one step closer to the end
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Xia Buer suddenly ran up energetically, and Zhao Guanren said with a playful smile, "Classmate Buer! I guessed that you would stay. Are your brothers and family revived?"
"Not yet! Soul Tower gave me two benefits, or choices..."
Xia Buer looked around and said: "My hometown will be restored to before the end of the world, and there will be no more zombie viruses. My brothers and women will retain their memories, on the condition that I will never quit and become a tower guard forever. !"
Chen Guangda wondered, "What do you mean, what is eternal life?"
"If we all die before clearing the level, I will be resurrected and become the guide of the first level..."
Xia Buer said sternly: "The guide is responsible for guiding the newcomers. He cannot reveal his identity or leave records. After two passes, his memory will be erased and let him start over as a newcomer. Our guide is Zhao Ziqiang, but he has already failed. More than 30 times!"
"What? More than 30 times..."
Zhao Guanren's eyes widened suddenly, and other tower guards surrounded him in surprise.
"That's right! After resurrection, the memories will be superimposed. He keeps learning from his mistakes and uses the first two levels to teach newcomers, but the tasks are different every time..."
Xia Buer shrugged and said: "It may be that he has failed too many times. This time, five new guides will be added. As long as they voluntarily become guides, each person will be given ten withdrawal quotas. Anyone can be designated to withdraw from the sequence, of course. Except for the guide!"
Chen Guangda said contemptuously: "If you want me to say that Qiang Guang's buttocks are too fucking, I can't stand the Tower of Souls anymore!"
"The main reason is that Lao Zhao likes to fight alone, and it is difficult for him to trust others..."
Zhao Guanren shook his head and said: "The main reason is that the later tasks become more difficult. For example, destroying the black old devil in Jialan can easily destroy us. Soul killers are nothing, but if we clear all the levels, can we quit? The guide?"
"Yes! A total of 21 levels..."
Xia Buer nodded and said: "As long as you clear the customs, you can quit permanently, and you can also fulfill our three wishes, but even if you don't give me any rewards, I will volunteer to be a guide. I want Angela and the brothers to quit. They You have paid so much for me!"
"Count me in, I want Xiaowei and Susu to quit..."
Lin Tao stretched out his hand without hesitation, looked at Su Yong who hesitated to speak, and smiled slightly, but Chen Guangda pressed his hand up again, and said, "Da Linzi! I'm really sorry, Xiao Wei has returned to my arms. I'll get her spot!"
"The dead bird faces upwards, and it will not die for thousands of years. I will also come..."
Liu Tianliang and Xia Buer pressed their hands together at the same time, and the four of them all looked at Zhao Guanren. Zhao Guanren picked his nose and said, "Look at what I'm doing, I look like I've been taken advantage of, but... I have to save myself Empress, fly! Grandpa told you to quit!"
Zhao Guanren slammed his hand forward, and a golden light shot out from the gate of the dragon head, covering all five people in it. All the rules about "guiding" flooded into their minds, but there are no restrictions on them right now.
"Hey? What are you guys doing? Do you want to form a small group..."
Zhao Ziqiang suddenly walked out of the gate, followed by the rest of the people, and everyone immediately talked about the matter.
"what?"
Zhao Ziqiang had a look of disbelief, and said in astonishment: "I am the leader, and I have lost more than 30 times, what kind of international joke are you making?"
"Strong light buttocks! You have lost your buttocks, and you are still talking hard..."
Chen Guangda pushed him away, and waved carelessly: "Everyone, don't worry about us. The six of us are self-made masters. Without the Widow Wang, we can still go whoring for nothing. Everyone present quit, just waiting for our triumphant return." Good news for returning!"
"Come, come! Give out red envelopes, to celebrate the official establishment of the six-member team we led..."
Zhao Guanren smiled and handed out the "Pin Xixi" red envelopes, one for each of the six guides, but Liu Tianliang scolded angrily: "What the hell is this shit? Is it the reward you touched?"
"Yes! What did you two touch..."
Zhao Guanren smiled wryly and spread his hands, but Zhao Ziqiang immediately took out a cloth bag and took out ten dingy beads, each of which had a golden question mark in it, he gave each of them a helpless one, and returned Keep talking about life-saving.
"Damn! Cong Liangzhu, you didn't wash your hands when you went to the bathroom, you're more unlucky than me..."
Zhao Guanren was depressed at once. Cong Liangzhu is a very strange thing. You have to persuade a woman who has lost her footing to go ashore, and you can recharge it with gratitude. The more you recharge, the more likely you will be able to summon the boss. Fortunately, ten beads are worth [-] points Energy, neither too much nor too little.
Zhao Ziqiang suddenly asked in doubt: "Liangzi! Why don't you speak? What did you touch?"
"I completed the reward task, there is no choice at all..."
Liu Tianliang said depressedly: "At that time, a picture appeared in my mind, asking me if I would like to predict the important person in the next level, I agreed without thinking, but there is a line of small words below, once the prediction is equivalent to launching a challenge, The mission will start in three days!"
"This is a great thing..."
Zhao Guanren said with a smile: "We don't have any newcomers to adjust to. Three days is enough to go home, eat and take a bath, and sleep well with the wives. If you know who the next level is, you will know what kind of era you are going to face. A touch of black is much stronger!"
"The key is not the person. It's a monster with no name or surname. Isn't this cheating..."
Liu Tianliang spread his hands with a bitter face, Zhao Ziqiang hurriedly asked: "What kind of monster, male or female, with or without clothes, where is it?"
"Damn! Floating in the water, naked, with Bai Suzhen's head and Liu Yan's body..."
"Isn't this just a person, where is it a monster..."
"Bai Suzhen, who drank realgar wine, has the body of a snakehead..."
"..."
Chapter 1233
"Triangle head, tree frog eyes, red letter, small and few scales, this is an albino bamboo leaf green..."
Xia Buer sat cross-legged in the dragon head hall, staring at the sketch drawn by Zhao Guanren, a monster with a white snake head and a woman's body, floating in the water with its limbs spread, and two scattered bones at the bottom of the water, but it could only be seen Waist wide hips, E-class headlights, not short, the body of a mature woman.
Liu Tianliang was surprised and said: "You know all this, how did you see it?"
"I have an encyclopedia of biology. When I was a child, I read it whenever I had nothing to do..."
Xia Buer pointed to the bones and said: "Zhuyeqing will spit out the bones after eating, so the two bones are relatively complete, but they are scattered, indicating that this is just a river with a weak current, and it was in ancient times. In the villages and towns!"
"That's right! This is in ancient times, but it's not in a village, but a moat..."
Zhao Guanren stood up straight with his legs crossed, and said: "The water is muddy and there is little grass, no plastic garbage, there are broken bowls and iron pots, but this is an amphora in the army. When defending the city, you put feces and urine in it. Falling down is to defend the city for the golden juice, and this big raised stone is the battlement of the horse-faced wall!"
"Damn it! You two are really dung beetles flying into the sky - not ordinary hanging (carving)..."
Chen Guangda was also shocked and said: "Since you two are so awesome and can interpret so much from a single sketch, why don't you just tell me what it is? Is it a mountain spirit monster in a fairy tale, or a new breed of parasite?" beast?"
"How can there be such a parasitic beast, the snake spirit is the most likely..."
Zhao Guanren got up and looked at everyone, and said: "Brother Teddy! Say goodbye to your daughter quickly, and your old brothers, you and Buer's understanding of ancient times, I'm afraid it's still in the TV series, so hurry up and give it to me." You've got your lessons!"
"We're not leaving, we're going to stay in Jialan together..."
Angela said loudly: "We are only temporarily withdrawing from the sequence. If one day you need manpower, we can take over at any time. It is more useful than newcomers. And there will always be a battle in Jialan. We can defend against foreign enemies together!"
"We won't leave either, we will fight side by side after talking..."
Xia Buer's brothers also shouted, Fatty Wang even lit a cigarette, and said with a smirk: "Once time goes back, my wife and children will be gone. It's better to enjoy it than to be a dick all by myself." An ancient life, generous three wives and four concubines, oh yeah~"
"Think about it, I have to fulfill my wish in the tower, and it will be difficult to go back in the future..."
Xia Buer scanned everyone seriously, but everyone nodded firmly, Xia Buer snapped his fingers in relief and helplessness, but everyone suddenly exclaimed, everyone's body was fading, and finally Disappeared in the tower all at once.
"Xiao Er! What's going on, what are you doing..."
Chen Guangda and the others all exclaimed, they were the only ones left in the tower to guide the group of six, looking at each other lonely.
"Wait! A message has been sent to my mind..."
Xia Buer was stunned for a moment before he said in shock: "After the tower keeper retires, the relevant tasks and memories in the tower will be erased and sent back to the original world. Get the reward for lifting the ban!"
"Damn! This damn tower is not morning..."
Lin Tao cursed angrily. He may be the most angry one. He just got his favorite goddess, but she flew away in the blink of an eye. Maybe in the days when he is not around, Su Yong's cabbage will let other pigs Give arch.
"I feel that the Soul-Suppressing Tower is targeting us, and the difficulty has been specially increased..."
Zhao Guanren looked around dejectedly, and suddenly stepped forward and pushed open the secret door of the tomb. They had already won the No. 11 level and successfully controlled the three soul-suppressing towers. There was another stone door in the empty hall. Hastily pushed the new stone door open.
"Second son! If there are no accidents, this tower is still in your hometown..."
Zhao Guanren walked into the hall of the new pagoda, gently pushed the pagoda door open, and there was indeed a huge grotto outside, he said with a smile: "How about it, do you want to go back to your hometown and have a look, as long as you come back within three days. It should have returned to before the end!"
"Let me see……"
Xia Buer quickly took out his flashlight and ran out, excitedly said: "It's really back in the past, the traces we left outside have disappeared, but I still don't go back, we only found the hole when the ground cracked, I have to It takes a long time to dig to get to the surface!"
"Little Guanren! There is also a stone gate leading to my hometown..."
Chen Guangda also came out curiously, but Zhao Guanren shook his head and said: "It was originally leading to your hometown, but Lao Zhao moved the pagoda to Jialan, and it will take a while for him to get it back. We should wait until the next mission is over." Come on, normally you can rest for two or three months!"
"This flirt always offends me, and you must not form a team with him in the next level..."
Chen Guang cursed and walked back. Xia Buer also entered the tower and closed the door. He followed Zhao Guanren and asked, "Brother Ren! This is suddenly back in the past. I'm a living person, can't I disappear out of thin air, or are there more?" me?"
"Since I promised you to reverse time and space, there will definitely not be another you..."
Zhao Guanren said with a smile: "According to my understanding of the Soul Tower, the most direct way is to go back to before you were born, so that you and Brother Teddy no longer exist, and the second is to tamper with the memories of your acquaintances so that you can leave reasonably Their sight!"
"If you can tamper with the memories of so many people, this is the power of God..."
Xia Buer looked at the dome in awe from the head of the tower, Zhao Guanren smiled wryly and said nothing, the group of six opened the door and returned to Jialan, but the two newcomers were taken aback as soon as they went out, it happened to be noon outside, and it was cloudy Worshipers rub shoulders one after another.
"The national teacher has come out, come here quickly, everyone..."
The crowd suddenly rushed up like a tide, but Zhao Ziqiang was already prepared, so he flew out of the square, and the common people kowtowed and worshiped again and again, even Zhao Guanren and the others did not let go, begging them for help.
"Damn! How did Qiang, Qiangguang fly away, how did he do it..."
Chen Guangda looked for Weiya with a confused expression on his face, Xia Buer was also stunned for a long time with his mouth open, Zhao Guanren finally broke free from prostration, and quickly pulled the two of them out of the crowd, and the five of them ran into the path in a hurry, panting stopped.
"You guys think that Old Zhao is a dog squatting on the wall - pretending to be a tiger, Zhao Banxian is not just joking, he is a god when he is out of mission..."
Zhao Guanren smiled and took out cigarettes and gave them to them. The five of them walked forward puffing and puffing. Zhenyuan City became more and more lively, which dazzled the two modern people. One hundred thousand why.
"Wow~"
As soon as the five people walked into a back alley, a basin of water was poured out from the courtyard door, and the five of them jumped back in unison, without even touching a drop of water.
"Hahaha……"
A burst of delicate laughter sounded from the small courtyard, and a young woman in a green skirt came out with her plump waist twisted, leaning on the door and jokingly said: "Yo~ My family is very lucky today, you can splash the nobles with just a splash of water." , isn’t this Mr. Zhao and Mr. Liu!”
"Hey, isn't this sister Wang, this body is getting plump..."
Liu Tianliang walked forward with a smile, and another charming girl came out of the door, pinching his waist and bowing to him with a smile, and said softly: "Master Liu! It's been five days, why don't you say nothing Ah, do you want to do what you promised to the slave family or not?"
"Didn't I just come back, come to my house tomorrow, I will definitely do it for you..."
Liu Tianliang blinked with a smile on his face, the young woman flicked him with the water in her hand, and closed the courtyard door coquettishly, but Chen Guangda said curiously: "These two sisters are very coquettish, and they are not bad, Liangzi! Are the two your mistresses?"
"What sisters, these are mother and daughter..."
Liu Tianliang walked forward with a smile, Chen Guangda hurriedly caught up and said in surprise: "Mother and daughter? That little girl is at most 25 or [-] years old, but that girl is at least [-] or [-] years old, and she will have a baby at this age, can you tell me?" Don't make fun of me?"
"The parents are so tender, they are actually 31, and their daughter is 17..."
Liu Tianliang laughed shyly and said: "The girl from Jialan got married at the age of fourteen or five. She was a young widow just now. She wants to contract my incense shop in the square, let the eldest daughter be my concubine, and the 13-year-old younger daughter to marry me. , and put an outer house upside down!"
"Damn it! Buy a big and give a small one away, are they both biological daughters..."
Chen Guangda's eyes were rounded, and Xia Buer was also dumbfounded, and hurriedly asked: "Wait a minute! Brother Liang, he gave away his daughter and land, and built a house. Is your incense shop valuable, or is it worth the money?" Figure out your relationship path?"
"Little widow pissing - she can only go out but not in, she still has two sons to raise, and the daughter is a loser..."
Zhao Guanren said with a smile: "Her house is worth 25 taels, Liangzi's shop can make a net profit of 50 taels a day, and it can pay back the cost in a few days after contracting, and relying on the big tree of Liangzi, her two eldest sons can The official luck is prosperous, and she is happy to let the little widow be an extra head!"
"Damn it! It's still a wild game played by the ancients..."
Chen Guangda hugged him and Liu Tianliang fiercely, and said excitedly: "You two brothers, you are the hosts, you can't bear to see my brother and I sleep alone, I don't care if you are widowed or not, anyway, it doesn't matter to me, as long as I have two daughters It's enough to accompany you!"
"Then the Widow Wang just now, she is the most beautiful around..."
Zhao Guanren laughed teasingly and said: "Liangzi is a heifer soliciting customers wherever he goes - let me see if he is good at it! But in fact he is a hen hatching goose eggs - pretending to have a big butt! You can ask him to take a concubine!" Look, the tigresses in his family must tear him apart!"
"Hmph~ You're tearing me down all day..."
Liu Tianliang said resentfully: "It takes time for this kind of thing. When several of my family members are pregnant, I have to take concubines to solve the needs, Guangzi! This time it's cheaper for you, and I will help you with the money, but Next time if something good happens, let me go first!"
"My good brother, for the rest of my life, if I rob you again, I'm not human..."
Chen Guangda nodded again and again in great surprise, Xia Buer smiled and said nothing, but he stopped suddenly before walking far, looking at a magnificent brothel outside the alley, he subconsciously asked: "Is this place anti-pornography, go in It's okay to sit down?"
"You like this tone? But this is not a kiln..."
Liu Tianliang put his arms around him and said with a smile: "This place is one of the four famous buildings. Even if the oiran is rich, you won't be able to sleep. You have to pay 50 taels of climbing fee first, and then you can go in and compose a poem. If you write well, someone will play the piano and sing for you." Qu'er, if you can't write well, you can only chat a few words through the gauze curtain, anyway, if you want to be the guest of honor, you have to be rich and talented!"
"I just want to see, what is the place that men dream of the most..."
Xia Buer walked straight towards the brothel, but he was kicked out. The answer was that exotic clothes were not accepted. He turned his head and noticed that Zhao Guanren and the others were wearing round-neck robes, official boots and jade belts, and the common people When you see him, you call him Grand Master.
"Don't be dumbfounded, there will be a government officer to check your household registration later..."
Zhao Guanren walked over with a smile, and led him and Chen Guangda in with a big swagger. It opened the eyes of the two modern local leopards. At the same time, they had a good experience of the life of local tyrants in ancient times, and even made up for various etiquette and exquisiteness. ...
Chapter 1234 Fatal Variable
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