Journey to the West: The beginning of the anti-routine cry Tathagata

"Dog owners, if you can't control it, you have to take care of it, and if you can manage it, you have to take care of it. It's all right now... Hurry up and take care of this little loli, look at her..."

"Not only did she smash up so many houses, but she also smashed my imperial horse prison to pieces, and all the Tianma were let go by me."

"Oh, by the way, she... she was so smoky that I choked on it. I have to pay... I have to lose money!"

drop!

"Negative emotions from Nezha +999."

"Negative emotions from Nezha +999."

"Negative emotions from Yang Jian +999."

"From Nezha..."

Jade Emperor: Why is it me again who is the victim! ! !

Chapter 1

Nezha was so angry that the nine fire dragons sprayed out the real fire of samadhi together, and Sun Hao dodged in a hurry.

Yang Jian also ran away in an instant and was almost accidentally injured.

Yang Jian really felt a pain in the head!

Taibai Jinxing's idea was to let him turn black and white, and everyone turned black and white together to wrong the stone monkey, but the stone monkey didn't fight back at all, and Nezha was outputting the whole process.

I almost got hurt by mistake.

This…

Yang Jian gritted his teeth, looked at Sun Hao and said:

"Sun Wukong, I think these destructions are obviously caused by you."

I Nima?

Sun Hao's whole body is not well.

"A dog breeder!"

"Can you open your third eye, is it possible that your third eye is also blind?"

Sun Hao was convinced.

I can understand that other people are blind with two eyes, but you have three eyes, is the third eye also blind?

Just when Yang Jian didn't know how to reply.

Suddenly, a figure flew over from a distance.

"evil creature!"

"You are so audacious, I will accept you."

As the voice fell, a golden light shone in the sky instantly, and an exquisite pagoda descended from the sky, immediately immobilizing Nezha.

Sun Hao took a look.

Oh, I'm going, isn't this Li Tianwang?

The person who came was Li Jing.

Li Jing was having dinner at home, but suddenly a Heavenly General ran over and shouted, "The Heavenly King is not good, your Nezha has made a big disturbance in the Heavenly Palace, and now the Heavenly Court is being demolished, go and have a look!"

Then Li Jing was also dumbfounded immediately, and rushed over from home with a bowl in his hand, which made Nezha stop.

drop!

"Negative emotions from Li Jing +999."

"Negative emotions from Li Jing +999."

"From Nezha..."

"From Li Jing..."

The negative emotions of the father and daughter soared rapidly.

Nezha was also in a hurry.

This time she was really not fooling around, this time she was ordered to make a big disturbance in the Heavenly Palace, and she had accepted the Jade Emperor's secret order.

But can she say it?

Do not!

Even if she could say it, Li Jing wouldn't give her the chance to say it, and directly put her in the Linglong Pagoda.

Really:

The king of heaven covers the tiger, and the pagoda accepts Nezha.

Asking what love is in the world, it is actually one thing descending one thing.

She used to be a king, and then her father came.

One tower was confiscated by her.

Sun Hao looked at Li Jing and shouted:

"Well, you Tota Heavenly King, you actually indulged your daughter to commit murder, indulged Nezha to make troubles in the heavenly palace, and let her smash my imperial horse prison and let my heavenly horse run away."

"You are simply hateful, you... What do you want me to do in the future, let me raise a litter of dogs like him?"

Yang Jian: Roaring Sky Dog may not be a dog, but you are a real dog!

Li Jing was dumbfounded.

Cold sweat broke out on his head.

Smashed the horse guard?

Let go of Pegasus?

What the hell is this bastard trying to do?

Doesn't she know that Empress Nuwa and Yuanshi Tianzun are no longer in the Three Realms?

Yang Jian looked at Sun Hao, and said to Li Jing:

"Heavenly King, don't worry. I think it's the fault of this dead monkey. He's slandering Nezha."

"He must have decided that he didn't want to keep horses anymore, so he deliberately let the Tianma go, smashed the horse guard, and finally blamed Nezha."

I am Nima!

Sun Hao looked at Yang Jian incredulously, I think you Erlang God is aboveboard, but I didn't expect you to be such Yang Jian.

It's outrageous!

"Zhenjun is right!"

"It's all made of stone monkeys!"

"We support Nezha!"

The four heavenly kings also shouted together at this time.

Sun Hao was dumbfounded.

Your uncle.

Li Jing was a little confused at the moment, after thinking about it, he decided to argue first, and said:

"I... I also think what Zhen Jun said is right."

"Sun Wukong, don't wrong Nezha, everyone's eyes are sharp, but everyone is watching."

All the gods watched silently at this moment, although they received the order from the Jade Emperor in their hearts, no one dared to speak.

The God of Wealth shouted at this time, "Zhenjun is right." Then he hurriedly hid behind Yuelao.

Sun Hao frowned and looked over.

Yuelao was also taken aback for an instant, scolded the God of Wealth eight hundred times in his heart, and explained:

"Not me, not really me."

Yuelao: I may be disconnected, the God of Wealth will take care of love in the future!

Seeing this, no one dared to speak up.

The task is received.

However, it is too difficult.

First of all, civil servants, civil servants are not good at fighting and killing, so naturally they don't want to slander Sun Hao, so as to save this stone monkey from taking revenge.

Military commanders don't even want to!

Next, there will be a big disturbance in the Heavenly Palace. Whoever is missed by the stone monkey will suffer a lot of beatings later.

Simply put.

Hundreds of dollars a month, what fate are you playing.

Sun Hao looked at Yang Jian and the others at this moment, laughed again and said:

"Are you trying to play tricks on me?"

"Stupid, I didn't even move my hands from the beginning to the end. All the palaces, the imperial horse prison, and the release of the Tianma were all done by Nezha alone."

"The whole heaven has seen it. If you can blame me, I will take your surname..."

Sun Hao didn't panic at all, he still had his ultimate move.

simply say.

Heavenly Court didn't monitor the replays, right? But all these places are filled with the mana breath of Nezha alone. This is the best evidence of monitoring.

These are all there now.

It is impossible to slander yourself.

Yang Jian was also depressed.

If you talk nonsense with your eyes open, that's fine, but the matter of the Yumajian is a lie, and the whole heaven has seen other things.

In this case, just throw the pot away?

The Jade Emperor was even more depressed.

So angry!

This time the victim was himself again.

Nezha really can't do anything, No. 1 in trouble.

Seeing how she smashed the Heavenly Palace, if the Jade Emperor didn't know her temper, the Jade Emperor would seriously suspect that this bastard did it on purpose.

For such a big trouble, so many celestial horses were released, and so many palaces were redecorated, the Jade Emperor is not to blame.

Jade Emperor: I reject this victim.

I saw that the Jade Emperor gave Taibai Jinxing a look. Taibai Jinxing must have understood it in seconds. He looked at Guanyin and said:

"Bodhisattva, you see, this incident caused troubles in the Heavenly Palace and smashed up so many palaces, and it will be built later..."

Guanyin was stunned for a moment, and replied:

"Lingshan is in charge."

Tathagata: Do I like to mention victims?

The Jade Emperor also nodded slightly at this time, he felt better, and went directly to the Lingxiao Palace, after all, they were afraid that the stone monkeys would go to judge the case next.

indeed.

Sun Hao didn't have to quibble when facing Yang Jian and the others, he just covered his buttocks and said:

"I won't tell you any more."

"I'll go to the Jade Emperor for a review. Nezha burned my ass. Li Jing, if you don't pay me [-], you will sit at your house and not leave when you look at me."

"Knock to the end!"