A plump mature woman opened her arms with a charming smile, but this was not Zhao Guanren's mother. His fashionable old lady with heavy makeup was smoking a cigarette and urged impatiently: "Fart, don't disturb the old lady's elegance, you guys Draw your cards quickly!"

"Bang~"

Zhao Guanren rushed over and slapped the table, angrily said: "Sha Xiaohong! Are you still acting like a mother, let's just..."

"Crack~"

A big mouth made him spin around, and then another kick kicked him to the ground, and the tiger girls jumped up and cursed: "Who are you with, you fucking... Bah~ I think you are You are tired of working, dare to run to my old lady to play wild!"

"Stop! I'm here to ask about Zhao Ziqiang, you can scold your mother, but you can't slap your face..."

Zhao Guanren hurriedly sat up covering his face, who knew that his hair was grabbed again, and the speed of his strike was no less than that of Bai Ming.

"Crack~"

Sha Xiaohong waved her hands again, and cursed angrily: "You son of a bitch! I want to investigate for your father. My mother is still having an affair with Liu Tianliang. You burn a paper and tell him to go. If he can promise you, my mother will call you father!"

"If you hit me again, I will turn my face, ah~ I was wrong! Don't copy the guy, you have something to say..."

Chapter 0303

The all-powerful Prince Zhao is strong and unyielding, facing Yong Ye and Hei Mo without fear, but this time he was beaten and cried, kneeling on the ground wiping his tears and crying: "Mom! I have the same hairstyle as my grandfather!" Now, do you think I look like your father?"

"You son of a bitch! You're going to die today, right? I'll fulfill you..."

"Mom! I don't want you to praise yourself like that. My dad is a dog, so you are just a dog..."

"Clap clap clap..."

Zhao Guanren let his big mouth fall to the ground, holding his head and yelling, although he didn't want to die, but just after he came back, all his skills were reset to zero, and his old lady's hot temper was one by one, and a single sentence could make her anger go away It is simply the best target for death.

"Haha~ This little dog is getting more and more beaten. It's been a long time since I've had such a good time. Let's continue..."

Sha Xiaohong sat back at the mahjong table refreshed, as if she was beating someone else's son, a group of sisters had long been used to it, and Zhao Guanren let her beat her up since she was a child. A slap in the face when there is a disagreement.

"What a vixen..."

Zhao Guanren sat on the ground and peeked at his old lady. He hadn't noticed it before, but now he realized that Sha Xiaohong hadn't changed for so many years. She looked like she was in her thirties at most, and she was dressed young and fashionable.

She is dressed in an angry red short skirt that fits her ass, her shawl-length hair is permed into big waves, and she is born with an internet celebrity melon-seeded face. Although her height is only medium, she is better than her lordosis and her back. She has a pair of long legs with a golden ratio. She is said to be his sister. No one will doubt it.

"Son! There's something called rigorous in the medical school. I heard that they are getting divorced..."

A plump mature woman glared at Zhao Guanren. This was Aunt Shen Qiong who took him away for the first time. Zhao Guanren was also ignorant back then, and let this bad woman who called her son in front and brother in back cheat him into bed, but This mature woman is definitely a small best.

"Ha~"

An intellectual mature woman also said with a smile: "Thousands of people beat broken drums and worn out shoes by tens of thousands of people. When it came to Alai's feet, the tip of his toes was exposed. It can only be considered that he is unlucky!"

"He wears a basket full of broken shoes, just like his dog father, he will lie on top of his mother when he sees her..."

Sha Xiaohong kicked Zhao Guanren with a face full of disgust, and asked: "What the hell happened to you today, you are so obediently lingering, don't you want to ask my mother for money, how about this! Kowtow to my mother." Your [-], you can count as much as you knock!"

"You think I'm stupid, it must be [-] mahjong in the end..."

Zhao Guanren gave her an angry look, then knelt up and kowtowed to her three times in a row. Angrily, Sha Xiaohong jumped up again, crossed her hips and cursed angrily: "You little bastard, it's not the New Year's Day! Why kowtow, curse my mother to death!"

"I sincerely wish my mother a long life, I owe you these three heads..."

Zhao Guanren stood up under her surprised gaze, and said, "Mom! If I disappear suddenly, or if you don't see me by the end of June, go to Iceland with Aunt Shen and the others for a while, don't ask anything, remember me That's fine!"

Zhao Guanren smiled, turned around and was about to leave, but Sha Xiaohong said again: "Wait a minute! Sisters, let's leave, let's make an appointment another day, Lao Shen and Zhou Jingxiu stay!"

"You are finished! Brat..."

The women laughed and picked up their bags and left, all thinking that Zhao Guanren was about to be beaten again, but Zhao Guanren said helplessly: "Mom! Let me ask you a serious matter. What is your relationship with Zhao Ziqiang? Do you know who he is?" ?"

"Cultivation of immortals!"

Sha Xiaohong looked at him expressionlessly, just as Shen Qiong closed the door with a bang, which fell into Zhao Guanren's ears like a shock, and stammered, "You... how do you know, no! How could you believe this? what kind of thing?"

"If I don't find out Zhao Ziqiang's details, do you think I'm going to make him look handsome, let alone he's not handsome at all..."

Sha Xiaohong lit a cigarette, sat on the sofa, and said, "Son! Let me tell you the truth, what your mother has experienced is beyond your imagination. You can’t even count the people who have seen it and died at my hands!”

"No way?"

Zhao Guanren almost dropped his jaw in shock, but Shen Qiong said: "Ah Lai! Did you encounter any serious problems? No matter what, you can tell us about it. Things that you find unbelievable are not in our eyes at all." What kind of!"

"Uh~ Actually, I'm also a time traveler, I came back after a year and a half..."

Zhao Guanren hesitated and said: "In three and a half months, the zombie army will invade, and more than half of all human beings will die. In the end, I will die together with their boss, but I met Zhao Ziqiang. He said he had promised my mother, and then he got me back." Today, do you... believe it?"

"..."

The three women stared at him without saying a word. Zhao Guanren thought he was talking too much, but Sha Xiaohong frowned and asked, "Which type of zombie is a living corpse infected by a virus, a night ghost who is afraid of the sun, or a corpse breathed in?" Body dumplings?"

"How do you know more than me, what kind of night ghost is..."

Zhao Guanren was terrified, but Zhou Jingxiu laughed and said, "Silly boy! The three of us, like you, also experienced a doomsday catastrophe, and suddenly went back to the past, but the memory is still there, so we will believe!"

"Could you have seen the Eternal Night Legion..."

Zhao Guanren was almost astonished, but the four of them together discovered that the doomsday experienced was not of the same species. After Zhao Guanren revealed the soul chain on his body, the three women had never even heard of it. Not the same thing.

"Son! It seems that someone changed the future..."

Sha Xiaohong analyzed: "It is estimated that the culprit who attracted the Eternal Night Army must be someone who should not exist in this world, because the soul travel will not destroy the laws of space, only the powerful people who travel through the body will cause disastrous consequences. !"

"That's right!"

Shen Qiong also said: "Since all zombies have supernatural powers, this person must also have special abilities and have caused a very significant impact. You might as well investigate supernatural events. Such things will usually be concealed, and the more they are concealed, the more they will be hidden." The closer to the truth!"

"Oh my God!"

Zhao Guanren gave a thumbs up and exclaimed: "Mom! I really underestimated you all. I only opened one head, and you analyzed it clearly and logically. What exactly did you do during the last few years?"

"Come on! I will introduce you formally..."

Sha Xiaohong introduced arrogantly: "This is Shen Qiong, the chief judge of the Great Immortal Temple, Mr. Shen, this is Zhou Jingxiu, the mysterious girl of the Nine Heavens, Zhou Xuannv, my mother is Sha Xiaohong, the law enforcement officer, and your father is the fairy temple Chief Black Immortal Commander, all three of us have been beaten by your father!"

"Isn't it?"

Zhao Guanren said in surprise: "I never saw how awesome my dad is, he's quite honest, and he's bullied by you all day long!"

"Actually, your father's body is occupied by others. It's my first boyfriend Xia Huaishan..."

Sha Xiaohong smiled wryly and said: "Brother Shan and the others won the battle, we went back to the past overnight, and they also returned to their own world, and then I found your father. Although his soul is no longer Xia Huaishan, I still married him and had children!"

"Actually, more than a few of us have come back..."

Zhou Jingxiu said: "Do you remember Huang Baihe, she has a son named Zhang Xingyue, you pushed her into the river when you were a child, and their sisters are just like us, but our relationship was not good before, and we haven't had much contact these years !"

"I remember!"

Zhao Guanren nodded and said, "The little fat man's father is Zhang Ziyu. I met him on the street last year, but I don't remember the little fat man's name is Zhang Xingyue. He should be Xingyue of the stars and the moon, right?"

"Yes! The Zhang family has only one seedling, but baby..."

Shen Qiong curled her lips in disdain, but Zhao Guanren asked curiously: "Mom! What's the matter with you and Zhao Ziqiang?"

"Isn't it just that little thing? It's been seven or eight years since he saw me pretty and wanted to fuck me..."

Sha Xiaohong said: "But when I first saw him, I thought something was wrong. He has no human smell on him, and the smoke will automatically bypass him. Later, I tested him and found that his eyes can see through everything. I knew I was going to meet a half-immortal, so I played him a trick!"

Zhao Guanren was surprised and said, "Did you give him a trick?"

"That's right! You think that the half-immortal is great. Back then when my mother hooked her fingers, he licked all the way from my mother's feet to..."

"Hmm~"

Zhou Jingxiu suddenly coughed heavily.

"Haha~ I forgot my son is here..."

Sha Xiaohong laughed and said: "Zhao Ziqiang has two hard-core brothers, one is Liu Tianliang and the other is Lin Tao. The three of them decide who picks me up by guessing, so I took the initiative to tease Lin Tao, who is the most boring, and flirted with Liu Tianliang for two days. I figured out their background!"

Zhao Guanren was surprised again: "Mom! You don't have an affair with all three of them, do you?"

"Fart! This is just a strategy. If I don't provoke them to be competitive, can they circle around me..."

Sha Xiaohong proudly said: "I took advantage of Zhao Ziqiang's tricks, and took the opportunity to make a few requests, one is to let me stay young forever, the other is to let me take a look at Xia Huaishan, and the third is that if the end comes again, I must teach my son skills , you have to teach the same after sleeping once!"

"Mom! He taught me eighteen ways to cheat my father..."

Zhao Guanren wanted to cry without tears, but Sha Xiaohong said apologetically, "Son! It's not that my mother didn't do her best, but that grandson made me scared. The last time I ran away without clothes on, otherwise I would have punished him a thousand and eight hundred times." No, but at last he kept his word and kept his promise after leaving!"

Zhao Guanren asked again: "Why did Zhao Ziqiang come to our world, and how many years has he been away?"

"It's been almost three years..."

Sha Xiaohong thought for a while and said: "At that time, he only said that he came to find someone, and he had to leave after playing. When he left, he called me and said that he was destined to see you in the next life. At that time, he didn't say anything about the end of the world. An accident that he didn't even count!"

Sha Xiaohong stood up as she spoke, and beckoned to lead them into the basement. Who knew there was a secret door in the basement that Zhao Guanren didn't know about. When the heavy anti-theft door was opened, Zhao Guanren almost peed in fright.

"My mother! You are going crazy..."

Zhao Guanren walked in in disbelief, and the secret room of hundreds of square meters was filled with guns and ammunition, as well as a lot of cold weapons of various colors, as well as a large amount of canned food and drinking water, as well as toilets and generators. Doomsday bunker.

"Those who have experienced the end times will never let themselves repeat the same mistakes..."

Sha Xiaohong stepped forward to pick up a shotgun, loaded it skillfully and quickly, Shen Qiong also skillfully picked up a rifle, and Zhou Jingxiu dragged out a large box from the bottom, opened it and was shocked Zhao Guanren's eyeballs popped out.

"My God! Why do you still have this thing, where did you get it..."

Zhao Guanren took half a step back with a pale face, only to see Zhou Jingxiu picked up a bazooka, opened the scope with a click, and said with a grinning smile, "Sisters! After 27 years, we can finally come back out of the rivers and lakes!"

"If you want to do it, you can do it with big votes, and you can directly take Shiniu County down, and whoever refuses to accept it will do it..."

"Okay! I'm in charge of pulling troops, with a population of 10 and [-] soldiers. This time, my mother will be the lord of the city..."

"..."

Zhao Guanren was completely stunned. Looking at the three murderous old women, he felt that his life was full of deception. What kind of strong business woman are these? They are clearly three female thugs, or an old fritter who is more fierce than him .

Chapter 0304

"son!"

Sha Xiaohong picked up the shotgun and said with a smile: "Mom will protect herself. Do whatever you want. You can take any weapon here, but it's best not to use a gun at the moment. It's still a peaceful time. It will be very troublesome to use the gun!"

"So you know, I thought you were going to rebel..."

Zhao Guanren looked at them with black lines all over his head. The posture of the three of them just now clearly meant that they were going out to carry guns and fight the world.

"Go ahead, I'll pick a few cold weapons to use..."

Zhao Guanren was walking in front of the weapon rack, and suddenly found a long sandalwood box with black combat uniforms, a pair of shiny military boots and a stab-proof vest in a plastic bag. There was no dust at all, and it looked like it had been wiped often. .

"What's in this box..."

Zhao Guanren opened the box curiously. Unexpectedly, there was an alloy short spear inside. The spearhead was in the shape of a strange black claw. It looked like the claw of some kind of monster, but he knocked it and found that it was made of metal.

"Son! You put on your clothes and shoes, try it..."

Sha Xiaohong put down her weapon and looked at him with piercing eyes. Shen Qiong and Zhou Jingxiu also looked forward, and even a little nervous.

"it is good!"

Zhao Guanren quickly put on his combat uniform and military boots, and even put on his stab-proof vest. The water was black from top to bottom. Finally, he picked up the heavy short spear and waved it a few times. The nylon sleeve can be worn behind the back.

"not bad!"

Zhao Guanren happily jumped up and down on the spot, picked up the short spear and said with a smile: "The clothes and shoes are just the right size, are these specially made for me?"

"Ah~"

Shen Qiong suddenly slumped on the ground and cried loudly, but Sha Xiaohong also covered her mouth with tears streaming down her face, Zhou Jingxiu even covered her mouth and choked up and said: "It's too similar! It's really too similar. Brother Shan used this method to He's back, he's back with us again!"

"Is this my dad's clothes..."

Zhao Guanren looked at them in surprise, and Sha Xiaohong wiped her tears and said: "No! I made this according to your father's size. He wore this suit when he went out for the last battle. The ghost claw spear is also his usual weapon. We Find someone to imitate it with special materials!"

"do not Cry!"

Zhao Guanren opened his arms and smiled, "Come here and let me hug you. Since my father is gone, I will protect you in his place from now on!"

"husband!"

Shen Qiong was the first to rush over crying, Zhao Guanren's eyes twitched and screamed, but fortunately Sha Xiaohong was too excited, hugged him with Zhou Jingxiu, and the three women cried loudly on top of him, It took me a while to stop.

"You talk! I'll go upstairs to have a meal, and I'll play mahjong with you later..."

Zhao Guanren let them go with a smile. After putting the Ghost Claw Spear back into the box, he picked up a dagger and a jackknife to hide on his body, and then went out of the basement humming a little song.

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