Journey to the West: The beginning of the anti-routine cry Tathagata

Sun Hao nodded his head in agreement, and said in his heart, "When I get back, I'll take out a snail noodle, and next time I'll bring the snail noodle."

The immortals were a little confused at this moment.

They almost all knew about Yang Jian's going to the Yumajian, but now Sun Hao's face is full of joy, but Yang Jian's face is ugly.

Could it be that Yang Jian has already lost his confrontation?

What's going on inside?

The Jade Emperor felt a little strange, this monkey should not have nothing to eat with stinky tofu, right?

The Jade Emperor asked:

"Sun Aiqing, what's the matter with you?"

Hearing the Jade Emperor's question, Sun Hao scratched his head a little embarrassed and said:

"That's nothing. We had a horse race a few days ago. I bet the number three horse for [-] gold pills, and this last number three horse won the first place."

"I'm here to find His Majesty, and I paid the bill."

drop!

"Negative emotions from Jade Emperor +999."

"Negative emotions from Li Jing +999."

"Negative emotions from Nezha +999."

"From...from...from..."

This time, the negative emotions instantly increased by another 400 million, and the entire mentality of the immortals collapsed.

Fuck it!

Careless!

It was actually earned by him.

What did the monkey say that day that the three reds were so happy, the three reds and the third red horse, and in the end it was really won by the third.

It's really outrageous!

Jade Emperor was also stunned.

This is indeed the case, because of the special circumstances of the last horse race, it seems that the stone monkey won, and almost all the others lost.

That's it.

The Jade Emperor really didn't want to recall what happened that day, so he directly took out a small gourd containing three thousand golden pills, handed it to Sun Hao and said:

"Give it to you!"

Sun Hao was also happy, and thanked:

"Thank you, Your Majesty."

"I wish Your Majesty, blessings are like the East Sea, and longevity is longer than Nanshan."

"What projects do we have in Heaven in the future, please remember to call me again!"

Chapter 1 and Six

After Sun Hao finished speaking, he was about to leave.

Suddenly remembering, he walked up to Nezha and whispered:

"God's will, God's will make a fool!"

"That day I advised you Sanhong to be full of joy, but you insisted on going your own way, but don't be sad, after all, you only lost [-] golden pills, not as much as I did."

drop!

"Negative emotions from Nezha +999."

"Negative emotions from Nezha +999."

"Negative emotions from Nezha +999."

"From Nezha..."

Nezha's stingy bag was immediately blown away by Sun Hao.

"what!"

"Dead monkey, I'm going to kill you."

Nezha was so angry that the three corpses jumped up instantly, and he directly took out the fire-pointed gun, and was about to go up and beat Sun Hao.

Bang!

With sharp eyes and quick hands, Li Jing directly took out the green steel sword to block Nezha, and angrily rebuked:

"Nezha, Lingxiao Palace is not allowed to behave wildly."

"A little bit...!"

Sun Hao turned his head and made a grimace, then walked towards the door swaggeringly, passing by Yang Jian without forgetting to say provocatively:

"Yo, isn't this a dog breeder?"

"I won't chat with you today, let's sit down another day and exchange experiences on raising dogs and horses."

drop!

"Negative emotions from Yang Jian +999."

"Negative emotions from Yang Jian +999."

"From..."

Yang Jian clenched his fists angrily.

He really wanted to call Nezha, give Sun Hao a mixed doubles, and beat him up hard.

So annoying.

Can't you be a human being?

When everyone in the hall heard what Sun Hao said, they looked at Yang Jian for a while, and their eyes were also strange.

Have a dog?

Hehe, this nickname is very creative.

Yang Jian's face turned dark.

This dead monkey is not only annoying.

He is really stupid, really cheap!

Then Sun Hao didn't care about these things, he just liked to look at everyone, disliked him and couldn't kill him.

There are a lot of negative emotions added.

If you have any tricks, let the horse come over, don't cry if you are angry, you will count me as a loser.

Sun Hao went back to the Yumajian. Seeing his negative emotions, he had already accumulated more than 800 million. He also had a hunch that he was about to stand up.

If a small target is drawn, it is absolutely against the sky.

Shortly after.

In a side hall.

The Jade Emperor, Taibai Jinxing, Guanyin, and Yang Jian are in a meeting.

The Jade Emperor looked at several people and said:

"Everyone has seen the situation in the past few days. This Lingming stone monkey is not only stubborn, but also extremely shameless..."

"It's not that our method is not good, but that we underestimated his wisdom and shamelessness!!"

After speaking, the Jade Emperor glanced at Guanyin.

As the earliest victim, Guanyin should be clearer than anyone else.

As for the Tathagata, the Jade Emperor felt that the Tathagata was worried recently, and he was afraid that his hair would be gone.

Guanyin also sighed helplessly.

What can she do?

In the confrontation between her and Sun Hao, there was only one difficulty in the underworld, where she lost one thousand, killed eight hundred enemies, and died together once.

Then there is no victory.

Yang Jian pondered and said:

"I thought the stone monkey was too simple."

"From what happened in the Yumajian today, I can feel that the stone monkey is very intelligent. Maybe from the moment I entered, everything was calculated by him."

Yang Jian's words.

Others might not necessarily approve of it, but Guanyin Jade Emperor and the three of them would definitely approve of it. After all, they had paid attention to Sun Hao and knew him well.

Taibai Jinxing looked at several people and said:

"Although it is difficult this time, we still have to think carefully. As long as we force him to go back this time, it will be much easier next time."

Guanyin looked at Taibai Jinxing and said:

"How to say?"

The Jade Emperor and Yang Jian were also a little curious.

Taibai Jinxing laughed and said:

"The second time, isn't it going to arrange for him to guard the Peach Garden?"

"Monkey steals peaches!"

"Think about it, if a monkey guards such a big flat peach garden, facing so many flat peaches, will he not steal them?"

"As long as we do a good job this time, it will be almost the same, and the rest will be simple."

"It's coming soon, too."

The Jade Emperor and the others listened to Taibai Jinxing's words, and after thinking about it, they felt right. How can there be monkeys who don't steal peaches?

How can a cat not steal?

It's just that it's easy to deal with the Peach Garden in the future, but it's not easy to deal with in front of it. This monkey is so shameless, there is no way to provoke him, how can he make him go back to the lower realm?

The Jade Emperor looked at Taibai Jinxing and Guanyin and said:

"You two, do you have any ideas?"

Guanyin shook his head, and then looked at Taibai Jinxing. This kind of great wisdom has to be Taibai Jinxing.

Taibai Jinxing looked at several people and said:

"No, let Yang Jian continue to bully him?"

Yang Jian shook his head and said:

"I'm afraid it won't work."

"The stone monkey, you don't know how irritating he is, and I can't really hit him, otherwise he just lay down on the ground, what should I do?"

Ah this...

The Jade Emperor and the others were also embarrassed.

have to say.

Yang Jian is still very sensible, if he really beats the stone monkey to lie down, the stone monkey comes and I have internal injuries, and I have to spend three years in the heavenly court...

Even if it is directly over.

Taibai Jinxing's eyes suddenly lit up and said:

"I have a solution."

"Let's find someone to buy a horse and make a big fuss in the Yumajian. Then Yang Jian, you go to solve it. Let that person be a fool, and you are very partial to him."