one step closer to the end

"I only saw one, it was a female, but I also nodded..."

Liu Tianliang clutched his crotch and said: "I bought a pack of Yaoxun incense in the county, and said that the monster would show its original shape when it smelled it, but it didn't work after more than half a month. In the late autumn, the mosquitoes were not smoked out, but the big monster was smoked out!"

Xia Buer said: "The point is, what is the identity of the mother demon?"

"Singing prostitute! I'm in my twenties, but I live in the Spring and Autumn Inn. When I opened the door to go to the toilet, she walked by my door alone holding a pipa..."

Liu Tianliang spread his hands and said: "Xun Yaoxiang just sprayed her face, she sneezed twice, but there was no vision, so I just joked, little lady! You are transformed by a goblin. But looking for Yaoxiang, the result... ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh, thanks to my quick reaction!"

"Brother Ren! Don't worry about this matter, I'll take Qianniuwei to investigate..."

Xia Buer whispered: "Tomorrow morning, the old emperor will announce that I will marry Princess Changle. On that day, I will lead a thousand martial arts troops to Longyou as a quasi-consort, and present the rewards he gave to Jiedu envoys." , and urge them to go to Tubo to quell the rebellion!"

"Tubo is the real anti, but Nanzhao is a cover..."

Zhao Guanren whispered a few words to him, Xia Buer's complexion suddenly sank, he nodded slightly before turning around and leaving, while Liu Tianliang was surprised and said: "Are you two doing well? The second son even got involved with the son-in-law. Introduce me to a princess!"

"You can pull it down, you are a pariah and want to marry a princess..."

Zhao Guanren turned his head and walked towards the backyard door. Liu Tianliang caught up and shouted: "I am not for you. I went to Mingquan County with Lao Zhao to help the poor, but the officers and soldiers caught him and he ran away with blood. , I was sold as a bonded laborer!"

"what?"

Zhao Guanren was surprised and said: "How could there be officers and soldiers in the remote village? Didn't Lao Zhao come to rescue you? Did you see Lin Tao?"

"Don't you even know that in Beijing, there is a plague in the countryside of Mingquan, there are bandits, and there are cult organizations..."

Liu Tianliang said helplessly: "In order to find out the truth, Lao Zhao turned himself into a bandit, and asked me to wait for you guys to meet up in the county, but I didn't see anyone after waiting for almost a month, by the way! Who else is there? Why don't you come over while hiding in front?"

"Brother Teddy! I can't make it through, he's working as a eunuch in the palace..."

"Ah? Why are you more unlucky than me, you can't cut it..."

"No cut! Except for the emperor, he will lead the harem..."

Zhao Guanren blinked with a smirk, and Liu Tianliang suddenly whispered in horror: "I'll go! This time, it's really an old pervert entering the women's bathhouse... More breasts and less chicken! He's not afraid of being cut off, hey! Hurry up! Give me some silver and let me redeem myself!"

"How much do you want?"

"how much do you have……"

"I have as much as you want..."

"..."

Chapter 1270

The "Four Faced Demons" of the Fahai War alarmed the entire Luoyang City. The mages of all factions rushed out, and the United City Defense Force searched for monsters everywhere. However, the statues of the Four Heavenly Kings did not disappear, and they still stood in the four directions of Luoyang City. No matter how stupid people are, I also know that I have been deceived.

"I just heard that the crown princess was arrested for adultery, so it turns out that the adulterer is you..."

Liu Tianliang drove the carriage as a coachman, and Zhao Guanren leaned behind him and said in a low voice: "The emperor of the Tang Dynasty is treacherous and treacherous, we have met our opponents this time, and my second son and I have let him play tricks. I just came out of the dungeon..."

Zhao Guanren briefly explained the matter, but Liu Tianliang scolded angrily: "It's what you deserve! You don't go looking for monsters, and you want to rebel against others. It's polite if they don't cut off your dog's head. You three A bad bird deserves it!"

"Why don't we go to the countryside, I will give away all my concubines, and the princess princess will not..."

Zhao Guanren lit a cigarette slowly, Liu Tianliang snatched it with his hands, took two puffs and cursed: "Nothing! It's a cowardly act to give up halfway. If you have difficulties, you will overcome them. If you don't have difficulties, you will create difficulties. Defeat the dog emperor and liberate the entire harem." , yay~"

"Why did you come to Luoyang, why did you stay in a hotel..."

"Look at the house! Mingquan County is too chaotic. Not only do we have to help the poor, but we also have to crack down on gangsters and evil. My employer was slaughtered by bandits, leaving a widow who wants to move..."

Liu Tianliang smoked a cigarette and said: "Widows have a big addiction to ugliness. The young man in the family let her ruin it. Last month, she let me be the accountant. Turning around, I thought about unspoken rules. I was worried that I would lose my innocence, so I said I have relatives in Luoyang. She asked me to bring someone over to look at the house and land!"

Zhao Guanren pointed to the front and said, "Turn left ahead! Is there any news from Dalinzi?"

"No! I didn't even see the shadow..."

Liu Tianliang flicked the cigarette butt and said: "Before I came, I had a meeting with Lao Zhao. Lao Zhao said that the start of this weapon was not right, it would be unlucky to land, and the people were too scattered. What reward!"

"It must be an overall situation. The princess's younger sister is the princess of the North, and her father is the marshal of the secret army..."

Zhao Guanren patted him and jumped off the carriage. Not only were the soldiers outside Zhao's residence full of open flames, but the guards of the entire square were also mobilized. He shouted at the watchtowers in every square: "Hey! Yin Zhiping, come to the Zhao Mansion to find me if you need anything!"

"Got it! The humble job must be passed on to..."

The archer immediately crossed his hands and agreed, and his colleagues also knocked on the clapper to pass on the other watchtowers. Zhao Guanren led Liu Tianliang to the gate of the Zhao residence. The butler hurriedly invited him into the residence, but Liu Tianliang was automatically ignored. You know who you are when you wear it.

"Damn it! Isn't this a panda, isn't it illegal to raise this thing..."

Liu Tianliang's eyes widened suddenly, and he only saw a panda cub that was several months old, gnawing bamboo in a bamboo forest not far away, when his sister-in-law Zhao Biying came out, picked up the little panda and said Jiaohan: "Big villain! Did you release the thunder just now?"

"Yes! Is it beautiful? I'll show it to you next time..."

Zhao Guanren smiled and blinked, turned around and said to Liu Tianliang, "Princess of the Northern Territory", Liu Tianliang immediately whispered: "This girl is at most sixteen or seventeen, there should be many years before the incident, but it's really long." Shui Ling, how about I be your brother-in-law!"

"My family's concubine and her, you choose one, without regret..."

Zhao Guanren walked into the main room jokingly, Liu Tianliang rolled his eyes and immediately stopped talking, while Mr. Zhao personally led his family out, rushed into the front hall and asked with concern: "Zhiping! I heard that you killed him just now." Four-faced monster, are you all right?"

"No problem! But there are four four-faced monsters, and its gang rescued the remaining three..."

Zhao Guanren wiped the rain off his face, took out two signal tubes and said, "Grandfather! I'm worried that the monster will retaliate, so I'm here to send you two firework bombs. This thing can shoot red fireworks when you pull it. All the sorcerers will come!"

"Son! You have a heart, our family really found a good son-in-law..."

Mr. Zhao was moved and saluted him, and the others also nodded in praise, which made the Crown Princess smile a little bit.

"You hid it really deep..."

The princess stepped forward to take the signal flare, and asked curiously: "Why is your mana stronger than Zen Master Fahai? I only knew that you could draw lightning, but I didn't expect that you have the power of lightning, so that you can scare our family." I thought it was going to be a catastrophe!"

"This is the Demon Extinguishing God's Thunder. It is extremely powerful and cannot be displayed lightly..."

Zhao Guanren puffed up his chest, cupped his hands and said: "Dear relatives! It seems that we have to get to know each other again. Xiaosheng's surname is Yin, his first name is Zhiping, his style name is Yunxuan, his Taoist name is Lei Zhenzi, and his nickname is Yunzhonghe. He studied under Tianshan Mountain. The founder of Xiaoyao faction, Li Xiaoyao!"

"Puff~ cough cough cough..."

Liu Tianliang covered his mouth and coughed fiercely, but no one cared about him as a servant, everyone nodded their heads in awe, even the crown princess looked bewildered, with a half-understood exclamation.

"Uncle! The master of the Bodhidharma Academy is looking for you..."

The housekeeper suddenly brought a monk in, and the monk quickly stepped forward to salute: "Master Yin! Thank you for your righteousness just now. My master is seriously injured and is recuperating. I can't come to thank you in person. He asked the little monk to tell you that he will wait for him to recover from his injury." Be sure to come and thank you!"

"Master, you're welcome, it's just my duty to eliminate demons and defend the Tao..."

Zhao Guanren waved his hand and said, "Master Zen! Please go and inform Zhenmasi and Qianniuwei of the Seven Gates, just as I said, the guy who was clamoring to kill Master Fahai before is either a bandit or a monster. They must be caught and interrogated severely!"

"Hey~ Thank you Master for your concern, I'm really ashamed to say it..."

The monk shook his head sadly and said: "None of the more than 100 mages in my Bodhidharma Academy can see through the four-faced demon, but come to worship as a Bodhisattva, and my master's magic power comes from Buddhism. Thanks to you, otherwise something big will happen!"

After the monk finished speaking, he bowed deeply before leaving. The Zhao family enthusiastically wanted to stay with Zhao Guanren. After Zhao Guanren declined with a smile, the princess took the initiative to send him out. Who knew that the little butt twisted and forced him into the side courtyard small garden.

"Hurry up if you have something to say, I still have a lot of things to do..."

Zhao Guanren leaned against the light, and the Crown Princess stood in the dark and murmured, "I'm also considered a virgin, and I have never let him eat my tongue, but I was put into... the place of marinating. From now on, I will concentrate on helping you." Having children is just that, why do you care about it?"

"Miss Zhao! Has no one ever told you that if you say something modest about someone else, it's tantamount to scolding..."

Zhao Guanren said disdainfully: "Bitch! You boldly express your humble opinions, how do you feel about your father's clumsy thorns and dog sons, why don't you let your stupid brother's wretched wife come out, and let me enter her dirty place, as long as your stupid brother doesn't If you don't mind, I don't mind at all!"

"you……"

The princess's face was flushed with anger, and her silver teeth were almost gnawed into pieces.

"I don't blame you for this kind of thing, but it proves that you are a simple woman..."

Zhao Guanren said: "But afterwards, you don't use your brains and judge others by yourself. This is stupid and selfish. Besides, I'm a young man, marrying your second-hand wife and going home. I don't want to be proud of it, are you? Do you think I'm admiring you?"

"I'm stupid! I'm not good enough for you..."

The Crown Princess cried out suddenly, she pushed him away suddenly and wanted to run out, but she was grabbed by the back of her head again, and she slid towards Zhao Guanren.

"What kind of stinky temper are you, you're so picky and fart--it's a habitual problem..."

Zhao Guanren taught him a lesson: "People must be self-aware. No matter how old you are, don't show your superiority in front of your brother. Princess Jiuyue is still a mother of gold and jade leaves. Why don't you lie down in front of me honestly. From now on, I will be yours." Husband, you have to call me Lord, do you understand?"

"I didn't think you were too high, it's clear that you dislike me..."

The princess glared at him and choked up, saying: "This will be a knot in your heart and mine forever. Why don't we break up after we get married? I'll go back to my mother's house, and you can continue to live happily and be a couple in name. See you!" I won't feel sick anymore!"

"Actually! Three flats are not as good as one round. I also like not to take the usual path..."

Zhao Guanren patted her butt, smirked and whispered something in her ear, the princess immediately collapsed, stomped her feet and cried, "What are you doing? You'll be disgusted for a while, and you'll like it for a while. If it wasn't for I might be happy, so I won't post your cold ass!"

"Hehe~"

Zhao Guanren stroked her head and said with a smirk: "My prairie and my horse, I can do whatever I want, you are my horse, if I don't tame you, what will you do if you kick me? My little wild horse, would you like to let this groom take you home?"

"Bah~ You bastard! I knew you were not a good guy, I kicked you to death..."

The Crown Princess kicked him shyly, bit her lip and ran away blushing, but Zhao Biying suddenly came out from the bamboo forest, ran over and whispered: "Big villain! My Fifth Sister is so wild!" , if you don't tame it, you will suffer!"

"But you are not a warm horse, I will suffer in the future..."

Zhao Guanren took out two fruit candies, peeled off one and stuffed it into her small mouth. She was pleasantly surprised and said, "It's delicious! But it's none of your business if I'm wild or not, and I won't go to your house to bully you." !"

"You don't know yet, your grandfather married you to me. On the day of the wedding, he and your sister came in together, so your little wild horse belongs to me too..."

Zhao Guanren touched her head with a smile, Zhao Biying's pretty face flushed suddenly, and said shyly: "So I am the one who wants to marry, but I like to dance with knives and guns, listen to and sing operas, if you are not like my mother Discipline me, I... marry as soon as I marry!"

"Marry me and you will be my woman, and I will depend on you as my husband..."

Zhao Guanren put his arms around her small waist and whispered: "After getting married, you will be an adult, and people will no longer treat you as a child. Do you want to do something like an adult?"

"You mean... eat your tongue? Will there be joy..."

Zhao Biying looked at him shyly. Zhao Guanren almost burst out laughing on her face. He pressed her against the pavilion pillar and kissed her in the same position as her sister. Confused and excited, she hugged his neck.

"Is it delicious? My little lady..."

Zhao Guanren let go of the little lamb with a smirk, and Zhao Biying was as red as a lobster, panting in a daze, "It turns out to be so comfortable, no wonder sisters-in-law and the others love to eat tongues, officer! Hurry up, I'll leave after you pass the door." Let you eat enough!"

"Wait for me! The officials will marry you with eight palanquins..."

Zhao Guanren kissed her again, and walked out of the small garden with a smile on his face. Unexpectedly, his mother-in-law led a few women and happened to appear, pulled a girl over and smiled, "Master! This is Zhao Yushu who is going to be married as a dowry." , she will be your little wife in the future, are you satisfied?"

"Ah? Isn't it Zhao Biying..."

Zhao Guanren looked back in surprise, and Zhao Biying hid in the bamboo forest with a "whoosh", but her mother covered her mouth and smiled and said, "I must have misunderstood, Xiaoying is a prostitute, how can she be a concubine, and she is a silly girl." , and Yushu is fifteen this year, she is sensible and easy to give birth to!"

"Hehe~ Please trouble the mother-in-law, the son-in-law will obey..."

Zhao Guanren looked at Zhao Yushu in embarrassment, he was a minor who didn't open his eyes at all, he hurriedly saluted and ran away, while Liu Tianliang watched clearly from outside the moon gate, and gloated and got into the carriage with him.

"Just pretend to be sentimental. The one who is married is a concubine, and you are still kissing the other's concubine..."

Liu Tianliang got on the carriage and said with a smile: "You have found a great deal. The princess is a bit sweet, and the sister-in-law is also a beautiful woman, by the way! How many concubines have you taken? You don't know the taste of meat in a month." , you have to arrange it for your brother!"

"How much do you want? Say the number..."

"Look at you, I want a thousand, do you have one, you will die if you don't brag..."

"I'm bragging? Except for the emperor, I have the most girls in the entire Tang Dynasty, and there are four thousand old men..."

"Brother! You are my dear brother, why are you so nice..."

Chapter 1271

Luoyang city chickens and dogs danced all night, almost the whole city was hunting for monsters, and in the end five of them were hacked to death, but the dead were all little monsters. The big monsters such as the white snake didn't show up at all. Waiting things are still dormant in the city.

"His grandma's! I didn't sleep a wink all night, and I still have to go to court..."

Civil and military officials came to the outside of the imperial city one after another. A night of rain made the weather completely cool. People with weak bodies put on leather vests, normal people also put on jackets, and some people brought clothes from home. Come for breakfast, if you don’t bring it, you can buy it nearby and eat it now.

"Good morning, my lords, come and have a bite if you haven't eaten, oily and spicy..."

Zhao Guanren, dressed in court uniform, came riding a horse, followed by not only a carriage, but also two steaming dining carts pushed by servants. The servants quickly unloaded the folding tables and chairs from the carriage, and they were directly on the square outside the palace gate. Set up a stall.

"Ouch~ It's just in time for you to come, quickly serve me a bowl of noodles..."

King Yujiang trotted over and sat there, only to hear a "chi la" from the dining car, and a strong smell of spicy oil permeated everywhere. Many officials even sneezed a few times, but they were surprised: "What kind of spicy oil is this? Why is it so suffocating?"

"Chaotian pepper! It's much tastier than cornel..."

Zhao Guanren sat down and took out cigarettes to distribute. People in Datang love to eat spicy peppers and sashimi. They dare to slice a loach for you. less than green.

"Hey? Master Yin, where did you get the eggplants in this cold weather, why do you still have cucumbers and lentils..."

Lord Qin picked up a cucumber and took a bite, only then did everyone find a cart full of fresh vegetables, while Zhao Guanren smiled with a cigarette in his mouth, "Of course it's grown by our Town Magic Division, you can take more if you like, this is a headache A crop of fresh vegetables!"

"Hey~ This hot pepper is really fucking enjoyable, cool! Really cool..."