating of Priest Simu, he stopped laughing and yelled twice outside the door.

Sure enough, the walking corpses in the room stopped moving, turned around by jumping, and chased Lin Yi outside the door with their bamboo sticks in hand.

The four-eyed Taoist priest finally came to his senses at this moment and covered his mouth.

"Oh, it hurts!"

Lin Yi walked in front, yelling oops.

The walking corpse bounced and chased after Ji Dong.

The four-eyed Daoist in the room collapsed and lay down on the bamboo chair when he suddenly realized that something was wrong.

What about Jiale!

Wasn't he the one lying on the bamboo chair just now?

Looking around, Jia Le was lying on the ground, looking at him with a silly smile.

"Hey, master."

"Oh, you kid is playing tricks with Master!"

"Hey, master, I have nothing to do, there are so many sticks, they will kill people."

Jia Le laughed silly, but he was not stupid at all.