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"Jiang Shuying has zero points!"

The director read out one target after another.

"Xiao Liu, what's the matter with you, why hasn't Mr. Ye's target moved over?" The director shouted at a shocked staff member standing in front of Ye Ling's target a hundred steps away.

"Director...Director, I'll move now!"

Xiao Liu looked at a wild goose next to the target, spit in disbelief, then bent down to pick it up, and walked back with the target.

"Husband, didn't they all ride horses and shoot arrows since they were young, why can't they even hit the target like us!" Liu Yifei said, glancing at the three Inner Mongolians next to him.When the three Inner Mongolians heard the words, they all blushed with shame.

Damn, as a nation that shoots arrows on horseback, none of the arrows hit the target. It really embarrasses the Inner Mongolians.

Ye Ling stretched out his hands to brush Liu Yifei's disheveled hair, and said with a smile: "Generally, when a bow and arrow is shot a hundred paces away, the force on the arrow will be greatly reduced. Here, there is a flat river, and the wind speed is so strong, it is easy to blow the arrow away." The arrow blows aside."

"Besides, the sky is quite dark now, and even the target can't be seen clearly from such a long distance, so it's normal for them to miss the shot."

"Husband, if you put it this way, don't we lose this round again!" Jiang Shuying said disappointedly.

She remembered Ye Lingfang's bold words before, the sentence he said: If an arrow fails to hit the bull's-eye, it will automatically surrender.

Originally, because the target hadn't been brought yet, she still had hope for Ye Ling.

But now Ye Ling's explanation directly crushed her hopes!

"lose?"

Ye Ling shook his head and said, "We may not lose."

"Director, target!"

At this time, the staff member Xiao Liu came back with Ye Ling's target in one hand and a wild goose in the other.

The director glanced at Ye Ling's target, and hurriedly stepped forward to take a good look, and said in shock, "Ye Ling, all nine arrows hit the bull's-eye, ninety points."

"Damn, is this really an arrow shot by Yegou?"

"I remember that Yegou shot ten arrows in total, and the last arrow shot into the sky!"

"That is to say, Yegou only shot nine arrows at the target, and all the nine arrows hit the bull's-eye!"

"Why can't I believe it? With such a long distance, such a dark sky, and such a strong wind speed, you can still hit the bull's-eye. You don't dare to act like this on TV!"

"Could it be that the staff member just now deliberately inserted an arrow into the target, and then said that Yegou shot it?"

"Impossible. This is a variety show, and it's not a regular competition. There's no need to cheat. Moreover, Ye Gou's proficient archery movements and archery skills can definitely be compared with professional athletes, so I believe he shot it himself." .”

Not only did most of the audience in the live broadcast room not believe it, even the three Inner Mongolians who participated in the archery competition walked over to check it with disbelief on their faces.

Saihantalawa flicked the arrow tail of the target and said in surprise, "This...it doesn't seem to be inserted."

"It was shot up, and the inserted arrow can be easily pulled out." Bakharu looked at Ye Ling in admiration.

There is one thing he didn't say, that is, after flying 70 meters, the arrow can still shoot so deep on the target, so how strong should Ye Ling be?

Hajierwa also looked at Ye Ling in admiration and said, "He's really amazing!"

"I declare that Bakharu and the others won this round of archery!" the director calmed down and announced.

"Why?"

Reba stepped forward and said dissatisfiedly: "My husband hit the bull's-eye with all nine arrows. According to the score, it is [-] to [-]. We should have won this round."

Yang Mi and Zhao Liying also led Ha Yunyaqing over...

"Director, you don't take what my husband said as a joke seriously?" Zhao Liying frowned.

Yang Mi said with a somewhat unhappy tone: "Director, there's no need to be so serious, right?"

"Mr. Ye, look at this..." The director directly blamed Ye Ling.

After all, who made Ye Ling say those big words before!

Ye Ling smiled and said, "Director, I remember that I shot ten arrows in total, and there are only nine arrows on this one."

"Mr. Ye, what do you mean?" the director asked doubtfully.

Ye Ling didn't speak, but pouted angrily at the staff member Xiao Liu.

Xiao Liu also wisely brought the open goose in his hand to everyone, and said, "Director, I picked this up in front of Mr. Ye's target."

"Damn, rely on, what did I see?"

"Nimma, the geese that opened the mouth, what the hell, I actually saw the geese that opened the mouth."

"What is an open-mouthed goose, let me explain it in a big way."

"Opening the mouth of the goose is to shoot an arrow into the mouth of the goose at the moment when the goose opens its mouth, so as not to damage the fur of the goose, and the goose can be sold for a good price, but this is just a kind of archery in our ancient legends. Basically no one ever gets to that level."

"When the wild goose is flying in the air, it is a fast-moving target, especially the time for the wild goose to open its mouth is very short, but Yegou actually shot an arrow into its mouth under such a dark sky and such a fast wind speed, this 2.4 This kind of arrow method is really the No.1 in all ages!"

"The wild goose was shot by Ye Gou, right? Could it be shot by someone else by mistake?"

The director took the open goose in Xiao Liu's hand, swallowed his saliva, and said in disbelief: "Mr. Ye, this... did you really shoot this?"

"Director, what do you mean, it wasn't my husband who ejaculated, could it be you who ejaculated?"

"That's right, we all shot at the target, and it was my husband who shot an arrow into the sky at the end and hit the wild goose."

"Director, shooting this open-mouthed goose is much more difficult than shooting a target. I think it can be counted as Ye Ling's last arrow hitting the bull's-eye!"

Faced with the director's doubts, Ye Ling didn't say anything more, and the five girls first protected her like a calf.

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The director hesitated for a moment and said, "It can be counted as Mr. Ye hitting the bull's-eye, but first Mr. Ye needs to prove that it was you who shot it."

"Of course, I believe that Mr. Ye shot the wild goose, but I'm afraid the audience in the live broadcast room won't believe it."

The director added one more sentence at the end, for fear that he would upset Ye Ling and the fifth daughter because of this.

"I paused for a while before shooting this arrow, and during that time, I used my nails to mark the number ten on the back of the arrow. Director, you can take a look." Ye Ling said with a smile.

Hearing this, the director pulled the arrow out of the wild goose's mouth and looked at it, and indeed saw a vague number ten on the tail of the arrow.

Afterwards, the director took the arrow tail and put it in front of the drone, letting the audience in the live broadcast room take a good look.

"There is really a mark with the number ten. Although it is not very clear, but Yegou is made of nails, which makes sense."

"Actually, looking at this mark is completely superfluous. Ye Gou was the only one who shot arrows into the sky. If he didn't shoot this open-mouthed goose, who else could it be?"

"Oh my god, under such a dark sky and such a fast wind speed, shooting a wild goose with such a rough bow and arrow, this archery skill can even participate in the 19 Olympic Games!"

"It's more than just participating in the Olympics. The gold medal in the Olympic archery competition is more than enough!"

"I've convinced you, Yegou, I've really convinced you!"

"Gouzi, no, God of Dogs, you will be God of Dogs from now on!"

"God of dogs? Upstairs, are you talking about Xiaotian dog again?"

The director gave everyone another look at the tail of the arrow, and then announced: "This round of archery competition, Mr. Ye and the others won!

"yeah!"

Jiang Shuying jumped on Ye Ling excitedly and said, "Husband, you are amazing, I admire you so much!"

"All right!"

Ye Ling smiled and hugged Jiang Shuying off his body, and said amusedly, "You don't blush even though so many people are watching."

Jiang Shuying glanced at the people around him, his face turned red, but he still raised his head and said, "Just watch, what does it have to do with them if I hug my husband."

"Husband, you are really amazing. Open your mouth. I've seen it in the TV series "The Legend of Xue Rengui". I didn't expect you to shoot one with your own hands." Liu Yifei looked at Ye Ling and said.

Reba very much agreed: "Husband, your archery skills can go to the Olympics, and you will definitely win the gold medal in the archery competition."

"That's right, Hot Bar is right, why don't you go to the Olympics, my husband, so that after you get the gold medal, you can not only honor our old Ye family, but also make our children stand out in front of other children in the future." You have face." Zhao Liying said with longing.

It seemed that she had already thought that she and Ye Ling would have a child in the future, and let her child run around wearing Ye Ling's Olympic gold medal!

Yang Mi watched Ye Ling open her mouth, and then watched the four girls fall silent.

She also wanted to surround Ye Ling and say, 'Husband, you are amazing' at this moment, but the pride deep in her heart did not allow her to do this, and she did not allow her to share a man with four women at the same time, even if this man was She likes Ye Ling.

Ye Ling comforted the four girls with a smile, then looked at the director and said, "Director, it's a one-to-one tie, and now there is the last round of wrestling, who will fight with me?"

"Bahatur!" the director said flatly.

"Uncle Bahatur?"

Ye Ling was stunned for a moment, then turned around and looked doubtfully, "Where's Uncle Bahatur?"

"Brother Ye, Abu said he wanted to hold a bonfire party for you, so he went back and arranged it!" Ha Yunyaqing said.

"Campfire?"

Hearing this, Hot Bar said excitedly: "Great, there will definitely be a lot of delicious food at the bonfire party."

"Just know how to eat, you really deserve to be a snack!"

Ye Ling nodded with a smile on the head of the hot bar, then looked at the director and asked: "Since Uncle Bahatur has gone back, let's go too!"

The director nodded and said, "Okay, it just so happens that it's dark now, and wrestling can also be performed at the bonfire party."

"Brother Ye, I'll take you there."

Ha Yunyaqing volunteered to lead Ye Ling and his party over.

As for Bai Xue and the other steeds, Xiao Liu from the director's team was responsible for pulling them back to the stable.

At this time, in an open space in front of Uncle Bahatur's yurt, Uncle Bahatur and several other Inner Mongolians have built a bracket with tree trunks and branches, and piled them into a one-meter-high firewood stack.

After Ye Ling and his group arrived with Ha Yunyaqing, Aunt Uljibayar and several other Inner Mongolian women prepared braziers, torches, charcoal-roasted mutton, dried beef, milk skin, and cheese by the side. , Mongolian roast, kumiss and so on.

"Wow, there's a lot of food, and there's still milk skin to eat!" Reba licked the corners of his mouth and said with bright eyes.

When Bahatur saw Ye Ling coming, he quickly waved and said, "Brother Ye, come quickly!"

"Uncle Bahatur, isn't there a bonfire party? Why don't you light the bonfire?" Jiang Shuying followed Ye Ling and asked.

"The bonfire party is a kind of celebration ceremony for Inner Mongolian people to friends from afar, and the bonfires are usually lit by friends from afar, that is, us." Ye Ling explained to her.

"Brother Ye, have you ever come to our Inner Mongolia to play? You even know about our celebration ceremony here." Bahatur said in surprise.

020 "Well, I came to play once." Ye Ling smiled and nodded.

In his previous life, he wanted to make kumiss into a kind of milk tea, so he specially visited Inner Mongolia for two months.

Although it ended in failure, the local Inner Mongolian man left him with a deep affection.

"Brother Ye, you know what to do!" Uncle Bahatur said, looking at the brazier and torches on the ground.

"Know!"

Ye Ling smiled, bent down and picked up the big torch on the ground, looked at the five girls and said with a smile, "You guys hold this torch with me."

The fifth girl didn't understand, but she still held the big torch with Ye Ling.

Ye Ling was at the front, controlling the torch and lighting it in the brazier, and then took the torch and led the five girls to light the bonfire that Uncle Bahatur had piled up.

Once the bonfire was lit, it quickly illuminated everything around it a lot.

"Ugh?"

After the bonfire was lit, Uncle Bahatur put his hands next to his mouth and blew!

Soon, Inner Mongolians wearing bright and colorful Mongolian robes ran out of the surrounding yurts.

After they came out, they immediately surrounded the bonfire, held hands and danced the beautiful Andai dance together.

"Let's go too!"

Ye Ling smiled and joined the five girls together.

Chapter 128 Andai Wu and Matouqin [Fifth update, please subscribe]

"How still is the beautiful night!"

"The only thing left on the grassland is the sound of my piano!"

"Kodala has changed his appearance!"

"The girl will come and accompany me to play the piano!"