Chuanshu: The heroine is reserved, I am a villain

Lin Shengxi snorted coldly.

He was furious when he heard the word purple ginseng, where would he drink this thing?

So Ye Qiu wiped out the whole bowl of soup by himself.

Lin Huanxi, who watched all this coldly, was shocked and disappointed in his heart.

All this is exactly as the patron saint said.

She even wanted to know if the following plot was the same.

Then there was a knock on the door.

"Who?"

Hou Chuncai shouted loudly.

"Chuncai is me."

"Shufen, wait a moment."

Hou Chuncai stood up and ran to open the door for her old classmate.

Soon, a luxuriously dressed middle-aged woman came in from the door.

After smelling the fragrance in the room, she said with a smile.

"Are you eating? Hurry up and eat. Let's play mahjong after we finish eating."

"Okay, then you wait a moment."

Hou Caichun nodded, she is quite addicted to mahjong.

"Ouch, what's this smell? Why does it smell so familiar?"

After sniffing, Liu Shufen's eyes finally locked on the bowl of purple ginseng ribs soup on the table.

After staring carefully for a few times, she slapped her thigh and said

"Oh my god, is your family rich? Use such a good purple ginseng to make pork rib soup?"

"What purple ginseng?"

Hou Chuncai's expression turned a little off.

"That's it, such a large piece of top-quality purple ginseng, my God, it costs at least 4000 million... No, 5000 million may not be able to buy it."

Liu Shufen shouted.

She is in the medicinal material business and is very knowledgeable about these things.

After hearing what Liu Shufen said.

The corners of Ye Qiu's mouth rose, feeling elated.

He has been waiting for this moment!

Look at their regretful faces!

Sure enough, Lin Shengxi and Hou Chuncai lost their souls after learning about the situation.

Such an expensive thing, actually let the soup be drunk?

"You stupid pig, what do you use such a thing to make soup?"

Hou Chuncai shouted angrily.

"I said it's purple ginseng, but if you insist on saying it's not, why don't I listen to you and use it to make soup?"

Ye Qiu said calmly, with a bit of joy in his eyes.

"Where did you get this from?"

Lin Shengxi asked with a trembling tone.

"In the vegetable market, an old farmer is selling it. I bought it for 20 yuan."

"You ah you ah."

Lin Shengxi's heartbroken tears were about to flow down, and he quickly took the bowl and began to lick the bottom of the bowl.

It's a pity that the bottom of the bowl didn't even have soup dregs, so Ye Qiu drank it clean.

On the other hand, there were a few spare ribs that Ye Qiu hadn't eaten clean, but he couldn't put them in his mouth to make a fuss, right?

Seeing the gesture of the mother-in-law and the father-in-law.

Ye Qiu smiled inwardly, a frog in a well is a frog in a well.

When he was about to get up and go to the kitchen to wash the dishes, he suddenly let out a series of loud farts uncontrollably.

Immediately afterwards, a bad smell dissipated, and the expressions of several people in the room changed.

"Damn it, you're blowing shit out of your fart, why are you so disgusting?"

Lin Shengxi, who was licking the bowl, retched in disgust.

He saw a large yellow stain on the back of Ye Qiu's trousers.

Even the area is still expanding, and a strong smell spreads out.

"Oh, I can't do it anymore. This good-for-nothing son-in-law of yours can't even control a piyanzi."

Liu Shufen covered her mouth and screamed.

He took a few steps back and laughed so hard that tears almost came out.

One of the reasons why she often comes to Lin's house is to see the jokes of Yanjing Ruanfan King.

But what she didn't expect was that the Ruanfan King was such a waste.

It's okay to eat soft food, but can you still pull your pants?Become a Splatoon on the spot.

She has lived for decades, and this is the first time she has seen such a useless man.

Eating a soft meal can still make the stomach indigestible?

"Oh, I'm really convinced. I can't think of what words to use to scold you. To say that you are inferior to a beast is an insult to a beast. Mom's family is unfortunate."

Hou Caichun held his nose and didn't even bother to scold, and even felt a little lucky in his heart.

This kind of thing happened at home anyway.

If this kind of embarrassment happened on the old man's [-]th birthday, the Lin family would not have to hang out in Yanjing in the future.

Lin Huanxi looked at Ye Qiu in astonishment, her beautiful eyes were full of shock and disbelief.

Although I heard the voice of the patron saint and knew the follow-up plot.

But she didn't know that Ye Qiu could be so insane.

Apart from looking down on this man even more in her heart, she even cast aside a little more.

For the first time, I had the idea of ​​driving him out of the house, cutting off this so-called status.

Only when she thought of what grandma said before she died, she gritted her teeth and reluctantly endured it.

Ye Qiu was really about to vomit blood right now.

Just now he was still complacent, looking at Hou Caichun and the others' remorseful faces, he was very happy.

Now I didn't expect that I would become a jet fighter.

"Damn it, could it be that the purple ginseng's medicinal effect is too strong?"

After cursing secretly in his heart, he said with embarrassment: "Maybe I've spoiled my stomach, I'm going to take a bath."

Then as soon as he left, the storm in his ass became more violent.

If it weren't for his thick trousers.

This violent fart can bounce shit up to the ceiling.

Chapter 193 My Divine Tree Is Actually a Little Lolita

Lin Huanxi finally couldn't bear it anymore.

She opened her mouth and retched heavily, then ran quickly into the bedroom and closed the door heavily to express her anger.

Anger towards Lin Huanxi.

Ye Qiu didn't take it too seriously.

It's just a little embarrassment today. After five years of soft food, has he still lost less face?

Wait for yourself to show your strength step by step!If you treat her better, she will naturally fall in love with herself with all her heart!

Women, there is no one who does not admire strength!

"No, I can't take it anymore, it's too disgusting."

Liu Shufen laughed until her stomach ached, she clutched her stomach and ran out quickly.

If she looked at it a few more times, she was afraid that she would die laughing here.

Hou Caichun suddenly realized something, hurriedly chased after her and went outside with her, exhorting her.

"Shufen, we have been friends for many years, please don't talk about what happened today, I beg you as sisters."

When she said this, her face was as if she had been sprayed with shit by Ye Qiu.

This trash is shameless, she can do such a thing, but she still needs face.

If this matter gets out, she will be ashamed.

If the old man finds out, they might be driven out of the Lin family.

"Okay, okay, I'm sure I won't say it outside. It's not like you don't know what I say."

Liu Shufen agreed with all her mouth, and the whole person couldn't help laughing.

She smiled happily, but Hou Caichun really couldn't laugh, tears were rolling in her stomach, and she was talking about the misfortune of her family with a sad face.

After leaving the Lin family, Liu Shufen returned to the car and opened WeChat to send messages in a group of girlfriends.

"@all members."

"Sisters, let me tell you something funny."

"Just now I went to play mahjong with Hou Caichun, guess what?"

"Hey, Ye Qiu is the soft rice king. He has to go to the kitchen to wash the dishes after dinner."

"Stand up and take two steps, suddenly there was a crackling sound, which made me think someone was setting off firecrackers."

"In the end, I took a closer look, and it was this trash who had diarrhea, my mother..."

She vividly described that scene in the group, bringing her literary talent to the extreme, and the people in the group just looked at the words and made up the picture in their brains.

"Hahahahaha."

"I'm dying of laughter, this soft rice king will be called the shit-spraying king in the future."

"The face of the Lin family is really embarrassing for him. Today, Mr. Lin's [-]th birthday is going to be a demon."

A group of people chatted about it one after another, and the wechat group was full of joy.

Under the gossip of this group of women, the matter soon spread throughout Yanjing.

It is said that Mr. Lin, who was beaming because of his birthday, was so angry that his blood pressure rose on the spot and passed out when he learned about this.

……

As the culprit, Tang Yu had already guessed this scene, but he couldn't witness it with his own eyes.

The laxative he put in was enough to make an elephant collapse.

If it wasn't for Ye Qiu being an ancient warrior in the early days of the Tianzi Realm.

At this moment, I am afraid that he has been dragged to the hospital for emergency treatment.

"Young Master Tang, what do you think of this place? If you think it's not very good, I'll change the neighborhood for you."

At the moment Zhou Ganghao is showing Tang Yu the villa.

This community is their company's real estate, and they specially reserved a few well-decorated villas in good locations.