Journey to the West: The beginning of the anti-routine cry Tathagata

"If there is a thief, if you don't catch the thief, what are you doing shutting us out?"

however.

Sun Hao ignored the seven of them.

because…

Sun Hao was on guard against Yang Jian Nezha and the others, and on the other hand was against the seven Hong'er sisters, who had to pick a few big flat peaches every time they came.

Sun Hao felt very distressed!

For the peaches in the Pantao Garden, if you pick one, you will lose one, and if you pick two, you will lose a pair. Anyway, if you lose one, Sun Hao will eat one less, and they all belong to Sun Hao!

If the Queen Mother knew that Sun Hao took good care of Pantaoyuan, she would definitely sing a song for Sun Hao: Listen to me, thank you... thank you...

The Hong'er sisters were also very angry, but Sun Hao ignored them after shouting for a long time, and finally they had no choice but to leave.

Chapter 1 He took the flat peach back and fed it to the dog

For several days in a row.

Sun Hao closed the door to thank the guests, no matter who came, he would not open the door, which made the Jade Emperor and Avalokitesvara worried.

What are you doing?

This is really not your flat peach garden, can you do this?

However, they have nothing to do.

Pantao Garden is guarded by an enchantment, so it is even more impossible for them to break open the gate directly, and it is even more impossible for other immortals to smash the gate of Pantao Garden.

They are very worried!

For the past ten days in a row.

this day.

The gate of Pantao Garden was directly opened from the outer door. After Sun Hao found out, he ran over in a hurry.

Outside.

The person who came was a very beautiful, noble and elegant woman. She was dressed in a phoenix robe, which elevated her noble aura to the 36th heaven.

Behind her, not only the seven Hong'er sisters followed, but also two rows of beautiful fairies.

Then don't think about it, it must be the Queen Mother.

Before Sun Hao could speak first.

The Queen Mother looked at Sun Hao first and said:

"Sun Wukong, the Jade Emperor sent you to take care of the Peach Garden. What do you look like after closing the gate of the Peach Garden for so many days?"

Sun Hao was a little confused.

isn't it?

Mother Wang came here to let me open the Taoyuan?

I saw Sun Hao thinking in his heart, pretending to be sad and wronged, and said:

"It's not that I want to close the door!"

"It's all the fault of that damned peach thief, that Yang Jian and Nezha, who are simply too deceitful."

"They came to our Pantao Garden, ate peaches and smashed trees and humiliated people. They also said... What kind of bullshit Pantaoyuan guards the Monkey King, what kind of bullshit Queen Mother's Pantaoyuan is clearly their back garden."

"Then Yang Jian yelled even more arrogantly, saying that they come whenever they want, eat whatever they want, and that the Jade Emperor is his uncle, and if I have the ability, let me sue him..."

"Oh no, he is threatening me. He said that if I dare to sue him, he will ask his uncle to demote me to the mortal world and continue to be a monster in the lower world."

"I can't beat it, and I dare not sue. In order to prevent our Pantao Garden from being stolen by thieves, I can only make this bad move and close the gate."

"Hey,,?^?,,"

Now Sun Hao felt relieved.

If I say this, no one will steal my peaches or deliberately seduce me again in the future, right?

After listening to Sun Hao's words, the queen mother's face became gloomy. She hadn't paid much attention to Sun Hao, and she didn't know what kind of person Sun Hao was.

I don't even know about Sun Hao Sun Actor.

So she believed what Sun Hao said.

The Queen Mother looked at Sun Hao and asked:

"Is what you said true?"

"Then Yang Jian and Nezha, how dare you come to my Pantao Garden to be so presumptuous?"

Sun Hao nodded fiercely, and replied:

"real!"

"These two are really brave because of their strength and relatives. Especially the Erlang God Yang Jian, who is really hateful and deceitful."

"I don't dare to describe what he...she...he said, it's too bullying."

The Queen Mother turned cold and said:

"Although I said it, I want to see what he said about me behind my back. I still don't believe that he really regards my flat peach garden as his back garden."

Nezha Yang Jian came to steal peaches, Taibai Jinxing greeted the Queen Mother, and the Queen Mother didn't take it seriously.

But now hearing what Sun Hao said, she seriously suspected that Yang and Jian used this reason to intentionally harm and ruin their Pantaoyuan.

Sun Hao looked at the Queen Mother, pretended to hesitate, and then began to say: "Then Yang Jian... he took the flat peach back and fed it to the dog! He took it back and fed it to the dog! Feed it to the dog!"

"Not only did he eat here directly, but he also took some away before leaving, saying that he would go out for a stroll, and take it back for his dog to eat by the way."

"This is simply out of line. I didn't take Niangniang and Pantao seriously at all."

"Poor little man with low strength, even if he asks me to take the flat peach back to feed the dog, asks me if I understand the meaning and humiliates me, I dare not speak up and pretend I don't understand."

"May the queen mother be the master!"

The Queen Mother was also angry at this time, and said coldly:

"Sun Wukong, is what you said just now true?"

Sun Hao said seriously:

"It's absolutely true. If you don't believe me, you can confront Yang Jian and ask him if he said that day he brought flat peaches back to feed the dogs. He also asked me if I understood what he meant. He even said that the Jade Emperor is his uncle, so I can sue him." .”

"It's all true. I hold this matter in my heart and dare not say anything, but I'm afraid that the villain will come and take our flat peaches and feed them to the dogs again. I can only close the door day and night."

The more Sun Hao said, the more sad he became, his eyes were already wet. For outsiders, those who heard it were sad and those who listened were crying. I feel wronged for Sun Hao!

however.

Sun Hao's heart is: "You dog breeder, keep floating, keep taking flat peaches back to feed the dog to humiliate me, this time I will make you an idiot."

The queen mother was really angry at this moment.

Stealing peaches is understandable, but if you take my flat peaches back and feed them to the dogs, it's simply too deceitful.

The Queen Mother frowned and said:

"Sun Wukong, you follow me to the Lingxiao Palace, I have to ask carefully today if this is really the case."

"If you lie to me, you will be responsible for the consequences, but if Yang Jian really said those words presumptuously, I will teach him personally and reward you."

After the Queen Mother finished speaking, she flicked her sleeves and walked towards Lingxiao Palace.

Sun Hao followed behind, aggrieved on the surface, but happy in his heart, so he said that he would have to pay back sooner or later, this time I will see how you end up raising a dog.

You can steal peaches, but you deliberately took them back and gave them to dogs. Are you humiliating me...

You are slapping the Queen Mother in the face!

Hmm... This Queen Mother, the domineering female CEO, is definitely the number one in Sun Hao's eyes and ears.

Lingxiao Palace.

People now don't know what's going on.

After the Queen Mother appeared in the Pantao Garden, the Jade Emperor's projection barrier had already been closed.

This kind of projection screen is not something you can just look at and monitor all the time. If the other party has a high level of cultivation, he can detect it immediately or block it.

It is impolite to visit others like this.

Now everyone saw that the Queen Mother brought Sun Hao to the Lingxiao Palace with her icy face, and everyone felt a little bad in their hearts.

The Queen Mother looked at the Jade Emperor and asked:

"Your Majesty, I heard from Monkey King that when Yang Jian arrived in the peach garden, he not only ate the peaches, but also brought back some to feed the dogs before leaving?"

"I don't know if there is such a thing?"

The westward catastrophe, the Queen Mother also has to cooperate.

But it’s not right to cooperate, let some people take this matter and use it as Shangfang’s sword, such as this time, I cooperate with you to steal a peach, and you take it home to feed the dog after eating?

This is not.

When the Jade Emperor heard what the Queen Mother said, his expression changed.

This really happened, Yang Jian really said such a thing that day, he wanted to bring the flat peach back to Xiaotiangou to eat.

The simple understanding is to take it back and feed it to the dog.

Chapter 141 Don't be such a deadbeat

The Jade Emperor was a little confused and said:

"This matter..."

"Don't worry, Queen Mother, things are not what you think, there are reasons..."

Yang Jian was dumbfounded at this moment.

What the fuck?

Dead monkey, what are you doing, motherfucker?

Are you fucking me?

The Queen Mother ignored the Jade Emperor, looked at Yang Jian and asked:

"Yang Jian, let me ask you."

"But there is such a thing?"

All the immortals also looked at Yang Jian with confused faces.

what's the situation?

Although I know that you have a good relationship with Xiaotiangou, but this flat peach is usually not available to our immortal family.

You actually took it back and fed it to the dog!

Yang Jian was at odds with the Queen Mother, and the Jade Emperor was at odds with the Queen Mother. All the immortals on the field knew what happened to Yang Jian's mother, Yao Ji.

Over the years, the Queen Mother may have felt that she was a bit harsh back then, so she didn't care about so many things anymore. She planted flowers in Yaochi every day, raised fish and so on.

But the majesty of the Queen Mother is always there!

You actually took the flat peach back to feed the dog, isn't that slapping her in the face?

Faced with the Queen Mother's question, Yang Jian didn't know how to answer for a while.

He did take the flat peach away.

It is true that he said what he would bring back to Xiaotian dog, and in the end it was indeed eaten by Xiaotian dog.

Although Xiaotiangou is a dog.

But in Yang Jian's heart, Xiao Tiangou is his brother who has lived and died together many times, and the master and servant have experienced many difficulties together.

So Yang Jian ate two flat peaches for Yang Chan, two for Cun Xin, and two for Xiao Tiangou.

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