Journey to the West: The beginning of the anti-routine cry Tathagata

I want to pay more!

Pan Taoyuan.

Sun Hao is practicing, he opened his eyes and looked, isn't this my eldest brother who is number one in the Three Realms?

Sun Hao asked with a puzzled look on his face, "Brother, why are you here looking for me?"

Taibai Jinxing said unhappily:

"Brother, you can take my brother and me this time, hey...My brother is not my brother this time, it will be miserable for you, and you will be kicked into the world."

"Do you know who you molested just now...the few people you searched just now, who are they?"

Sun Hao shook his head and asked:

"Who is it!"

Taibai Jinxing blamed:

"Those are the seven princesses of our Heavenly Court, the seven daughters of the Jade Emperor. You actually searched them, and you treated them lightly!"

"You're simply off the mark."

Sun Hao was also happy in his heart, but on his face was a testimonial: "So what if she is the Jade Emperor's daughter?"

"Don't say it's the Jade Emperor's daughter, even if the Jade Emperor comes, I still want to search him. This is my attitude towards work. This is called professionalism!"

Taibai Jinxing was also speechless, and interrupted with a wave of his hand:

"Okay, stop talking nonsense."

"When they come later, you have to apologize to them, make them happy, and please them, don't you know?"

Sun Hao directly refused:

"That won't work."

"I am a principled person. I am aboveboard and serious in my work. Besides, I have done nothing wrong!"

Taibai Jinxing is also uncomfortable.

He thought for a while, then whispered in Sun Hao's ear:

"Brother, you are too small."

"Think about it carefully, then they are the daughters of the Jade Emperor, can you do anything wrong by currying favor with them?"

"I'm not sure, brother, if you hook up with someone casually, you won't be walking sideways in the heaven from now on? I'm optimistic about your brother!"

what the hell!

I didn't expect you to be such a Taibaijinxing.

Then Sun Hao was convinced too.

As expected of a big brother, you are really accurate.

Sun Hao replied in a low voice:

"My brother is right, I understand."

Taibai Jinxing also heaved a sigh of relief at this time, the dead monkey has finally opened his mind, if he let the Jade Emperor know what he told him, then he might really go down to experience life.

Just when Taibai Jinxing was about to leave.

Sun Hao suddenly said:

"Wait a moment."

"Brother, you are no exception, this is my job, let me search."

drop!

"Negative emotions from Taibaijinxing +999."

"Negative emotions from Taibaijinxing +999."

"Negative emotions from Taibaijinxing +999."

This Taibaijinxing is really convinced.

Can you stop pretending?

Can I still come and steal a few peaches?

You think I can't see it, did you do it on purpose before?

After Taibai Jinxing was searched and left, not long after, the Seven Fairies came in together.

The seven looked at Sun Hao, and said with shame and anger:

"Your name is Sun Wukong, isn't it?"

"Let me tell you that the seven of us sisters were handpicked by the Queen Mother. They can come and go freely in the flat peach garden, and they can also take flat peaches."

"We are all ordered by the queen mother, you...you have to remember, don't treat us like that again in the future, don't doubt us, search us."

"Did you hear that?"

"If you dare to do it again, we will never forgive you, stinky rascal..."

The seven Hong'er chattered a lot to Sun Hao, and they meant the same thing as Yang Jian anyway.

Cut first and play later, the imperial power franchise.

Pantaoyuan is a forbidden area for others, but it is a back garden for them.

Chapter 137 Yang Jian came to buy peaches again

Sun Hao looked at the seven of them with regret and said:

"Sloppy."

"I'm also a newcomer, and I've never seen such a beautiful little fairy like you. I was reckless and ran into all the beautiful sisters."

"I sincerely apologize to you. It's my fault. It's my fault. How could a beautiful little fairy like Qi Qi steal a flat peach?"

"This is completely inconsistent with the beauty and temperament of the seven. Hey... I just came here and have no experience. I express my deep apologies for this."

After Sun Hao finished speaking, he bowed to the seven people with a very correct attitude.

When the seven sisters heard Sun Hao's apology, their complexions improved a bit. They snorted softly, pouted their lips, and turned around in the peach garden. When they saw a big ripe peach, they picked it off directly. .

Sun Hao felt a little strange, it seemed that it was too early for the Peach Fair, why did he start picking peaches just now.

and many more…

The peaches you picked are all my peaches, and from then on, they will all be my peaches, stop... you stop quickly, let my peaches go...

Fortunately, they only picked some very familiar ones, and didn't pick much. Sun Hao also heaved a sigh of relief and didn't feel so distressed anymore.

Subsequently.

The Seventh Fairy would come to the Peach Garden every day, sometimes picking a few peaches, and sometimes leaving after looking inside.

Every time they came, Sun Hao chatted with them facelessly, and went to retreat to practice again after they left.

After some time.

The relationship between Sun Hao and the Seven Fairies has gradually become familiar, and Sun Hao's main cultivation base has also entered the peak of the Golden Immortal, and it has been a year in the sky.

……

Just the other side.

Jade Emperor felt a little bored these days, and felt that something was wrong, so he asked:

"Taibai, did you overlook something?"

"The stone monkey now knows that Zi'er and the others are all my daughters, so why would he help them steal flat peaches?"

"Why do you think my Jade Emperor's daughter can't afford flat peaches, or does he think my daughter can't afford flat peaches?"

When Guanyin heard this, she also looked at Taibai Jinxing with a strange expression, which seemed to be the case too!

Does this approach work?

Taibai Jinxing explained:

"Your Majesty, this stone monkey is a smart person. If he doesn't know, he might not help them steal peaches just because of his relationship."

"Now he knows that even if there is something unreasonable, he will definitely steal flat peaches to curry favor with them. After all, everyone knows what he is..."

The Jade Emperor looked at Taibai Jinxing and said:

"So, that's why you named Hong'er and the others, right?"

Taibai Jinxing scratched his head in embarrassment, and prayed to the Bodhisattva in his heart: "Brother, you must work hard, you must be smart, and you must curry favor with the seven princesses!"

What Taibai Jinxing thought was right, Sun Hao knew the identities of the seven fairies, so he was more willing to help them.

please them.

Simply put, isn't it flattering the Jade Emperor?

Guanyin also said helplessly:

"I hope so. This monkey seems to have broken through again. His talent is too strong, and he cannot be allowed to practice anymore."

"It's best to force him to make a scene in the Heavenly Palace and suppress him before the Peach Blossom Festival."

After speaking, Guanyin looked at Taibai Jinxing.

Taibai Jinxing: I really don't want to come up with any more ideas.

The Jade Emperor felt that he was quite bored recently, so he also said: "Taibai, find a way to speed up, you can't just wait like this all the time."

Taibai Jinxing is also depressed.

I can come up with this idea, but I am afraid that if I am not careful, someone will become a victim again, which makes it very difficult for me!

There was silence for a while.

Taibai Jinxing said:

"Then let people go to Pantaoyuan to lure him, and then provoke him!"

"Well, let Yang Jian, Nezha, and the Four Heavenly Kings go there separately, and then steal flat peaches in front of him, luring him to steal flat peaches as well."

"Whether the lure is successful or not, it can pave the way for what we will do later. For example, anyone can steal flat peaches. Why can't he..."

The Jade Emperor and Guanyin also nodded slightly, feeling that this routine is still possible, it can still be done...

Pan Taoyuan.

Sun Hao has been practicing.

The breakthrough of Taiyi Golden Immortal is relatively difficult, but these days not only has he entered the peak of Golden Immortal as a major, but the number of stars in his body has also more than doubled.

then.

this day.

An uninvited visitor came to the peach orchard, and a person came to buy peaches, and it was Yang Jian's unlucky boy.

Sun Hao was practicing, and when he sensed someone coming, he opened his eyes directly from the practice, and after confirming that it was Yang Jian, Sun Hao was also speechless.

What is this guy here for?

Sun Hao looked at Yang Jian and asked angrily:

"What are you doing here with me?"

"How dare you break into the important place of Pantaoyuan!"

Yang Jian was not in a hurry, and asked with a smile on his face, "Monkey, how do you sell these peaches?"

Sun Hao: ...

This also made Sun Hao speechless, isn't your mother addicted?

I changed my career from Yumajian to Pantaoyuan, don't you let me go?

Sun Hao said angrily:

"Two thousand golden pills per catty."